Shortyy:
Why IS he always on this suit and tie?

that is his trademark now.. he might be afraid that if he wears another suit he wouldnt be recognized

joke!!!!
but imagine how an elephant would have bent so low to **** the hen...

musquareni:
The Voice-Nigeria/TV personality, Stephanie Coker puts on display, her pink bra and jean short in this sexy attire.

Well, it seems the pretty lady is advertising for thehallero.

See the exclusive photos below:


https://www.instagram.com/p/BF_eLqGRPF9/?taken-by=stephaniecoker

i didnt see any pink bra

DiAmOnDrUbY:
6. “I’m going to leave her for you.”




Don’t hold your breath.

if i hear

the man beside me is registering... make i quick before him go see wetin i dey type

where is what u wanna export?

or u want to discover mungo park?

i dont even understand the picture and why it is a news

Heineken Lokpobiri (Bayelsa state) – State minister for Agriculture and Rural Development.
Claudius Daramola (Ondo state) – State minister of Niger Delta

this guys also needs to get off the track also... i haven't heard about them since they were sworn in..

they are just salary collecters and not job doer

this cloth is not for fat people...


wetin i know about fashion self


as i was saying


mercy of course

ok... noted

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.... What happened

Good news

He doesnt care...

shebi Dokpesi went and came back with his beards growing....

nobody dies there jawe

THEY FUCKING USE YOU AND THEY DUMP YOU...

ALL IGBO THINKS IS MONEY

THEY DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES













make i run before water pass garri

that's the agony of saving your child from rapist....


and that's the agony of making your children watch sex movies with you, they tend to practice and
matthew practiced the wrong time..



Dear Matthew,

You should have waited for sometime na,, you would have licked so many ass, finger and Bleep as you like (even if it is ungodly) but now your prick is a virgin and your sperm is useless. God will ask you "What did u do with the sperm i gave you".....

R.I.P

SMH!!

and for you young girl

that what happens when rambo is your father, ONE BLOW ONE DIE

FATALITY!!!!

GAME OVER

i cant remember one for now...

i sha know that if daddy catches you outside anytime of the day you are dead

what do you expect from a magician

if i hear

its good.. u tried..

Capableben:

She kept mute for a while and looked me from the feet to the upper body region, she particularly gave my suit a keen look and finally replied," go tell him i said you are a fool, okay? And when you get back to the hostel, don't forget to return obinna's suit"

thank God...
but the girl first looked at you like "ki ni eleyi nso

OP Where are you?? i got Arnold looking for you

nice one. i dey follow this tori like twitter handle

Taeewo:
That biggest one will be costly like say #300.....

u meant to say N300,000 abi?

Buhari is like are you sure that your husband is clean

He didnt trek for Buhari he said if any military comes on board again..
but now get ready to trek more

pucelle:
Inferiority complex....

she isn't even ugly
what is she still doing with the @ss_ole

she is not ugly...
look at her mouth like hmmmmm

.

Uhn... just ruined the little girl's hand.. tailors place i even thought they didnt know where she went to... HE SHOULD BE STONEEEED

we are talking about fuel price and you are teling us they returned oracle smh..... is there fuel in your area

Molly1991:
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN.
THE CALL,
When America saw the killing in the north in
2011 just because
GEJ won the presidential election, they predicted
the
disintegration of Nigeria in 2015 knowing that
there would be
another presidential election and GEJ will again
win and the
war will begin.
2015 came, they heard and interpreted the Dogs
and Baboons
soaking in blood statement. America got
prepared, they waited
in Ghana and observe the happenings the world
tuned their
ears listening for the sound of bombs and
watched expecting
the first attack.
The "clock stood still" tension walked through
the cities, terror
became neighbours, everybody became a
suspect.
He remembered the prediction, he remembered
the threat, he
also remembered the action in 2011.
He asked himself, is my political ambition worth
the blood of
any man?
The phone resting on the table
Results on cable
Jega's voice not stable
States still calling
Results still coming
Tension keep building
Prediction drawing near
Threat on alert.
He remembered you!!!!
Your importance to your family
Your value to the society
Your hope for the future.
He thought of a way out of this impending
secretly organised
war.
Just then, he picked his phone
He dialled a number
He said congratulations
And:
America's prediction failed
Buhari's threat failed
He uphold the peace
He uphold ONE Nigeria
The CALL wasn't because he lost
The CALL was for you to live
And YOU are still alive after 365days.
Please, appreciate him and say ....
THANK YOU SIR

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look for something that is urs to paste here

Scholes00:
Nairaland has indeed been a big Negative influence and disappointment on so many levels.

* Promoting and fanning the flames of ethnic chauvinism and bigotry in Nigeria
* Promoting Animal cruelty as well as the hunting, killing and extinction of Nigerian wildlife
* Promoting and encouraging the loose immoral lifestyles of "CeleYeyebrities"

In my own opinion, Nairaland needs to re-evaluate its priorities and contribute more meaningfully to our society.
I know an angry mod might delete this comment, and ban me for speaking my mind.... Yes, it has gotten that bad.

you are right.. it has lost it focus and it is now something else

Didnt their parent know that the strike will hold today smh.. let me join the strike jawe