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ElDeeVee:
Mehn I saw the things FIFA Technical Director - Marco Van Basten - is proposing and I was like is this guy high on some cheap weed

No offside
No yellow cards
Maximum number of fouls by a player in a match
Take-ons instead of penalties

bykebyke:
Cristina is delivering another Worst of All Time Performance... LOL.

bykebyke:
Fake. Won't blame him if true though,hasn't played under a good coach for 4years now. Tata Martino,Luis Enrique,Tata Martino,Bauza.

hensben:
With this it is now official you don't know football.

ddippset:
its bulllshit.

progress69:
Lol. No one gets robbed and they are struggling to repay paul and mary with profits cos the people they have robbed are not enough to pay others with profit. Dey there dey think like kindergarten pupil. This MMM have made even graduates sound extremely stupid. It is unfortunate

coded01:
Lionel Messi has rejected the first contract offer tabled by Barcelona.

OKDiario says Barca offered Messi a new deal worth €30 million-a-year, plus another €5 million-a-year in bonuses. But the response has been negative.

Beyond the money on offer, Messi is also demanding a unique clause in his new contract.

The Argentine wants the power to VETO any new coaching appointment during the length of his deal. It's a demand that has unsettled the Barca boardroom, says Don Balon.

Messi is continuing to push Sevilla coach Jorge Sampaoli as a replacement for Luis Enrique.

The veto option isn't a deal breaker, but he is pushing for greater influence when it comes to the next coach.

Read more at http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/lionel-messi-demands-special-veto-option-in-new-barcelona-deal-4164565#2TEcP59T5cDMf3TZ.99

Messi get mind oh...

Dandeson1:
I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again..


All na greed

ddippset:
I tell you that guy waka come with enough energy. and e be like na only him waka come.

bykebyke:
Sevilla fans after the end of the game were surrounding R/Madrid bus and repeatedly saying "you don't have Messi to beat us in our stadium."

People weh know...know.

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So you telling me Alexis is not good enough for Barca's bench
Cos you are feeling like Soyinka now

Aliyu333:
How this story still rings in my head.
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.

The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.

Then...

They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to #MMM.The world of Monkeys

hopefulLandlord:
hmmmm

the one question that still baffles me is this
The first set of people to provide help on MMM, who did they pay to

CONTEDDICTED:
That was me being angry when we were doing really bad

You sold Alexis not because he wasn't good enough for Barca but because he was too good to sit on the bench for Neymar

Chelseafan1:
OK, I hear you. Neymar is the most valued Player in the World, another big achievement for him.
Happy now? When u go address d Pep part



No vex bro

Chelseafan1:
Oga go sleep, who doesn't know the criteria for making this last, should I post that of Hazard after that successful season with Chelsea?

Someone had a bad season last time out, only a dumbo like you won't know that was what affected his value, Hazard that was valued high next to only Messi in 2015/2016 season.
Let Neymar continue his goalless streak thru out 2017, let's see if his value won't drop, abeg no dey mention me for this kind early morning nonsense.

Thank you.


Lemme ask u sef, how far with Pep Fraudiola taking the EPL by storm, oga dey chop L left right and centre, such disgrace after all of una don make mouth finish.

bykebyke:
After the game Ramos told Barca's next coach Sampaoli,"Long live the people with balls like yourself"

Chanchit:
dmcdad. I told you its easier to beat Madrid when cr7 is around you think its a joke. You see I predicted right?

usbcable:
He retired from international football years ago.

That is the only guy I fear in that team.

Any time he plays a big club he brings his A game. Idiot.

bykebyke:
Zidane plays 5 at the back today.


Sampaoli praise....You must be doing something right if a team that's unbeaten for 40 games changes its set-up just for you.

10d0ve:
ATM already qualified b4 that match (just like Turan scoring in useless matches or when we already scored 4/goals) That barca line up yesterday wasnt tested, cos las palmas preferred not to attack!

creepsyme:
MMM only came briefly to announce its burial date ...

bykebyke:
Simeone after Atleti's 1-0 win today:

"Results are the most important thing. If you doubt that, go look at who won the Ballon d'or"

10d0ve:
Each time a barca fan tries making that Neymar/ Arda comparison I just dey weak...Arda that's very clueless on the ball, he keeps turning back to pass to alba...he can't even stretch defenders

Chelseafan1:
Hazaaaarddddd assist king!!!!! !!!

Debroslink:
I'm not into digging old posts, else I would have brought some here. I've never been an advocate of Enrique's tactics. Just that I don't campaign against him everyday like Mr Bykebyke.

Chelseafan1:
LOL, go see Doctor den

Debroslink:
Anytime you come here and troll Neymar, we all know your intent which is to place your Idol above him.