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Lol which one are you? Don’t lie
1. The ones that will genuinely cry because they feel bad for the immediate family of the deceased
2. The hypocrites that will cry more than the immediate family of the deceased
3. The ones that will be angry because the deceased wasn’t supposed to die without suffering first
4. The ones that must eat all the food the deceased was stingy with during their life time
Read in full at https://kraks.co/list/11587

As madam 'Due Process' has decided to join the race lai dis
Nigeria’s former Minister of Education and co-founder of the Bring Back Our Girls movement, Oby Ezekwesili, has declared her intention to run for the presidency in the 2019 general elections, running under the platform of the Allied Congress Party of Nigeria (ACPN).She has explained that her decision to join the presidential race is the toughest she has ever had to make and according to her, she's decided to run in order to pull down the “stronghold of the two failed dominant political parties – #PDPAPC” and opinions are divided as seen at https://kraks.co/list/13917

When people tell you goodnight, you automatically expect them to go to bed right? Well, not everyone does

1. We have the ones that drive straight to Instagram
2. The ones that will be looking for food to eat up and down
3. The ones that will go and start watching porn
Read in full at https://kraks.co/list/1173

Because slow and steady wins the race
There are some people who are so calm, so steady and reliable, so quietly helpful, they inspire the acclamation, “What a great guy/girl!” These loveable folks are usually treasured for their steadfast loyalty, humble service, and soft-spoken humor (A friend's face just pop up in your mind? Yeah...). These naturally gentle and good-natured people are called phlegmatic and here are ten reasons why they are wonderful to date.
Read up at
https://kraks.co/amp/articles/13854

1. When they are picking who to go and fight war and they say women and children don't have to go
2. When Nepa brings light in the middle of the night and your mum wakes your brother to go and turn off the gen
3. When they see the amount somebody's son is about to pay for bride price...Thank you God for the gift of brezz and toto
Read in full at https://kraks.co/amp/list/13318

1. The genuinely happy ones
2. The fortune tellers that predict how long the relationship will last
3. The haters that are lowkey hating coz they're still single
4. The pained ones that thought the guy would ask them out instead
See the rest at https://kraks.co/amp/list/12012

As the MerryMen band of Yoruba demons decided to host an #AgbadaChallenge at the premiere held at Imax cinemas in Lekki, does a Yoruba demon actually deserve the crown? Rate these Yoruba Demon looks at https://kraks.co/poll/13828

As the MerryMen band of Yoruba demons decided to host an #AgbadaChallenge at the premiere held at Imax cinemas in Lekki, even the ladies were on fire.. pick your winner at https://kraks.co/poll/13827

You can make a living out of being late. You do it so well.
Mostly because you never get up when your alarm rings
When you see people complete an assignment 2 weeks before the deadline
When you are supposed to submit at 8am and you start thinking about starting at 5am
Read the full list at https://kraks.co/list/12633

You can make a living out of being late. You do it so well becausr I'll get there when I get there...
Mostly because you never get up when your alarm rings
When you see people complete an assignment 2 weeks before the deadline...
Continue reading at https://kraks.co/list/12633

1. The one whose first time, it always is. Apparently, you can renew virginity after every party
2. The one that can't wait for the party to be over so she can get her freak on
3. The one that came all the way from Lagos to Sokoto by bus because of senatorial party
Read in full at https://kraks.co/list/2308

People are losing the things that matter to them, here’s how to not be one of them.
1. Pray And Cover It With The Blood Of Jesus Before Leaving The House because
Prayer is the master key, take serious pains to pray and annoint your important body parts before walking out the door.
2. Avoid Public Transport.If you don’t have to take the bus, don’t take the bus plis dears. Let’s be safe out there.
Read the full list at https://kraks.co/list/13812

It can be quite difficult for ladies to understand why they have to compete with football and the joys that come with it (and quite a lot of heartache if you're an arsenal fan) for their boo's attention but here are ten reason why you SHOULD date an arsenal fan

1. They Are Loyal
Your average Arsenal fan legit is loyal than most. He is the type of boo who can stay true to you even when it appears that your relationship has gotten toxic and obviously unfruitful. This dude will give you no heartbreaks even though his heart is already shattered and is always ready to give you a second chance and forgive in the hope that tomorrow would be better.

2. They Are Good At Saving Money
Arsenal fans come with an inbuilt economist's mindset. They are quite excellent at helping you save money for projects while keeping day to day activities going. The danger is he might not be able to stop even after the project is done, especially if he comes from Ijebu and studied accounting or economics.

3. They Are Easy To Satisfy
There's no stressing when it comes to an arsenal boo. You can do one special thing for an Arsenal fan and he'll be giving you accolades for the next 9 years in between the next one, if there'll ever be another.

Continue reading at https://kraks.co/articles/13716

1. You're sitting on your own eating fried chicken when you realize your period is 10 days late
2. This is now your life for the next few days
3. When you now start vomiting upandan
Read up at https://kraks.co/list/12446

Earphones: These mean we do not want to talk to you so back away slowly and go back to whatever you were doing before the thought to disturb us popped into your head. Bye.

Shades: Shades not only prevent us from the sun but from people. We can't see you and we don't want to see you.
See the full at https://kraks.co/list/13804

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