₦airaland Forum

bykebyke:
Who are we playing next?

Ohwhy:
You dnt have 2 tell me, already knew which nairaland guys had pink lips frm the replies I got. But you guys shudnt take it P sha, most girls find it sexy. Don't let ohhwhy's post annoy you.

honeric01:
Surely, he should keep laying around in the middle.. lazy agoro.

Ohwhy:
Lips that must have kissed, licked and swallowed everything and anything. From how many eves, I will never know..

honeric01:
Not this night o, talking about my perfect lineup anyday as you guessed.

honeric01:
Bartra for Mascherano, Mascherano for Busquet, xavi or Iniesta for Rafinha..

My perfect line up

usbcable:
whats special about the match?

Ohwhy:
What?

Ohwhy:
Me think pink lips on a guy makes him look like a cassanova.

Kologie:
I saw a guy( a nairalander) this morning brushing/scrubbing his teeth with all his might, as if he was scrubbing a dirty toilet seat, and I was like: 'o boy, if your teeth is that dirty why don't you soak with JIK or Hypo before washing? '... Anyways, I rep team Oral B!

kennynelcon:
No night calls.

Superstar007:
Try smoking bro. Then you'll a purely black lip that will match you skin color or you apply charcoal everytime you want to go out. Thank me later.

CaniiiceDim:
The craze for guys with pink lips by ladies shows that ladies think about sex more than we ve been thinking.
They always imagine how a rump wit almost every guy they meet, would be,,,, and if they don't find it hot,,,
you 'll be a turn off to them.

And for the guys rubbing lime on their lips, I ll suggest you go and make money.
Even with your red lips,
a range rover owner can still snatch that ur babe u got with that lime-infected lips of yours.lol

sammieguze:
About my friend rubbing lime on his lips?

Am very serious. No jokes.

Though i told his sha that it is not healthy that even if he eventually gets what he wanted, his lips ll be so fragile that any small issue, he will be bleeding coz i believe the acid content of the lime will only wear off his lips. Jst a small common sense though. Yet to be tested.

So, please.... DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME

passionate88:
Bros.. Super Eagles no dey too pain me again. Na b4.

barackohandso:
It's because mascherano is bald

CONTROVERSIAL DECLARATIONS ABOUT THE LFP AWARDS

Tebas: "If the voting were open, Ronaldo wouldn't win"


Javier Tebas has added fuel to the controversial fire that has set fire to the Spanish Professional Football League (LFP) awards. The LFP president believes that the idea of making the voting public is not a good one. "I'm not going to bring out a thing that the players....when you talk with the captains, it shouldn't go public. Because I think that the people must vote freely. If it were published, they'd say: 'This is a friend of mine, I'm with him in the national team, I see him in the other one, this one is a right...", I'm sure of it".

Tebas went even further and announced that he had an opinion regarding the results of the LFP that would raise more than a few eyebrows. "This is just my opinion. If the voting were open, Cristiano Ronaldo wouldn't win", he declared. Tebas' comments have come as a result of Enrique Cerezo and Diego Godín's complaints about the awards, reflecting the general bad feeling among the Atlético players for the almost non-existent recognition that they have enjoyed despite having won the league last season.

Tebas: "If the voting were open, Ronaldo wouldn't win"

3cycle:
When you no be winch?
Ok tell me what keeps you up at odd hours?

Evita22:
Its going to be fun. Make sure u sign up using the link

3cycle:
Its either money or a girl.
I picked one for him.

greedie1:
No.

3cycle:
Nah, most ladies love with their hearts and get heartbroken too.
Guess you went through a lot in the past but ll ladies aint same.

Btw why were you awake at 2:52 am, thinking bout a girl?
Nawa for love o

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
It is very easy. First of all i take 3 cloves of garlic and chop them into tiny bits and leave them in the plate for 4-5 mins and then i peel of the skin my ginger. As for the lime, i squeeze about 2 in a full glass of water. I swallow the chopped bits of garlic because if one mistakenly chew them, then your mouth will stink but if swallowed the mouth does n't stink. After swallowing the garlic i wash them down with my glass of lime-water, then i chew my ginger. Simple

iamrealdeji:
Nigerian ladies are just very stupid and they think they're smart,if a lady says no once and I try again,she says no,i just stop giving her attention and that hurts them so bad,like guy did I say it's over?because I believe there are lots of beautiful girls out there,but some ladies think you can't do without them,i only respect you when you're giving me the green light,but if you play hard to get too much,i withdraw big time,giving in easily doesn't mean a lady is cheap,it means a lady is straight forward,but most girls have no idea and that's how they loose the guys they really like,another thing is if a lady is playing hard to get in an arrogant way,its as annoying as anything,thats when I try to boost my ego by disliking you like I used to,i won't even care about you anymore like I used to,and that's when these ladies get hurt,i'd just be in search for another beautiful lady,period

AbuMikey:
if He had missed that, I would have taken a flight to Catalonia tomorrow and Make sure I shoot the Dude 7 times on his left T:esti.cles

Well, thankGod they won.
On Penalties tho

Only God knows what exactly is wrong with FCB

AbuMikey:
Pique sha......
Dude scored the opening goal today, in an 'irrelevant'' competition

passionate88:
My heart got broken whenever Arsenal lost a match It's always painful