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Failures have it in common: excuses

Despite all distraction, he knows what he is out for....no side talk....GMB just Dey go forward!

PDP is doing a Good job....using their money to campaign for Buhari, thinking they are running him down.

How much is subsidy now that crude oil is
$45? What is d landing cost of oil now, because we were told d landing cost when they took it to 145 naira. how did 60% drop in crude price affect only
petrol and left deisel and kerosene constant?
wht kind of dull govt is this...

Teacher: When crude oil was $119 per barrel,
we
buy petrol for N97 per litre
& kerosene N100+, we also pay 'subsidy'Now
that crude oil is $49 per barrel with all
other
things being equal, what is the expected price
of
petrol & kerosene per litre?
Also, are we still paying subsidy & how much?
Jonathan: N87. kerosene, no reduction, &
subsidy constant.
Teacher: Pls who awarded PhD to this man who
doesn't know simple arithmetic?
Teacher: buhari what is the answer?
Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price,
so
our change formular is;
If $119 changed to $49
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27, kerosene price
will also drop, while subsidies are out of d
equation or reduced to it's bearest minimum.
Teacher: But they said you don't have
certificate?
Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market
woman can solve it.
Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE

Teacher: When crude oil was $119 per barrel,
we
buy petrol for N97 per litre
& kerosene N100+, we also pay 'subsidy'Now
that crude oil is $49 per barrel with all
other
things being equal, what is the expected price
of
petrol & kerosene per litre?
Also, are we still paying subsidy & how much?
Jonathan: N87. kerosene, no reduction, &
subsidy constant.
Teacher: Pls who awarded PhD to this man who
doesn't know simple arithmetic?
Teacher: buhari what is the answer?
Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price,
so
our change formular is;
If $119 changed to $49
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27, kerosene price
will also drop, while subsidies are out of d
equation or reduced to it's bearest minimum.
Teacher: But they said you don't have
certificate?
Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market
woman can solve it.
Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE

Teacher: When crude oil was $119 per barrel,
we
buy petrol for N97 per litre
& kerosene N100+, we also pay 'subsidy'Now
that crude oil is $49 per barrel with all
other
things being equal, what is the expected price
of
petrol & kerosene per litre?
Also, are we still paying subsidy & how much?
Jonathan: N87. kerosene, no reduction, &
subsidy constant.
Teacher: Pls who awarded PhD to this man who
doesn't know simple arithmetic?
Teacher: buhari what is the answer?
Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price,
so
our change formular is;
If $119 changed to $49
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27, kerosene price
will also drop, while subsidies are out of d
equation or reduced to it's bearest minimum.
Teacher: But they said you don't have
certificate?
Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market
woman can solve it.
Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE

Teacher: When crude oil was $119 per barrel,
we
buy petrol for N97 per litre
& kerosene N100+, we also pay 'subsidy'Now
that crude oil is $49 per barrel with all
other
things being equal, what is the expected price
of
petrol & kerosene per litre?
Also, are we still paying subsidy & how much?
Jonathan: N87. kerosene, no reduction, &
subsidy constant.
Teacher: Pls who awarded PhD to this man who
doesn't know simple arithmetic?
Teacher: buhari what is the answer?
Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price,
so
our change formular is;
If $119 changed to $49
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27, kerosene price
will also drop, while subsidies are out of d
equation or reduced to it's bearest minimum.
Teacher: But they said you don't have
certificate?
Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market
woman can solve it.
Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE

Teacher: When crude oil was $119 per barrel,
we
buy petrol for N97 per litre
& kerosene N100+, we also pay 'subsidy'Now
that crude oil is $49 per barrel with all
other
things being equal, what is the expected price
of
petrol & kerosene per litre?
Also, are we still paying subsidy & how much?
Jonathan: N87. kerosene, no reduction, &
subsidy constant.
Teacher: Pls who awarded PhD to this man who
doesn't know simple arithmetic?
Teacher: buhari what is the answer?
Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price,
so
our change formular is;
If $119 changed to $49
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27, kerosene price
will also drop, while subsidies are out of d
equation or reduced to it's bearest minimum.
Teacher: But they said you don't have
certificate?
Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market
woman can solve it.
Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE

Teacher: When crude oil was $119 per barrel,
we
buy petrol for N97 per litre
& kerosene N100+, we also pay 'subsidy'Now
that crude oil is $49 per barrel with all
other
things being equal, what is the expected price
of
petrol & kerosene per litre?
Also, are we still paying subsidy & how much?
Jonathan: N87. kerosene, no reduction, &
subsidy constant.
Teacher: Pls who awarded PhD to this man who
doesn't know simple arithmetic?
Teacher: buhari what is the answer?
Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price,
so
our change formular is;
If $119 changed to $49
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27, kerosene price
will also drop, while subsidies are out of d
equation or reduced to it's bearest minimum.
Teacher: But they said you don't have
certificate?
Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market
woman can solve it.
Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE

stealing is not corruption:.......

still waiting for other campaign jokes

Jonathan promises to provide 2 million jobs
every year if re-elected. To get more jokes from
Jonathan ,e.g stealing is not corruption, 1st
class to d moon, d best president ever, I have
no enemies e.t.c text JONATHAN to 3325. N100/
joke

Even if there is no better alternative to PDP and Goodluck Jonathan, it's good enough to vote him out!
Voting PDP and Jonathan out this time around will make incompetent leaders and parties realize that sovereignty actually belongs to the people of Nigeria, and they will henceforth fear peoples' ability to choose,elect, deselect, remove and install leaders at will.
Is there any wisdom in enduring another 4 years of Jonathan's inept, incompetent and corrupt leadership simply because we are scared of the unknown? What else will happen if we try the unknown for the next 4 year having seen the worst under PDP led system for 15 year?
We will go for the 'unknown' instead of this 'childish' style of leadership (a leader that will never take responsibility for anything, will be quick to blame opposition and international community for his inability, will rather feast in the morning, deplete nation treasure, and cover up for the wicked).
If and when the unknown eventually comes in, who knows, they might get it better based on their characters and stature of dignity. The unknown might even 'pack well' for the fear of the peoples' sovereignty. Why won't the unknown get it right, even if it is to prove a point.
But even if the unknown comes and performs at the same level or worse, it is still a progress. We simply vote them out again, and again until the right leader shows up in Nigeria. But it would have been obvious that sovereignty belongs to the people who has capacity to hire and fire at will....
For this purpose, I will support the Sons of Noble with noble characters. I support Buhari and Osinbajo. They are the unknown, whose noble characters have stood the test of time. #VoteSonsOfNobles:Buhari/Osinbajo

omolami:
Even if nigerians need to try another peson, definitely not Buhari who does not pessess,a sec schl certificate.Haba the most populated black country to be led by an illiterate? Plse someone else.

The same illiterate Buhari who rose to d rank of military General; that same illiterate who was once our head of state. Actually, illiterate Buhari was once a governor, NNPC chairman, PTF chairman.... since his style of illiteracy has a way of getting results, that is d change I need.

Beloved, let us VOTE right in
2015.
If SOMEONE is;
J = Just
O = On
N = Negative
A = Assignments
T = To
H = Harm
A = All
N = Nigerians
THEN we must also find someone who
will
B = Bring
U = Us
H = Hope
A = And
R = Remove
I = Incompetence
CHANGE in 2015 is desirable and
inevitable.
2015 Campaign Massages

Note:
- Obasanjo paid off our foreign debts and left $25bn in our excess crude acct
$40bn in our foreign reserve

- Yaradua saved in just 18months
10bn$ excess crude
20bn$ foreign reserves

- GEJ inherited
$35bn for excess crude acct
$60bn for foreign reserves

In 6yrs of GEJ administration with the highest Crude oil prices; this is the state of our accounts
-currently

Excess crude acct is 6bn$
foreign reserves is 30bn$.

**Note your foreign reserves stabilises the NAIRA

Let's move Nigeria FORWARD!...expecting you all.

Kindly rebroadcast.

Even if there is no better alternative to PDP and Goodluck Jonathan, it's good enough to vote him out!
Voting PDP and Jonathan out this time around will make incompetent leaders and parties realize that sovereignty actually belongs to the people of Nigeria, and they will henceforth fear peoples' ability to choose,elect, deselect, remove and install leaders at will.
Is there any wisdom in enduring another 4 years of Jonathan's inept, incompetent and corrupt leadership simply because we are scared of the unknown? What else will happen if we try the unknown for the next 4 year having seen the worst under PDP led system for 15 year?
We will go for the 'unknown' instead of this 'childish' style of leadership (a leader that will never take responsibility for anything, will be quick to blame opposition and international community for his inability, will rather feast in the morning, deplete nation treasure, and cover up for the wicked).
If and when the unknown eventually comes in, who knows, they might get it better based on their characters and stature of dignity. The unknown might even 'pack well' for the fear of the peoples' sovereignty. Why won't the unknown get it right, even if it is to prove a point.
But even if the unknown comes and performs at the same level or worse, it is still a progress. We simply vote them out again, and again until the right leader shows up in Nigeria. But it would have been obvious that sovereignty belongs to the people who has capacity to hire and fire at will....
For this purpose, I will support the Sons of Noble with noble characters. I support Buhari and Osinbajo. They are the unknown, whose noble characters have stood the test of time. #VoteSonsOfNobles:Buhari/Osinbajo

As the presidential Election approaches
remember
these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated
hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military
Weapons
against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying
of
Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the
homeless>:O BUT
they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another
4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY
AND
BAD GOVERNANCE.

Mr President, how about corruption?
.....I have no enemy to fight!
Sir, how about Boko Haram?
.....I have no enemy to fight.
Crude oil theift has increased?
....I have. no enemy to fight!

Note:
- Obasanjo paid off our foreign debts and left $25bn in our excess crude acct
$40bn in our foreign reserve
- Yaradua saved in just 18months
10bn$ excess crude
20bn$ foreign reserves
- GEJ inherited
$35bn for excess crude acct
$60bn for foreign reserves
In 6yrs of GEJ administration with the highest Crude oil prices; this is the state of our accounts
-currently
Excess crude acct is 6bn$
foreign reserves is 30bn$.
**Note your foreign reserves stabilises the NAIRA
Let's move Nigeria FORWARD!...expecting you all.
Kindly rebroadcast.

eeeyaaa, so it took Sambo d architect 4 years to draw survey plan of anticorruption. Now he finished d plan come handover to a zoology...... What a disgrace to hear your leader talk disgracefully openly.

Give it to any bank in Nigeria, and you will be absolutely right. But having stayed inside Eco Bank in Ibadan today, for more than 3 hours just to clear a check, and they claim there was no service, I think they deserve the end of.the year prestigious award. They collected all deposit but, d service would not allow them to pay money to any customer.
The worst gbajue Bank of the year finally goes to ECO Bank Nig plc.

so why have Tinubu, Fasola, Ajimobi, Amosu not changed their wives to Muslim since? Dull statement!

In his most recent column for Saturday Sun ‘Press Clips’, veteran Nigerian journalist Mike Awoyinfa chronicled Redeemed Pastor J.T. Kalejaiye’s explosive sermon last Sunday in which he appeared to be canvassing support for the APC Buhari-Osinbajo ticket come February 2015.

In his message, Pastor Adeboye’s close confidant and touted to be among the favourites to one day take over Redeemed Christian Church Of God (RCCG) predicted ‘there would be a pleasant surprise in 2015 elections’, telling congregants to ‘go and mark it’.

Sounding angry with the way Nigeria is going, Kalejaiye, the regional evangelist of RCCG fumed: “Of what use is my brother, my blood brother who is not going to move the nation forward? And you want me to vote for him because he is my brother? Don’t let us deceive ourselves.”

He continued, “We have to change our system… Who is a Christian? Who is a Muslim? When I was working somewhere, my boss was a Muslim. I enjoyed under him. My boss provoked me to study further. My boss was always after my welfare. It shall be well him wherever he is today. He is a Muslim. The soldier attached to me was with me for almost 15 years. I never knew he was a Muslim. The day he opened his mouth to say “Sir, I am Muslim,” I said “What? But you follow me to the camp. You do this, you do that.” He said that when it was time to pray he would pray.

“Brethren, wake up! Who is a Christian? That somebody goes to church doesn’t make him a Christian. That somebody bears Christian name doesn’t make him a Christian. You are a Christian yet there is no employment for our youths. People who should be feeding their parents are still being fed by their parents. How many youths can get married today without the support of their parents financially? During our own time, we did our wedding, we only called our parents to come and eat. Today, our children who are 35, we are still feeding them.

“What are we saying? Let’s call a spade a spade, brethren. Things cannot continue this way. Corruption is the order of the day. You can steal and nothing will follow. That’s all… Brethren, if you don’t do something, something will do you. Wake up!”

Pastor Kalejaiye’s veiled support for Buhari comes after he appointed Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, also a high ranking Redeemed Pastor, as his running mate for the February 2015 general elections under the banner of APC.

SOURCE: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=97323

I told you why religious game CAN is playing for Jonathan must not stand....you see how things are going now, CAN will soon Split...

In his most recent column for Saturday Sun ‘Press Clips’, veteran Nigerian journalist Mike Awoyinfa chronicled Redeemed Pastor J.T. Kalejaiye’s explosive sermon last Sunday in which he appeared to be canvassing support for the APC Buhari-Osinbajo ticket come February 2015.

In his message, Pastor Adeboye’s close confidant and touted to be among the favourites to one day take over Redeemed Christian Church Of God (RCCG) predicted ‘there would be a pleasant surprise in 2015 elections’, telling congregants to ‘go and mark it’.

Sounding angry with the way Nigeria is going, Kalejaiye, the regional evangelist of RCCG fumed: “Of what use is my brother, my blood brother who is not going to move the nation forward? And you want me to vote for him because he is my brother? Don’t let us deceive ourselves.”

He continued, “We have to change our system… Who is a Christian? Who is a Muslim? When I was working somewhere, my boss was a Muslim. I enjoyed under him. My boss provoked me to study further. My boss was always after my welfare. It shall be well him wherever he is today. He is a Muslim. The soldier attached to me was with me for almost 15 years. I never knew he was a Muslim. The day he opened his mouth to say “Sir, I am Muslim,” I said “What? But you follow me to the camp. You do this, you do that.” He said that when it was time to pray he would pray.

“Brethren, wake up! Who is a Christian? That somebody goes to church doesn’t make him a Christian. That somebody bears Christian name doesn’t make him a Christian. You are a Christian yet there is no employment for our youths. People who should be feeding their parents are still being fed by their parents. How many youths can get married today without the support of their parents financially? During our own time, we did our wedding, we only called our parents to come and eat. Today, our children who are 35, we are still feeding them.

“What are we saying? Let’s call a spade a spade, brethren. Things cannot continue this way. Corruption is the order of the day. You can steal and nothing will follow. That’s all… Brethren, if you don’t do something, something will do you. Wake up!”

Pastor Kalejaiye’s veiled support for Buhari comes after he appointed Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, also a high ranking Redeemed Pastor, as his running mate for the February 2015 general elections under the banner of APC.

SOURCE: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=97323

shan george you are a big fool. where is your life now. when your current criminal president contested in 2011 and said he had no shoes what is now happening, he has jets... well i reserve my little comment about buhari cos he is an honest man and we have seen and heard about his previous leadership. may be you are afraid, if he enters there will be positive changes so stop criticizing and shut the Bleep up bitch....

Just asking for clarification: Somebody said Okupe belongs to 'Eckankar faith movement' and Jonathan belongs to 'olumba olumba movement '
If so, why is CAN leadership portraying him as a disciple of Jesus? If not which Church/denomination does he belong to apart from ASOROCK Chapel?

Church don suffer ooooo, Fani Kayode dey quote Bible for Yemi Osinbajo.... but why are all thieves afraid of d name Buhari sef....

The problem is this: If you said Jonathan just began to fix Nigeria issues when he got there, What then has PDP been doing since 1999? Why are you still asking me to vote for PDP if it took them 15 years to change from 'non functional rail to locomotive rail line'? If If Electricity was 3000+ Megawatts as at 1999, and now 4000Megawatts after 15 years, how long will it take PDP to move close to a nation like Botswana, and other small African nations (no need to compare to South Africa). If budgeting 4 trillions per year in 5 years under Jonathan =20 trillion+, and this is all u can talk about, What kind of generation is this? Are we this dull?