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Politics / Re: FG To Sell Five Power Plants For $1 Billiom by DoctorAyukebot(m): 7:03pm On Jan 24
1000 Trillion = 1 billiom
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 7:00pm On Jan 24
Beuberry:

Was ya post about Nigeria n Cameroon not insults, Handyman? Ya post about Nigeria vs Cameroon ll definitely come in handy for you one day.
If dem born you well, come online on the live thread of the match day.

You are empty, very empty...True they say about empty vessels.....
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 2:12pm On Jan 24
epainos:

Hmmmm! Before you get funds illegally, you get power via an illegal route first. When you acquire power illegally, it is corruption. Song is a product of corruption. Perhaps, money was looted behind the scenes we don't know about. Or they did not bother to investigate because they had enough evidence to boot him out.

Last year social media was awash with evidential audios of Eto'o match fixing to propel the second division team of a protรจge to the first division ranks. That was in the midst severe infightings at the first division league that led to 10 team Presidents withdrawing their support of Eto'o. His supporters say he is trying to rid the Cameroonian football scene of the usual corruption. His critics say he wants go be in control of every sector with heavy handed mismanagement, ego and pride
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 2:00pm On Jan 24
royalnose:
The two teams are weak

There is no denying
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 1:59pm On Jan 24
sterlingD:
l am not seeing Vincent Abubakar in the Cameroon team. What happened?

He is part of the squad. He suffered a late stage injury
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 1:58pm On Jan 24
Beuberry:

Ya mouth like anus. You are a bakassi boy who Cameroon claimed and you come dey support dem against ya ancestral country of Nigeria.
If you love yaself, no come here on Saturday. I ll tear you n Cameroon with trolling. Nigeria isn't interested in winning the AFCON but to beat Cameroon.

Grow up and be able to make a point without insults, it might definitely come in handy someday
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 1:17pm On Jan 24
bobonla:

My brother I'm telling u. I was born in mamfe. I heard those boys destroyed the whole street in which I grew up with fire. Killed almost 20 of my classmates

Although I have only been to Mamfe once I am from the Mamfe area, precisely Kembong. The fear of being kidnapped by those bad boys prevented me from making it to my father's memorial service last year. I have got an accent that should have made me a soft target. That's how bad things have become
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 1:02pm On Jan 24
akwesenana:
Why wasn't Mbeumo called up though?

And did Aboubakar make the squad?

Abi una wan retire the number '10' for am?

Mbeumo is severely injured and hasn't played several matches for his team Brentford. Abubakar is amongst those called up, but injured too.

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Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 12:59pm On Jan 24
epainos:

The bolded part...is that not corruption?

Definitely though not in terms of looting funds but dรฉcisions as to who plays or not according to his ego.
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 12:57pm On Jan 24
bobonla:

I was born in Cameroon to Nigerian parents. Did my primary school, secondary and high-school. Now I head the crises over there is no where to write about.

Wow...Only recently did I learn Junior Pope of Nollywood grew up in Bamenda too. The seccesionist crisis has brought much of the anglophone regions to its kneels. Although things have considerably improved most interior villages are in pieces. Limbe and Buea are the only two anglophone towns with near normal activities. It's no longer a war against the government, but one of banga smokers against the population. Like Tracy Chapman sang, this is what you get when you give a boy a gun.
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 12:50pm On Jan 24
akwesenana:
Most of the goals conceded against Senegal where due to poor defending. I didn't even watch the match against Gambia, but I'm surprised at how Onana's cousin, who is light years ahead of him, conceded 2ยฝ goals.

Gone are the days of Cameroon's China Wall Defense. The likes of Song (Present coach), Kunde Emmanuel, Francois Omam-Biyik, Matip, etc..These days we are just struggling with both defense and goalies, not like the attack is any better๐Ÿ˜ฐ

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Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 12:44pm On Jan 24
Esinwaju:
Twice under controversial circumstances but let's not argue.

Don't be a sore loser๐Ÿ˜…..Are you an obedient?๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 12:43pm On Jan 24
christopheojo:

Not eto 'o but the legendary Patrick mbouma

You are right. The Legendary Patrick Mboma was at his best. A shame he retired early from football. That said it was Eto'o who opened score at the 26th minute. Even Mboma's goal at the 31st minute was from an assist from Eto'o.

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Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 12:34pm On Jan 24
akwesenana:


Cameroon with their calamitous defending?

After them go dey blame Onana.

Onana suppose don retire since that 2022 WC.

Na Cameroon players di defend for Manchester United? Onana ei good days are over..
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 12:33pm On Jan 24
BolaAThubv:
Since that AFCON finals clash in 2000, how many times have Nigeria played Cameroon till date and what has been the outcome? Let's look at the stats

From 1968 let's look at the H2H stats
Nigeria 7 wins, 5 Draws, Lose 4
Cameroon 4 wins, 5 Draws, Lose 7

What history have you been talking about? Oga, use your tongue and count your teeth

I wouldn't want to go into stats that include friendlies that for the most part are without quality players from both teams. Nigeria lost the title thrice to Cameroon. That's enough for me
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 12:16pm On Jan 24
epainos:
Though football is unpredictable just like how Ghana conceded 2 goals at 90+1 and 90+4. Mehn! So, anything is possible, but I am for the Super Eagles. Go! Go!! Go!!! Eagles. We gat this.

But wait! I thought deeply about the recent performances of Nigeria, Ghana, Cote D'Ivoire, and Cameroun, and I concluded that corruption is behind these weak performances. The moment Africans saw that there was massive money to loot in football, the playing standard started declining. Just imagine Samuel Eto'o who I felt had made all the money he needed during his football career still went in and tried looting more as the Cameroonian football president.

It is well.

I wouldn't say Cameroon's weak showing is borne of looting at the federation. Badluck with injuries for some star players, unnecessary infightings at the federation and most especially the inexperienced coaching from Song are to blame. Many surmise Song was singlehandedly put by Eto'o just so he too could have the biggest stake at how the squad is managed. I think it is Eto'o who really decides who plays or is called to the squad.
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 12:04pm On Jan 24
Angelfrost:


Well, with Onana starting, victory might be assured for Nigeria.

But, score 3 goals?!! Surely, you jest! grin

He has been replaced with the second goalie Fabrice Ondoua. I miss the good old days of quality goalies. The likes of Alioum who went through the AFCON 2002 without conceding. Cameroon has produced some of the finest goalies in Africa. Thomas Nkono, Antoine Bell, Jacques Songo'o, Alioum Mbouka, Idriss Kameni etc. Let me ask the gods if Onana should make the list ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:59am On Jan 24
bobonla:
Lol. I remember that year when I was still in Cameroon. We been dey watch Nigeria vs Cameroon match for Mr Ojong Javis house. Cameroon score 9ja, he was happy, 9ja score Cameroon, I and my brothers were celebrating only for Mr ojong to called us little devils and send us out from his house.

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
What do you expect ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…. Patriotism..I know alot of Nigerians who were born in Cameroon who would support the Nigerian squad anytime anyday when battling with Cameroon. The dilemma though is for those born to a Nigerian/Cameroonian parent๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:53am On Jan 24
Samunique:
The match is very tricky o , but I think somehow, Nigeria is destined to win this cup except the unexpected happens!

Judging from the group stages, Cape Verde and Senegal come across as the biggest favourites. However this is football. Argentina had a troubling start in Qatar 2022, losing 2-1 to underdogs Saudi Arabia. Yet they moved on to grab the golden cup. Although the gods are still silent whoever is destined to win shall win๐Ÿ˜…
Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:45am On Jan 24
Samunique:
Bros, Cameron can't win this match, don't give yourself heart attack.

That 3:1 will be in Nigeria's favour.

Pls quote me after the match.


Even you yourself know down inside you that you're not convinced!

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
Despite Nigeria's 7 point finish their squad is definitely below average. I can't say the Cameroonian side is any better. Saturday wouldn't be a clash of the Titans like we had in February 2000 where both JJ and Eto'o were at their prime on opposing sides. However with history on our side I see the super eagles returning on an Air Peace flight come Sunday evening๐Ÿ˜…

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Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:38am On Jan 24
chiefolododo:
You are a Cameroonian?


Isn't it obvious๐Ÿ˜…...

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Sports / Re: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 11:37am On Jan 24
Samunique:
Bros, Cameron can't win this match, don't give yourself heart attack.

That 3:1 will be in Nigeria's favour.

Pls quote me after the match.


Even you yourself know down inside you that you're not convinced!

Waiting......
Sports / Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:25am On Jan 24
Back here in Cameroon we do admit this is not our greatest squad. We are certainly missing some good finishers like Tchopuo-Moting, Abubakar Vincent and Bryan Mbeumo of Brentford for injury. That said Cameroon's ability to quickly turn things around in the face of threat is its biggest strength.

Take the match against Algeria. A return leg qualifying match to Qatar. Officially out, Cameroon would score at the last minute of prolongation time to seal a Qatar 2022 spot. Needless to mention the Algerians still have not recovered from that defeat. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… Then again 3-0 down against Burkina Faso during the AFCON classification match in Cameroon last year.

The Indomitable Lions would move to score three goals within 15 minutes to consequently win the third place spot. Most Cameroonians generally accept our team is capable of pulling surprises and offsets even at their worst. In 2010 and 2017 against all odds as outsiders we moved to play the finals against Egypt, consequently clinching our fifth star in the latter.

Despite now being at our weakest 40 years after winning in Cote D'ivoire with a Legendary squad that comprised the likes of Roger Mila, Abega Thรฉophile, Thomas Nkono etc, many Cameroonians are routing for a Dรฉjร  Vu at the expense of the Nigerian squad.. ๐Ÿ˜…Good a thing we finally have the basket Andre Onana at the bench where he truly belongs.๐Ÿ˜… I can bet it is a 3-1 on Saturday in favour of the Lions..Where Eagle take power to fight Lion?๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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Sports / Re: Gambia Vs Cameroon: AFCON 2023 (2 - 3) On 23rd January 2024 by DoctorAyukebot(m): 9:16am On Jan 24
sexiestharam:

I have watched all their matches at this AFCON. They drastically improved in the last 20 minutes of the game against Gambia. It reminded me of the old Cameroon. If they play like this on Saturday, Nigeria is in trouble as we have an attack that is scared of scoring goals!

Back here in Cameroon we do admit this is not our greatest squad. We are certainly missing some good finishers like Tchopuo-Moting, Abubakar Vincent and Bryan Mbeumo of Brentford for injury. That said Cameroon's ability to quickly turn things around in the face of threat is its biggest strength.

Take the match against Algeria. A return leg qualifying match to Qatar. Officially out, Cameroon would score at the last minute of prolongation time to seal a Qatar 2022 spot. Needless to mention the Algerians still have not recovered from that defeat. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… Then again 3-0 down down against Burkina Faso during the AFCON classification match in Cameroon last year.

The Indomitable Lions would move to score three goals within 15 minutes to consequently win the third place spot. Most Cameroonians generally accept our team is capable of pulling surprises and offsets even at their worst. In 2010 and 2017 against all odds as outsiders we moved to play the finals against Egypt, consequently clinching our fifth star in the latter.

Despite now being at our weakest 40 years after winning in Cote D'ivoire with a Legendary squad that comprised the likes of Roger Mila, Abega Thรฉophile, Thomas Nkono etc, many Cameroonians are routing for a Dรฉjร  Vu at the expense of the Nigerian squad.. ๐Ÿ˜…Good a thing we finally have the basket Andre Onana at the bench where he truly belongs.๐Ÿ˜… I can bet it is a 3-1 on Saturday in favour of the Lions..Where Eagle take power to fight Lion?๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
Sports / Re: Gambia Vs Cameroon: AFCON 2023 (2 - 3) On 23rd January 2024 by DoctorAyukebot(m): 8:31am On Jan 24
Reussite:

Nigeria will defeat Cameroun that I am almost certain of....not Guinea or Senegal.

As a Cameroonian let me keep this for reference., grin
Events / Re: Old Boys And Girl Of Primary Schools In PH Reunites. by DoctorAyukebot(m): 2:17pm On Dec 28, 2023
Surface2AirToto:
Please guys, between durex and kiss, which one is the best in terms of durability and better sensation?

Just kiss her sensationally to encounter durability under duress

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Politics / Re: Rivers Assembly Withdraws Impeachment Notice Against Gov Fubara by DoctorAyukebot(m): 10:14am On Dec 21, 2023
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Senate Staffer Who Filmed Public Sex In Congress Ousted From Ben Cardin's Office by DoctorAyukebot(m): 3:04pm On Dec 18, 2023
I need to read the story twice over just so be certain he actually had sex with another man, in the US Senate quarters, filmed himself and then posted it on Twitter to get Likes.
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike Recounts Failed Marriage, How Ex-Wife Made Him Lose His Properties by DoctorAyukebot(m): 12:37pm On Dec 18, 2023
TheMostComplex1:
This guy can lie oooo I just wish that the ex can respond to his lies. A woman he denied access to their kids when she left their matrimonial home for two years because of torture & he turned his children against his ex. People should fear God ooo

I remember you now. You worked as a maid to the Emekas.

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Politics / Re: Fubara, Odu Celebrate As Ehie Edison Bags Doctorate degree In Law by DoctorAyukebot(m): 10:30pm On Dec 16, 2023
jeromestarks:

Wow!
A speaker and now a Ph.D holder?
How did he get Ph.D at such young age? Someone said Doctorate takes at least 5 years.

If internet sources are anything to go by then Dr Ehie should be atleast 37, old enough to be a beneficiary of a Ph.D. Most PhD programs are tailored for three years if the candidate has a Masters degree. Consequently by 26 most dedicated students can be a recipient of a PhD.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do Freelancers Pay Tax? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 1:11pm On Dec 16, 2023
anu3:


Hmm... I don't think I understand, though...

According to his analysis, although you do not have a tax payers card, you still indirectly get to pay taxes when you buy items that have a value added tax (VAT) by the government.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do Freelancers Pay Tax? by DoctorAyukebot(m): 1:11pm On Dec 16, 2023
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