₦airaland Forum

NairaMarley:
As the recent onslaught is on, this is the best time to draft our G-code.

Mine are:

1) Don't stay in an overcrowded flat, if you must for rent issues, don't be more than 3. Always leave the house when others are leaving in the morning come back after 2-4 hours later, then stay indoors. Know that somebody is monitoring you consciously or unconsciously.

2) Buy solar panels or inverters. Keeping the generator on during the day draws so many attentions.

3) Reduce domestic squabbles during the day. It makes your flat noticeable.

4) Keep strangers at bay. Don't over-familiarize with your neighbors. Let them monitor you from far.

5) Have at least 3 phones. Don't go outside with your working phone. None-working phones should contain Facebook and whats-app to erase suspicions.

6) Your cartel men should have a standard rule. Disobey and pay heavily.

7) Tune down your crush on exotic lifestyles. Imagine picking 10-20mil and you'll still be driving your Golf 3.

Avoid clubs and bars at least for the time being. If you must go please be mature. Once waiters and waitresses know you as a Gboy, your days as a free man is numbered.

9) Recent findings show that whores are now good snitches. Treat LovePeddler like a LovePeddler. I was once a victim.

10) In case you re caught, PLEASE DON'T SNITCH, the person you snitched on may be the one to pay for your bail out directly or indirectly.




YOU CAN ADD YOURS!!!!!1

Only the wise one will understand this

jesmond3945:
the average self contained apartment is not 200k young man, do your research. 40k is 480k annual pay. Your rent should not be more than 30% of your pay. When I worked in zenith bank my salary was 35k, i never stole one kobo. I am ready to swear with the quaran.

Depend in areas okay

Edere:
Very good. You sabi. Be like professor wey salary no do for Unilag, come enter street to hama, hehe. I hate how these scruffy boys buy big cars and pack themselves like sardines to rent house in middle class or expensive neighbourhood and then constitute nuisance there. I think these two factors are the biggest reason why the busting had to happen. The beef too much.

Like seriously

Asiwaju is here with his wife,
Osibanjo went with his wife,
Ambode is with his first Lady.

Is Buhari a Bachelor?

Chelsea how market

Hahahaah 3-3

Both Team Score and over 3-2 lol

Aolly:
I must say i am highly dissapointed in u my fllow muslims. I think i hav d opportunity 2 c him once wn he was bn interviewd and i really respect him. 4 a boy of 6, preaching and quoting 4rm d quran, no 1 bt Allah tau.gt him d glorious quran 4 he never attended any arabic sch,it was just a miracle 4rm Allah. At age 6, he became independent,he was no longer under his parent 4 he has 2 travel 2 places 2 preach d word of Allah 2 people hence lots of unbelievers hav converted 2 islam due 2 dis miraculous work of God.all dos elderly people that u said ar hlping him 2 clean his face and parking his agbamda ar only praising and admiring d work of God through hi.m. As at last yr wn he was interviewed, he was not married how com u ar now saying he is married 2 4 wives. Pls my brothers and sisters in islam, let us fear Allah and makë sure we ar sure about something bfore posting. Allahu Allam.,....,.....Badddjktjrdmdddmd

Thanks my brother may Allah enhance your wisdom and bless you more. Jazakallahu Kahiran

javalove:
Abegiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . . .

u guys should go and sit down jor. . .

Every man has been given the criterion to determine b/w what is RIGHT and what is WRONG. . .!!!!

If his actions and attitudes are placed side by side with the commandments of Allah, the Sunnah of the prophet and life of the sahabas, then this guy is bloodily fake!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm not sorry to say)

When Yaum Kiyama is getting near, we will see strange and jaw dropping atuffs. . .

Ami Olohun Ko, .Amin Esu Ni. . .

I wont be suprised if he is from my place (ilorin) cos its my people that love rubbish like this. . .

Abegi. . tell him to be humble and practice islam as it should be practiced

Someone saying we are spomsored to make bad comments about him,, are you alright?

oshi oda. . oshe inu awe jare. . .


#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

My brother I don't believe your a Muslim .... Is clear in holy book that , not everyone that will believe or follow my prophets even if Jesus comes back today some will follow him while some will step back... And its going happen as it happen during Prophet Nuu ....so believe it or leave it... This kind of blessing cannot come out from your family ...Sheik Jamiu was gifted by Allah and no dough about it.