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E-jaja _{of Opobo}

I don't think I understand your question.

How am I to know?

_{Proud owner}
Do you think you are lucky not to be in scul?

Must you go?

What do you think?

You are sick!

If I tell you I'm writing down everything, will you believe?

What of soul was left, I wonder, when the kissing had to stop.

Hi Dojo, good afternoon. Isn't that very easy

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

Hi all,
This is a KISS game.
Say what a kiss is or say something on a kiss. Just let [b]KISS [/b]materialize in whatever you post.
E.g

A kiss is an upper preparation for a lower invasion that leads to further penetration on which we build a generation. Do you want a kiss?

I too know that Snazzy 'll reading this on her mobile.
I too know I miss you Snazzy.
I too know I love you all and will always do no matter what. - Rhoda,2c,Zah,Zainab (my linguistic teacher),H.U.S.H, 13, e.t.c

Hola Dojo, buenas tardes- Hi Dojo, good afternoon. Am I right?

Hi -- in Spanish is : Hola
in Italian is : Ciao.

Isn't Ciao- goodbye in Italian?

I am the student, so must I have any thoughts or options on what my good teacher believed is right to teach me?

Aren't you the teacher?

_{chinese is not Latin}

Will you mind teaching me how to write /speak Italian and Spanish, Senorita?

Will Italian, spanish and Latin be ok for now?

* Can you cry under water?
* When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now, I just "chunky dunk."
* How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
* If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
* Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
* Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going? Taxes?
* Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in
for eternity?
* Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
* How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good
idea to put wheels on luggage?
* Why is it that people say they, "slept like a baby," when babies wake up, like,
every two hours?
* If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
* If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
* Why are you in a movie, but you are on TV?
* Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, then put money in binoculars to look at
things on the ground?
* How come they choose from just two people for President, and many for Miss
world?
* Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.
* If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he or she call?
* I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I
had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
* Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press Ctrl
Alt Delete and start all over?
* Stress is when you wake up screaming, then you realise you haven't fallen asleep
yet.
* Just remember: If the world didn't stuck, we'd all fall off.
* If raising children were going to be easy, it never would have started with
something called labour!
* Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

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Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow how to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple,

Is cheese the plural of choose?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?

Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell?

Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese?

One index, two indices?

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

When a house burns up, we say it burns down.

You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.

When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?

English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France.

How can 'slim chance and a fat chance' be the same, while ' wise man and a wise guy' are opposites?

Now I know why I don’t like English.
It's not my fault but the silly language doesn't quite know whether it's coming or going.

Interesting facts!!

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be way back when.

Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, the women and finally the children-last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the dogs, cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could really mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
Hence the saying "dirt poor."

The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a "thresh hold."

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes the stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."




Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.
When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man "could bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning and death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust."

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock them out for a couple of days. Someone walking the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake."

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they thought they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift" to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."

And that's the truth,
Now, whoever said that History was boring! ! ! ! ! Educate someone, Share the facts,

@Zainab
_{surfing NI and listening to Kelly's Storm is over.}
Love to. But will the languages not be too difficult to learn?

Can't you guess?
Howdy my linguist?
How is myke?
How is the languages stuff?
Are you ok with all these questions?

Don't you know I'm always cool?

Answer which of the so numerous questions?

Soldier.

Navy or airforce?

I too know I wish Her snazziness, Zah, Zainab, 2c, Rhoda, 13, H.U.S.H, are online.
I know I miss u all.

Zahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ol' boy, this is good. Keep it up.

LMAO
Cunning man die, cunning man bury am.

I too know that I'm very far from my creator,hope to see who will lead me back to Him.

Diamonds.

Ruby or Amethyst?

Ice.

to or fro?

Must you all answer a question with another question?