₦airaland Forum

Ladycloud:
may God help we ladies..

But you should also help yourself!




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Dharniel:
bush gurl, shey nah so dem dey siddon for bike, abeg make she no abuse our mode of transportation...

Not ours! Ghana's!



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Twaci:
A simple ceremony, i like that and the fact that her face is as radiant as the sun should be a slap to her haters' faces. Congratulations dearie!

Dont still get why she had to kiss her granny's mouth though....hug don finish?

CC: lalasticlala

Elegantly elegant Twaci I hail thee.! She kissed the grand mum cos she trained her!




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gassdon:
Even you know the sound, you are a suspect too

Lol!



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temitemi1:
My lovely wife is more than enough for me, I can't never cheat on her even with Bill Gate daughter . Spit on prostitute!!

Okay noted! Waiting for your partner to also debunk this!

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Which of those kids is a nairalander?




Hope not that Bae in Red tube gown?




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Which is Cutehector and Temimi1 ?





Colorful indeed! Rainbow weeding!




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abagoro:
If we are to base on geo-political arrangements then Lagos is Southwest while Kwara is North central. However since we are discussing core ethnic Yoruba and Igbo States, Lagos is off. Even Ondo is suspect as Edo and Ijaw traces are glaring in that State.

Please don't tell me what I already no kindly tell me what I don't no! Plus thanks for the un -requested info!


Cos u av said so many things but not even a reasonable one! Ur dullurd mofos was even making sense than u tho with some Igbotic touch ! Only by their blindly argument we shall no them


Wana hit my bed



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abagoro:
Kwara and Lagos are not core Southwest. Its like adding Rivers and Delta to Southeast. So we have to make do with 5 core States a piece. Ogun today is more industrialised than every Southeast State and Ibadan is 3 times larger than the largest Southeastern city but it just stops at that. The cities in the Southeast are by far more modern than the ones in Southwest. Only Akure is kind of modern but yet with a sizeable chunk of ancient buildings.

Southeast villages are equally more modern and more populated than their Southwest counterparts.

Then I guess Lagos and Kwara are SE then u av got to be comedian!




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AtlanticBreeze:
why were your "viable" SW missing for CBN cashless policy? Even the almighty ibadan. Ogun was just added at the last minute. why is that? Please go and sleep abeg

See how pointless you are! And I guess Lagos was added recently too?

Plus Ibadan is not a state yet! So get your fact's tidy! Cashlite started 1st in SW state which is Lagos in 2012 extended to 5 or 6 more states after a year Abuja Rivers Ogun Anambra and may be Abia or Imo Ur Enugu was added to the same list same time with Oyo and rest of the state so what's ur Fuss


Please list the Investment in Enugu and let me list mine in Ogun state!


So what's the thing u av against Ibadan ? and the fact that Ibadan is more greater than your home town is not your fault but that of ur forefathers cos wen Ibadan's forefathers were busy making their place great amongst other yours were busy back biting,plotting wars. Biafra let's start war they can't do without us Etc. you mite really not have power over the past cos it's gone but I bet you ur hometown greatness in future lies on u that's if u don't continue 2 be a dullard like your forefathers just like the way u av being! Cos as you are channeling ur Lil energy on things u don't have control over that's the same way ur forefathers were wasting time wen they built first University, First Television station and First Skyscrapers in Nigeria all in Ibadan ! If I were you I will rather sue them for this everlasting heart attack



Ibadan State coming soon! So you can hug transformer!


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AtlanticBreeze:
no time for thrash talk. I'm ready for you. Mention the state that is developed in the SW lets compare with states in SE (Thats if you are not foolish enough to mention Lagos). I'm waiting

I now see that your stupidity is @peak! But won't say much cos I don't exchange thrash with ppl in low state of mind!

But just wana answ this to clear ur doubt!

South East only comprises of 5 states which are Anambra,Imo,Enugu,Abia and Ebonyi and mind you Ebonyi was calved out in 1999 if am correct!

South West have 7 states Namely Oyo,Osun,Ondo,Ogun,Ekiti,Lagos and Kwara

The highest in SE is Anambra Whc can never stand to compete with developments only in Ondo state and that's almost the least in SW


Pls let me no which of your scanty 4 states that's as developed like Ondo Ogun and Ekiti not to talk abt Oyo Neither the almighty Lagos where your Brothers are dying and begging to develop for the owners!


But if the so call east is this developed why is it so hard for your half baked brothers to stay and do their businesses except they come down to SW to survive ! Ibos going backward since 16th century yet we are in 21st century



Going to bed nigga! I am typing from comfort zone in my home town but I guess you are Lagos!



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AtlanticBreeze:
is it also a lie that you are typing from the comfort of your home here in beere ibadan?

What's the poo you are saying or are you high on Osogbo weed how dare you compare development in great SW to SE! Or I am not getting ur point?



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Op and these pix were taken thru witchcraft Ooooops sorry Aircraft rite?




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No be this same Pastor Flirtykaren posted his wedding pictures yesterday in her thread?






Pastor don't worry the next set of victims will shit! But business don cast!




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Op I tot u wanted 2 upload this !





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I guess Stabbing seems to be #trending now!



One Ashewo just stab another in previous thread all in the name of election ands now you have that great scar on ur chest just for your Sister Hmmmmmm that your sis better not screw that Animal again or else her own scar would be tagged GRAPHIC PICTURE!


Plus op you 4got to tell us how the fight broke out, Who caused it, Who is at fault and what your sister did when her bf stabbed you!




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Dharniel:
does cutehector patronise them?

Why are sounding like this now! Cutehector and Temitemi1 are their main customers after many rounds of marathon Temitemi1 will start shouting Fayose my Role model Gej my hero




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Wait are you kidding me!




Infact I just died!






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Hmmmmmmmm end time church indeed!



And the dude is just 24 yrs! Hope the marriage too not a magic oooops sorry not a miracle!


And as it is now Nig pastors needs 2 re-strategize b4 this guy sorry this SA pastor push them out of business because I see more miracles coming tru this great man of God! Like flying and floating in the air and all other miracles just like the way out politicians want it!




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Rip





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Aiiirt!




Sai Baba

Sai Buhari




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Lols!



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If given the choice, we’re pretty sure no one would pick to be in a ltytong distance relationship. Some say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but we’re calling bullbad yant on that one: being apart from the person you love is hard. And to make it work – and keep it a healthy, functional and sexual, you have to put in time, commitment and well, get a little creative.

The good news is you’re not alone. Over 14 million couples define themselves as being in long-distance relationships. If you’re a college student, the numbers are even higher: about a third of college relationships are long-distance relationships, and 70% of college students have been in a long-distance relationship at some point.

The other good news is that some studies actually suggest that long-distance couples feel more love for each other than those that are geographically close, and even idealize their partners more. On the other hand, the loneliness factor increases, and satisfaction levels are lower.

Here’s how to make sure you stay connected, regardless of how many miles or oceans separate you.

Keep Your Word

In long distance relationships, building trust is the most important element that will keep you happy as a couple. Because you’re not constantly around each other or even have the option to see one another on a weekly or monthly basis, it’s easy to let your mind wander or worry. However, to keep you both grounded and build the foundation your relationship needs, make concrete plans – even if they’re virtual! – and keep them. You should both be confidentthat you can rely on each other, even from so far away. By having something consistent – a call after work every day, a Skype sesh at nighttime, or just the agreement that you always text ‘I love you’ before bed – you build the legs your love can stand on.

Keep The Sex Alive

There are only so many dirty photos and text messages you can send before you start to feel burnt out and sexually frustrated. Instead of doing the same message, photo, right hand dance, try something else instead: try phone intimacy! Hearing each other’s breath, moans and talking to one another while you’re pleasuring yourself will make it feel about as real as it can when you’re not physically together. And when you’re reunited after a long sprint, get in as much intimacy as you can – and not just that gotta-have-you release – but make an effort for some romance, too.

Keep the Learning Process Going

If you’re in a relationship that’s not only long distance but also long term, you probably think you’ve learned just about everything you can about your girl. Think again: because you live apart, there are huge chunks of her days and of her life that you don’t witness. Without sounding like you’re interrogating her, make an effort to always check-in and ask her questions. Even as simple as ‘Why do you love that brunch place so much that you and your friends go to? What do you order?’ will help you feel connected to her everyday things that you usually miss.

Keep the Future In Mind

Hopefully, your distance isn’t a permanent se t-up. While you may be apart because of school, work or other factors and patience is keywhile you both finish what you need to do for yourselves, it’s important to keep the end goal within view, even if it’s out of reach. If you haven’t already had the discussion of where you both hope to be in a few years, start the process now. By knowing when you might actually live in the same area, it will help get you through the tough timeswhen you just want to see her, hold her and sleep with her already. Military couples will often say that knowing when their partner will return from their tour makes them hopeful because they know what to expect and what to look forward to.

Keep Her Close

Little gestures go a long way, regardless if you do romantic things while living togetheror while you live across the country from one another. Send her flowers, write hand-written cards or letters (yep, not just email) and surprise her with non-traditional romantic things, too, like her favorite coffee or something for the kitchen that she keeps forgetting. Seeing these items around her apartment or her office will remind her of you and keep you in her mind always. Even if you can’t physically be close, you can feel closer to her by making sure you’re a presence in her life.


http://sunloaded.com/relationship-16/hurray-here-are-5-effective-ks-to-make-your-long-distance-relationship-work/


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Cc :Ishilove Rocktation Farano

On your fone!




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Op and you he is a pastor or was a pastor?



I tell you Op Devil is a learner to what some Nigerians can do!






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Gap is gap!


Plus Any could be Older !





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Wao! Hope indeed

God bless you real good dear for making us proud




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Car or keke?


Just asking tho cos it's better 4 ur family to be trekking for now till God will upgrade you than you putting them in Cell on 4 wheel even with 100k




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Where is urs Op?




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Omg !



And I am fvcking guilty of that! May her soul RIP




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Anambra again!



But I guess he is casting out the evil spirit out the poor girl! May thunder fire the manhood





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