Obiomon:
brother zone!!!!!!

you're wicked o... Lola moment of silence for our brother in the brother zone... Hmmm

Bodmas94:
Harddon, guess what? My friend and i do go on meeting-up routine with girls every evening on campus to hone our skills with girls. Yesterday's was quite interesting because i met one of my exes, whom i just blocked recently on whatsapp, with her boyfriend at a particular hall sitting next to each other. From the look of things, she felt fly and in order to feel much more better, she waved at me. Guess what i did? I ignored her and took our seat adjacent theirs. In order to spite her and to apply the jealousy technique you taught us, i quickly scanned the hall and sighted a fine chick whom i moved towards without any delay. I guessed she was looking at me because as at that time her boyfriend was no longer beside her. After some minutes of normal struggle with the new chick, i collected the number and made my way out of the hall. Suddenly, i heard a voice calling my pet name, i knew immediately that it was my ex because she gave me the name. I walked up to her and immediately i spotted that her eyes were looking like that of a person who was going to cry any minute from then. Trust me, once i noticed that, i switched on the sendless mode. She asked me what i was doing at the place. I told her my friend and i were there to look for beautiful babes and we were successful. She even asked me whether i blocked her on whatsapp. I said yes because she deserved it for mtcheewing me. Following your advice that we should dictate the flow of the conversation, i decided to take my leave with a parting shot. I told her people don't value who they have until they lose them. Believe me, she could not believe all that had happened and i did not wait a second longer to let come back to reality before i was gone. Afterwards, i felt satisfied that i had the last laugh.

badt guy! Chop knuckle!!!

Una still dey wait for HARDON abi, . haven't y'all seen what he wrote above.

Rumors had it that due to recent tomato scarcity all over the country, hs unable to have enough tomatoes for hs meals leading to low blood in hs system, and as such enough blood no dey reach hs most beloved cliche BALLS to provide the courage for attacking the mysterious creatures.

In other news, women matter no dey pay again and as such , him don move to other ventures.

I implore y'all to seek greener pasture Red balls elsewhere

jennyff:
Una still dey wait for HARDON abi, . haven't y'all seen what he wrote above.

Rumors had it that due to recent tomato scarcity all over the country, hs unable to have enough tomatoes for hs meals leading to low blood in hs system, and as such enough blood no dey reach hs most beloved cliche BALLS to provide the courage for attacking the mysterious creatures.

In other news, women matter no dey pay again and as such , him don move to other ventures.

I implore y'all to seek greener pasture Red balls elsewhere

nailed it!!!

HARDDON:


Wow! What a stunner thou art!
been long I rolled with fresh thounder! U really get IT!

@ first bolded, why dey really drool over the "I-don't-care guy is the fact that every other guy out there, acts the same n immediately they come across one that is totally different, it weakens their hearts n they wano have him for keeps! They r searching unknowingly for that one guy that can put them in their place n take charge not one they can control.


@second bolded, this is the skill ladies use a lot . itz called hard-to-get! N it makes guys go gaga! I had a friend that this natural charm worked like magic on. There was this Gurl that usually pass tru his crip 2ice a week when going for fellowship. N this guy was stoned with her beauty! He used al d local wooing words, she wudnt budge, until one day, she was returning from midweek, as its his custom, he escorted her a bit only for her to tell him that if he wants to be her friend, he shld come to worship with them on Sunday, my guy that hasn't been to church for ages, was among d first ppl to report to church d next Sunday!

She was in choir, he noticed, after service, they met. U wudnt imagine my guy joined choir d next Saturday 4 practice, she was even shocked to see him.

After 3months, they started dating !


When ladies come across a guy that plays hard to get, it greatly makes them wano know if d guy is faking it( gay, impotent ,virgin or bad female experience) or he's for real. And as they say, curiosity kills d rat!


@third bolded, girls don't want a guy no other Gurl wants.
They like d guys that every other Gurl is drooling Bout so that when they get him, they can flaunt him n feel like za chamfion!

Nice to hv u here, thou like mind

Hope I neva Bleep up telling dt babe I like her o.
And she was into me. I dnt knw why I told her I like her o.

I jez met her 2wks back... invited her out, buh she planned going 4 a fellowship meeting.
Coincidentally I met her when goin 4 d meeting, and when parting her, I tot lemme jez tell her sth that will mk her knw my purpose towards her.

Bros na today all this happen o.

DavidTheGeek:
lol fourthed o

Fifthed

DavidTheGeek:
lol fourthed o

Fifthed

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Noobshakur:
Fifthed

sixthed

7td,8td,9td nd10td

NevetsIbot:
you're wicked o... Lola moment of silence for our brother in the brother zone... Hmmm

lol Bleep u

Really need an answer.....How do i approach girls in group

[quote author=martoz post=45968878][/quote]

The only time u can get such a response is if u didn't use the arrogant n funny moves well!

U didn't connect well n to jolt off , u wanted number, ain't gono work!

Take my advise, practice first then grow .

Master d act first .
When u meet a gurl in company of her friends, u r fighting with a lot of elements : ur self, fear of rejection which u have been getting a lot, how to blend in and not have them laugh @ ur weak jokes but most importantly, the Spoilers: her friends!

If u didn't know, the probability of getting a number from gurl in group is very low compared to that of getting from a solo one.

Gurls r their worse enemies!

Dmulticore:


The only time u can get such a response is if u didn't use the arrogant n funny moves well!

U didn't connect well n to jolt off , u wanted number, ain't gono work!

Take my advise, practice first then grow .

Master d act first .
When u meet a gurl in company of her friends, u r fighting with a lot of elements : ur self, fear of rejection which u have been getting a lot, how to blend in and not have them laugh @ ur weak jokes but most importantly, the Spoilers: her friends!

If u didn't know, the probability of getting a number from gurl in group is very low compared to that of getting from a solo one.

Gurls r their worse enemies!

Here is one of my most profound group hook up:

Was still in the Uni, fresh with these drills , honing my skills, I felt like a lion that could take on any target... Yea I was that bold! I wasn't so interested in getting laid, just was testing if these drills work back then. Had some success , that made me intoxicated , met n laid a bank manager I wasn't even ready to pick anyone up that day, just so happened I walked in n was blowing my top for a transfer I had made that was hanging 3 days n my partner thot I was playing with his intelligence.
That was wen she walk in n asked what the prob was, I didn't even as much as look @ her. She tried calming me down, by inviting Me to her office, on getting to her office, she offered a sit, but b4 I sat down, I asked her sacastically: "hope there is no hidden charges for this seat you r offering? " and she laughed! I didn't join in.
N I totally ignored the opulence of the office n asked with my eyes fixed on so many locks n keys @ a corner in her office: " don't tell me u r the security personnel, I wano see ur BM." n more laugther, I totally disarmed her. After , narrating my ish, she appoligised n started making frantic efforts to resolve it. I walked to the water dispenser, n took a shot. I was @ home yet freigning anger. She told me it wud be resolved soon. I sat disappointed . she asked for my number so she cud call me when its done, I replied ' the only reason id give u my line is if u are taking me out on Friday evening , to a posh place so u can appologise formally for the pains U caused me." She said : that is against bank policy, to which I answered : itz a pity then u wud let bank policy spoil a moment of crazy euphoric fun! The type u never had all ur life! " Said that with a pity tone on my voice.
I stood up gently, told her "I'm still yet to figure out if it was nice meeting her or not " n I walked out . she stood there transfixed !

Oh the next day, she called anyways, " after she introduced herself, I told her : " but I don't remember giving u my number? U not only hang my money , u deprive me of privacy too, ? She laughed n said, well u are our client n ur number is on ur acnt prfl.
"Aha, she invaded my account, hope it was only number u took? my balance intact?

She said ofcos it was only number, I totally ignored the fact that she was calling to tell me something else , n the fact she was using her airtime n went on....

" tot u told me that itz against bank policy to call a guy u have an eye for? " she was startled, took a while to respond n tried to ignore what I said earlier by telling me that she called to let me know the money has been transfered,

I wasn't gono let her lead me, so I shot back:

Aww, u know what, life is too short for u to be all soaked up in work n policies s1 like u tot up while riding her partner! Now she's travelling the world n here u are keeping her wet dreams policies .
someday u wud wake up n notice that all u got is money, no Luv , no life, no wild crazy fun memories n totally lonely.
Alone in ur world , thinking to urself " I wish I had spared a lil time for fun n danced n wined.

She was stone quiet. Msg must have sunked into her. Didn't let her recover: I told her to think of where she is taking me to on Friday evening, n get back to me by 8pm so I know how to schedule myself( these where happening on wednesday).
If she didn't know any posh place, Google is her best friend" I said n hung up! Ouch!

She didn't call that day. And i didnt bother if she was alive or dead. The gurl ( a 9) i was with was so red angry n jelos. I didnt care either. She made a complain sound n i asked her: " dont u think this heart is too big for only u to carry? U wano die b4 ur time? I did warn u against falling in Luv with me wen I met u, but u just laughed it off like I was a dancing masquerade , now see effects ! Aww, ur face is now so red, I pulled her close saying come to big Deddy, u know I like that ur one sided sweet smile that makes u look 10 years younger than this ur old age!( she was 20, lol)


7am the next day, u wudnt bliv, Banker Boss Lady started calling . I ignored it( always punish ladies wen u give them time to cal n they didnt. Even if they do call at ur set time, let it ring , let it ring, let them call back! Give them the benefit of missing u, the anticipation of wanting u n the ultimate goal of blowing u, then luving u n fighting/hating themselves for luving u too deeply !

But always as a matter of urgency, lay it across that u r not available the very first time u meet her, u r beyond her league n if paradventure she seduces u with wine n waist, u wudnt forgive her for taking ur virginity!

Oh I haven't told u? All Big Ballers are Virgins! The only way to find out is to screw them! Yea, ah know, itz a bait!
they r Hot lil bastards with overfed thurbing D1cks hanging from an 8th generation big blue ballz!

So banker boss lady called 5times Thursday morning 7am, I didn't take it. She called 12pm, 12:05, 12:20, 12:40 . ah didn't take it. By now I know she must have been asking herself "what r u doing?" But my net has been spuned, she has been caught n logic can't but give way to luving, brains cant but give way to banging. I know she lost focus @ work that day.

She sent this msg by 12:59:
hi, been calling, u havent been taking....how r u? ....I don't know how u did it, but I have been thinking about ur last advise a lot. Let's meet @ ..... ( one of the best hotels in town) bush bar by 8pm.. I have a question to ask u. S.....

I Waited for an hour b4 I replied thus:
Hello, who do we have here? A student on my Scholaship or a client?

She swiftly replied :
No, I'm S....... The banker from.....sorry about my manners.

I waited for 4gud hours ( after i rounded off from d office) b4 I responded . why rush a meal u got covered?

I said: oh u again? My secret admirer? So u decided to ask me out now? Well too late, I might just turn u down . btw, R u sure u r ready for this adventure? I can guarantee fun, but I can't guaranted if ur heart can take my heat! I can quarantee laughter but I can assure ur rib cage wud be able to withstand the waves of wonders!

She responded 10 mins leta with;
I take u up on ur challenge ! We meet @ d hotel by 8pm then!

Dmulticore:


Here is one of my most profound group hook up:

Was still in the Uni, fresh with these drills , honing my skills, I felt like a lion that could take on any target... Yea I was that bold! I wasn't so interested in getting laid, just was testing if these drills work back then. Had some success , that made me intoxicated , met n laid a bank manager I wasn't even ready to pick anyone up that day, just so happened I walked in n was blowing my top for a transfer I had made that was hanging 3 days n my partner thot I was playing with his intelligence.
That was wen she walk in n asked what the prob was, I didn't even as much as look @ her. She tried calming me down, by inviting Me to her office, on getting to her office, she offered a sit, but b4 I sat down, I asked her sacastically: "hope there is no hidden charges for this seat you r offering? " and she laughed! I didn't join in.
N I totally ignored the opulence of the office n asked with my eyes fixed on so many locks n keys @ a corner in her office: " don't tell me u r the security personnel, I wano see ur BM." n more laugther, I totally disarmed her. After , narrating my ish, she appoligised n started making frantic efforts to resolve it. I walked to the water dispenser, n took a shot. I was @ home yet freigning anger. She told me it wud be resolved soon. I sat disappointed . she asked for my number so she cud call me when its done, I replied ' the only reason id give u my line is if u are taking me out on Friday evening , to a posh place so u can appologise formally for the pains U caused me." She said : that is against bank policy, to which I answered : itz a pity then u wud let bank policy spoil a moment of crazy euphoric fun! The type u never had all ur life! " Said that with a pity tone on my voice.
I stood up gently, told her "I'm still yet to figure out if it was nice meeting her or not " n I walked out . she stood there transfixed !

Oh the next day, she called anyways, " after she introduced herself, I told her : " but I don't remember giving u my number? U not only hang my money , u deprive me of privacy too, ? She laughed n said, well u are our client n ur number is on ur acnt prfl.
"Aha, she invaded my account, hope it was only number u took? my balance intact?

She said ofcos it was only number, I totally ignored the fact that she was calling to tell me something else , n the fact she was using her airtime n went on....

" tot u told me that itz against bank policy to call a guy u have an eye for? " she was startled, took a while to respond n tried to ignore what I said earlier by telling me thwt she called to let me know the money has been transfered,

I wasn't gono let her lead me, so I shot back:

Aww, u know what, life is too short for u to be all soaked up in work n policies s1 like u tot up while riding her partner! Now she's travelling the world n here u are keeping her wet dreams policies
someday u to wud wake up n notice that all u got is money, no Luv , no life, no wild crazy fun memories n totally lonely.
Alone in ur world , thinking to urself " I wish I had spared a lil time for fun n danced n wined

She was stone quiet. Msg must have sunked into her. Didn't let her recover: I told her to think of where she is taking me to on Friday evening, n get back to me by 8pm so I know how to schedule myself( these where happening on wednesday).
If she didn't know any posh place, Google is her best friend" I said n hung up! Ouch!

She didn't call that day. And i didnt bother if she was alive of dead. The gurl ( a 9) i was with was so red angry n jelos. I didnt care either. She made a complain sound n i asked her: " dont u think this heart is too big for only u to carry? U wano die b4 ur time? I did warn u against falling in Luv with me wen I met u, but u just laughed it off like I was a dancing mascurade , now see effects ! Aww, ur face is now so red, I pulled her close saying come to big Deddy, u know I like that ur one sided sweet smile that makes u look 10 years younger than this ur old age!( she was 20, lol)


7am the next day, u wudnt bliv, Banker Boss Lady started calling . I ignored it( always punish ladies wen u give them time to cal n they didnt. Even if they do call at ur set time, let it ring , let it ring, let them call back! Give them the benefit of missing u, the anticipation of wanting u n the ultimate goal of blowing u, then luving u n fighting/hating themselves for luving u too deeply !

But always as a matter of urgency, lay it across that u r not available the very first time u meet her, u r beyond her league n if paradventure she seduces u with wine n waist, u wudnt forgive her for taking ur virginity!

Oh I haven't told u? All Big Ballers are Virgins! The only way to find out is to screw them! Yea, ah know, itz a bait!
they r Hot lil bastards with overfed thurbing D1cks

So banker boss lady called 5times Thursday morning 7am, I didn't take it. She called 12pm, 12:05, 12:20, 12:40 . ah didn't take it. By now I know she must have been asking herself "what r u doing?" But my net has been spuned, she has been caught n logic can't but give way to luving, brains cant by give way to banging. I know she lost focus @ work that day.

She sent this msg by 12:59:
hi, been calling, u havent been taking....how r u? ....I don't know how u did it, but I have been thinking about ur last advise a lot. Let's meet @ ..... ( one of the best hotels in town) bush bar by 8pm.. I have a question to ask u. S.....

I Waited for an hour b4 I replied thus:
Hello, who do we have here? A student on my Scholaship or a client?

She swiftly replied :
No, I'm S....... The banker from.....sorry about my manners.

I waited for 4gud hours ( after i rounded off from d office) b4 I responded . why rush a meal u got covered?

I said: oh u again? My secret admirer? So u decided to ask me out now? Well too late, I might just turn u down . btw, R u sure u r ready for this adventure? I can guarantee fun, but I can't guaranted if ur heart can take my heat! I can quarantee laughter but I can assure ur rib cage wud be able to withstand the waves of wonders!

She responded 10 mins leta with;
I take u up on ur challenge ! We meet @ d hotel by 8pm then!

In switched to whatsapp n responder thus:

This is no challenge, if there was , there cud be only one loser n it ain't gono be me.
This is me trying to school u in the act of wild fun, it is me derobing u of all ur loneliness n sprinkling magicaj memorable moments on the epithet of ur boring sands of time. it is me about to lecture u about all it takes to be with a super hawt guy...

Btw, 8pm is too late, r u plaining on getting me so drunk , so late I wudnt be able to make it home n u go sugesting we pass the night in the hotel so u can rape me? 7pm it is. Also note that if I don't like the hotel, u wud change it( ofcos I do! First class all d way but I wudnt let any lady dictate things to me even if she is doing d spending , I put her on hold there.)

N Btw, come with a swim suit, ur lessons begins that day too . No Questions

Dmulticore:


In switched to whatsapp n responder thus:

This is no challenge, if there was , there cud be only one loser n it ain't gono be me.
This is me trying to school u in the act of wild fun, it is me derobing u of all ur loneliness n sprinkling magicaj memorable moments on the epithet of ur boring sands of time. it is me about to lecture u about all it takes to be with a super hawt guy...

Btw, 8pm is too late, r u plaining on getting me so drunk , so late I wudnt be able to make it home n u go sugesting we pass the night in the hotel so u can rape me? 7pm it is. Also note that if I don't like the hotel, u wud change it( ofcos I do! First class all d way but I wudnt let any lady dictate things to me even if she is doing d spending , I put her on hold there.)

N Btw, come with a swim suit, ur lessons begins that day too . No Questions

She called me immediately, I didn't take.
But had to on her third try.

She was like " hi, do u know that bankers close late ? "
I said " u call 4pm late?"

She: no we don't close 4 but 7pm b4 I wud get home , freshen up n start rolling down, it wud be so late.

Me: oh well, if u want me badly, u wud make lil sacrifices , like closing by 6 pm..... If u tell me u can't, it wud confirm what I asked u the other day...if u were d chief security officer.

She: hey! I'm no security chief.
Me: well u got to prove it. I'd be there 7 . if u ain't there b4 me, id roll home. Gtg, letas



#Boss Ballz

Dmulticore:


She called me immediately, I didn't take.
But had to on her third try.

She was like " hi, do u know that bankers close late ? "
I said " u call 4pm late?"

She: no we don't close 4 but 7pm b4 I wud get home , freshen up n start rolling down, it wud be so late.

Me: oh well, if u want me badly, u wud make lil sacrifices , like closing by 6 pm..... If u tell me u can't, it wud confirm what I asked u the other day...if u were d chief security officer.

She: hey! I'm no security chief.
Me: well u got to prove it. I'd be there 7 . if u ain't there b4 me, id roll home. Gtg, letas



#Boss Ballz

Had to write this episode so that u guys can learn how to keep a conversation going n fun while bursting her!

Notice so many of u have that same problem.

Signify if u want me to complete this experience. By ur mentioning this

Dmulticore:


Had to write this episode so that u guys can learn how to keep a conversation going n fun while bursting her!

Notice so many of u have that same problem.

Signify if u want me to complete this experience. By ur mentioning this

Go ahead chief. Dmulticore

Dmulticore:


Had to write this episode so that u guys can learn how to keep a conversation going n fun while bursting her!

Notice so many of u have that same problem.

Signify if u want me to complete this experience. By ur mentioning this

you're the boss, please continue the story

is dmulticore harddon in disguise

Dmulticore:


The only time u can get such a response is if u didn't use the arrogant n funny moves well!

U didn't connect well n to jolt off , u wanted number, ain't gono work!

Take my advise, practice first then grow .

Master d act first .
When u meet a gurl in company of her friends, u r fighting with a lot of elements : ur self, fear of rejection which u have been getting a lot, how to blend in and not have them laugh @ ur weak jokes but most importantly, the Spoilers: her friends!

If u didn't know, the probability of getting a number from gurl in group is very low compared to that of getting from a solo one.

Gurls r their worse enemies!

The above coupled with alota others, gave me full Blown Brown Balls!

That was what lead to my upping the challenge: going for swats( gurls in groups)

It so happened on this very day, I was returning from lectures, long time ago, I saw this swat v3( it means 3ladies in a group)

Walking ahead of me, menh the a33 one was carrying was too heavy for tie rod (waist). She was @ the middle of the trio . I made an attractive sound when I was close to them, they al turned n I gave this nerve wrackling smile looking .

N said: don't mind the egg n beans my gurl friend gave me in the morning , I have been farting all day , cudnd even concentrate in class had to excuse myself !

Oh boiz! U need to hear the thunderous laughter they all tumbled with! ( defenses broken! Ive roved in, )

I was like yea, lap it up, I blame my fine woman. This is a Luv breakable offense , isn't it? They all said , no that I shld forgive her. Stil laughing their a33e3 out, I hit all of them with :

yea, I knew what the response wud be.... Ain't u all sisters under same clock of flesh?
To which they said no n I told them let's prove :

Me: what is ur favorite colour ? I asked them one after the other
Them: pink , blue, pink(white) echoed three of them .

Me: u see ? Ya'll like pink.
Them: hmmm, well ...

Me: confirmed

Question 2:
Me: do u like maths?

Them: a resounding no, the one I like went one about how she had to change her dream course because of maths!

Me: oh hell no, if only u had met me earlier b4 u made that choice, I think u wud have stayed with ur dream cos .... She was like so u like maths?

Me: yea, but u have to add pounds or dollars in front of it b4 I wud show up, if it has none of those or has naira attached, I move on

They all laughed.

While we walked , I practically swinged them off their lane , i have been thinking if how I wud up d ante n alienate n align with the one i want by the way, i had displaced her, I was right @ d middle all these while. She was on my farther right the others where on my right n left. Now that is taking charge.
She had to bend in to hear what I was saying or watch my crazy facial expressions as I spoke


Question 3 : do u like high heels?

Them: they all said yes ! Ofcos!


Then I hit them; here is MYY final verdict ( I made this Royal Lawyer Movement walked ahead of them , turned n said:

having considered all tenable evidences( they all stopped to hear me) , arguments n counter arguments, I make bold to say, without equivocation nor hitch apacity( only God knows that that means!) , giving no room for introspective retribution, That all women Are sisters Under same Cloth of flesh!

They all shouted Wrong my Lord, Wrong my Lord!

Courtttt!!!!! Order order ! I shouted ,

And continued

If u have any objection, to this verdict, bring out ur phones and dail this number, the fastest to dail it, win a 200 naira instant recharge n a dinner date with d prince of Fun n Comedy!

They all rush to get their phone only for one to wake up from my cnf charm and ask

Who is prince of fun n comedy ? And how wud we get the recharge : I told them its a surprise! N started calling out the number without hesitating
Bliv u me, they dailed the number , only for my phone to start ringing , I pulled that one to a recharge stand n bought a 200 recharge for her! As i tried to bid them farewell , The other two were like, no freaking way, they were going to let me go without recharging them too!

Mehn, I had to transfers 100 each to them!

My parting speech? Im still yet to make up my mind If it was nice meeting u guys or not........n I was gone!

Btw, it wasn't the one I wanted that got the price it was another, but my aim was achieved : I used that one to get the one I wanted!

U wudnt imagine I had her n d other friend . didnt like the third so I didn't bother n she was safe

Dmulticore:



The above coupled with alota others, gave me full Blown Brown Balls!

That was what lead to my upping the challenge: going for swats( gurls in groups)

It so happened on this very day, I was returning from lectures, long time ago, I saw this swat v3( it means 3ladies in a group)

Walking ahead of me, menh the a33 one was carrying was too heavy for tie rod (waist). She was @ the middle of the trio . I made an attractive sound when I was close to them, they al turned n I gave this nerve wrackling smile looking .

N said: don't mind the egg n beans my gurl friend gave me in the morning , I have been farting all day , cudnd even concentrate in class had to excuse myself !

Oh boiz! U need to hear the thunderous laughter they all tumbled with! ( defenses broken! Ive roved in, )

I was like yea, lap it up, I blame my fine woman. This is a Luv breakable offense , isn't it? They all said , no that I shld forgive her. Stil laughing their a33e3 out, I hit all of them with :

yea, I knew what the response wud be.... Ain't u all sisters under same clock of flesh?
To which they said no n I told them let's prove :

Me: what is ur favorite colour ? I asked them one after the other
Them: pink , blue, pink(white) echoed three of them .

Me: u see ? Ya'll like pink.
Them: hmmm, well ...

Me: confirmed

Question 2:
Me: do u like maths?

Them: a resounding no, the one I like went one about how she had to change her dream course because of maths!

Me: oh hell no, if only u had met me earlier b4 u made that choice, I think u wud have stayed with ur dream cos .... She was like so u like maths?

Me: yea, but u have to add pounds or dollars in front of it b4 I wud show up, if it has none of those or has naira attached, I move on

They all laughed.

While we walked , I practically swinged them off their lane , i have been thinking if how I wud up d ante n alienate n align with the one i want by the way, i had displaced her, I was right @ d middle all these while. She was on my farther right the others where on my right n left. Now that is taking charge.
She had to bend in to hear what I was saying or watch my crazy facial expressions as I spoke


Question 3 : do u like high heels?

Them: they all said yes ! Ofcos!


Then I hit them; here is MYY final verdict ( I made this Royal Lawyer Movement walked ahead of them , turned n said:

having considered all tenable evidences( they all stopped to hear me) , arguments n counter arguments, I make bold to say, without equivocation nor hitch apacity( only God knows hat that means!) , giving no room for introspective retribution, That all women Are sisters Under same Cloth of flesh!

They all shouted Wrong my Lord, Wrong my Lord!

Courtttt!!!!! Order order ! I shouted ,

And continued

If u have any objection, to this verdict, bring out ur phones and dail this number, the fastest to dail it, win a 200 naira instant recharge n a dinner date with d prince of Fun n Comedy!

They all rush to get their phone only for one to wake up from my cnf charm and ask

Who is prince of fun n comedy ? And how wud we get the recharge : I told them its a surprise! N stated calling out the number
Bliv u me, they dailed the number , only for my phone to start ringing , I pulled that one to a recharge stand n bought a 200 recharge for her! As i tried to bid them farewell , The other two were like, no freaking way, they were going to let me go without recharging them too!

Mehn, I had to transfers 100 each to them!

My parting speech? Im still yet to make up my mind I'd it was nice meeting u guys or not, n I was gone!

Btw, it wasn't the one I wanted that got the price it was another, but my aim was achieved : I used that one to get the one I wanted!

U wudnt imagine I had her n d other friend . didnt like the third so I didn't bother n she was safe

Another episode,

I met Swat v2:

The shorter one was well endowed , taller one was lanky,even my pumped chest was bigger than her bo0bies!

I Roved in, with a song , the shorter one was huming to!

B4 she cud turn, I was inbtw them, kept singing ( and oh, did I tell u I have this nightingale voice?, yea I do, only when I meet fine ladies though, don't usually known where the inspiration comes from, I just go yodelling )

She had long stopped singing n was just listening to me. The other was just nonechalant. What we call a true Red Spoiler!

I finally stopped n asked: why did u stop singing? U just killed the fun ; Havent u heard a guy with such a sonorous voice b4?

She was like I made her sound akward, that I should kindly continue that she was njoying the show

Me: aww, u turning pink, if I continue, u might just feint n as u can see , my bones are so feeble I might not be able to carry u.
She laughed n said I should continue Jor.....
Nopes, u have to bribe me if u wano hear me sing again,

She asked what might she use to bribe me?

B4 I cud answer, the Red Spoiler with her squeezed face cut in.
She said: babe, come I wano tell u something , this one, knowing what she was up to , refused . in anger , the spoiler left us alone.
We had to sit somewhere.
It was later on she told me they had some issues!
Im not the cheap talk type, so I just wove another cnf ,n another n another she laughed ,jabbed me, said I was too spoilt and the likes

Finally, u wudnt bliv , I stood up told her itz time to go, gave her my phone, she entered some digits , I pulled her close and hug her( why did I do that? Well, from her body language i cud tell she needed that, had to pull away from her and was gone in a flash)

Note: always be the first to stop everything be first to cut the call, stop d convo, just about anything, take he lead


The Twist:

Waited 2 days after, I pulled out one of me fine lines on her:

Call, she picked n was like who is this? Ouch that was when I remembered I didn't flash d number , in my hurry to leave. I told her to guess, the person was having none of it, she was like she wasn't in the mood for that.

Asked her if she was in her period , this one she is all moody n sexy? Or is she having bf issues? Mehn, she wasn't just having it, she said I should tell her who I was or she was dropping the call,
Told he needless and I dropped the call.

Mehn I was confused , the voice didn't sound like the gurl I met the other time, had she given me a wrong number ?

I deleted the number ....that very moment

Only for the number to call me the next day , that she really wud like to know who I was , and I called her name to test if she wud answer , she didn't. I was about dropping when
She said she wasn't the person , that the gurl was her friend. That who I'm I exactly, I told her that her friend was my long lost friend after I travelled out, we lost touch that I'm very positive this is the number she sent to me on fb , she said she was going to send d friend's number . I was glad!

Message came in swiftly, and I wasted no time, I called the friend to hit out at her for playing me! Unknown to me , the gurl I had been talking with, was the Red Spoiler! Oh how I hated that gurl.

It was wen i lashed out @ her, demanding she meet me by 7pm somewhere to explain how she gave me another person's number, that it hit me!

She came n explained everything after I let off.... I was horneyly pissed , sexily angry , attractively hard.....( hope u got that! Incase u didn't , nida do I......Gordon's )

THEY WERE LESBIANS! n the one I was waiting to ride, was the female one! The red Spoiler was the guy! And the day they we met, they had quarrelled over a guy too b4 I came singing!

Was that the issue u said u guys had? i asked, She said yes!
She said was she was BI but that other gurl was a conc lele n she wants her to focus on her alone and stop flirting with guys!
So wen ever she meets a guy, she always give the guy her gf(bf) number!

Arrrh!!!! Gurls!!!!

Did I tell u she was from calabar? Yea she was ....

It was from her i learnt never to rush food born n bred in calabar! Go figure

He he he


The technigue i use anyways, i call it : Rove in, alienate n align ......

creativename:
is dmulticore in disguise

Keep it down low gee, u gono blow mah cova!

There are some fud u shouldnt eat

Dmulticore:


Had to write this episode so that u guys can learn how to keep a conversation going n fun while bursting her!

Notice so many of u have that same problem.

Signify if u want me to complete this experience. By ur mentioning this

proceed sir

paulpraiz:

HARDON nice job bro... Plz I have a serious problem I find it difficult to start up a conversation with a girl...i have lose girls number of times which I know I would have had something to do with if not for this problem...

We gave a lot of first cockfun lines earlier on, kindly check page 0-4

The road to fulfilment n eternal bliss, is finding that one for u!

lilreese:
How do I chat with a girl that gives me one word answers??

You are to blame for this . But u cud

Send her this message n immediately block her thereafter:

When I met u, tot u were some1 I could have intelligent convo with as we drip fun along d line. unfortunately, u r the most boring female being I've ever come across...
From now henceforth, screw ur HIs , F* ur HEYs, choke on ur KKs. U ain't worth a single sec of my precious time. U R HEREBY IGNORED HENCEFORTH MISS BOREDOM 2016 .


Yea, that is our other side, but we usually don't come this close cos we know how to spin d wheel n keep them ignoring others to chat us up. N we keep them waiting for responses.


SENSE PILL 28:
The Don wud always say: Go to places u r celebrated instead of places u r tolerated !

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kratosonofzeus:
Abeg op.....diz girl loves me like a brother,how can i her make her to tell me she loves me

Why do guys always want Ladies to tell them I LOVE U?

Let her sing that to another guy as long as she be getting ur balls rock everytime.


Who needs cheap talks when we can rockNroll?

tegak10:
so like I decided to test something today...

I girl I had this weird crush on n another I was playing with...

I avoided them both..
d one I was playing with was obviously missing me n was constantly trying to get me to talk to her....

d one I had a crush on didn't even look my side... d old me would have moved heaven on earth to get her attention... buh i let her be.. n funny enough... I talked with 3 other girls... buh i didn't take their no's to keep the tension going...

thank u hardon...

Uwc!

Buh unless. Ofcos u sure u wud see her again, always , no matter what, get the digit stylishly .

peterpen:
[color=#770077][/color] @ harddon bro i suggest u create a watsapp group for this purpose....it will b faster dat way.......
THERES THIS OLD FRIEND OF MINE..A FORMER CLASS MATE IN SEC SCHOOL ACTUALLY....WE GOT To Exchange contacts via fb....i called a few times...she never calls....we began chatting on watsapp.....i guess my chats were boring cos its always the norm.....think she no longer chats wit me, am always the first to send a msg.....read a post on this thread and decided to use her as a practice.....i sent her dis msg ''ur dp looks special buh ave seen way more better pix of u than dix''....and she replied by saying ''ur cruel''....hw do i reply back nw?

Working on d Whatzapp suggestion .
Currently have guys I'm putting tru their places real time . when they stand autonomous, we kick that off .


N about the gurl, she said that to put u off because, bliv Me, ur alpha male statement jolted her n she cudnt bliv her eyes u said that. Never knew u got d balls to burst her.
N wants to put u in ur formal place by making that statement so u can start apologizing like every other guy wud!
N hey, zero ur mind....u don't just care how she feels, u hv to make her care how u feel.


Here are some responses :

Say " wow", with a surprise emoticon, " if the truth is cruel, lie must be walking about in sexy lingerie! U must hv been dining with her a lot . stop selling short n change d pixs Jor"

Or Say: cruel? Does that word mean a state of absolute honesty? Yea I know gurls like been lied to, how many muscles wud it tdkd for u to be different?


Or say: cruel? Well, This pix makes me think u r carrying twinky winky 's head with buns bunny teeth n garnished with rosetta's body , change it jor

Diverted too much , to long

Let's get back on track :

Getting Physical