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Don't like it. Listening to slows/R&B? |
Thank God eve is in lust with big shishi. |
I don't know much about Matilda than she's hopelesly in love with Jeremy and She's ready to go to any length to show Jeremy she mean business. Remember when she mistakenly shot at Mariano ,thinking it was Jeremy? Reason, she said if she can't have Jeremy, then nobody will have him. The whereabout of her so called uncle and Josephina is a mystery. And Diana should be careful. Someone is your rival and you also went to hide in her place without any of your family or friends knowing where you are. |
;d |
You're sick ![]() |
That's too bad. But as I said earlier, we don't have any say in the matter than to wait till after the fucking (sorry to the soccer fans in the house) world cup. |
Baba aje. Madaru! |
@Modups i'm sorry to tell you this but it won't end before the world cup and also, the world cup will affect the time. We all don't have any other choice than to abide with the whims of AIT & MITV concerning when (time) they feel like showing it. Take heart. |
Naugthy |
Troublesome ![]() |
Family |
Why is the cheetah the fastest land anima? |
Sex |
LoverBwoy:Yes |
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Two lovebirds. ![]() |
Flirting |
@Big A word they say is enof for the wise. ![]() I rest my case for now ![]() Just try and enjoy it while it last. ![]() |
eveseh:@eve I'll suck your soul very soon. |
Go and check the poems board ,loverboy. ![]() I just pity you. |
eve Golddigger |
Na wa o |
Find somewhere safe to hide. ![]() @Muki wwyd if I say hi, it's been long? |
mukina2:@Muki Thanks for having me in mind. You're the greatest. |
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Why am I hungry? |
Asslicker |
Assholes. |
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start". The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job." The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and >>decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, >>and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!" The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!" Moral of the story : M1- Internet /email is not the solution to your life. M2- If you don't have internet / email , and work hard, you can be a millionaire. M3- If you received this message by internet / email, you are probably already an office boy/girl, and not any close to being a Billionaire, Have a great day !!! P.S -I' m closing my internet / email & going to sell tomatoes!!! |
horrific babies |
bigger fantasy ![]() |
big fantasy ![]() |
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