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The football season is in full swing and everybody keeps asking what club you support and each time you say you are not a football fan, they give you this look and start asking stupid questions Are you sure you are a real man? Are you gay? So, what do you do with your life? See the full list at https://kraks.co/list/13801
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Story of my life. So the Nigerian government posted me to Zamfara and of course, I decided to relocate because i cannor coman goan die. The day I was to submit my application, I bumped into this fresh meat... continue reading at https://kraks.co/list/2502
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You want some and you're not attached with anyone romantically. Or perhaps, you're looking to get over someone and a one night stand is the easiest way to do it. Let's give you reasons, a one night stand isn't the best solution. 1. You might wake up to your worst nightmare. 2. It could be the worst you've ever had. 3. They could send you off with a parting gift. (Small STD) Read in full at https://kraks.co/list/13781
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When being single just sucks. 1) When you just end a relationship and you are decidedly sworn off men but its the weekend and you are really bored. 2) You decide to watch a movie but all the characters are just being lovey dovey. 3) You start to scroll through Instagram and every single person is getting married and getting sweet captions Read the rest at https://kraks.co/list/13786
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Nigerian Media mogul, Linda Ikeji, just had her baby boy in Atlanta and as usual, Nigerians have a lot to say. 1.) The Ones That Must Remind Us About Linda's "Celibacy" Read in full at https://kraks.co/list/13790
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1. The ones that sabi the work 2. The lip suckers 3. The ones that grab the other person's head as if they want to break it. 4. The ones that pour their tongue inside the other person's mouth (bros sofri na ). Read in full at https://kraks.co/list/13780
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1. How do you have any when you have to wade through this many people everyday? 2. The people that raised us have none themselves. ![]() Read in full at https://kraks.co/list/13777
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What? Why? When? What did I buy? 1. Panic: When the debit alert comes in and your heart starts to pound 2. Anxiety: How much was debited? How much was in the account? Let me read the message very well 3. Then confusion sets in. When did I spend money? What did I buy? When did I buy it? 4. Critical Thinking: Who did I give my card to? How did they know my password? Read in full here https://kraks.co/list/12350
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1. Tear out a sheet of paper. 2. The principal is calling you. 3. Take this 20 naira. Buy big cake and bring 50 naira change. (Senior, maka how na?) Read in full at https://kraks.co/list/13779
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Because this is Nigeria. It's Saturday. You want to sleep in. But the landlord's son starts banging on your door. Read full story at https://kraks.co/list/13767
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1. Those that are just really concerned about reaching where they are going on time 2. Those that will come late but will try to jump the queue Visit https://kraks.co/list/13589 to read this mad list now
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Let's help you know if you should shoot your shot or just stay in the friend zone jejely. Just answer these simple questions at https://kraks.co/quiz/13708
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Because Konji issa bastard 1. When you're inside bus, and toto just starts sweeting you. See more at https://kraks.co/list/13602
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