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Jokes Etc / How Nigerians Are Reacting To Linda Ikeji's 'babypapa' Story by Dmoss: 8:16am On Dec 17, 2018
1. The ladies that have started screaming 'men are scum' upandan...and you get papa, brothers and even pastors o...

2. The 'what an interesting story from Linda' gang...These ones just came for the interesting tale

3. Those that believe that the moral of the story is to always trust God. Because when you are approaching menopause, he'll send you a guy to fertilise your eggs...virgin birth ended with Mary n Joseph abeg

4. The ones that believe she has now turned to Shalaye FC just because she said "you know how life can be"...How can you say she did not know how life can be when she used to drag others for doing the same?

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Jokes Etc / Ten Things That Need To Stop With 2018 by Dmoss: 7:59am On Dec 17, 2018
So, the year end is upon us already and before we know it, we'll all be screaming Happy New Year and be very excited for the new year as if it will miraculously be better than the former without us doing something differently. Anyways, dahs talk for another day. Here are the things that definitely shouldn't enter 2019 with you.

1. I wish I had met you before marrying her. This has to be 1 of the greatest scams of all time. The lines have evolved but the message hasn't changed. My sister, if he didn't meet you before he got wifed up, have sense and waka comot. You're still there wondering what could have been shey? No worry, na so person dey take become sidechic no 4! Contunu!

2. Ladies proposing in public and getting rejected. Look ladies, safe to say we have gone this route and it has mostly bin an epic fail. Something about us in Nigeria is not just ready for it yet.

If you wan propose to man and you no sure im go talk 'yes'...please do it privately so we wee nor watch ur video and laugh at you. No be say we wicked o, but laughter is good for the soul, and laugh we must!

3. Zoning of any kind. Chai...which zone have we not heard of in this life! Y'all need to stop zoning people, and if you have been zoned, you seriously need to stop trying to get out of it. Just stay in your place and fulfil ya divine calling abeg. We are tired of all ya wahala

4. I don't do long distance relationship. Berra kip kwayet. You don't do what? You stay at Berger, she stays at Ogijo and ya here saying rubbish. If transport fare to and fro her house is competing with bus fare to Ijebu Ode, Biko you're in long distance relationship. Come and carry ya thing.

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Jokes Etc / Re: All The Things That Make A Nigerian Parent 'nigerian' by Dmoss: 12:39pm On Dec 13, 2018
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Jokes Etc / Re: Different Kinds Of People You Will Find In A Nigerian Cinema by Dmoss: 12:39pm On Dec 13, 2018
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Jokes Etc / Re: Different Kinds Of People You Will Find On Whatsapp by Dmoss: 12:38pm On Dec 13, 2018
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Jokes Etc / Re: How Nigerians Always Prepare For December by Dmoss: 12:37pm On Dec 13, 2018
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Romance / Re: Ten Things That Make Toasting A Slay Queen Easier by Dmoss: 12:36pm On Dec 13, 2018
Lol
Jayslicky:
Who slay queen help.
Romance / Re: 7 Mistakes You Make When You're In Love by Dmoss: 12:35pm On Dec 13, 2018
Gbam
Romance / Re: What Did Your Ex Teach You? by Dmoss: 12:32pm On Dec 13, 2018
How to cook stew
Events / Re: Find Out Something That Will Happen To You In 2019 by Dmoss: 12:31pm On Dec 13, 2018
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Jokes Etc / Re: Please I'm Looking For Sunday With The Big Head by Dmoss: 12:29pm On Dec 13, 2018
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Jokes Etc / Different Kinds Of People You Will Find In The Club In This Season by Dmoss: 12:28pm On Dec 13, 2018
1. The aunty on leggings. I keep wondering where she keeps the money she wants to spend
2. The big girl that is pressing phone forming busy and snapping picture
3. The rich boy that is ready to party and buy free drinks for everyone
4. The small girls that are looking for a big god. If Dem use you do ritual finish now, whetin you gain?
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Romance / Ten Things That Make Toasting A Slay Queen Easier by Dmoss: 11:37am On Dec 10, 2018
I remember being a nerd in secondary school. I mean, the ladies know that you're brilliant o but Las Las, it's still Chibuzor and Afolabi that are doing fine boy upandan they wee be giving eyes, making the nerds only useful when it's exam period. I made the most practical decision I could based on the options before me as I left secondary school that year............ "Girls must like me by force". Yes o!!!

Since that was years ago, let me share successful tips I have discovered makes it easier for the really high class chics to like you. *Rubs palm together...gentlemen, shall we?

1. Always be Look-Gooding! (Pun intended)
Guys! The number one rule is you absolutely have to look good always! I mean, a slay queen takes all the time to hide the rocky shape of her head under a wig, makes up to be on fleek, dresses to kill with heels to fit and you just come out looking like confused puff puff? You can't be serious. Look good my brother, we will not kukuma see the price tag.

2. The Beard Factor
I'm sorry to announce to you that if you're not a part of the Beard gang, your job just got harder cos you definitely have to blow b4 you can have slay queens all over you. Beards just have a way of making slay queens melt in spite of wateva rubbish the guy saying. The beards factor will make you look like a rich billionaire even though you have 65naira in your account

Slay queens have a language of their own, and beards speak that language well. I mean full grown and groomed beards o, not like Callisto and Matthew that looks like the middle was mistakenly mowed by a tractor. If like me, you have discovered at this point that you don't stand a chance, calm down. Maybe you're not sure you will blow in this life and have girls flocking round you, there is an alternative route...artificial beards. If the ladies can make up, so can we o jere!

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Jokes Etc / How Nigerians Always Prepare For December by Dmoss: 5:30am On Dec 09, 2018
1. The ones that will be checking to confirm their body parts are still complete when any stranger touches them to avoid stories that touch.
2. The church goers that are trying to use fWe haven't forgotten all the bad things you did this year oasting and prayer to bribe God.
3. The ones that will just not travel because there is demon sucking blood on the road in charge of December.
4. Those that are expecting Christmas because that's the only special thing about December.
5. Those with dry skin that harmattan will finish.
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Jokes Etc / Different Kinds Of People You Will Find In A Nigerian Cinema by Dmoss: 4:48am On Dec 09, 2018
1. The phone pressers. Asin...is it feem you came to watch or chat you came to chat?
2. The ones that come in when feem has started and wee start shining bright torch light in our eyes bcoz they are looking for space
3. The ones that their phones won't stop ringing loudly
4. The couple that obviously came looking for something else
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Romance / Re: Mistakes You Should Avoid In A New Relationship by Dmoss: 4:33am On Dec 09, 2018
Fact!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Which Nigerian Tribe Are You In Bed? by Dmoss: 4:32am On Dec 09, 2018
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Romance / Re: Your Social Media Habits Will Reveal When You Fall In Love by Dmoss: 4:31am On Dec 09, 2018
Haha...wawu
Family / Re: Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Loved Ones by Dmoss: 4:30am On Dec 09, 2018
Hmmmn...cool
Jokes Etc / All The Things That Make A Nigerian Parent 'nigerian' by Dmoss: 4:29am On Dec 09, 2018
Every child can relate
1. They all came in first position when they were in school. Leaving us to wonder whose parents came last...
2. If you dare come home with anything less than first position, you will explain weda the person that came first has two heads.
3. Loud noise from your dad and his friends when they come visiting. And everybody has to be at their best behavior to prove he is the man of the house
4. When they ask you questions while correcting you, they expect you to answer, but they also expect you to NOT answer...at the same time
Mum - I am talking to you and you are quiet abi?

Me - but mum

Mum- keep quiet when am talking to you...

You see what I mean?
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Jokes Etc / Different Kinds Of People You Will Find On Whatsapp by Dmoss: 4:14am On Dec 09, 2018
Can you relate?
1. The ones that are always online. It's looking like they don't have job, or they live online.
2. The ones that will answer small question with epistle ss if they are using you to practice the scriptwriter in them.
3. The ones that will reply all your epistle with "kk". I mean, wad da heck is dat "Kk" shit
4. The BC senders. Continue reading at https://kraks.co/list/14203

Romance / Start Dating A White Person And Nigerians Will Turn Up With These Questions by Dmoss: 12:12pm On Nov 13, 2018
You cannot escape it
1. "Don't lie, are you dating her for the green card?" And regardless of what you say, they will assume you are.
2. "Why are you dating a white man from South Africa, is it not still Africa?"...Because if you have to date a white person, you have to maximize the benefits by making sure they are from the United States.
3. "Are you guys planning to have mixed race babies?" So if we have kids, what else will they be?
4. "What is the sex like?"...Oh so now we're discussing our sex life? Hoekay!
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Romance / All The Times When Being Single Is Bae by Dmoss: 11:20am On Nov 13, 2018
Can you relate?
1. You can flirt with anyone you like. No guilty feelings involved here.
2. You can go out with whoever, wherever, whenever and however with nobody hassling you upandan.
3. You don't have to give yasef headache over if he/she is the right person...like can we just have some fun?
4. And if you carry small STD along the way, you have no one to blame but yasef!
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Jokes Etc / Different Kinds Of People After Sunday Service by Dmoss: 11:06am On Nov 13, 2018
Which one are you?
1. The hungry ones who cannot wait to go home because man shall not live by bread alone...he can always add a little somefin
2. Those that have to attend meetings from 12PM to 12AM the next morning because their forefathers probably joined in killing Jesus
3. The guys that want to greet and hug every beautiful lady in the auditorium...sebi God is love naa
4. Those that jejely sneak away because somebody they are owing money came to church
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Romance / Re: 7 Ways Ladies Apologize To Bae by Dmoss: 12:31pm On Oct 09, 2018
Bae is no 4 cheesy
Romance / Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Date A Phlegmatic by Dmoss: 12:30pm On Oct 09, 2018
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Romance / Re: Wondering If Your Head Game Is Good? Take This Quiz To Find Out by Dmoss: 12:29pm On Oct 09, 2018
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Jokes Etc / Re: Different Things People Do After They Tell You Good Night by Dmoss: 12:28pm On Oct 09, 2018
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How Guys Act When They Want You To Off Pant by Dmoss: 12:27pm On Oct 09, 2018
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