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APLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen,
This glorious occasion has been called to an abrupt end because our special guest of honor Easysnipermoney is jet lagged and have given assurance that PROJECT EAGLE is a go tomorrow...

Lemme go and meet my Oga Easysnipermoney at the towers.
Signed,
MC of the occasion

Ladies and Gentlemen,
This glorious occasion has been called to an abrupt end because our special guest of honor Easysnipermoney is jet lagged and have given assurance that PROJECT EAGLE is a go tomorrow...

Lemme go and meet my Oga Easysnipermoney at the towers.
Signed,
MC of the occasion

Femokleen u never ready with your sonorous voice??
Oya do come out...

Oga Mosgoon dey up next..

Jarus:
Lecture 2

*** Hello wan tin, hello wan tin, tin tin tin***

***Hey, bros please change this Mic for me, not working ***

***mic changed***

***Hello, hello, hello...okay this one is working, thank you***

I will advise all local men and women to donate N1k from their reimbursed tfare to buy a new Mic.

***oya, lecture begins***

All protocol duly observed.

I feel honoured to be invited to speak on this auspicious occasion marking the eve of easymoney APL celebration by NNPC Local Men & Women Association, even though I don't like the Uncle y'all add to my name here. You make me feel like Methuselah.

As I did not have time to prepare for this lecture, let me just read out an article I wrote before the 2019 elections on Petroleum Industry Outlook Post 2019 Elections



****sips water****continues



****another interruption: someone walks up to drop a small paper ****

***Announcement: Abeg who park Mercedez Benz 4matic with registration LND419AJ outside, it is blocking one keke maruwa that wants to leave ***

***lecture continues***




Thank you very much for listening. I wish you all an injury free easymoneyAPL week.

Thank you Oga Jarus
We now go for a musical break as we invite the OGHENE Musical group

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed ro mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info.


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

Thank you
Thank you
For the brief breakdown of our history,we celebrate you..

Xfire our keynote speaker will surely be available tonight...

Alpha Tango Delta..
Easysnipermoney have shifted the time for his APL world class press conference till 8pm after BBNaija eviction show....
My source is very reliable..
Signed,
Sauce Secretary.

Preparation are in TOP gear for the WORLD CLASS press conference on APL release tomorrow by @easysnipermoney today...

Red carpet starts by 4pm on the dot

mathology5431:
This is to inform all local men that there be a program tonight called cross over night! ........theme: Cross over Into APL"......
Introductory speech will be given by @bobowaja
Lecture 1 to be given by @mosgoon
Lecture 2 by @UncleJarus
Lecture 3 by @Teaser
Medical Orientation by @Gbriels
Item 7 @ChasteGhuy
TF distribution by the Zonal secretary himself @Mathology
Official announcement of APL by @easysnipermoney
Closing remarks by @Ladyheaven

To all concerned members of Local Men Association.
We will be releasing our official members list soon, it might likely accompany the long awaited APL !!!! Register for membership now!!!!! Pay your fee with our treasurer!!!! You can pay to me too.

Signed
Zonal secretary, Local Man committee for NNPC

Xfire na Guest speaker,whey go give keynote address...
I am the MC

gbenga44:
Happy Birthday ! But please confirm if its your NNPC age or Chronological age.

Just hearing from one “sauce” pan that NNPC will be using MRI scans during medicals for the first time. The MRI scanner was approved by the new GMD

It's my real age oo

Local men and women,please join me and rejoice with me on the occasion of my 26th Birthday today... APL fall on me and everyone else.

Local man have concluded that all sauces are sour and we continue to support any source that comes up...APL January 2020...(let's all mad together)

Local have concluded that all sauces are sour and we continue to support any source that comes up...APL January 2020

bobowaja:
Congrats sir. Coman collect ur APL in sambisa.

Yes oo but I will branch fess at the tower...Central Area Abuja..Forward march to APL victory.. Perfect Birthday Gift.

Gbyms:
I beg to differ. Massive GT 1st and 5 th would likely come same time

But you will agree with me that they always do not pay up everybody in particular dates..
Until someone gives a valid reason for this strange pattern,Local man have sacrificed 3k alert for APL..God has done it...

See you at the towers..

There's more to this payment pattern of not paying up the whole list of a particular date...Anyway local man is dodging 3k alert as I locate the APL...

I don tire for una abeg,everybody just dey bring up source and sauce up and down...In fact my salt tell me say APL na January 2020..make we all continue the madness..

Dapper007:
Exactly, I heard about this

Honorable Minister Timi has started the Lord's Work..
5 Bayelsa People...

6days to go.

APL is Coming

I want to ask if NNPC will publish names of Successful applicants in Newspapers too..A 'sauce' said they will,please how true..

jaiye4love:
Please kindly send me briefs at; i.durojaiye82@gmail.com

Bless bro,help us with this guidelines.