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LadyCaty:
Hmmmmmmmmmm

Caty what where you thinking?




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That Guy did the great thing ever! If am the Husband will still dash the guy some CASH! Naija attach so many importance to unnecessary things since 1912B....




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I was here...





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Ibadan........





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Haywhymido:
are u sick? am sorry to ask u dis question but dat is how it is. Who d f.uck are dese people dat u r naming dey seems to be ur standard, Well dat is for u nt for everyone of us.

Those are your Nation GIANTS ! Plus I don't do bashing so please be guided and you don't have to be insolent on Social Media pls be a man!


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Haywhymido:
who kares how much he av, is he God?. Must we all follow white folks way?

I guess you gona av 10 kids too? Cos u seems to take this personal rather than call a spade a spade .


Or may be you should make enquiries about PMB, PST ADEBOYE and OYEDEPO how many kids they have each!




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Hmmmmm ! One man 10 Children how many does OBAMA have?







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Adesina is so on point...





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Yea OP you are handsome with Tick nd Fat Lips! I wonder what your opening would look like if you are a lady!





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Hmmmmm This woman will one day steal a branch of Bank and still place it in btw her legs!







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CBN Choking Economy since 1903....





But Nigerians self why must we import everything even ordinary Toothpicks ! Making the Economy Miserable and Turning our dear country to dumping ground for those white Bitches












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Hmmmmmmm helpful tho!





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Op pls send me your bank account number you really deserve a chill botle or can of ORIJIN and SHAWAMA!



You just nail it on the head! Screening Is what I detest so much in a lady! Some babes have turn themselves to Gulder Ultimate Search,Mtn Project Fame, Glo Naija Sing,and Maltina Dance all screening agent with the help of their parents




Please find copy of the application form below!




WAHALA DEY!

I asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her father gave me this form to fill. After reading the form, I told my potential father-in-law that I need to use the rest room which he obliged.
Immediately I got to their toilet, I just scaled through it's window and ran out of the
compound....!

DID YOU JUST ASKED WHY?

Read the form and tell me what you would have done if you were in my shoes !
Over to you !

APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER.

FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Is the range of your income within a month between five hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No
6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look back. If all your answers are YES,

Then continue...

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to fix my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ?
________________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
_____________________________________________
______________________________________
6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
________________________________
7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No.
If YES for how long?
_______________.
If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
_____________________________________________
___________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man
to sleep outside his house.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother?
________________________________
Answer the following with Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interview(s)?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor?
_________________________
5. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends.

Sign here: ________________

Confirm your signature:_______________

Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. 

Your application will be
processed within a year and you will be acknowledged "only if you are successful".

As you wait for my response,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!

If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details in case I need to ask you more questions;

Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
____________________
Phone:
______________
Home:
_________
Facebook:
___


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The reason is not here now!






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You guys just need to see crowd in SKYE BANK today I thought it was crusade!






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temitemi1:
The leader of South West politicians, professor of Politics, King of Boys, Friend of Masses, Okan lomo of the whole S/W, My ROLE MODEL

I no u must vomit it again! Is it not you?



Biggest Scarming of the highest other! The poor boy and his mom doesn't no that Fayose ( Temitemi1)'s Role model has spent all the money meant 4 dem and their generations yet to come!



Oshisco



You need another role model! What hap to Patrick?




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Hmmmmmmm Critical one stick with the guy if you want to! But change ur mentality about his current situation, You are not his God and the fact that his broke doesn't mean he will b e broke for life!





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ZeezaRapture:
You and this your 'cheeeeers' after commenting sha.



Z.R

Funny?


Long time bro hope all is good with you? Great week ahead.




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None





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Hmmmmmm!



You can type that again!




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Congrat!




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Where is it?



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RIP to the dead!






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leGeExus:
Mumu of the highest other!Weytin do the cloth??weytin dem dey call grafix t shirt...Trukfit,Abercombie,McHammer,BM designer whats the diff??wetin matter most na d quality of the shirt okay

I don't do bashing but try to proof your point so well next time!


Everyone is not suffering the same insanity like what you just show case now and that's why we can't have or share same ideology ! Be a man and be guided going forward!



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darmys:
it will shock you o.
As razz as you think it is it is. Agbero will patronize very wall.
university boys etc.
i am sure that is his target

Would u buy or you are not among his target market?






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BUHARI this female Viagra must not be sold to Calabar babes upon Approval!






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Very Very true!



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And upon this Surferness Discrimination still await them in Labour market because they went to Polytechnic!





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Hit and what for my reaction! Those kids are white and am black!








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