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Tuface should be number one, jim iyke for where. moderator pls remove that pic before i ban you |
Thats part of marketing strategies |
Choicegirl: I really want to know what guys mean when they say ladies can't cook. Do you mean she doesn't know the procedure or even the right ingredients to use...that is when put in a kitchen she is lost or you mean someone who knows the procedure but puts too much salt or maggi or too little or BOTHall of the above |
it is their job |
if am also an actor like jim no problem |
save deliveryoo. op pls dont forget to tell us(nairalanders) again weneva she deliver the baby. i mean for the naming cerenomy make we op u suppose don see the scan too, shey naa boy or girl? |
sexy glow: Na wa for this babe o na every year?you no dey tire?thats her job |
Oya lets go there, 2017 will soon come naa. |
oda ekare oo |
kiss ke make i vomit all the nice food wey i chop today? maybe tomoro wen i sleep finish |
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Mine was with my ex, she insisted I follow her to a time vigil but I wasn’t feeling too well but because she was invited to sing in that church so I decided to go and see her perform that day. So we went together to her place, I ate rice with fresh fish( cat fish). Then from her place to church. The vigil started around 10pm. The praise and worship started na so shit start to dey catch me. See how I was sweating under the fan. She was like what is wrong with you? I said nothing ooo. I com dey shake, I couldn’t clap again. I was gonna faint. Pple beside me don dey notice say something dey happen. i com dey think if I no do something fast and I faint here they might think naa bad spirit wey dey inside me won commot. I quickly confess to her to help me that serious shit they catch me. I quickly signalled to the nearest usher to help me to the toilet cos I couldn’t walk mehn. I have to get a sit close to the toilet o cos I cant go home. Inside toilet com see how the shit dey commot dey make sound. No be small thing oo. I visited the toilet like four times before day break. By day break my stomach was empty and I was like a paper. I could walk home I have to take the next bike home. I can’t forget that day. |
ballabriggs: From Yaba, to the inner parts of Surulere, to the Murtala Muhammed Way all the way to Iddo, to Funsho Williams Avenue, to Lagos Island, to the present expansion of Ikorodu road from Ketu to Ikorodu town, to Ibeju Lekki, to Badagry, to the roads in Gbagada, to Oworonshoki, to Lagos classroom construction and rehabilitation project, to Eko free malaria programme, to the office of the public defender, to the ferry jetty and terminal building in Ikorodu, to the Ikoyi jetty, to the terminal building at Ojo.Gbam 1000+ likes |
i don enjoy xmas wella. wetin concern me with those two. na them sabi. where is the chicken leg make i use am do chewing stick go sleep jare |
babapupa: See how I just took apart your lies step by step?obaje ti FASHOLA U WILL ALWAYS HAVE MY VOTE . if u no like am go back your village |
FASHOLA is working, if you don’t see it pls go for free eye test and get a free eye glasses for yourself. We are upgrading to mega city and a lot need to be done |
Where are the ladies, i believe is only vivian that is reading this post. Let them comment. i dont care whether you are rich or not, what i care about is love and your qualities. I like someone that is smart and intelligent |
Freiburger: Merry Christmas to all Nairalander(s)yeah everyone here, you are the(bomb)BH here |
How to prepare love charm |
[quote author=huni_naija]I was walking down the road with a guy i had a crush on, i don't know who forced me to wear high heels on the day but anyways sha those shoes felt so uncomfortable or maybe its because i was nervous i dont know.. anyways as i was about to climb onto the pavement i missed a step and fell down holding on to him, he fell on top of my shoe and broke the heel off! Omo come and see crowd and laughter oo even the guy was laughing at me, can you imagine? he offered to help but i just boned him thru out the day? How dare he laugh jor! The way i was walking that day you would have thought i had k leg, had to form and remove the shoes and ended up walking bare foot! No more heels for me ever again...[/quote] laugh won kill me here oo. i beg make i drink and resume the laugh |
Gentle Naaz: I pee on top of my grl 4 9t, d first time she slept in my room. Hitherto, i stil cnt beliv itare you drunk? |
no be small thing oo. i dey imagine am the guy beside her. how i go feel with the tallest? she is cool with the height sha |
shymexx: Whoa!!! That's my nyggah!!me too i like this guy ![]() |
u fall abi pele ooo |
and so what! rubbish |
This for what? Advert? |
Oh Lord have mercy on him. I pray with the spirit of the season that God in His infinite mercy will give him good health amen. |
Dis na Christmas chicken? dis na christmas chicken na the babe be dat? na the bebe be that you don fu3k am? i don fu3k am taya na who dey craze for here? na everybodi be craze person for here o |
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he offered to help but i just boned him thru out the day? How dare he laugh jor! The way i was walking that day you would have thought i had k leg, had to form and remove the shoes and ended up walking bare foot! No more heels for me ever again...[/quote]