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Nobleval:
blame courtortoise.


We need Cech btw the sticks.

He was wronged sided... Not even cech could av saved it

Edoblakky:
Game over! We won but it was scrappy.

Scrappy games like this win u the league... Not winning 3-0 like our noisy London neighbours

Still no 31st?? We are indeed rare breeds...

Having the Nigerian green passport alone does not make you a Nigerian, there are other things that add up to it. We Nigerian have very peculiar stuffs in common irrespective of our diverse culture and differences in religion.
Here are 15 things that shows you’re a typical Nigerian:

1.You Shout Up NEPA: Power is still a big problem in Nigeria,if you've lived or still living in Nigeria you know what I am talking about. So you get excited and scream Up Nepa when the electricity comes on? My friend you’re a Nigerian.

2.You wear Special Outfit for Sundays or Fridays. We Nigerians are very Religious people and very few of us are Godly,sad truth. We don’t joke with our Religious activities. Most Nigerians reserve the best of the best clothes for Sundays (for the Christians) and Fridays(for the Muslims).In fact offering time in churches are like fashion shows with everyone trying to cat walk and show off their beautiful dresses.

3.You don’t ask people their age and you don’t like to tell people your age.
Except it’s something official we don’t like to tell or ask people their age. We Nigerians see asking someone’s age, especially if the person is older than you very disrespectful.

4.You’re boisterous and always Speak loud in Public. Nigerians are very noisy and energetic people,it’s not difficult to identify a Nigerian when you find yourself at International airports .We speak loud with confidence ,you hear phrases like “Do you know who I am?” “My friend I will get you locked up!”

5.You call people you are not familiar with names like: Chairman,Oga,Uncle,Aunty,Bros,Sister etc.

6.You have two Phones to yourself alone. Most Nigerians living in Nigeria own two phones, not just to show off but because of the unstable power and mobile network services, you can’t just rely on one network or phone. If mtn doesn't have network you quickly pick up your etisalat sim card. It's mostly a smartphone and a Nokia phone.

7.You’re materialistic and like to flaunt your wealth at the slightest opportunity given. The Rich Nigerians are really really rich. We buy things we don’t need just solely to fit in with everyone else. Your Facebook updates are things like “lekkibeach chilling”,”Dubai things”,”Money on mind”then just know you’re a Typical Nigerian etc

8.You’re always extremely security conscious and watchful. A Typical Nigerian person is always watching for safety. He doesn't trust anyone around him, everyone is a suspect. He doesn't keep his phone carelessly ‘cos he knows someone is
waiting for such opportunity to steal it. I once traveled somewhere abroad, and the guy who came for me at the airport was telling me how unsafe the place was and why I should keep my belongings safe, I just looked at him and smiled, wish he knew how security conscious we Nigerians are by default.

9.You have relatives that you can’t even explain in simple terms how they are related to you. I hear things like, Hmm Mayo here is my relative Kemi, she is my Fathers brother’s wife cousin’s friend’s Husband. I am like WTH!!

10.You always like to cook Jollof Rice when you have Big Occasions. Party rice

11.You use very often phrases like: Eh wo, Ehen, Chineke, Che, Ah-Ah, Yepa! God forbid, by God’s Grace, Nawa o!Wetin sef!No worry, Go joor! etc

12.You know what chin chin, puff puff, or moin moin are.

13. You've never or rarely visit the dentist because you don’t see any reason for that and consider it waste of money.
Nigerians only visit a dentist office when there is no other remedy. Visiting a dentist for normal check-up is not an everyday thing in Nigeria.

14.You like to add “O” to a lot of your talk. e.g Na wa o,Leave me o,O boy!,Na Now o!

15.You read all the above 14 signs and smiled in between

Please add urs

www.tlkdrum.com/15-signs-youre-a-typical-nigerian/

Proffdada:
says me. games on PC are sold with copyright CD key therefore cracked versions are the only available for download I.E those that the exe file has been tweaked to run without CD key which identifies the PC as the game owner. that's why you can't play online games for cracked versions
check the comments on the link u posted

In other words... We just av to wait for the cracked version... Please update us when it's out oo

Please guys... I need fifa 15 for pc ooo

Lagos/ibadan location

Thanks in advance

I loved the scene with olicity...

Was absolutely shocked Sarah died... Think it's rhas aghul that killed her... Too bad *sobs*

Ipledge:
21

Thought as much

Ipledge:
that day,legally i can start clubing

Means u r just turning 18...

Ipledge:
i am oct 31st born,my birthday collabo with hallowen

Finally!!
This calls for celebration

Tannie:
Thanks dear

You are welcome...

So no parry

Tannie:
My birthmate. Happy bday to us, God bless us

Happy bday dear... Where d parry @ oo??

smileysmiles: any male oct 30's?? not met any on NL

31st...if and only if u were a lil' bit patient...

iyenimofe: In your style sheet, when you are setting the attributes for the image use:
img{
float:left (or right);
}
...other attributes can be added as well.
Then, in the element after the image, use:
elementname{
clear:left (right or both);
}

Please do u av a personal link to learn more about JavaScript, and web design in general... Thanks

otimize: na 2day yansh dey back or abi u be learner? I have known all along that boko haram is a scam. Dis yeye government wen dey my beloved country.

It's visible to the blind and audible to the deaf...the tip of the iceberg will be when the chibok girls are found... It's amazing how far people can go just to attain power.. Politics is indeed a dirty game!

God will judge them all accordingly

Mods do the needful

To me and majority of the Nigerian masses... We don't know if this was a scam all along but if it was... Then using the lives of innocent Nigerians to scam just because of the hunger for power is inhuman to say the least.

But one thing I know is the truth will eventually be known be it now or in the future...

sholatech: Politricks...Before now, he was called a weakling and clueless president with no solution to curb Boko Haram. Now Boko Haram is been defeated and we have a new political theorem that Boko Haram was a scam..

Isn't it too much of a coincedence??

Found this piece interesting and I decided to share... Enjoy!!

Rather than leap for joy at the declaration that Abubakar Shekau, leader of the dreaded Islamist sect, Boko Haram
is dead, Nigerians are flabbergasted and
taken aback by how suddenly the
military and other security operatives
seems to be getting everything right.
Like a scene from the '24' series, the
good guys are closing-in on the bad guys
and the world is saved from a global
disaster but only that the Boko Haram
saga was a plot all along.

It looks like a script that was written to
help President Goodluck Jonathan get
reelection into office. You ask why? Boko
Haram insurgents are the only terrorists
in the world that would surrender on a
daily basis to a once-weakened, ill-equipped, poorly funded military when
the country is only months away from
election.

Globally terrorists groups like al-Qaeda,
Shebab or Islamic State do not sheath
their sword because election is around
the corner neither do they surrender on
a daily basis.

Don’t get me wrong, we all want
terrorism to cease in Nigeria but the
writing on the wall shows that we
probably had an artificial terrorist group
in place and reports linking friends of
the president to the funding of Boko
Haram confirms this. They sacrificed
thousands of our fathers, mothers ,
brothers, sisters for what? Re-election?
Sure looks like it.

If that is not true, why is Modu Sheriff
eating, drinking and charting the future
of Nigeria in Chad with President
Jonathan? The former Borno state
governor’s affiliation and association
with the dreaded terrorists is quite
pronounced and very glaring, yet the
government sees no reason why he
should be prosecuted.

Azubuike Ihejerika’s role as the conduit
pipe for siphoning funds and arms to the
sect has also been reported. Australian
negotiator, Stephen Davis, is the latest
person to link the former army chief to
terrorist funding. However, the spokesperson of the DSS, Marilyn Ogar
says it would be ‘wicked’ of anyone to
link him to terrorism. What kind of
government is this?

Jonathan cannot deny his own role in the
activities of Boko Haram because his
friends, with whom he shares a common
interest, fund them. That aside, over
three months ago, shortly after the
Chibok Girls were abducted Jonathan had
a meeting with Nigerian editors and
when asked about the girls, he dismissed
the question with no remorse on his face. He said they would be found in words but
his actions clearly said otherwise.

Now, our military. How do we explain the
new-found vigour and intelligence of our
military, if it is not one on a script
because this is the same military that
has loaded Nigerians with so much lies ?
You will recall, when the Chibok Girls
were kidnapped, our military came out
the next day to brazenly lie that they
have been recovered. That was one of the
hundred of lies.

Then, they lied that Boko Haram did not
take over Gwoza; same was said of Bama
and same was said of Damboa and the 25
other towns /villages they controlled. Our
military also said the sect had not
hoisted its flag but that again turned out
to be a lie.

Another lie they sold was that our
soldiers never ran to Cameroun but that
lie was quelled by the Camerounian
military, then our lying military then
said it was a ‘tactical retreat’ .Another
lie was that the military had the
requisite arms and ammunitions used to
fight the insurgents only for our soldiers
and their wives to revolt in Maiduguri.
Miraculously, the release of the Chibok
Girls will happen within days and the
president will move to the next scene of
his reelection bid. The next scene on the
script is that, President Goodluck
Jonathan will come out as the Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP)’s (Endorsed)
candidate who was cajoled to contest
and feed us more lies.

He will come out in a colourful and luring
ceremony organised by TAN and
sponsored by the missing $20 billion to
declare that he has defeated the terrorist
sect, Boko Haram. We expect him to
claim that he will do more if given four
more years but we know it was his plan
all along.

The jigsaw is falling into place but this
time the icing on the cake will melt
because they have goofed . Their attempt
to con Nigerians into getting them re-
elected in 2015 has hit the rocks. We
cannot all be fools at the same time, can
we?

By Chinedu Okolie

Source: www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2014/09/27/boko-haram-was-jonathans-re-election-plan-all-along/

I knew there must be a counter thread

skillzbae: 1millon likes. Seriously, wats in this world to get too angry for? Wen angry i dnt talk, i jux keep breathing deeply for ten minutes, after dat i can tel u i dnt like wat u did, if u wanna continue arguing or annoying me, i go jux dey watch u like horror film

Shikena... Life goes on... People make both acceptable and unacceptable mistakes...it's all part of human nature

I rarely get angry... And if I do, 10mins is too much to forget about what made me angry...

Life is too short to worry about unnecessary things

sammycarz: I think Mourinho needs to stop bringing on Drogba over Remy. Drogba ain't the same. Still love him though

I second... I think he is just being sentimental... Remy would av made more of an impact than drogba

Of all people to equalize... Lampard? Well good thing he isn't gonna play against us anymore..

And to think that he had never scored against us in 10 games... Mehn

juwoonn: No na....


FailCow

Thank God he didn't bring his badluck to Chelsea

I swear and some will come and say he is better than diegoal

The M in LMAO is Manchester united

David moyes never conceded +4 goals in an EPL game

ginajet: no picture jorr.. face ya front...... *adjust my jersey to cover my bombom well*

Haba...let the spirit flow naaa...

*strong breeze blows and the bombom is wide open*

In other funny news: manu 5 Leicester city 3



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ginajet: I go watch jare infact na viewing centre I dey go watch today game na bad belle people plenty for my house ( arsenal)..... I don wear my jersey like

Correct girl!!! I for like see as u be inside the Jersey ooo... No he everyday person dey see that kind thing

Abi ur side near my side make we follow watch

ginajet: I don show

Welcome dearie... Hope say u go watch ooo... I no wan hear say na only scores u dey follow ooo

Like this post if u know this beast will score