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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 5:11pm On Jun 07, 2016
Life is too fun for such mundane tot

On earth for a mission n wud only bow out peacefully when I've emptied myself .....

U guys ain't lyrically inclined I suppose
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 10:06am On Jun 07, 2016
I come with tons of things to think, to link , to live
But on the brime of this brilliance, lay life n all its films.

I cling to a calling
Clamouring for a drink
I can't dink


We roll we reel

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 10:25am On Jun 02, 2016
randbox121:
@ Dmulticore or Hardon, tried to message you bro but not going i guess.

Msg me tru ?
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 10:04pm On Jun 01, 2016
Dmulticore:


SENSE PILL 29
Gentle/weak /momma boys, always go waiting for their date to arrive, Ball Boss, keep the date waiting


SENSE PILL 30 : Your Looks, wallet n cars don't matter But Ur Chest , Muscles n abs might get u home on time!


NB: hit the gym if u haven't guys! It is not because u wano impress them( ofcos they like muscular guys) , but so that ur stamina can be improved upon!


Also,
When rolling out with the official ones that r used to guys dressing official, go casual but wen with up coming ones, be tu3h ....... Rule of thumb

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 5:10pm On Jun 01, 2016
Dmulticore:



Getting Physical:


She showed up by 7:07 and called to know where I was, that she was around the bush bar, I told her she was late .... That I was on my way home! ( while I haven't even left home in the first place..... I was playing games on a console.... This is a trick I use a lot : I usually let them get there n call me , then I pretend like they came late! I always works) she pleaded n implored n explained until I reluctantly told her , " aiit, let me pick something , I'd be with u soon cheesy cheesy .
I kept her waiting till 7:30 .

Now guys, here is a lil secret: dress casual ( jeans n T/shirt, reveal those chest, let her look forward to unravelling u.) most times when going out with a big fish!

SENSE PILL 29
Gentle/weak /momma boys, always go waiting for their date to arrive, Ball Boss, keep the date waiting


SENSE PILL 30 : Your Looks, wallet n cars don't matter But Ur Chest , Muscles n abs might get u home on time!


NB: hit the gym if u haven't guys! It is not because u wano impress them( ofcos they like muscular guys) , but so that ur stamina can be improved upon!

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 5:04pm On Jun 01, 2016
Dmulticore:


She called me immediately, I didn't take. grin
But had to on her third try.

She was like " hi, do u know that bankers close late ? "
I said " u call 4pm late?"

She: no we don't close 4 but 7pm b4 I wud get home , freshen up n start rolling down, it wud be so late.

Me: oh well, if u want me badly, u wud make lil sacrifices , like closing by 6 pm..... If u tell me u can't, it wud confirm what I asked u the other day...if u were d chief security officer. grin

She: hey! I'm no security chief.
Me: well u got to prove it. I'd be there 7 . if u ain't there b4 me, id roll home. Gtg, letas
cool


#Boss Ballz




Getting Physical:


She showed up by 7:07 and called to know where I was, that she was around the bush bar, I told her she was late .... That I was on my way home! ( while I haven't even left home in the first place..... I was playing games on a console.... This is a trick I use a lot : I usually let them get there n call me , then I pretend like they came late! I always works) she pleaded n implored n explained until I reluctantly told her , " aiit, let me pick something , I'd be with u soon cheesy cheesy .
I kept her waiting till 7:30 .

Now guys, here is a lil secret: dress casual ( jeans n T/shirt, reveal those chest, let her look forward to unravelling u.) most times when going out with a big fish!

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 3:50pm On Jun 01, 2016
Diverted too much , to long

Let's get back on track :

Getting Physical
Romance / Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Dmulticore: 12:40pm On Jun 01, 2016
herbie27:
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Oh baiby Feisty , Y call 911 to a bedroom , a ballroom?
Just as d fun was to hit off. Arrhh....

First, we werent having a banter , I was schooling u about d act of MTM no matter d Lady involved.

Secondly, we were not given an option in our fashioning ( there r those u like n those u don't,)

I was beginning to like ur flow until ur period started n spoilt everything for us. angry

Now, I shrug a shoulder to ur outburst( im a bigger brother) n ur reply to this should be an unreserved apology on ur slight
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 9:26pm On May 31, 2016
peterpen:
[color=#770077][/color] @ harddon bro i suggest u create a watsapp group for this purpose....it will b faster dat way.......
THERES THIS OLD FRIEND OF MINE..A FORMER CLASS MATE IN SEC SCHOOL ACTUALLY....WE GOT To Exchange contacts via fb....i called a few times...she never calls....we began chatting on watsapp.....i guess my chats were boring cos its always the norm.....think she no longer chats wit me, am always the first to send a msg.....read a post on this thread and decided to use her as a practice.....i sent her dis msg ''ur dp looks special buh ave seen way more better pix of u than dix''....and she replied by saying ''ur cruel''....hw do i reply back nw?


Working on d Whatzapp suggestion .
Currently have guys I'm putting tru their places real time . when they stand autonomous, we kick that off .


N about the gurl, she said that to put u off because, bliv Me, ur alpha male statement jolted her n she cudnt bliv her eyes u said that. Never knew u got d balls to burst her.
N wants to put u in ur formal place by making that statement so u can start apologizing like every other guy wud!
N hey, zero ur mind....u don't just care how she feels, u hv to make her care how u feel.


Here are some responses :

Say " wow", with a surprise emoticon, " if the truth is cruel, lie must be walking about in sexy lingerie! U must hv been dining with her a lot . stop selling short n change d pixs Jor"

Or Say: cruel? Does that word mean a state of absolute honesty? Yea I know gurls like been lied to, how many muscles wud it tdkd for u to be different?


Or say: cruel? Well, This pix makes me think u r carrying twinky winky 's head with buns bunny teeth n garnished with rosetta's body , change it jor

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 9:03pm On May 31, 2016
tegak10:
so like I decided to test something today...

I girl I had this weird crush on n another I was playing with...

I avoided them both..
d one I was playing with was obviously missing me n was constantly trying to get me to talk to her....

d one I had a crush on didn't even look my side... d old me would have moved heaven on earth to get her attention... buh i let her be.. n funny enough... I talked with 3 other girls... buh i didn't take their no's to keep the tension going...

thank u hardon...

Uwc!

Buh unless. Ofcos u sure u wud see her again, always , no matter what, get the digit stylishly .
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 8:30pm On May 31, 2016
kratosonofzeus:
Abeg op.....diz girl loves me like a brother,how can i her make her to tell me she loves me

Why do guys always want Ladies to tell them I LOVE U?

Let her sing that to another guy as long as she be getting ur balls rock everytime.


Who needs cheap talks when we can rockNroll?

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 7:49pm On May 31, 2016
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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 7:37pm On May 31, 2016
lilreese:
How do I chat with a girl that gives me one word answers??


You are to blame for this . But u cud

Send her this message n immediately block her thereafter:

When I met u, tot u were some1 I could have intelligent convo with as we drip fun along d line. unfortunately, u r the most boring female being I've ever come across...
From now henceforth, screw ur HIs , F* ur HEYs, choke on ur KKs. U ain't worth a single sec of my precious time. U R HEREBY IGNORED HENCEFORTH MISS BOREDOM 2016 .


Yea, that is our other side, but we usually don't come this close cos we know how to spin d wheel n keep them ignoring others to chat us up. N we keep them waiting for responses.


SENSE PILL 28:
The Don wud always say: Go to places u r celebrated instead of places u r tolerated !

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 6:44pm On May 31, 2016
The road to fulfilment n eternal bliss, is finding that one for u!
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 6:44pm On May 31, 2016
paulpraiz:

HARDON nice job bro... Plz I have a serious problem I find it difficult to start up a conversation with a girl...i have lose girls number of times which I know I would have had something to do with if not for this problem...

We gave a lot of first cockfun lines earlier on, kindly check page 0-4
Romance / Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Dmulticore: 11:56pm On May 30, 2016
Julietcutie:
seems u into poetry ... nice grin

U r on a long queue gurl.

I have a soul that tosses n ebbs like dah sea waves,
U need to impress me more than u currently doing, then I might think about letting u share a lil of my space , spot n sprite


Don't be a bore,
My type comes around once in a life time, n u wud so hate urself to lose me now.
Come experience this adventure

Come

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Romance / Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Dmulticore: 11:43pm On May 30, 2016
Julietcutie:
lol ...nice lines but am not coming grin

Awwww , all so so , no go go? embarassed

Too scare to let ur precious heart feel the heat from a real male? wink

Ain't u bored stiff already with these regular guys n their weak ways? angry
Come I wano show u things u have only imagined.... cool

I promise I wud hurt u so much u wud hate hate to Luv me.

Come wink
Romance / Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Dmulticore: 11:35pm On May 30, 2016
herbie27:
I'm not your type and u took ur time to check my pics and analyse my complexion, back and front grin I like your types, I guess a girl has never made you look helpless on bed b4 grin

Yea, had to scan u first to see if u r blessed in right places....

Helpless? Wow, indulge me ...... How wud she do that wen she be taking it all up, sweating, squeezing , gasping for breath , speaking in strange languages, wanting it , wanting it not......?

I always leave them loyal, numb , body vibrating n there after, they sleep the whole day!
I hate what u making me do

Take the challenge ,if u think u can step up the Mic , I wudnt even be the one to DO U....

One of my boiz that likes ur specs with a fat gun
Romance / Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Dmulticore: 11:24pm On May 30, 2016
herbie27:
Each time you feel Hot as a guy, walk out of ur house, u mean to tell me that there has always been a Real woman...who knws her worth, for u to blow in seconds or hours of meeting her?.



A woman's worth lies within the imagination of a docky guy. A weakling .

Every woman's worth crumbles like a pack of card when guys like us walks in....

And u r deviating now: I gave u signals n body language of a lady that can be laid within 30mins of meeting her no matter the pseudo worth she wears on her forehead!

What is worth when her body is on heat, brains r been blown tru d roof n she screaming n scratching like a possessed peahen?
Romance / Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Dmulticore: 10:58pm On May 30, 2016
herbie27:
If one fell for you, it doesn't mean others will fall that easily.

People are different, lets assume i had a phone s3x wit my bf, who happen to be far away at dat moment, i will have two options.

1) if i truely love him, i shld be able to wait.

2) if i'm not the committed type i would rather let an ex i'm in good terms wit blow me.

No matter how gud a guy could be or sound, on our first meeting, i can't be laid.

One? U wish! ItZ a pattern gurl..... All the points i listed above are what we,in my circle , call VTPs ( no I wudnt explain)

If a guy that GETs IT comes along, he wud Blow U even without knowing UR name. N sorry is bae's name if he freaked U the way bae has never done! cheesy

U very well know that's just d way e riz .

Havent u noticed? Women can think a lot but ends up thinking with their Hearts instead of their heads? angry angry

It is not what u guys say that matters , it is the body scent u emit, the body language u unknowingly ooze , that matters and most guys ,luckily for u ladies, can't pick these come-F-me signals


U wud not just be laid but beg for more ..... If u r my type ( bra - 36C cup , very small front, my chest is even bigger, dark in complexion ,,, not really my kinda gurl, oh well I cud make an exception)


R u up for a challenge then?


Btw, nobody wano take Her serious , Mah heart is too big for one to Carry alone! U wano murder her?

If she knows her way around blowing, we cud blow again if not, I wave her off.
Ain't got time to be clingy when the beautiful ones ain't been born yet!

Btw, they always wano come back ( this is off the record) hate bragging
Romance / Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Dmulticore: 10:32pm On May 30, 2016
herbie27:
You can only bleep a girl, that is extremely cheap on the same day you asked her out. grin

Very wrong . so many factors r responsible !

1) a gurl that is high mostly wano get blown

2) ladies ovulating gets wet wet , if no bae or bae isn't arnd , a sharp guy that can read ladies body language, can tap it

3) if bae is far away n he ended up turning u on so much with phone s3x but didn't make u cum, then u step out to buy suya n a lil achohol to kul off n u meet my type, u done.

4) if ur weak point is not a private part n he mistakenly discovers it, sorry!

5) if u meet a guy that is just so comfortable in his skin, burst ur balls (makes fun of u, ), just totally different from what u used to with guys, u r a goner

See? A Lady doesn't necessarily have to be cheap to get laid on FTO
Romance / Re: Five Funny Styles Nigerian Guys Use To Toast A Woman(find Yours) by Dmulticore: 10:00pm On May 30, 2016
Julietcutie:
all guys would start claiming they do number 5. *rolls eyes *


No need to roll those large eyes J, they might just fall off like Michael Jackson's nose tongue

.....And No I don't do number 5 ,


I Do me!

Come closer , I wano whispers something into ur ears.....
Come , let move away from this vast vitual vanity, away from these prying eyes and sniffing noses .... Into some forms of reality , my reality

Then u wud know , I do Me

Come
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 9:06pm On May 30, 2016
creativename:
is dmulticore in disguise

Keep it down low gee, u gono blow mah cova! cheesy

There are some fud u shouldnt eat grin
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 9:04pm On May 30, 2016
Dmulticore:



The above coupled with alota others, gave me full Blown Brown Balls! cheesy

That was what lead to my upping the challenge: going for swats( gurls in groups)

It so happened on this very day, I was returning from lectures, long time ago, I saw this swat v3( it means 3ladies in a group)

Walking ahead of me, menh the a33 one was carrying was too heavy for tie rod (waist). She was @ the middle of the trio . I made an attractive sound when I was close to them, they al turned n I gave this nerve wrackling smile looking .

N said: don't mind the egg n beans my gurl friend gave me in the morning , I have been farting all day , cudnd even concentrate in class had to excuse myself !

Oh boiz! U need to hear the thunderous laughter they all tumbled with! ( defenses broken! Ive roved in, )

I was like yea, lap it up, I blame my fine woman. This is a Luv breakable offense , isn't it? They all said , no that I shld forgive her. Stil laughing their a33e3 out, I hit all of them with :

yea, I knew what the response wud be.... Ain't u all sisters under same clock of flesh?
To which they said no n I told them let's prove :

Me: what is ur favorite colour ? I asked them one after the other
Them: pink , blue, pink(white) echoed three of them .

Me: u see ? Ya'll like pink.
Them: hmmm, well ...

Me: confirmed

Question 2:
Me: do u like maths?

Them: a resounding no, the one I like went one about how she had to change her dream course because of maths!

Me: oh hell no, if only u had met me earlier b4 u made that choice, I think u wud have stayed with ur dream cos .... She was like so u like maths?

Me: yea, but u have to add pounds or dollars in front of it b4 I wud show up, if it has none of those or has naira attached, I move on

They all laughed.

While we walked , I practically swinged them off their lane , i have been thinking if how I wud up d ante n alienate n align with the one i want by the way, i had displaced her, I was right @ d middle all these while. She was on my farther right the others where on my right n left. Now that is taking charge.
She had to bend in to hear what I was saying or watch my crazy facial expressions as I spoke


Question 3 : do u like high heels?

Them: they all said yes ! Ofcos!


Then I hit them; here is MYY final verdict ( I made this Royal Lawyer Movement walked ahead of them , turned n said:

having considered all tenable evidences( they all stopped to hear me) , arguments n counter arguments, I make bold to say, without equivocation nor hitch apacity( only God knows hat that means!) , giving no room for introspective retribution, That all women Are sisters Under same Cloth of flesh!

They all shouted Wrong my Lord, Wrong my Lord!

Courtttt!!!!! Order order ! I shouted , cheesy

And continued

If u have any objection, to this verdict, bring out ur phones and dail this number, the fastest to dail it, win a 200 naira instant recharge n a dinner date with d prince of Fun n Comedy!

They all rush to get their phone only for one to wake up from my cnf charm and ask

Who is prince of fun n comedy ? And how wud we get the recharge : I told them its a surprise! N stated calling out the number
Bliv u me, they dailed the number , only for my phone to start ringing , I pulled that one to a recharge stand n bought a 200 recharge for her! As i tried to bid them farewell , The other two were like, no freaking way, they were going to let me go without recharging them too!

Mehn, I had to transfers 100 each to them!

My parting speech? Im still yet to make up my mind I'd it was nice meeting u guys or not, n I was gone!

Btw, it wasn't the one I wanted that got the price it was another, but my aim was achieved : I used that one to get the one I wanted!

U wudnt imagine I had her n d other friend . didnt like the third so I didn't bother n she was safe


Another episode,

I met Swat v2:

The shorter one was well endowed , taller one was lanky,even my pumped chest was bigger than her bo0bies!

I Roved in, with a song , the shorter one was huming to!

B4 she cud turn, I was inbtw them, kept singing ( and oh, did I tell u I have this nightingale voice?, yea I do, only when I meet fine ladies though, don't usually known where the inspiration comes from, I just go yodelling ) grin

She had long stopped singing n was just listening to me. The other was just nonechalant. What we call a true Red Spoiler!

I finally stopped n asked: why did u stop singing? U just killed the fun ; Havent u heard a guy with such a sonorous voice b4?

She was like I made her sound akward, that I should kindly continue that she was njoying the show

Me: aww, u turning pink, if I continue, u might just feint n as u can see , my bones are so feeble I might not be able to carry u.
She laughed n said I should continue Jor.....
Nopes, u have to bribe me if u wano hear me sing again,

She asked what might she use to bribe me?

B4 I cud answer, the Red Spoiler with her squeezed face cut in.
She said: babe, come I wano tell u something , this one, knowing what she was up to , refused . in anger , the spoiler left us alone.
We had to sit somewhere.
It was later on she told me they had some issues!
Im not the cheap talk type, so I just wove another cnf ,n another n another she laughed ,jabbed me, said I was too spoilt and the likes

Finally, u wudnt bliv , I stood up told her itz time to go, gave her my phone, she entered some digits , I pulled her close and hug her( why did I do that? Well, from her body language i cud tell she needed that, had to pull away from her and was gone in a flash)

Note: always be the first to stop everything be first to cut the call, stop d convo, just about anything, take he lead


The Twist:

Waited 2 days after, I pulled out one of me fine lines on her:

Call, she picked n was like who is this? Ouch that was when I remembered I didn't flash d number , in my hurry to leave. I told her to guess, the person was having none of it, she was like she wasn't in the mood for that.

Asked her if she was in her period , this one she is all moody n sexy? Or is she having bf issues? Mehn, she wasn't just having it, she said I should tell her who I was or she was dropping the call,
Told he needless and I dropped the call.

Mehn I was confused , the voice didn't sound like the gurl I met the other time, had she given me a wrong number ?

I deleted the number ....that very moment

Only for the number to call me the next day , that she really wud like to know who I was , and I called her name to test if she wud answer , she didn't. I was about dropping when
She said she wasn't the person , that the gurl was her friend. That who I'm I exactly, I told her that her friend was my long lost friend after I travelled out, we lost touch that I'm very positive this is the number she sent to me on fb , she said she was going to send d friend's number . I was glad!

Message came in swiftly, and I wasted no time, I called the friend to hit out at her for playing me! Unknown to me , the gurl I had been talking with, was the Red Spoiler! Oh how I hated that gurl.

It was wen i lashed out @ her, demanding she meet me by 7pm somewhere to explain how she gave me another person's number, that it hit me!

She came n explained everything after I let off.... I was horneyly pissed , sexily angry , attractively hard.....( hope u got that! Incase u didn't , nida do I......Gordon's )

THEY WERE LESBIANS! n the one I was waiting to ride, was the female one! The red Spoiler was the guy! And the day they we met, they had quarrelled over a guy too b4 I came singing!

Was that the issue u said u guys had? i asked, She said yes!
She said was she was BI but that other gurl was a conc lele n she wants her to focus on her alone and stop flirting with guys!
So wen ever she meets a guy, she always give the guy her gf(bf) number!

Arrrh!!!! Gurls!!!!

Did I tell u she was from calabar? Yea she was ....

It was from her i learnt never to rush food born n bred in calabar! Go figure

He he he


The technigue i use anyways, i call it : Rove in, alienate n align ......

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 8:09pm On May 30, 2016
Dmulticore:


The only time u can get such a response is if u didn't use the arrogant n funny moves well!

U didn't connect well n to jolt off , u wanted number, ain't gono work!

Take my advise, practice first then grow .

Master d act first .
When u meet a gurl in company of her friends, u r fighting with a lot of elements : ur self, fear of rejection which u have been getting a lot, how to blend in and not have them laugh @ ur weak jokes but most importantly, the Spoilers: her friends!

If u didn't know, the probability of getting a number from gurl in group is very low compared to that of getting from a solo one.

Gurls r their worse enemies!



The above coupled with alota others, gave me full Blown Brown Balls! cheesy

That was what lead to my upping the challenge: going for swats( gurls in groups)

It so happened on this very day, I was returning from lectures, long time ago, I saw this swat v3( it means 3ladies in a group)

Walking ahead of me, menh the a33 one was carrying was too heavy for tie rod (waist). She was @ the middle of the trio . I made an attractive sound when I was close to them, they al turned n I gave this nerve wrackling smile looking .

N said: don't mind the egg n beans my gurl friend gave me in the morning , I have been farting all day , cudnd even concentrate in class had to excuse myself !

Oh boiz! U need to hear the thunderous laughter they all tumbled with! ( defenses broken! Ive roved in, )

I was like yea, lap it up, I blame my fine woman. This is a Luv breakable offense , isn't it? They all said , no that I shld forgive her. Stil laughing their a33e3 out, I hit all of them with :

yea, I knew what the response wud be.... Ain't u all sisters under same clock of flesh?
To which they said no n I told them let's prove :

Me: what is ur favorite colour ? I asked them one after the other
Them: pink , blue, pink(white) echoed three of them .

Me: u see ? Ya'll like pink.
Them: hmmm, well ...

Me: confirmed

Question 2:
Me: do u like maths?

Them: a resounding no, the one I like went one about how she had to change her dream course because of maths!

Me: oh hell no, if only u had met me earlier b4 u made that choice, I think u wud have stayed with ur dream cos .... She was like so u like maths?

Me: yea, but u have to add pounds or dollars in front of it b4 I wud show up, if it has none of those or has naira attached, I move on

They all laughed.

While we walked , I practically swinged them off their lane , i have been thinking if how I wud up d ante n alienate n align with the one i want by the way, i had displaced her, I was right @ d middle all these while. She was on my farther right the others where on my right n left. Now that is taking charge.
She had to bend in to hear what I was saying or watch my crazy facial expressions as I spoke


Question 3 : do u like high heels?

Them: they all said yes ! Ofcos!


Then I hit them; here is MYY final verdict ( I made this Royal Lawyer Movement walked ahead of them , turned n said:

having considered all tenable evidences( they all stopped to hear me) , arguments n counter arguments, I make bold to say, without equivocation nor hitch apacity( only God knows that that means!) , giving no room for introspective retribution, That all women Are sisters Under same Cloth of flesh!

They all shouted Wrong my Lord, Wrong my Lord!

Courtttt!!!!! Order order ! I shouted , cheesy

And continued

If u have any objection, to this verdict, bring out ur phones and dail this number, the fastest to dail it, win a 200 naira instant recharge n a dinner date with d prince of Fun n Comedy!

They all rush to get their phone only for one to wake up from my cnf charm and ask

Who is prince of fun n comedy ? And how wud we get the recharge : I told them its a surprise! N started calling out the number without hesitating
Bliv u me, they dailed the number , only for my phone to start ringing , I pulled that one to a recharge stand n bought a 200 recharge for her! As i tried to bid them farewell , The other two were like, no freaking way, they were going to let me go without recharging them too!

Mehn, I had to transfers 100 each to them!

My parting speech? Im still yet to make up my mind If it was nice meeting u guys or not........n I was gone!

Btw, it wasn't the one I wanted that got the price it was another, but my aim was achieved : I used that one to get the one I wanted!

U wudnt imagine I had her n d other friend . didnt like the third so I didn't bother n she was safe

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 7:03pm On May 30, 2016
Dmulticore:


She called me immediately, I didn't take. grin
But had to on her third try.

She was like " hi, do u know that bankers close late ? "
I said " u call 4pm late?"

She: no we don't close 4 but 7pm b4 I wud get home , freshen up n start rolling down, it wud be so late.

Me: oh well, if u want me badly, u wud make lil sacrifices , like closing by 6 pm..... If u tell me u can't, it wud confirm what I asked u the other day...if u were d chief security officer. grin

She: hey! I'm no security chief.
Me: well u got to prove it. I'd be there 7 . if u ain't there b4 me, id roll home. Gtg, letas
cool


#Boss Ballz

Had to write this episode so that u guys can learn how to keep a conversation going n fun while bursting her!

Notice so many of u have that same problem.

Signify if u want me to complete this experience. By ur mentioning this

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 6:57pm On May 30, 2016
Dmulticore:


In switched to whatsapp n responder thus:

This is no challenge, if there was , there cud be only one loser n it ain't gono be me.
This is me trying to school u in the act of wild fun, it is me derobing u of all ur loneliness n sprinkling magicaj memorable moments on the epithet of ur boring sands of time. it is me about to lecture u about all it takes to be with a super hawt guy...

Btw, 8pm is too late, r u plaining on getting me so drunk , so late I wudnt be able to make it home n u go sugesting we pass the night in the hotel so u can rape me? 7pm it is. Also note that if I don't like the hotel, u wud change it( ofcos I do! First class all d way but I wudnt let any lady dictate things to me even if she is doing d spending , I put her on hold there.)

N Btw, come with a swim suit, ur lessons begins that day too . No Questions

She called me immediately, I didn't take. grin
But had to on her third try.

She was like " hi, do u know that bankers close late ? "
I said " u call 4pm late?"

She: no we don't close 4 but 7pm b4 I wud get home , freshen up n start rolling down, it wud be so late.

Me: oh well, if u want me badly, u wud make lil sacrifices , like closing by 6 pm..... If u tell me u can't, it wud confirm what I asked u the other day...if u were d chief security officer. grin

She: hey! I'm no security chief.
Me: well u got to prove it. I'd be there 7 . if u ain't there b4 me, id roll home. Gtg, letas
cool


#Boss Ballz

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 6:40pm On May 30, 2016
Dmulticore:


Here is one of my most profound group hook up:

Was still in the Uni, fresh with these drills , honing my skills, I felt like a lion that could take on any target... Yea I was that bold! I wasn't so interested in getting laid, just was testing if these drills work back then. Had some success , that made me intoxicated , met n laid a bank manager I wasn't even ready to pick anyone up that day, just so happened I walked in n was blowing my top for a transfer I had made that was hanging 3 days n my partner thot I was playing with his intelligence.
That was wen she walk in n asked what the prob was, I didn't even as much as look @ her. She tried calming me down, by inviting Me to her office, on getting to her office, she offered a sit, but b4 I sat down, I asked her sacastically: "hope there is no hidden charges for this seat you r offering? " and she laughed! I didn't join in.
N I totally ignored the opulence of the office n asked with my eyes fixed on so many locks n keys @ a corner in her office: " don't tell me u r the security personnel, I wano see ur BM." n more laugther, I totally disarmed her. After , narrating my ish, she appoligised n started making frantic efforts to resolve it. I walked to the water dispenser, n took a shot. I was @ home yet freigning anger. She told me it wud be resolved soon. I sat disappointed . she asked for my number so she cud call me when its done, I replied ' the only reason id give u my line is if u are taking me out on Friday evening , to a posh place so u can appologise formally for the pains U caused me." She said : that is against bank policy, to which I answered : itz a pity then u wud let bank policy spoil a moment of crazy euphoric fun! The type u never had all ur life! " Said that with a pity tone on my voice.
I stood up gently, told her "I'm still yet to figure out if it was nice meeting her or not " n I walked out . she stood there transfixed !

Oh the next day, she called anyways, " after she introduced herself, I told her : " but I don't remember giving u my number? U not only hang my money , u deprive me of privacy too, ? She laughed n said, well u are our client n ur number is on ur acnt prfl.
"Aha, she invaded my account, hope it was only number u took? my balance intact?

She said ofcos it was only number, I totally ignored the fact that she was calling to tell me something else , n the fact she was using her airtime n went on....

" tot u told me that itz against bank policy to call a guy u have an eye for? " she was startled, took a while to respond n tried to ignore what I said earlier by telling me thwt she called to let me know the money has been transfered,

I wasn't gono let her lead me, so I shot back:

Aww, u know what, life is too short for u to be all soaked up in work n policies s1 like u tot up while riding her partner! Now she's travelling the world n here u are keeping her wet dreams policies
someday u to wud wake up n notice that all u got is money, no Luv , no life, no wild crazy fun memories n totally lonely.
Alone in ur world , thinking to urself " I wish I had spared a lil time for fun n danced n wined

She was stone quiet. Msg must have sunked into her. Didn't let her recover: I told her to think of where she is taking me to on Friday evening, n get back to me by 8pm so I know how to schedule myself( these where happening on wednesday).
If she didn't know any posh place, Google is her best friend" I said n hung up! Ouch!

She didn't call that day. And i didnt bother if she was alive of dead. The gurl ( a 9) i was with was so red angry n jelos. I didnt care either. She made a complain sound n i asked her: " dont u think this heart is too big for only u to carry? U wano die b4 ur time? I did warn u against falling in Luv with me wen I met u, but u just laughed it off like I was a dancing mascurade , now see effects ! Aww, ur face is now so red, I pulled her close saying come to big Deddy, u know I like that ur one sided sweet smile that makes u look 10 years younger than this ur old age!( she was 20, lol)


7am the next day, u wudnt bliv, Banker Boss Lady started calling . I ignored it( always punish ladies wen u give them time to cal n they didnt. Even if they do call at ur set time, let it ring , let it ring, let them call back! Give them the benefit of missing u, the anticipation of wanting u n the ultimate goal of blowing u, then luving u n fighting/hating themselves for luving u too deeply !

But always as a matter of urgency, lay it across that u r not available the very first time u meet her, u r beyond her league n if paradventure she seduces u with wine n waist, u wudnt forgive her for taking ur virginity!

Oh I haven't told u? All Big Ballers are Virgins! cheesy The only way to find out is to screw them! Yea, ah know, itz a bait!
they r Hot lil bastards with overfed thurbing D1cks

So banker boss lady called 5times Thursday morning 7am, I didn't take it. She called 12pm, 12:05, 12:20, 12:40 . ah didn't take it. By now I know she must have been asking herself "what r u doing?" But my net has been spuned, she has been caught n logic can't but give way to luving, brains cant by give way to banging. I know she lost focus @ work that day.

She sent this msg by 12:59:
hi, been calling, u havent been taking....how r u? ....I don't know how u did it, but I have been thinking about ur last advise a lot. Let's meet @ ..... ( one of the best hotels in town) bush bar by 8pm.. I have a question to ask u. S.....

I Waited for an hour b4 I replied thus:
Hello, who do we have here? A student on my Scholaship or a client?

She swiftly replied :
No, I'm S....... The banker from.....sorry about my manners.

I waited for 4gud hours ( after i rounded off from d office) b4 I responded . why rush a meal u got covered?

I said: oh u again? My secret admirer? So u decided to ask me out now? Well too late, I might just turn u down . btw, R u sure u r ready for this adventure? I can guarantee fun, but I can't guaranted if ur heart can take my heat! I can quarantee laughter but I can assure ur rib cage wud be able to withstand the waves of wonders!

She responded 10 mins leta with;
I take u up on ur challenge ! We meet @ d hotel by 8pm then!


In switched to whatsapp n responder thus:

This is no challenge, if there was , there cud be only one loser n it ain't gono be me.
This is me trying to school u in the act of wild fun, it is me derobing u of all ur loneliness n sprinkling magicaj memorable moments on the epithet of ur boring sands of time. it is me about to lecture u about all it takes to be with a super hawt guy...

Btw, 8pm is too late, r u plaining on getting me so drunk , so late I wudnt be able to make it home n u go sugesting we pass the night in the hotel so u can rape me? 7pm it is. Also note that if I don't like the hotel, u wud change it( ofcos I do! First class all d way but I wudnt let any lady dictate things to me even if she is doing d spending , I put her on hold there.)

N Btw, come with a swim suit, ur lessons begins that day too . No Questions

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 4:40pm On May 30, 2016
Dmulticore:


The only time u can get such a response is if u didn't use the arrogant n funny moves well!

U didn't connect well n to jolt off , u wanted number, ain't gono work!

Take my advise, practice first then grow .

Master d act first .
When u meet a gurl in company of her friends, u r fighting with a lot of elements : ur self, fear of rejection which u have been getting a lot, how to blend in and not have them laugh @ ur weak jokes but most importantly, the Spoilers: her friends!

If u didn't know, the probability of getting a number from gurl in group is very low compared to that of getting from a solo one.

Gurls r their worse enemies!


Here is one of my most profound group hook up:

Was still in the Uni, fresh with these drills , honing my skills, I felt like a lion that could take on any target... Yea I was that bold! I wasn't so interested in getting laid, just was testing if these drills work back then. Had some success , that made me intoxicated , met n laid a bank manager I wasn't even ready to pick anyone up that day, just so happened I walked in n was blowing my top for a transfer I had made that was hanging 3 days n my partner thot I was playing with his intelligence.
That was wen she walk in n asked what the prob was, I didn't even as much as look @ her. She tried calming me down, by inviting Me to her office, on getting to her office, she offered a sit, but b4 I sat down, I asked her sacastically: "hope there is no hidden charges for this seat you r offering? " and she laughed! I didn't join in.
N I totally ignored the opulence of the office n asked with my eyes fixed on so many locks n keys @ a corner in her office: " don't tell me u r the security personnel, I wano see ur BM." n more laugther, I totally disarmed her. After , narrating my ish, she appoligised n started making frantic efforts to resolve it. I walked to the water dispenser, n took a shot. I was @ home yet freigning anger. She told me it wud be resolved soon. I sat disappointed . she asked for my number so she cud call me when its done, I replied ' the only reason id give u my line is if u are taking me out on Friday evening , to a posh place so u can appologise formally for the pains U caused me." She said : that is against bank policy, to which I answered : itz a pity then u wud let bank policy spoil a moment of crazy euphoric fun! The type u never had all ur life! " Said that with a pity tone on my voice.
I stood up gently, told her "I'm still yet to figure out if it was nice meeting her or not " n I walked out . she stood there transfixed !

Oh the next day, she called anyways, " after she introduced herself, I told her : " but I don't remember giving u my number? U not only hang my money , u deprive me of privacy too, ? She laughed n said, well u are our client n ur number is on ur acnt prfl.
"Aha, she invaded my account, hope it was only number u took? my balance intact?

She said ofcos it was only number, I totally ignored the fact that she was calling to tell me something else , n the fact she was using her airtime n went on....

" tot u told me that itz against bank policy to call a guy u have an eye for? " she was startled, took a while to respond n tried to ignore what I said earlier by telling me that she called to let me know the money has been transfered,

I wasn't gono let her lead me, so I shot back:

Aww, u know what, life is too short for u to be all soaked up in work n policies s1 like u tot up while riding her partner! Now she's travelling the world n here u are keeping her wet dreams policies .
someday u wud wake up n notice that all u got is money, no Luv , no life, no wild crazy fun memories n totally lonely.
Alone in ur world , thinking to urself " I wish I had spared a lil time for fun n danced n wined.

She was stone quiet. Msg must have sunked into her. Didn't let her recover: I told her to think of where she is taking me to on Friday evening, n get back to me by 8pm so I know how to schedule myself( these where happening on wednesday).
If she didn't know any posh place, Google is her best friend" I said n hung up! Ouch!

She didn't call that day. And i didnt bother if she was alive or dead. The gurl ( a 9) i was with was so red angry n jelos. I didnt care either. She made a complain sound n i asked her: " dont u think this heart is too big for only u to carry? U wano die b4 ur time? I did warn u against falling in Luv with me wen I met u, but u just laughed it off like I was a dancing masquerade , now see effects ! Aww, ur face is now so red, I pulled her close saying come to big Deddy, u know I like that ur one sided sweet smile that makes u look 10 years younger than this ur old age!( she was 20, lol)


7am the next day, u wudnt bliv, Banker Boss Lady started calling . I ignored it( always punish ladies wen u give them time to cal n they didnt. Even if they do call at ur set time, let it ring , let it ring, let them call back! Give them the benefit of missing u, the anticipation of wanting u n the ultimate goal of blowing u, then luving u n fighting/hating themselves for luving u too deeply !

But always as a matter of urgency, lay it across that u r not available the very first time u meet her, u r beyond her league n if paradventure she seduces u with wine n waist, u wudnt forgive her for taking ur virginity!

Oh I haven't told u? All Big Ballers are Virgins! cheesy The only way to find out is to screw them! Yea, ah know, itz a bait!
they r Hot lil bastards with overfed thurbing D1cks hanging from an 8th generation big blue ballz! cheesy

So banker boss lady called 5times Thursday morning 7am, I didn't take it. She called 12pm, 12:05, 12:20, 12:40 . ah didn't take it. By now I know she must have been asking herself "what r u doing?" But my net has been spuned, she has been caught n logic can't but give way to luving, brains cant but give way to banging. I know she lost focus @ work that day.

She sent this msg by 12:59:
hi, been calling, u havent been taking....how r u? ....I don't know how u did it, but I have been thinking about ur last advise a lot. Let's meet @ ..... ( one of the best hotels in town) bush bar by 8pm.. I have a question to ask u. S.....

I Waited for an hour b4 I replied thus:
Hello, who do we have here? A student on my Scholaship or a client? cool

She swiftly replied :
No, I'm S....... The banker from.....sorry about my manners.

I waited for 4gud hours ( after i rounded off from d office) b4 I responded . why rush a meal u got covered?

I said: oh u again? My secret admirer? So u decided to ask me out now? Well too late, I might just turn u down . btw, R u sure u r ready for this adventure? I can guarantee fun, but I can't guaranted if ur heart can take my heat! I can quarantee laughter but I can assure ur rib cage wud be able to withstand the waves of wonders!

She responded 10 mins leta with;
I take u up on ur challenge ! We meet @ d hotel by 8pm then!

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Dmulticore: 4:25pm On May 30, 2016
[quote author=martoz post=45968878][/quote]

The only time u can get such a response is if u didn't use the arrogant n funny moves well!

U didn't connect well n to jolt off , u wanted number, ain't gono work!

Take my advise, practice first then grow .

Master d act first .
When u meet a gurl in company of her friends, u r fighting with a lot of elements : ur self, fear of rejection which u have been getting a lot, how to blend in and not have them laugh @ ur weak jokes but most importantly, the Spoilers: her friends!

If u didn't know, the probability of getting a number from gurl in group is very low compared to that of getting from a solo one.

Gurls r their worse enemies!

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