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Politics › Re: Buhari Nigerians Are Suffering, US Trip Is “joke Of The Year” - Fayose by Dklef(m): 5:22pm On Apr 02, 2016

Hahaha. Funny governor cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Lepacious Bose Is Now Completely A 'lepa' Woman by Dklef(m): 5:17pm On Apr 02, 2016

She's looking really cute now. cheesy

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Politics › Re: How Many Hours Of Power Supply Do You Have In Your Area Per Day. by Dklef(m): 5:13pm On Apr 02, 2016

OP Where in Ijaye are you staying? Cos for over 3weeks now, we've not had power supply.

Sports › Re: Le Guen To Coach Super Eagles by Dklef(m): 4:55pm On Apr 02, 2016

Paulpaulpaul:
Africans, we love anything imported.
imported shoes
imported bags
imported accent
imported clothes
imported boo.bs
imported enm co..ck

and, now. Imported Coach.
If Grant can manage Ghana, Le should man Nigeria

LOL. what has our indeginous coaches been able to do, really?

Sports › Re: Le Guen To Coach Super Eagles by Dklef(m): 4:53pm On Apr 02, 2016

Lets try foreign coaches first.

Romance › Re: Would You Save Your Friend? :-/ by Dklef(op): 4:30pm On Apr 02, 2016

Romance › Re: Would You Save Your Friend? :-/ by Dklef(op): 4:18pm On Apr 02, 2016

Iolite:
What did she do?

Take him to bed, maybe? undecided

Romance › Re: Would You Save Your Friend? :-/ by Dklef(op): 4:17pm On Apr 02, 2016*

LOL

Romance › Would You Save Your Friend? :-/ by Dklef(op): 4:09pm On Apr 02, 2016*

What should she do?

Politics › Re: Deji Adeyanju: Buhari Is An Animal, I'm Not Afraid Of Him by Dklef(m): 11:25am On Apr 02, 2016

This is political extremism. Deji should learn to speak in a more civilised way next time. Cos i'm so not impressed by this.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by Dklef(m): 12:44pm On Apr 01, 2016

Ook, my april fool experience!

I told myself that 1dollar now equals to 1naira, only for me to discover its April.

Uhmmm. Good enough, aint it undecided

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Romance › Re: Woman Attempts Suicide Twice Because Her Lover Married Another Lady by Dklef(m): 12:36pm On Apr 01, 2016

Nienie:
She no get job to find if she don finish school ni??
people should have left her that second time,the economy is too bad for us to beg people not to die.

Romance › Re: Still A Virgin Comment Hi, No Longer A Virgin Comment Hmm by Dklef(m): 1:13am On Apr 01, 2016*

Lezzlie:
mischief maker!!!

I'm still on self-flagellation on my earlier thread.

I've decided to make it ladies' month

LOL. Why now, should you start feeling guilty or having regrets over thesame thread you created some days ago, with the sole aim of bullying women!

Whats goes around, comes back around man! And since you know you've got this proclivity of harrasing and bullying women, shouldnt you really forget about them and quit the flirting and all?

Cc postman- come o baba, i think we really need to call on the attention of a spiritualist for this your guy's 'problem' o cheesy

Romance › Re: Still A Virgin Comment Hi, No Longer A Virgin Comment Hmm by Dklef(m): 12:48am On Apr 01, 2016*

Lezzlie:
it's a long boring night and I'm not about to pass up this little fun.

How can you say its 'boring' when all your posts lately's been for a particular lady you've been trying so hard to seduce.

Common man! Put in more effort and who knows! You might just have another poor damsel to rumple your sheets soon.

NB- i'm not about to spoil anybody's packaging o! So if you're the babe, and is reading this, please just ignore cheesy

Romance › Re: Still A Virgin Comment Hi, No Longer A Virgin Comment Hmm by Dklef(m): 12:32am On Apr 01, 2016

Lezzlie:
Damn, king synz, who's that you just displayed?

I thought hats like that are for circus shows.

And that T-shirt, it's certainly made of bedsheet material.

Trouble maker grin

Business › Re: Today's Naira Exchange Rate by Dklef(m): 4:08pm On Mar 31, 2016

Nothing has really changed.

God help Nigeria.

Jokes Etc › Re: When Your Friends Ask You To Save A Seat For Them by Dklef(m): 2:19pm On Mar 31, 2016

HateU2:
This is how I used to do 4 lalasticlala when we were still in school oo

Lair!

Back in school or bedroom, Talk true? cheesy

Phones › Re: Why You Shouldn't Use Your Phone In A Toilet Again by Dklef(m): 1:34pm On Mar 31, 2016

Temihatz:
MTN Signal in my toilet is exceptional. I concentrate more and I usually have enough time to check all NAIRALAND's UPDATES (FP, TRENDING TOPICS, NEW TOPICS, etc).

So trust me, I didn't read any part of OP's post

One more thing: I Just typed this from my toilet Seat aka Hot Seat

LOL.

You really should go read it up though. Its factual.

Romance › Re: If She Ask For Huge Amount, Put Her Through This Test by Dklef(m): 12:25pm On Mar 31, 2016

Common OP, dont be ridiculous!

If a girl makes a demand that's out of your stretch, simply tell her you cant afford it.

No point calling her ancestors to see what their reaction would be.

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Politics › Re: Power Generation Falls To 2,030MW by Dklef(m): 11:20am On Mar 31, 2016

SleekAboii:
If this is mere generation, I wonder the amount lost in transmitting. What is buhari even doing in nuclear Summit when we are the nation is in total darkness?

Exactly what baffles me in this whole Mr. President's waka waka.

How Nuclear Summit take consign Naija, i nor know!

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Dklef(m): 11:39pm On Mar 30, 2016

Bang My Head - David Guette

Foreign Affairs › Re: Will you vote for Donald Trump for 5000$,black Americans react (snapshots) by Dklef(m): 10:03pm On Mar 30, 2016

olapluto:
In Nigeria, people sell votes for less than $5. Poorverty!!!

'Poorverty'? LOL.

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Romance › Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Dklef(m): 9:42pm On Mar 30, 2016

Lezzlie:
Stalker!!! How'd you know I was gaoled?

It doesnt really matter grin

Just step out or i'll change my mind!!!

Btw, How're ya, busboy?

Romance › Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Dklef(m): 9:30pm On Mar 30, 2016

Lezzlie:
Yes I was high, high from the drag of Igbo you passed me

You've started again, young man.
Who taught you how to 'drag' igbo? Or you think its OK to joke with everything?

Seems the heat in your gaol has started melting your brain cells.

Oya come and be going, you need rest. grin

Sports › Re: Even With 3 Moses In The Super Eagles: Hilarious Reaction About Loss To Egypt by Dklef(m): 9:07pm On Mar 30, 2016

NobleAngell:
None of these Moseses had a rod with them.

Sharp babe!!! cheesy

And maybe no dollar to import them rods!

Crime › Re: Man Beaten In Ilorin For Stealing Goats (graphic Pix) by Dklef(m): 9:03pm On Mar 30, 2016

Say NO to jungle justice.

Fashion › Re: Rate My Pix by Dklef(m): 8:49pm On Mar 30, 2016

VickyRotex:
For him to ask us to rate his picture, it shows he already has low self esteem.

Romance › Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Dklef(m): 8:44pm On Mar 30, 2016

Sorry OP. But must you counter every thread?
I think lezz was high while penning this bull.

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is Seprating The Fight? 1 2 Or 3? by Dklef(m): 8:40pm On Mar 30, 2016

HateU2:
Heheheheh
How will I know now ooo
Na d three of them dey fight.
Na tosyne2much be num 1, lalasticlala dey under the two of em and erm erm Seun be num 3 bet why are they fighting

LOL. tell us why biko.

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