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Dondele, registered 18 july 2006. Number of posts 770. |
Hmmmm, an old member that signed in using a new different user name because he doesn't have access to the old one because of offending the administrator. ![]() |
@k2DaC Are you laughing @ me because you're more presentable and beautiful than me?. God'll judge. ![]() |
@Teezy You're not showing your face but if your body is anything to judge by, then I'll say you're beautiful. |
@MOKO As you requested.
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If you like, stay and if you like, vacate. It wont add or minus from my being happy or being myself. ![]() |
Muki,moko,muku ![]() You're back from the jungle. Where have you been hiding your small head? i miss you sis. |
There's nothing like the ideal man or woman. My rule is to live life as I want without giving anyone advantage over me. I won't surrender my heart so that I won't have heartbreak. |
Don't mind Soulpatrol because it won't work between you. That's the gospel truth. |
I'll sing : Iyawo mi ati paddy mi, e a e a (Psquare) ![]() You? |
@Lauryn Maybe it's lust . |
I feel u. That's life. Actually, the question you suppose to ask is 'is there something like true love? My answer - NO. ![]() |
Womennnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Sorry Ladiessssssssssssssssssss!Na wa o. ![]() |
Brother, sofry sofry o. ![]() |
Ol' boy, e be like say you dey craze for mouth. ![]() |
@Lyric You're welcome. May you have a nice time on Nairaland and may you have the wisdom to know who and who to associate with. Once more, welcome. |
Why this ? |
I'm ok.What's up? |
Cocoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ![]() |
Howdy Worm? Howdy Coco? |
Titanic. DHL or UPS ![]() |
Carribean. Romance or action. Awa, I knw u can do it coz u're a brilliant girl.Congratulations, d sky is d limit. |
Orangina Whisky or brandy? Awa, howdy? |
On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he was in a hospital. As soon as he opened his eyes, a nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. What happened?" he exclaimed. You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow." Men Never Listen. |
I confess WHO is HIM? ![]() |



Ladiessssssssssssssssssss!
