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No way love can rules on my ends if people still don't believe that guys and girls are different person entirely, Do you expect me to love a girl and someone else will be making love with her else where, I can only love guys and make love with girls on nairaland, that way love can rule 100%.my labour on NL will not go in vain

I don't like wearing cloth for my dick but I have choice


@my advice to you is to Bleep her raw

190, No war- We are in Love making season. I will over-Bleep all NL girls if your words come true

it doesn't matter if we make love or love one another But the one we make loves matter most than love one another because you enter each other, body to body, flesh to flesh and chest to chest, blood to blood if No condom, nothing like that Love

Omolola1:
Love exists on NL,

Love does not exists, No one make love with each other, only friendship and enemies exist.

Thank you 190, I have been dreaming of this post,Let Love truly rule and we can start making love with anyone on NL

First,I will make love with Rokiatu because we have fought a lot

But should I make love with Omololar ? because you said we should love one another. Na U talk am 190 no bi

Love must rule,

Omolola1:
@dobodobo, you are high! lol

my dream,snatched girl by 190.

Are you downgrading or upgrading me?

Who born loveaflame, Who tell you say I dey buy love, Na Bleep I dey buy around

He should use his tongue for two rounds and fingers for two round plus manliness 7 rounds but I am sure the woman will ran out of tank by the time the man use tongue+ method

You guys are funny, I am warning you people to be careful, you are fighting on omololar, don't run yourself down with thy hands

All these chicks na vanity in Nigeria,all my saving don almost empty because of them and all my guys still dey Bleep dey go everyday while friday being the worst dey because na that time wey carry fresher, I am trying to quit

I no send anyone on NL,You cannot change the work of God,We still remain wisest,the greatest, the highest human on earth, even if una want bribe me with pussy, I still talk true because  fornication guarantee for me else where

@Parki, You do not need to contest for election, you have already won on this matter. forget all those small girls wey dey form posting against you.Na them get their fingers,God don make man head and woman Nyansh

@Why 190 open mouth like pussy, you don forget say I no Holy,I beg I no mention name

Anyone who says Man is not the greatest human on earth is messing with the work of God and that person is probably the low brain human on earth( I do not mention name)- God has made man above of all things and take unimportant part of man, use in creating woman, that's why women got little brain(No could argue about that) and they argue about money, think about party, friend's birthday, cloths, they want to get their friend's type shoe, chain etc and at worst they gathers themselves together with in same cloths like footballers in jersey or student in uniforms

I'm sorry if your guy break your heart but I will mend it for you because I have mend many girls out,all I will do is act like that guy, fucking you and be responsible for your need till you find someone else but if you want to stay permanently, No way,

Who tell you say I don abort, I dey tall women characters

the next day,they would use the medicine after pills and show up to you next week again

Wale: Funmi, You didn't tell me your are coming
Funmi: Must I tell you I am coming.
Wale: Thank God,you come,I dey miss you badly
Funmi: ooh,I chose to come because I have important something to discuss with you
Wale: Sweetheart,I hope is not about money but I am listening to you
Funmi: Not about money
Wale: Good, I dey listen to you
FUnmi:you know what,I lost my period

( they will even say it with confidence because them no say na fake pregnancy)

Wale:What? This babe don kill me, this one worse past wetin I dey think ooo

Funmi: There is nothing we could do about it,it has occured already

Wale: Baby, there is,please no let my mama and my baba hear this o and make sure say you never tell anyone,No tell ur mama and baba too

Funmi: I won't but I am afraid to do what you think

Wale: what do you know I am thinking

Funmi: abortion of course

wale: ooh baby, I am sorry,I have no choice but I promise to marry and this won't happen again, next time we going to protect it

Funmi: you know what, abortion cost a lot oo and I do not know how much it cost currently but if you can get me something like #15,000 to #20,000 naira. I will go to perfect doctor because the inexperience doctor are not good in this job

Wale: I no wan make you go to inexperience but the money,

Funmi:What happen

wale:How I go take get am

Funmi:okay,no problem. let's leave the baby

Wale: wait,I no mean say money no dey but I go go get am for ATM now

( I rush to ATM,only got #8000 withdrawn everything then go Obinah shop again)


Wale: Obilo, Obiano one,I don come again, this time na only #7000 I need and I go give you #9,000 back if month end

Obinah: I no say you no dey fail me, dem no even born ur mama well make fail if you no wan trouble

Wale: You dey craze,Na my mama come borrow money abi na me, Igbo people no get sense no bi ur fault

(He gave the money and I ran back to funmi at home)

Wale: Here is the money

she collected and counted it

Funmi:#15,000?

Wale: collect it please and take care of that stuff, I will add #5000 join later after you don finish

(before you know what's going, she will be smiling at your back because she has scam you with fake pregnancy and call in next 3 days for the #5000 balance)

Wale: Baby  Na wa for you, we don drag this visit thing too much but thank God say you come today 

Funmi:Yes,I'm sorry. I would have come but I don't trust guy especially when you tell them you are coming with friends they will change their mind

Wale: How you go come with friend, you know say your friend go dull things for us, even the food wey she go shop na bukata   

Funmi:You are not serious, how much food she will eat that will make you runs into debt

Wale: No bi food matter but you know, as in

Funmi:As in what?

Wale: Na privacy I want talk,Na think I still dey think the last word

Funmi:What about the money you promised me because you assure me of it today but that is not the reason I show up

Wale: money no dey

Funmi:What?   

Wale: wait I never finished talk,Money no dey and  I don go obinah shop go borrow #10,000,I no say na #7,000 you need but I borrow the #10,000 so I go fit  add 2,000 join as transport because I no say na far away you dey come from.

Funmi:I trust you 
( she kiss me)

Wale:baby's let do that thing,we have no time

Funmi:What?

Wale:Baby,you understand:

Funmi: I  don't really understand,explain to me

Wale: okay baby,wetin bi say, I promise you say I go add 3,000  naira wey I keep as saving inside my wallet join the  7000 and 2000 totally 11,000 if you could understand

Funmi:oh,(smiling) You are funny,who told you love is all about money, I can give you everything you want even without money but are you sure you are adding the  #3000 

Wale:Yes baby,Yes babe, Thank you

(Immediately,as I am about to pull off the cloth)

Funmi:You know I don't like sex but it is because you are are so important to me

Wale:Thank you, thats why I dey always love you

Funmi: don't off my cloth

Wale: What if I off it.okay, I don off am

Funmi: but don't off my bra

Funmi: Wale why do you off my bra, don't suck my bosom,I don't like it , mmmmmmmmmmmm  more,more please don't suck it.wale you suck it haaaard,slowly because I don't want you to suck it.

FUnmi: Wale don't go to my skirt

(even when I have not intended to)

Wale: why Babe,I go pull this one because my thing don Tanda

Funmi:Wale,ooh ,don't off my skirt,don't off the pant( even when I have already off it)

Funmi:Wale,please don't suck my kitty, I don't like it (she think I like to suck)

Wale: I promise, I no even like suck toto because I no like am

Funmi: Wale, I'm joking,please suck it but suck it gently
( as I smash my tongue inside)

Funmi: ooooooooooooooooh wale pa mi, yessssssssssssss, Yesssssssssssssssssssss, don't inside the manliness remember there is no condom around even if there is one,I no like manliness ooooooooo

(as to much agron catch,I insert the manliness inside kitty)

Funmi:ooooooooooooooooooooh Wale,why? I told you not to put it,remember you did not wear condom-

Wale: Make I commot my prick

Funmi: ooooooooooh wale, No!Yes!No!Yes, ok Yes! Yes!! Yess!!!

Wale:Yes, what?

FUnmi: Yes,leave the manliness inside and don't remove it ooooooo until you are about to come

( as the come they rush commot and the kitty dey sweet goooooooo, I shoot everything inside)

Funmi:Wale, why did it pour it inside but the come is hot ooooooooo,pour it deeply,put it deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep ,yeaaaaaaaaaaah,Oh yes, the come is hot and interesting

Eyaahhhhhhhhhh High time my dick must rest in peace