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tunlex01:
A graduate trainee does not work as a teller in a bank. Most times, they are supervisors to the tellers. You can be posted to departments at the Head office, branch marketin or branch operations.

This is encouraging..

Pls who had gotten any mail to for d schedule of d interview??

unofficial:
Did you both get mails for PH? Just want to know if anyone got a Lagos location so I'll be able to request for a venue change

I got for lag...

Abeg those with interview experience should please enlighten us on what to expect ooo

larkz:
Check your mails people!

I just got my mail... I Hope i'll be able to attend

agbeke58:


Abi now. But can u relate with those programmes? esp doc who. I can get scared of that stuff like mad.

Not really... Can only remember the likes of tales by moonlight, sledge hammer etc

agbeke58:
I remember one yoruba kids program then on LTV: AREWEYO. There is one song they always sing then that insipires me then, it goes thus; omode niwa, tiko meyin ola, baba o, mama o. Marele iwe, maaka iwe mefa, mare college lo kawe si, ma re ilu oyinbo, maa gboye nla mawa di eniyan pataki laye o. Amin o.

The meaning of d song is we are children that doesnt knw the future, father, mother. I'll go to school to acquire knowledge, i'll go to college to acquire more knowlede, i'll go oversea, i'll obtain titles, i'll become very influencial in life. Amen.

There is this programe too on nta 4, childrens variety with comfort okoronkwo. Then one scary program; doctor who...... Very intersting...

u suppose don marry ooo

suxxman:
This Arrow storyline sef......
I just dey laugh Laurel.... Wah does she think she's doing??

what every other person has refused to do

ccaramel:
My NL email doesn't work.

ok

ccaramel:
Nonniking express shipping- on time
Happy time express shipping- on time
Still waiting for nonnikings normal shipping sent about the same time
Express is the way to go now if you need your goods on time.

Thanks...
I'll like to ask u a couple of questions privately if u don't mind

Toakins:
Same here too o. (First love tinz). Planned out my future with him. We even picked babynames...lol. Both families had a mini intro. He ended it sha.. Gave a lot of excuses..then travelled out.Its been 6 months o.. I am still heart broken as hell.. Anyone trying to get close now is like ebola to ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥.. Focused on my career sha.

And Lovely thread too.. Following big time!

Ehya... Sowee to read this. that's life and its how we deal with issues like this that define us... As they say good things go for better things to come around. It was def for the best and I'm pretty sure soon, a better loving man will come around. Cheers!

harryboyng:
Love can happen anywher..Meetin the person U can become right with is the koko..

I know na... We find it in hopeless places... Congrats bro

harryboyng:
I can't remember the date but I meet her on a social media - Badoo.

We got talking as friends..to seeing each other even though she stayed outside Lag - Ijebu Ode. She came visiting and I went to pick her at Berger to Victoria Island. She stayed for some days but things turned out somehow because let's just say we were younger and didn't know wat we wanted for ourselves. Years gone by, we got back together December last year and we are still together and that's how it's goin to be forever. We have grown to understand each other more and very soon, I will be changing her surname to mine cos she is all I got.

Even badoo.... Nowhere person no fit find love ooo.... Hmmmm

Has anyone done hipping this year and received their goods? If yes, which of the shipping agents did u use?

I wanna try it for the first time and don't wanna flop

kunlenkirol:
I met my hearthrob in the University of Ibadan, Agbowo shopping complex to be precise in 2008. I was doing my master program while she was an undergraduate. I had enrolled for a master program because I couldn't get a job after NYSC in 2007. On this fateful day, Dr Ekanola had given me an assignment which I was to present in three days time, so I quickly dashed to the cyber cafe at Agbowo shopping complex to browse for a material on jstor. As I paid for one hour and was ushered into my seat, behold a beautiful young lady beside me. Her beauty was fascinating and her perfume was enticing and charming. I peeped into her monitor to know how much time she had left. She had 44 minutes while I had one hour. As I was browsing I was looking at her face. She did not appear to have noticed me though she later confessed that she was furious as to why I wouuld be peeping on her monitor. After she finished browsing, I asked her if she wouuldnt mind if I bought her more time but she declined my offer and hurriedly left for the door. I left what I was doing and chased her, she declined all my offer to get her number, hostel or her course. That night I couldn't sleep because of the effect she had on me. But as fate would have it, I ran into her at Kenneth Dike's Library, We became friends and after graduation we tie the nuptial. And hear we are. I hope I did not bore you with my epistle. Lol!

Hehehe.... Nice story
Also doing my masters at UI and I'm heading to agbowo shopping complex now now.... I never can tell...I may also find an undergraduate Mrs right there

Wow... Lovely stories... It's funny but nice how pple find love and get married in hopeless places.... I hope to share my story soon

Who has tried it on android and what is d data consumption rate like??

The problem with our country is medicine after death... If he had provided us with even half of the 2mil jobs annually among other necessary things ... Election would have just been to fulfil all righteousness... Now after 6 years... U are now promising jobs... If u couldn't do it in 6 years, why on earth and heaven join sef should I believe u'll do it in 4??

Labbish

#saibuhari jaree... Atleast let's see what u can do!

Good day and happy new year my ogas at the top. Them say na where person own end, na hin another persn own start ...i'm new here but not new as an importer. I do normal shipping with NIPOST but they take forever to arrive so i'm really happy i stumbled upon this thread cos little did i know i can import via third party shippers and we all know how exorbitant DHL and the likes can be. But with the problems NAHCO and d likes are having, i guess i'll just wait till the storm is over. Please provide updates when normal service has resumed. thanks.

Movie of d year: hobbit...battle of d five armies

End of discussion!!!

I should go see hobbit today... Eagerly anticipating...
Sit tight for d review!!

Some interesting movies i've seen this year include:
Fault in our stars
Single moms club
X-men: days of future past
Amazing spiderman 2
Captain america: winter soldier
22 jump street
Lucy
Neighbours
Think like a man too
Transformers: age of extinction
The other woman
Need for speed
Divergent
To mention but a few...

But the best movie I've seen this year has to be guardians of the galaxy...

Yet to see hunger games and hobbit: battle of the five armies...
The hobbit may still win my best movie of d year award they way it did last year

ireneony:
the former title brought more views than this one

Only for them to be disappointed

Can't wait for 2mao

Francheezy:
Soon




The Last picture. Firestorm and professor Stein.

That's second picture tho... Felicity*fantasizing*

ireneony:
op, why u come change the title na

The former topic didn't reflect the content

iyisco2001:
Which kind thread be this, I thought u said you want to tell us why Yoruba women have the biggest butt.

Suggest a better topic

ireneony:
whatever rock your boat..

but that does change the fact, that does change the fact most of them are dark skin.......but Yoruba get respect sha, de can greet

Black is beautiful

iceberylin:
Igbo girls got bigger, round and hiply endowed Azz

I agree to disagree... I've stayed in both places and I can confidently say Yoruba gals gat it more

I know the hidden agenda of Kim Kardashian,
Nikki Minaj and Jennifer Lopez. Yes, I know.
These ladies are jealous of Mercy Johnson, Yvonne
Okoro and one of my female relatives in the village.
Na today real Black women don dey get Big Yansh?
Why the sudden obsession with Kim Kardashian’s
butt by the Western World? Ehn?

And the funny thing is, oyinbo women are now
getting butt transplants while those who can’t afford
it are using butt pads, or Yansh Pads as we term it
here sometimes.
Now, this is the humour when it comes to Nigerian
and perhaps African women. When God made the
African woman, he might have taken an extra rib
from Adam to bless the African women in most parts
of the continent. That is why South African women
have….(*speechless)

Narrowing it down to Nigeria and the ethnic
groups, it is debatable but research has shown that
Yoruba ladies just might have the biggest butts in
Nigeria. I am likely to concur with this because ever
since I was born and all the years I was growing up,
the only images of Yoruba women I could remember
from the black and white music clips of those days
and Owambe Parties, were images of some bad a*s
conservative butt shaking which never got one’s
parents incensed enough to switch off the television
lest we got ‘spoilt’ but would sooner ask us to close
our eyes when images of oyinbos kissing came on
the screen.

In fact, when I first watched a clip of Fela Kuti’s
stage performance in 1977 or 1978 on NTV ( as it
was called then), it wasn’t the ‘shakara, shakara’
chorus he was singing which caught my fancy. It
was the unbridled butt shaking of his dancing girls
which tormented my poor, young innocent soul for
years.

Then, Charly Boy came in 1987, with his outrageous
music video, ‘Big Bottom’ and not even the morally-
correct NTA could ban it off the airwaves then even
with the tempting close-ups of women with Big
Yanshes in that video. Then one lady singer called
Uche Ibeto released a video titled ‘Jigida’ where she
did some provocative butt shaking as she screamed
in a simulated moan ‘ligiligi, ligiligi, sha, sha,
sha! ‘. And no one banned that video then because it
‘projected an African dance’.

Back to the meat of my story, today’s fashion is a
conspiracy to ensure that Butt-om Power will keep on
ruling. Everything with women’s fashion seems to
bring out the shape of their butts these days. And
the Kim Ks and Nikki Minajs are there to help you
out, if you have any doubts.

Sadly, in Nigeria, I am told that Butt Pads for ladies
are in high demand in the market. Why? Because
many young ladies want to have butts like Kim
Kardashian.
I need to ask why an African lady would want to
put on artificial pads on what has naturally been
padded from heaven. Because of Kim?

Fela Kuti did sing that the African People’s problems
start from the back. ‘Na from BACK yioooooo’.
Don’t get me wrong. I appreciate butt. Good butt.
And for those who got it among the ladies, thank
God for ‘butt’ering your bread. But when butts are
being used now as weapons of distraction, Houston,
we have a problem!

Why did I write this satire today? Two days ago, at
Garki 2, a young lady with well-formed hips came
out of a building and stood by the road to flag
down a taxi. I tell you, Kim K has nothing on this
woman’s butt and I wasn’t looking at her o. I was
humming Tisha Cobbs ‘Break Every Chain’ when I
saw her. The next thing I knew, an SUV rammed me
from behind. Gbosa!

A well-dressed young man came out and apologised
profusely as I looked at my dented rear bumper.
Whilst apologising, he kept glancing at the young
lady a few metres away.
‘Mr Man!’ I said, ‘before Yansh will kill you, go and
meet that girl and take her contacts so that you will
know that the bills you will pay for fixing my dent
will be worth it!’

The Guy nor slack. He went to the Lady and a
couple of minutes later, they both walked back to
his SUV.
I don’t care to know what went down with him and
the endowed lass but all I know is that I have a new
rear bumper at his expense which was fixed
yesterday.

Obviously that kind of person would not care to pay
for bumpers. What with the way he rammed my car
from behind, it doesn’t take much imagination to
visualise the other types of ramming he loves doing
behind closed doors.

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