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Fine girl.
The mum should not complain if she doesn't turn out well tho coz the mother herself is a shameless woman

The heat this thing brings out is shocking. I hail women o. Una dey try

Please help me with these modems.
Airtel modem
Model: E173u-2
IMEI: 867749014475507

Airtel modem
Model: E173u-2
IMEI: 867749015220423

Glo bolt modem
Model: E303s-1
IMEI: 867648012515332

Thank you in advance.

This picture says it all about gay relations of any kind.

This is very useful info

Leave him be. He'll come back to his senses and if he doesn't then he's not worth your tears.

If he's the real deal he should heal all the madmen then. Rubbish

# SARAKI vs TINUBU!!!#
Saraki and Tinubu entered a chocolate
shop in New
York City. As they were busy looking
around?
Tinubu stole 3 chocolate bars. As they
left the store...
Tinubu said to Saraki:
"Man, I'm the best thief - I stole 3 Chocolate Bars
and
none saw me.
You can't beat that!"
Saraki replied:
"You want to see something better?
Let's go back to the
shop and I'll show you some real
'intelligent'
stealing."
So they went up to the counter and
Saraki said to the Shopkeeper:
"Do you want to see some real magic,
man?
"The Shopkeeper replied:
"Yes...!"
Saraki said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The
Shopkeeper gave
him
one, and Saraki ate it. He asked for a
second bar, and
he ate that as well. He asked for the third,
and as he
finished
it, the Shopkeeper asked:
"But where's the magic?"
Saraki replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and
you'll find all the three Bars of
chocolate that I've just
eaten.....

I can't go thru this scarcity nonsense again o. They better sort it out

Wow. So there are a lot of people like me. Well I am planning to go into Plantain farming. I have acquired a reasonable size of land about 2 acres. Still investigating on where to buy good suckers. Any suggestions and advice will be appreciated.

I laughed so hard when I saw these women dressed like this

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CHLOROFORM KNOCKS PEOPLE OUT INSTANTLY

Chloroform is a favorite tool of movie spies and villains to incapacitate their enemy without killing them. Just by holding a rag soaked in the chemical up to a person's face, they pass out for hours. In reality, it takes about five straight minutes of inhaling chloroform to knock somebody out. Even then, they must receive a constant dose to stay asleep and will suffocate unless their head is propped up.

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DEFIBRILLATORS BRING PEOPLE BACK TO LIFE

The defibrillator is a staple of medical drama shows. The patient flatlines, so the doctors grab the the metal paddles, says "clear", and then miraculously shocks the victim back to life. If this has always seemed to good to be true, that's because defibrillators don't really work this way. The electrical shock that this useful tool provides is delivered to someone starting to go into cardiac arrest, not after their heart stops. The shock is just meant to reset the heart to a normal rhythm.

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YOU HAVE TO WAIT 24 HOURS TO FILE A MISSING PERSONS REPORT

For some reason, TV and movies keep telling us that a person has to be missing for 24 hours before the police will file a report. In the real world, police actually consider the first 24-48 hours of any case as the most important. There's a much higher chance that the missing person can be tracked down in this time period. Police always take action for missing children, but adults often disappear on purpose so those cases are usually taken less seriously.

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SILENCERS MAKE GUNS NEARLY SILENT

Movies and TV shows have convinced us that a "silenced" gun makes a quiet whistling noise when it fires. The truth is that it still sounds like a gunshot, but the volume is slightly lower and it sounds more like a pop than a bang. It makes a lot of sense when you know that silencers are actually called "supressors" by real gun owners. They are mainly used to protect the hearing of the owner while firing, not make them silent.

5 of 7.
CARS ALWAYS EXPLODE

Almost ever single action movie ever made features a scene where a car explodes into a giant fireball. Real-life cars are designed with safety as a top priority and can withstand just about any reasonable impact. In the very worst crashes, a car might catch on fire, but almost never explodes. "Mythbusters" even proved that shooting the gas tank with a bullet under the perfect circumstances won't make it explode.

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TRACING A PHONE CALL TAKES MINUTES

Many years ago, the phone system was not computerized and relied on switchboards to connect calls. It would take the police a few minutes to determine where the call was routed from, which was often depicted on screen. The problem is that movies and TV shows still act like this is a thing. In modern times, a location is attached to a phone call the instant that it connects, and it doesn't matter if it's a cell phone or landline. Whether you hang up after 10 seconds or 10 minutes, the police can find you.

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LOCKS ARE EASILY DESTROYED BY SHOOTING THEM

You've been lead to believe that as long as you have a gun, you can break through any lock by shooting it. In the real world, bullets don't just work like magic keys. Shooting a lock from point blank range would send out shrapnel that would likely injure the shooter. In addition, most handguns don't fire a large enough bullet and don't have enough power to bust through a metal lock. That's why police use a high-powered shotgun to breach doors, and even then they don't shoot locks directly.

I'd figure Batman in DCU universe and Daredevil in MCU

Valid points

I have to say this has been one of the most informative topics here on nairaland. I have learnt a lot in just a matter of minutes Kudos to all of u

gohome, 989900 and others.

Continue with the constructive arguments

Wow.

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I have seen it all.
Thirsty ass ratchet

Lwkmdfh. Nice idea. I just might try it

Lwkmdfh. This is very good. They need to know how it feels too. We should all actually try dis and see what these network operators would do

Robin Williams ke?

Where is the price nau?

Heheh
End time tins.

All dis talk won't change a damn thing.
World people...the world would continue to deteriorate and we'll keep on looking on helpless.
Only God o...only GOD

Na wa.
More than 500 lawyers graduated in a single year.
Wia all of dem dey?

End time tins.
Couldn't resist saying that...lolz
@op crazy world we live in

Signed.
Babaric is an understatement.

Hmm