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Heaven and hell doesn't exist. . . don't be silly.

booobies, a$$, vuhgina. . .

ZakuraFlow:
Also i know my grammars really bad, TT-TT sort of sad but hey no one is perfect, ne?

A writer with bad grammars is like a lawyer without a tongue.

ZakuraFlow:
Its kind of short but i really wanted to pull my readers in, please tell me what you think.

. . .even with the typo at the begin which i instantly forgave you for, i still found myself half asleep as i read on, spittle collecting at the side of my half open mouth as my head tilted slightly on my hand which rested on my bed. My eyes half open, half closed a clear sign that i was far away in dreamland, knocked out by boredom, even there your mediocre story haunts me as i saw a neked woman with huge booobies, Her pitch black hair covered up her left eye but her visible eye was as green as a new emerald. . .WTF. . .i'm awake now, typing. . .partially arowsed. . .

Dumb cunt!!

Even by the standards of a city that celebrates extravagance, it was a spectacular shopping spree: In just two weeks early last year, an 11-year-old boy from Azerbaijan became the owner of nine waterfront mansions.

The total price tag: about $44 million -- or roughly 10,000 years' worth of salary for the average citizen of Azerbaijan. But the preteen who owns a big chunk of some of Dubai's priciest real estate seems to be anything but average.

His name, according to Dubai Land Department records, is Heydar Aliyev, which just happens to be the same name as that of the son of Azerbaijan's president, Ilham Aliyev. The owner's date of birth, listed in property records, is also the same as that of the president's son.

. . . and what have YOU achieved?

Chioma really surprised me too, I hate her now, she has lost yet another fan. . .

So what? weed doesn't kill. . .

Best. . .game. . .EVER!!

meggieblac:
Believe me what ever noise is been made, it will die a quiet death. This is Nigeria where anything goes even perverts using religion.

This is Nigeria? there needs to be a change in our attitude!

sylvelity:
@Dolemite,
I think you are a newbie in graphics world
i dont think you know anything about Graphics,

Ok, whatever you say, not going to blow my trumpet.

sylvelity:
@Dolemite,
smartsoft is one of the best Graphics artist we have here.

Seriously? if this is the best Nairaland has to offer, i am NOT impressed.

sylvelity:
@Dolemite,
So re-look @ the design again and ask yourself if you can design such,  before you start praising or criticizing people,

Just about to tell you the exact same thing.

I mean the art style, and you don't need to be beating your chest, it's not even good .

Oh yes, i remember that movie. . .there was also a mad person in the movie right?

No thanks, this work isn't original, looks like one of abduzeedo's contraption. . .the pirated version. 

They have made up and are now the best of friends.

Someone's been using those free photoshop tutorials

I love the Nepa poles and omo naija, but omo naija is a white chick, if you'd give her big lips and tribal marks. . .

BlakkBoi:
OMG!.
I just pray that you are not seriously serious with this. So your point now is that we should abandon, morals and our religious beliefs inorder to curtail HIV aids?.

I'm not saying prostitution is the ultimate solution to the Aids epidemic, but question, if you had to choose between your moral and religious beliefs and saving millions of people, which would you choose?

BlakkBoi:


I feel you on this one. We really need to do away with morals, religion, laws and conscience so that we can thrive in our survival as humans. People like u should be elected lawmakers and presidents due to your great understanding of the human survival barriers.  

Morals, religion, laws and conscience are all relative, don't you understand? and about human survival, Aids kills millions each year, in countries where prostitution is legal the level of Aids transmission is actually lower than countries where prostitution is illegal - held back by your morals, laws religion and conscience.

BlakkBoi:
I love your sense of understanding. You do belong to the class of people without regards to acceptable human morals.

Human morals is relative, for example in Northern Nigeria, old men get married to 12 year old's completely normal there, in the west it's a huge taboo. . .it depends on where you're born, so sometimes we need to put these morals aside if they hinder our survival as humans.

Why are you surprised? prostitution is the world's oldest profession, naturally it is when the purpose of humans is procreation, we wouldn't be able to procreate if we find sex disgusting. . .personally i believe legalizing prostitution would limit the spreading of std's.

Homophobes arrive in 10, 9 8. . . .

Nairaland lacking front page material? who put this topic up there?

I shit on my boo. . .

Na wa, don't you have a life outside Nairaland?

*yawns*

Yay, 3001th post. . .kill a cow and celebrate why don't you -.-

Trinity33:
Thread closed.

By who, you? I laugh.