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nice one

hmmm

Talk2Bella:
Nah I didn't

hmmm..i heard u

Talk2Bella:
meh I hate lies

u see! U jst lied

well i dnt even knw hw to lie to girls slf

my nokia e6

chocolateme:
the only satisfaction i need from you is to make your parents or guardian proud of your upbringing. And to use your CAPABILITIES, ENERGY, and LONG LASTING determination to make your future bright as the sun.

hmmm..

op hpe u thy hear

the man wan be lyk me

A girl uploaded it on her wall that every cheating guy should be blessed with hiv/aids my question nw is what abt cheating girls what should they be blessed with?

LOSKYXANDER:
OP must have attended FGC or any of the unity schools

i tel u,coz any1 dat attended any of d unity collages wil relate to all diz

LordDecency:
And The Dummies Forming Jackers...


They Be Like Every Calculator Is Wrong

Na doz same once go rise hand doin exams
dem go be lyk sir question 6 is nt correct
or num 27 of the obj dnt hve the ryt ansa in the options

0818255..mehn i can't even remeber my num again
ohh! nw i remeber 4457

samzzycash:
Everyday i see people talking about their sexcapades on nairaland,some people are honorary members of the Vaseline crew association of nairaland..i wonder if there are no virgins guys on nairaland . if you are a virgin share your experience on how you have been coping with peer pressure.

it hs not bin easy

#Teamsemivirgin

blackberry and battery issues are like

num 3

u said boyz

assfreaky:
Omo, I been dey chase one fine big girl for like five months now. the girl dey live for lekki phase1. The girl later gree so I take am go eat for restrant. As she dey chop I dey promise am say I fit do anything for am. She tell him say if I fit wash her pants, she go date me. I sey no problem. Make we dey go your house now. I pay her taxi reach her house come begin dey wash pants wey reach 300. As I dey spread the pants for compound na so one correct car drive inside and the girl go hug am. I been wan ask the girl say who be the guy when the girl introduce me as her new houseboy. Na so the guy look me shake him come tell the girl where she get this mallam from. Me mallam? I look the man like say make I say make I slap am but I just throw the pant down and bounce out. Nonsense.

chase her for 5 months!

mehn! Na wu gt dat tym

macjireh:
I have noticed that most girls on nairaland have their pictures on their profile.... what are they looking for? marriage or admirers!!!!
thickgodess, Sugarhugs, Talk2Bella, berlynn, Boleyndynasty2, makydebbie, Vivianbelema,
Nawtielizzie, dollyjoy, Iamhatey, xendra,
IamNawty, prettyAdaolisa, aalangel, Stalker365,
sinaj,TrapQueen77, Jenny1010,Laveda, Larablink,
cekhoe.....
.
Ladies over to u:::

mr noticer nice job



bt since dem sy na only ladies


so nttin concern me

no comments buh
yea i heard it mkes deir skin fresh nd smooth
sum gals go go try am nw

oolooree49:
Go for Tecno L8 plus, u will not like to use another phone in ur life again

hve u used the phne? If yes tell me hw it is coz am plannin to gt one nd the camera hw nice it is?

in sauti sol voice* ohh isabella.......
nice piece

contactmorak:
If you've ever heard that ladies do rape guys too and you never believed, this will convince you. A video is currently going viral on the Nigerian social media showing two girls attempting to rape a guy. This reportedly happened in South Africa. The video is quite confusing. The two girls seemed to be forcing themselves on the guy...with one trying to get him aroused so the other one can mount him. You can see the other lady holding his hands down. What we don't understand is why he was allowing it to happen. He should be strong enough to get them off him or maybe he was drugged and made weak? Disgusting women.

Here are screen-shots from the disgusting video that is too raw to be posted on NL...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/10/two-girls-filmed-attempting-to-rape-guy.html

if na for nija nw boyz go be in hundreds weh go wear boxers jug pass the area even reach in da aftanoon til nyt slf

just hangin out wit frnds, coz thy mst surely mke me laugh

Naso!

Talk2Bella:
Okay Try it and get back to me

owk..have heard u

Talk2Bella:
He should try it and get back to me

i am the person

Talk2Bella:
You never ready

lol..diz talk to bela slf
u mean that wil work on a 9ja babe?
She fit even fall person hands slf tryng to impress her wit wat u said

Talk2Bella:
When she's on a bike mount a road block and ask for her number girls love it when men do something crazy on their behalf

this is ain't bollyhood nw
I wil hve tired dat assumin we no thy nijja