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I know a story is fictional the moment I read one

FvckShiT:
Fůcking too much?

Two hours of love making isn't too much? huh!!

Na wa Ooooh, two hours ke!!

Epic response. Lmao.

See question. when nairalanders turn herbalist abeg

Nonsense

I don't know why, I seriously can't do without my phone.

Creative trash!!

Why the guy no pull all, Na there my interest dey

Dem don turn here to begging begging thread

HQuadreal:
Finalboss am begging you please help me.

Na wa ooo, the guy no fit comment in peace again.

eezeribe:
Can't EFCC be more professional on social media

can FBI or CIA or INTERPOL be this unprofessional

There is nothing EFCC cannot tweet about... From Arsenal to going late to school,even pornorgraphy.

SMH

Abegi!!

Jeez!!!

BiafranBushBoy:
Hope you are good... Lol.
Thanks for reminding me!!
*Dashes off to the bathroom*

Am great

Don't forget to wash every every ....

Run away.......

BiafranBushBoy:
Lol... Not really a bad day!..tho I am tired somehow.
In fact. I no sabi wetin to type again.
Good evening Ma

Lol. I thought as much.

Evening sir

BiafranBushBoy:
Shut your trap!!

With your break-up and get another babe tomorrow style of dating, what do you know about choosing a wife?

Prove your point to me. Don't write something vague all in the name of trying to sound intelligent!!

The fact that op isn't married nor in any serious relationship doesn't mean he is clueless about things that make a happy or lasting marriage. Not saying op list is top-notch but at least, you shouldn't take it all out on him. Probably having a bad day, go take a cold bath abegi

joliyp:
marry the two both of dem

Did you even read the post

Valkaryie:
Men are scum, I've said it

I don't think you can do without those 'scum'

What's the point of posting chats (which can be doctored) without the picture of the man In question.

Is it that you don't know your way to a hospital or you just wanna open a thread?

No big deal, if shitttt catch you, you Go forget Wetin dem dey call shame

Is that thing in his pant dick or peanut

AggressiveFucker:
lol am yet to see that though.....urs is quite crazy too....like u're a doll?

Lol, not Doll, the original Name is Jollyjoy.

I love this guy. Despite having a maga rich dad, he still hustled to make a name for himself. Worth emulating

Instead of going to a hospital to inquire about her fertility status,you rushed to Nairaland for unprofessional advice. awon yeye.

Na click LA bend

Funniest I have seen is Ilovetofuck.

kilode100:
Handsome and educated but extreemly poor? Very bad combination.



Pls give me Ugly and rich biko. What value can handsome and poor add in my life?..


I imagine the nonsense bastard educated and handsome trimming his beards every seconds and stealing my bleaching creams to look more handsome.


Handsome and educated no dey reign again biko.

Lmaoooo.

Bae own would come with a tug of war beneath the sheet after the sumptuous meal. If I was a guy, I would gladly opt for bae's own.