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Jokes Etc / Re: The Village Blacksmith by dm1(m): 5:55pm On Jan 26, 2009
is this complete or just one of them dry jokes?
Culture / Re: Sanu Nku Jamaa [Hausa-speaking thread] by dm1(m): 12:26pm On Jan 15, 2009
@ nijacutee 'Sannu' is like saying hello.
'How r u' can be said like this 'Ya ka ke' when addressing a guy and 'Ya ki ke' when addressing a lady

i think it will be easier when u ask how to say something and we help translate it in hausa. but no funny language even tho most languages are best learned my saying cursed words. take care
Culture / Re: Sanu Nku Jamaa [Hausa-speaking thread] by dm1(m): 12:18pm On Jan 15, 2009
Sallama, suna na tanko a nan london kuma na fito daga jihar kano.
Kano ta dabo tinbin giwa
Kano Jalla babbar hausa
Kano ko da mai kazo anfika
Kano mai dala da gwaron duste
kano mai mata mai mota
Kano garin Ado dan bayero mai tagwayyen masu
Celebrities / Re: Who Is The Sexiest Girl On Nairaland? by dm1(m): 1:31pm On Jan 09, 2009
we havent seen them so how can we tell who is sexy or not?

why not ask them to nominate themselves by posting a sexy picture so we can select the sexiest?

@beautiful ones are not yet born.
Abeg which kind beauty wey we never see b4? the yet to be born are just going to be duplications of those past beauties. unless u wan see girls with double of each beauty item.lol which will be weird beauty. abi u wan see girls with rainbow skin colours so they wont need faces full of artificial slaps.lol come o the rate at which girls use make-ups and bleaching creams at an early age will soon turn into an evolution of urgly ones been burn.
anyway if u r reading this, everyone get em own mouth. u fi carry ur own chop shit. no be so!!! hahahaha grin
Jokes Etc / Re: When I Was A Kid :) by dm1(m): 12:22pm On Jan 07, 2009
Nawa o! Kids of my generation wouldnt do that but am sure kids of nowadays would.lol
kids of primary sch now know even more than what i got to know only while in my uni.
End of the world be aware!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Help Post The Funniest Jokes From 'night Of A Thousand Laugh' Comedians Here Pls by dm1(m): 3:48pm On Jan 05, 2009
Thats y i say help post because mesef i wan see folow suit mr man!!! All I know is that there are lots of creative writers out there that can put those jokes right in writing.
Jokes Etc / Help Post The Funniest Jokes From 'night Of A Thousand Laugh' Comedians Here Pls by dm1(m): 3:11pm On Jan 05, 2009
Hi there guys, it is quite interesting reading the jokes that are posted on this forum. for those of us that are fans of night of a thousand laugh comedians, I found it will be interesting if we can compile in writing jokes from our favourite Nigerian comedians on this forum. those of us who have watched these comedians and happen to be good writers, here is your chance to prove your ability and at least put a smile on our faces on a moody morning start in our offices.

cheers!!!
Forum Games / Re: If You Were Stuck On An Island With by dm1(m): 1:49pm On Dec 31, 2008
@sexyLeamon Why worry about food when i can give u dicocoooo!!!
Politics / Re: Mallam Ribadu Dismissed From The Police! by dm1(m): 12:07pm On Dec 31, 2008
Poor guy!!! I hope is not nemesis that is catching up with him?
if not God is and will always be with the truthful.

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