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We lv yu mum!
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FEEL AMONG! FTC & LTC on here....On behalf of Mums and Dads, Lets share those old memories together! Using the harsetag below:

#YouKnowYourMumisNigerian When she scolds you for using your
left hand to collect money from the
Atm machine.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If she warn you from chasing girls
around. Instead of u facing your
studies.


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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If she tells you repay her for the food
You've been eating since birth when
You only askd her to return d money she
kept for you
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If she shakes her head at you
while you're leaving the church
just b4 holy communion
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She reminds you how many
hours she spent in labour giving
birth to you each time you offend
her.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She promises to buy you a gift if
you come first is class but never
does.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian [b/] If You borrow her some cash and
when you request for it back..she's
like "all the food you have been
eating nko?"
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[b]#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When After shouting from morning
to evening , she ends it with " after
you people will say I'm shouting"
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She gets to buy already made
Gowns for Christmas for you and
threaten to return when u frown
cus its too big.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She goes to the market and start
pricing until the seller start s
crying
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She tells ur 6-yr-old brother
"keep behaving like a kid, your
mate dey give woman belle.
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#youknowYourMumisNigerian When after beating the hell outta your life
then she go like "you want to kill
me abi?
"
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When Each time she reminds you
she didn't kill her mother so you
will not kill her.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When You ask: Mom, where do I
keep the bag? And she replies: Put
it on my head
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She refers anything bad to
your enemies and turns it to a
prayer ....ME : O ti re mi ....MUM: ota e lo
ma re.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She says that you can drink
the coke with a visitor then beats
the hell out of you after the visitor
leaves.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian ME:*Gives mom assignment* ....
MUM:Go and meet your brother ....ME:You dont even know it ....MUM:Awon ebi baba e ni olodo.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She warns you that as a girl,
when you shake a boy's hand,
you'll get pregnant.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She prices just one
commodity round 3 stores then,
goes back to the first one to buy. (Xo Annoying af!
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She serves a meal not
enough for everyone, claiming her
share is in kitchen. Then she sleeps
hungry.

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When You want to follow her out
she says go and wear your slippers
....by the time you are back she's
gone.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She never stops using this
phrase "YOU THINK YOU DOING ME?
its YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING".
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When The only thing she doesn't
want to hear from you is 'peem'.
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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She touches hot pot
comfortably without a napkin
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MUM: Shebi am talking to you and
your keeping quiet
..... ME: But...
..... MUM:
Keep quiet, i'm talking!

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beautifullll1:
op, why do you talk in so much pain?

Why do you ask in so much shame?

So sick

maiahsaiah:
Inferiority complex is what is killing naija guys,small tyn they'll get upset,then they'll now form one small group to boost their deflated ego nd their main topic-GIRLS

Taah! Inferiority gini?

See now, you've succesfully shown everybody where you belong on this.
In as much as i fully respect your opinion, i think you're fully guilty of it and a gold-digging naive girl, that lacks exposure.
I believe a guy must not have to be rich and wealthy before getting along with a girl, and did i hear you talking about deflated ego? Girls like you are the ones who be going to shrine, churches, night vigils and greasing poles underneat fake prophet's trouser simply because during your days, you were busy gold-digging and bullying the male genders while expecting them to go to hell and back before they can get your attention. For what? Not your fault!
Funny enough, the guys you fall inlove with are the ones who regards you as nothing but a cheap c.unt to offload s.emen.

Quite unfurtunate.

1. Money
2. Money
3. Money

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Gurgle:
I don't think that's just for guys, it happens both ways

How can somebody ask you how you are, and you say "fine" without asking back?

I usually just ignore them because im sure they know what to do

When I remove them from my list they start talking

Their problem is pride, insecurity. And sometimes, i'd like to call it non-exposure

Both ways, no.
Nigerian girls are fully guilty of this one. Lets assume it was to be you and your pal (close friend) you'd go further with the discussion yea? But when its a guy texting them, they'd start feeling somewhat proud to reply. They feel because they're the female, guys should crawl and worship them for attention.

Mznaett:
Are u really intending a joke or an insult to Naija ladies?




Instead of u guyz 2be proud of what u have mtcheew

lol

mtcheeew

e pain am sha

kikikiki

cc ishilove
Lacadastica

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MY CHAT WITH A WHITE GIRL :
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Me: Hey. . .

. . .She: hey,hi

. . .Me: cool.how are u?

. . .She: I'm good and u?

. . .Me: I'm good too.kindly tell me about
yourself

. . .She: uhmmm,ok.I'm Vivian Craig,from
the United
States, I'm the only daughter.Still in high
school.Like skating,spongeb ob, dancing,and drawing. Uhm,i'll
stop there.Anything else,feel free to ask
me
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MY CHATS WITH A KENYAN GIRL .

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Me : hello rhonda

. . . She : hi! It's been a while!

. . .Me : I'm sorry,I've just been busy..work
and everything

. . .She : awwwwn,poor dear,i
understand.hope you are ok?

. . .Me : yes dear,i am..how's life in Nairobi?

. . .She : so so fast and noisy..everyone 's hustling.i just
resumed school.how's lagos?
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MY CHATS WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL : .

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Me: Hello

. . . She: I

. . .Me: uhm,ok..how are you?

. . .She: 5n

. . .Me: how's your day going?

. . .She: (after 15mins) 5n

. . .Me: Please,kindly tell me about yourself

. . .She: Y?

. . .Me: nothing much dear,just want to
know you better

. . .She: check my profile

. . .Me: seriously??

. . .She: kk
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..Idiots

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He's back!!!

eightsin:
My wallet is the one with the 10k dollars n the Indian hemp. I don't mind doing the time

Guy you get mouth.

Abeg you value freedom at all?

see smart guy

gbese re o! lmfao.
With The Case Of Naija Police, If Na u wetin u go do?

austindklef@gmail.com
airtel

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obainojazz:
If look into her eyes....instead of seeing love...all I will see are lacasera, gala, pepsi....na wao....mama iyabo

lwkm,, xo you'd rather lie on this death bed yea?

laidian:
OP, do you say she got big money? if, however, she has, i can wife her since our marriage certificate will have expiring date.

...what sort o expiry date are you talking about?

its a life contract jawe.. no going back

...choose, Wife or Jail? She get moni o


Lmfao

Goodluck blaq

Cc Lalasticlala

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