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1. The ladies that have started screaming 'men are scum' upandan...and you get papa, brothers and even pastors o...

2. The 'what an interesting story from Linda' gang...These ones just came for the interesting tale

3. Those that believe that the moral of the story is to always trust God. Because when you are approaching menopause, he'll send you a guy to fertilise your eggs...virgin birth ended with Mary n Joseph abeg

4. The ones that believe she has now turned to Shalaye FC just because she said "you know how life can be"...How can you say she did not know how life can be when she used to drag others for doing the same?

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So, the year end is upon us already and before we know it, we'll all be screaming Happy New Year and be very excited for the new year as if it will miraculously be better than the former without us doing something differently. Anyways, dahs talk for another day. Here are the things that definitely shouldn't enter 2019 with you.

1. I wish I had met you before marrying her. This has to be 1 of the greatest scams of all time. The lines have evolved but the message hasn't changed. My sister, if he didn't meet you before he got wifed up, have sense and waka comot. You're still there wondering what could have been shey? No worry, na so person dey take become sidechic no 4! Contunu!

2. Ladies proposing in public and getting rejected. Look ladies, safe to say we have gone this route and it has mostly bin an epic fail. Something about us in Nigeria is not just ready for it yet.

If you wan propose to man and you no sure im go talk 'yes'...please do it privately so we wee nor watch ur video and laugh at you. No be say we wicked o, but laughter is good for the soul, and laugh we must!

3. Zoning of any kind. Chai...which zone have we not heard of in this life! Y'all need to stop zoning people, and if you have been zoned, you seriously need to stop trying to get out of it. Just stay in your place and fulfil ya divine calling abeg. We are tired of all ya wahala

4. I don't do long distance relationship. Berra kip kwayet. You don't do what? You stay at Berger, she stays at Ogijo and ya here saying rubbish. If transport fare to and fro her house is competing with bus fare to Ijebu Ode, Biko you're in long distance relationship. Come and carry ya thing.

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I swear

Mad

Lol

Jayslicky:
Who slay queen help.

Gbam

How to cook stew

Ehnehn

Wahala

1. The aunty on leggings. I keep wondering where she keeps the money she wants to spend
2. The big girl that is pressing phone forming busy and snapping picture
3. The rich boy that is ready to party and buy free drinks for everyone
4. The small girls that are looking for a big god. If Dem use you do ritual finish now, whetin you gain?
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I remember being a nerd in secondary school. I mean, the ladies know that you're brilliant o but Las Las, it's still Chibuzor and Afolabi that are doing fine boy upandan they wee be giving eyes, making the nerds only useful when it's exam period. I made the most practical decision I could based on the options before me as I left secondary school that year............ "Girls must like me by force". Yes o!!!

Since that was years ago, let me share successful tips I have discovered makes it easier for the really high class chics to like you. *Rubs palm together...gentlemen, shall we?

1. Always be Look-Gooding! (Pun intended)
Guys! The number one rule is you absolutely have to look good always! I mean, a slay queen takes all the time to hide the rocky shape of her head under a wig, makes up to be on fleek, dresses to kill with heels to fit and you just come out looking like confused puff puff? You can't be serious. Look good my brother, we will not kukuma see the price tag.

2. The Beard Factor
I'm sorry to announce to you that if you're not a part of the Beard gang, your job just got harder cos you definitely have to blow b4 you can have slay queens all over you. Beards just have a way of making slay queens melt in spite of wateva rubbish the guy saying. The beards factor will make you look like a rich billionaire even though you have 65naira in your account

Slay queens have a language of their own, and beards speak that language well. I mean full grown and groomed beards o, not like Callisto and Matthew that looks like the middle was mistakenly mowed by a tractor. If like me, you have discovered at this point that you don't stand a chance, calm down. Maybe you're not sure you will blow in this life and have girls flocking round you, there is an alternative route...artificial beards. If the ladies can make up, so can we o jere!

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1. The ones that will be checking to confirm their body parts are still complete when any stranger touches them to avoid stories that touch.
2. The church goers that are trying to use fWe haven't forgotten all the bad things you did this year oasting and prayer to bribe God.
3. The ones that will just not travel because there is demon sucking blood on the road in charge of December.
4. Those that are expecting Christmas because that's the only special thing about December.
5. Those with dry skin that harmattan will finish.
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1. The phone pressers. Asin...is it feem you came to watch or chat you came to chat?
2. The ones that come in when feem has started and wee start shining bright torch light in our eyes bcoz they are looking for space
3. The ones that their phones won't stop ringing loudly
4. The couple that obviously came looking for something else
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Fact!!

Soothsayer

Haha...wawu

Hmmmn...cool

Every child can relate
1. They all came in first position when they were in school. Leaving us to wonder whose parents came last...
2. If you dare come home with anything less than first position, you will explain weda the person that came first has two heads.
3. Loud noise from your dad and his friends when they come visiting. And everybody has to be at their best behavior to prove he is the man of the house
4. When they ask you questions while correcting you, they expect you to answer, but they also expect you to NOT answer...at the same time
Mum - I am talking to you and you are quiet abi?

Me - but mum

Mum- keep quiet when am talking to you...

You see what I mean?
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Can you relate?
1. The ones that are always online. It's looking like they don't have job, or they live online.
2. The ones that will answer small question with epistle ss if they are using you to practice the scriptwriter in them.
3. The ones that will reply all your epistle with "kk". I mean, wad da heck is dat "Kk" shit
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You cannot escape it
1. "Don't lie, are you dating her for the green card?" And regardless of what you say, they will assume you are.
2. "Why are you dating a white man from South Africa, is it not still Africa?"...Because if you have to date a white person, you have to maximize the benefits by making sure they are from the United States.
3. "Are you guys planning to have mixed race babies?" So if we have kids, what else will they be?
4. "What is the sex like?"...Oh so now we're discussing our sex life? Hoekay!
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Can you relate?
1. You can flirt with anyone you like. No guilty feelings involved here.
2. You can go out with whoever, wherever, whenever and however with nobody hassling you upandan.
3. You don't have to give yasef headache over if he/she is the right person...like can we just have some fun?
4. And if you carry small STD along the way, you have no one to blame but yasef!
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Which one are you?
1. The hungry ones who cannot wait to go home because man shall not live by bread alone...he can always add a little somefin
2. Those that have to attend meetings from 12PM to 12AM the next morning because their forefathers probably joined in killing Jesus
3. The guys that want to greet and hug every beautiful lady in the auditorium...sebi God is love naa
4. Those that jejely sneak away because somebody they are owing money came to church
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Bae is no 4

Wahs all dis