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Is there a need for me to tell you the diff.?

_{howdy 2c? sorry 4 nt saying hi since.}
Are you confused or threatened?

Don't you think she's who she's?

Both of you

Now.

wwtlt you got confused on NL?

I confess I'm alone.
I confess miss you all
I confess https://usera.imagecave.com/sweetsoul/smilies/goodnight.gif

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Check out the male's.

N5,000

10million Cedis or 5million Naira

I agree with greedy Greed.

Is he the Moderator or the Administrator?

Shocking Letter

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that Mum, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith.

P.S.: Mum, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in the desk drawer.

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?"
Tom says, "I would switch one train to another track."

"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever," answers Tom.

"What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector.
"Then," Tom continues, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box."

"What if the phone was busy?"
"In that case," Tom argues, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station".

"What if that had been vandalized?"
"Oh, well," says Tom, "in that case I'd run into town and get my Uncle Leo."

This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that?"

"Because he's never seen a train crash!"

Are you trying to chase the poor guy away?

Did what?

We swapped liquid in bed last night.

Flying without wings in bed last night.

I'll always love you in bed last night.

Sexual healing in bed last night

Uptown girl in bed last night.

_{enof of all these provocative thoughts.you are making me wish I'm in bed.}

Storm is over in bed last night.

I too don't believe Juan Francisco and Diego's father were adopted. It's just that Lorenzo saw a lady in distress, 1, a collector 2, a soon to be single mother and he had pity on her. Then makes provision for her future and her childs'. Finis.

If walls could talk in bed last night.

Pegged her in bed last night

We got tired of each other in bed last night

I was gasping for breath with her in bed last night

I sucked her like a baby in bed last night.

Explored her honey pot in bed last night.

I confess 2c is in love with me but I don't want her because she's my sis.https://usera.imagecave.com/sweetsoul/smilies/dance2.gif

Can't have enough of you in bed last night.

I opened your legs wider in bed last night

Had wet dreams because of you in bed last night