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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dklef(m): 11:02pm On Feb 01, 2015
mikuz:
Meaning?
I cant find my love, FFR why was it closed?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dklef(m): 10:55pm On Feb 01, 2015
Bars:
Mehn..na mikuz hand wrk oo my nigga grin
Mikuz can yuh explain the reason for this kinda insanity going on?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dklef(m): 10:48pm On Feb 01, 2015
so why was ffr closed?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 3:23pm On Feb 01, 2015
Sokrates:
Na wa o, why i dey even beg 4 thread sef? Creating the shiznit myself
c/o
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 3:22pm On Feb 01, 2015
see Hot dudes sha.

smh.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 3:21pm On Feb 01, 2015
Bars:
smh...2much of mentionshuh undecided
bars bars bars!!! lmao
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 1:54pm On Jan 30, 2015
Bars:
wellcum mah nigga..
tanx. . . .
Rap BattlesRe: I Just Became A Murderer!!! (darkebel Is Dead) Warriblood Audio Diss Track by Dklef(m): 12:37pm On Jan 30, 2015
nice one warri
Rap BattlesRe: You All Have My Respect!!! by Dklef(m): 12:21pm On Jan 30, 2015
dalu nwane

#respect
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 10:59pm On Jan 29, 2015
AM Back b1tches
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chiomaberry:
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: BBM Sex Chat Group...for All Matured Babes And Guys. Drop Ur PIN by Dklef(m): 10:49am On Jan 28, 2015
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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 3:41pm On Jan 19, 2015
JOHN REAPER aka bars start running b1tch!!!!

cos


I'm unsullied, My ways are spotless . . . . . . .immaculate like a face without the papule/
You yarn pure bull but my bars are contaminated . . .I spit impure/ ....My presence ventilate the 'house' and like hurricanes I choose to expose your 'flaw' whenever I want/

Bars is unsinewed for claiming a playmaker/
YOU're my wannabe b1tch!!! an impostor and a plain faker/ ...call me the real prison breaker; . . . .cos I'm 'uprooting bars' out the garden of his family trees
Extirpate the pariah and send him off to an exile!/

Cos dude we are tired of you spewing rubbish/mehn,
I hurriedly left when I scanned bars writes on his newbie tourney cos all na gibberish/and if he refuses to desist from typing boring verse/ from his worn out pads/ . . . . . .My goons clasp the mac and ensure bars below the waste . . .like sagging pants!!!/

.....Wondering how peeps detect your silly pranks?/

ELYMAXiimus:
bars, whose bars have you stolen again? grin
. . . .You Vagabond!
They all know you cant scribe a bar without a treasure search/ You a bitter,,,, Suarez on ones witty toil/
bar's lines are kinda like shopping centers. . . .If we see one; . . . .we have seen 'em all/!!!!(a mall)

BUT WAIT, I've got no minutes for recycling. . . . .no time to waste/ and its like mikuz screaming let there be light. . .and dark evaquates/ I'm taking his criticisms as nothing thus I'm somebody....
Cos when bars be talking behind my back. . . . .my NL mentions be notifying me like; NOBODY talks about you. . . . .nobody talks about you. . . . .kinda like a song by mi and 2face!!!/


But wait again! FOr Real??...Stupid gay be talking tough
Bars:
Lol u no well max...
dis 4 dklef
Bars:
BIN A WHILE.... TAKE grin

OYa KLEF........take
LATELY, you been making holey noise like the deeper live's on crusade/ and I dnt fancy advances from males/
So I'll stop your blood from reaching the 'heart' . . .when next you dare call my name in vain!!!/

Talk about alarming bars/ klef gat it horning/
YOU the only sucker in here but you're never balling/ . . .You throw 'emotional jabs' so your punches keep missing/ but right back at you is where mine be CUMin/
.......so b1tch!!! this bodybag was 'honestly SEWed for you . . . .John can never reply
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 4:52pm On Jan 18, 2015
I split the imp/ haunt him till he grows lean and
thin/
. . then shoot my bazooka . . to ensure Dark
varnishes like a bleaching cream!/



chisos! grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 11:01pm On Jan 16, 2015
Bars:
4 klef
lmao. . .Guy yuh don go plan me abi? grin

twas d0pe. . .imma reply soon!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 10:56am On Jan 16, 2015
Darkrebel:
I also have those I don't want to vote in my thread cos they are known obsessed haters and will definitely cast a hate vote..

Dklef or whatever his name is
Giyazz and his brother sosiqdude ... and warriblood..so don't tag them so they won't derail ...
Lonnaprick should even be found 3 kilometres near the thread..
nigga stop tagging my sobriquet to yuur lame talks plsss



Nobody cares abt ur
battle thread so go blow yourself up!
Indigent riffraff.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 7:08am On Jan 16, 2015
grin

Stupidity. . . .is Allowed. ....
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m):
Emaprince:
it isn't accessible.
.....
.....
《blaq》Diss @ ink

I've seen the gimmicks/...left with a mean
decision/....uppercut to jack his body....a war ship
to lift his spirit/
....buh 1st i grab an ink, write a list of those who
had him defeated/
Vinchi, khase, khleb, loonati

....oh sh1t the ink is finished/
Gee, I'm prolly the meanest dawg/ He throws a
fist, i duck, and he gets shot/ thats how reflex
works/.... He's losing his cool... sh1t gets heated
up/
....now he's slamming the gates/...am king, thuggs
guarding the place!/ I'd later try to win points for
punch......buh first.... Twak...am slapping his face/
Yur a disgrace....
Too many dudes in ur anus i imagine/.....u expect
em to fight for ya when i'm arriving/
U can bring heaven on earth, to try and fight it/
Even if u alter the solar system.....Son! Its still gon
go the way that i planet!!/ ( uranus sun, plan it)
now for punch, you getting seven inna row/... Mehn
i really should get you inna boat/ then throw u out
cos of ur fashion style, don't be scared dude, u
may float/
U already wear life jackets on skinny jeans, and
those rhymes remind us of
....."Heaven in a bowl"/
...Bro!! we ain seen your dope lyrics yet/ yur weak,
and this is clear/
One look and we see your lapse.....thru ur cute
mini skirt/ (laps)
One secret kes.... u gat no technique/ while i move
with the dopest clique/....so fed up, they employ
niggas to hold them cheeks/
....buh bro mehn, see/
Kes be so slim, that in buck vs Aj, some1 nearly
voted ink/
Plus, While u chasing online chicks, i straff dem
real ones/....d1ck leave em stranded, till dawn/
U send em fbk msgs sorta like letters and that's
where sh1t stops/
And dem b1tches shove the letters to the side like
One handed keyboards/
They call me up, i bring condoms, omo guy like ten
go/....drop cash on the table, fvck em dry and then
stroll/
1 tip bro, skype? Dont do it.....cos dese chicks
would notice u using those two hundred naira ear
fones/
Dey pretend its network...they say Hi,.....its
breaking....guy....Ya then zoned!/
Buh me? Ama big boy, air plays on big a$$
stations/ party with burna, real niggas stay turnt/
.......Buh u go where the broke artiste be, like
visiting reverbnation/
Still I gat Killers stationed/ just to correct ur
grammatical blunders, they Finna raise guns/
Cos Ur english so bad, u drop an english verse and
facebook still writes..........."See translation"/
.....buh fvck it! I'v got gory intentions/
The fans be loving the sessions/....if ink thinks he
wining,...it leads to a fvcking reccession!!/
Cos if u jump to conclusion......yur stuck
crashing..... See bro? Dats a fvcking reccession!!/
(stock)
And Ur chick?... One clever hoe/ she take d1cks,
rods, or nepa poles/ crazy thing is.... this bruh
never knows/...
Her pu.ssy so open.....am starting to think that sh1t
was never closed/
I mean Her womanliness is the realist shid/ so wide.... u
can liter'lly walk up and say....oh yes, am in this
b1tch/
U can shove a kid in....boom....she pregnant, jesus
christ!/
She's just wide/.....ma niggas? Dem nack he
die.... like Jesus christ!!/
Finally
Am sick like....yeeee/..... let that metal round ur
head, and its not beats by dre/
Listen to the things i say/......ink kessiena
adomi....u a b1tch man!!/
U prolly like pink, man!/....
U might look blue in this match, buh yur still Jesse
pinkman/
Buh am walter white, genius in the kitchen, same
when with yur patients/
....i mean ur parents/....also had yur Ex falling of a
steep of gradients/
If u try ta time bombs, that shit's just wasted/
Cos i'd call the president to pass a bill to ruin
everything ink operated!/
....so in this battle, the winner's a clear one/
U thought u would live, right?.....well now you
dead wrong/
Like · 18 · Report · Tuesday at 10:40am

《INK》
Posting for blaq..
Intro:
I'm blaqbones, This is the sad story of my life.. Nd
not a rhyme rehearsed/ so Please if u gat a coin
drop it in d plate, if not jus like the verse!!/
Hi every one lik I said..
I'm blaqbones I'm incompetent as a star/
I cap and stretch as hell, cos i Lack confidence in
my bars!!/
Am in continent in this spar..
Nd stop reminding me the rules/
Cuz as usual my punches are stupid Jokes to
crack you up, not minding if I lose!!/
I'm grinding in my shoes..
My settings brute.. Carry glocks and let it shoot/
My only unsolvable problem is getting cute!!/
A regretting youth...
My last opponent wasn't bold to show/
said my ugly face had him fold and go/
So if I die today, Father aint responsible, I know Cz
my momma told me so!!/
I hold me own...
I'm ok With a forty percent flow/
I "rhyme with bro yo ho" and careless dat i woudnt
win in a "multi talent" show!!/
My brains faulty, absent, slow....
I see my homie's chick n disperse Dozen scope/
I'm a nuisnace, Buzzing hope/
I Even Splash cum on my screen wen I what's app
with cherub n naz doesn't know!!/
Whoopin ma ass' Sudden though...
Ink sha, His fillers? jabs? cold/
See how he pulling triggers as whole/
Dah shii be taking me down six feet when I been
begging to sniff the niggas a$$ hole!/
(6ix's feet)
A Leader has roles...
I aint one cos dey aint feel me even wen I was
called bad blood/
Had to be king n dey still aint feeling my reign,
even when it caused ah flood!!/
Balled in clubs...
And stoped battling since may you see/
Cz I was crippled nd lost in a big way to bis/
Bt Jizos prayed.. I'm "whole" again .. Bt don't get
why ya'l still callin me a pu.ssy!!/
My shid ain't Juicy..
I speak the truth n I'll back my facts/
I swear I got wack songs lit'rally so alex its not cz
boogey did a track lik that!!/
Tapped my hat...
Cos I Achieved a lot, the way me pedal rap/
Now they calling snow the metal blaq/
Sleak the mettle blaq/
Bleep!! Even my pots calling the kettle blaq!!/
Bt let's settle fact...
Any time ink c/o me I find my bearin n duck/ cos i
Do rappin with no pattern/
See, Logy dis pairing is fvcked/
Ink's my nigga so pardon me if I chose to run
again lik buhari and Jonathan!!/
Here to pally with Jo n dan...
And to do lines lik Bleep your wife missionary style/
Nigga, My verse will tell a long boring story about
ink and my stationary life!!/
Got d name ape from my close/
Built a pack I had to take off my clothes/
Now niggas asking blaq, why u ugly..? N I'm lik
emmm.... Like the shape of my nose!!/
Ink raped all my hoes...
He already in the finals kissing the belt/
He left me struggling in the semis dissing my self!!/
Now I'm pissing like hell..
He aint knw hw i predicted to counter his spitting
as well/
He aint d type to say squeezing out shells/
He bring a short verse?/
I'll counter with a short verse/
He bringing nameplays? I'll counter his name
plays/
To be an all rounder with fame placed/
I got personals on him that'l mk him worry blaq
got dis/
He lost to stiff, lost to cash Lemme hurry that of
vee/
He woefully Lost to slim, oh sorry that was me!/
I see blurry at some ish...
Bt when its time to pick glocks, am mean with dat
clip/
I hope Jizos forgives me cos I aint even seen dat
shid!/
Bt wait wait Av been bad fish...
I predicted franks a$$ kicks/
Predicted 9 11 and Gat's Jab sticks/
Ion Juz knw why I coudnt predict.., dere aint a
future for me as a Rap artist!/
Bt don't blame the Crap at least/
Been tryna reach out with raps/
got nothing on my head .. Not even my afro that
lure nymphos/
I mean, This is me, this is my verse and I without
the caps/
So click the link below for more info!!/
https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=8
38233399572510&id=100001575733
466&set=gm.850923141618115&refid=7&_ft_=qid.6
102713088036356173%3Amf_story_
key.-7222030612996285177&__tn__=E
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 5:06pm On Jan 14, 2015
Darkrebel:
heheh bonyface dey talk..bony yansh sef dey talk

thank god say you don yarn.. ..

Mikuz take note..
retardds and haters like warriblood..sokrates/ icekidd and dklef aren't to be even seen 3 kilometres near our thread on sunday ..
they are also barred from voting ..

yipes grin grin
look!

A very dumb post by a dumb goblin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 4:43pm On Jan 14, 2015
Darkrebel:
weren't you the one that said I was blowing grammar in my brawl with giyazz?
you are too daft to understand lines ...keep off the RAP thread.. we have sexuality and jokes section..
common current affairs like lord luggard and 1914 amalgamation seemed new to you
... mongrel
Scumbag!

I never quoted you so why quote me? yuh son of a b1tch.
Your verse's wack and that's a fact, go eat a dick if yuh gat a prob with that!

R3tard.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 11:58pm On Jan 13, 2015
grin

Wack Rebuttal
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 3:33pm On Jan 13, 2015
Bars:
Sup klef...
Hawfa man?

Since after that una newbie match yuur face con scarce wetin appun? cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 3:20pm On Jan 13, 2015
Joshuabase:
.
Dklef I don't understand? The punches/meths were lame
.
Or you didn't dig?
aiit, this shud be fathomable. ↓

mikuz:
Forget story.
Ya prematch diss was better than the main battle verse and that of U3 combined.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 3:11pm On Jan 13, 2015
Joshuabase:
.
I don't understand? The punches/meths were lame
.
Or you didn't dig?
WACK
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 2:40pm On Jan 13, 2015
Joshuabase:
Seun LanLege JoshuaBase
.
Bleep everything,whatever you do please post before 12
.
demigod vs a nigga that grew on tha block/
Post ya verse and get booed on tha spot/
And you can do all ya want/
But,No one's Scared of ya ass,you not a skunk!/
.
Look
.
I'd hate to trade words with dumb niggas/
I'd rather we trade,bullets like Gun dealers/
.
Now he thinking he is god/
To Any thing the fiend's involved/
Math pundits,already predicting the returns/
Put base and 3 together and 3 won't be in the result/
.
Ya chess plays was preposterous/
Someone tell the bird brain not to bore us/
Infact,you a bird head,ya first name must be horus!/
.
We'll boo the squire's pretentious verse/
If he exudes defiance,he'd get ruined with tyres n
dentured stems/
And ya in foolish cyphers?we slept on them/
I mean,The way ya bars gave us the-zzzz's,they'd soon retire infectious germs!/
.
No ones feeling the orphan's slants/
While my Rhyming gets rewarding chants/
Internals everywhere like organ banks/
.
Ya reasoning should crown stupid/
And for that reason see,I'm leaving him to drown duly/
You aint got a crib really you clown,truth is/
He just a homeless hippie that takes sanctuary , . .
Listening to house music/
.
So I'm driving a "2-door car",its all beaming with youth/
To abduct U3,when I bring up criminal goons/
Stuff him in the trunk,give up!,really you should/
Then release all clips in the booth/
Call him tafawa balewa,he got killed in the 'coop'/
.
Then I'd bag what's become-Of him/
Take it to a place of monk worship/
To sacrifice,incinerate and burn bodies/
Truth be told,the scum ugly/
His complexion is something ungodly/
(Priest)
why you setting fire to the burnt offering?/
(Me)
he's not burnt yet,oh lord austine/
that's just the skin color of the dumb urchin/
.
(Burn!! ) irony intended lol
.
(Priest)
And you intend to sacrifice to our gods that Cursed
Orphanhuh??/
.
Slapped him silly around on the ground/
Knocked the crowns from his mouth/
The Punches,sound! Unannounced/
And my digits did a number on him till he was down
for the count!/
.
»»»BaSe«««
.
Lil keys
A coop is a two door vintage car
Horus was an egyptian god,with the head of a bird
Edited · Unlike · 3 · Edit · 1 hour ago
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Ukeme Ulquiorra Uduak
Aii let's be serious
I was gonna go light guy.../ but you tried that bis shit,so peep this, with the right I'll../ smack you in the air..That's a high five//
Base can let the mac fly/ will still get super schooled
like its Sky high/ you aint know? This olympus bitch,
"step to a god_base, and get killed" like a titan!//
.
(Sky High - movie bout a school for superheroes/villains)
.
You were born pussy, while we were wolves like lycans/
someone tell the dumb bro scram/ when I punch,
bones crack/ You tire, finna drop... where the pot holes are!// (tyre)
I eat u in sections like a combo pack/ this a 2 man race? Haha long old scam/ his gaming complete?.. bro see the mono poll, he pack... shows he got no chance!//
.
Bring that back?
I said his game incomplete,... bro see,... the monopoly
pack shows he got no chance!/
.
One time his girl's like what's up? I'm like "waiting for the porshe hun../ you and joshua ride the benz?" She said nah 3, BASE IS FOR THIS TRUCK, SHUN/
.
Yall aint catch.. Wait, lemme change the fucking punch once/ see life has many paths and Base is on the wrong one/ you belong in labs, used for slaking or emulsions/ or in plates dissolving portions/ so I'll be aiming for the dumdum/ ask any geek... When that heat spray... And meets base? Whoooo its a BASIS FOR DESTRUCTION!!
.
Weak blows I see him sending/ with bis notes, not still impressing/ if a girl ever touch J? Best believe that bitch is texting!//
I decimate the student when im scripting verses/ he
standing, mass problems keep him edgy/ that's cool,
sitting scare him/ he got to wish n I bring the less in//
.
.
Yall aint reading clearly!
Said maths problems keep him edgy/ that school sitting
scare him/ he got tuition? I bring the lesson!!/
.
I finna get the stage set/ murk with deranged text/ top of the hill, or this monkey is killed, either way I'll make the Ape-x//
I 'see lean' bars from the lame wretch/ his toilet flows may stretch/ but once he's pasted?/ i'll kill him and his friends... So they underground if they see what base-ment//
.
Elijah in chains, he's held still by a nightmare/ titanic..This sheep got killed by an iceberg/ yall trace the pattern...//
He fortified? I stage the ransack/ a sketchy-murder way da-vinci razed the bastard/ how is this wretch great,when a little warship wrecked base.. Like a navy attack!?!?//
.
He'll get sticky death like a flower-pot wet/ if this "bitch make it out the mix" he's a powerpuff girl/ so act raw and I'll let the luger talk// (sticky dirt)
I spot J walking like a full time cop/ show up to where the loser clubs/ then start shooting while ya balling like Supersport!//
.
(Jaywalking)
.
I'm Thor, you just shape-shift and pretend 'lowkey'/
electric when I rhyme, he best know this/ alternating
current at the quickest notice//
so be a dam, you couldn't resist this death flow kid/cuz when I spark.. d power-lines take base out like rigged explosives!//
Edited · Like · 10 · Report · 1 hour ago
Base,

Your pre battle shots at u3 nor better pass this one? cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 2:27pm On Jan 13, 2015
chai!


ibi easy on him biko!!!
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Dklef(m): 10:14am On Jan 12, 2015
Sammcarter:
Feel like to box this ugly african/
but am ebola conscious. .i was asked not to touch sick animals/ undecided
sorry I had to skip wastes and quote this silly ffag/
...it was never my wish but stinky PVSSIES BELLOW THE LAD/
desecrating the thread with chity chats?/ ook this just me 'KILLING THE FELINES WITH CARTER' ....like stuffing MOCUS ON KITTY CATS!!!/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 12:04pm On Jan 11, 2015
warriblood abeg stay ya lane o
dont just get me started.


stup1d boi
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 10:15am On Jan 11, 2015
funny how niggaz flow less than they blab
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Dklef(m): 9:52am On Jan 10, 2015
smh niggaz be spewing threats,,,, Ook I'm Dklef The OnLy niggarthat Handcuffed
Lightning, Thrown
Thunder in Jail; only last week, I Murdered a
Rock,
injured a Stone, Hospitalised a Brick; I'm so
mean I
make Medicine Sick.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 12:18am On Jan 10, 2015
oh, fvck dis browser
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 11:41am On Jan 06, 2015
hmmm,,, interesting.

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