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shineeye1:
Very realistic analysis sir!
The probability of all 7 JUDGES of THE SUPREME COURT erring in a unanimous verdict in law on a particular case is ZERO!

What are you even saying

All 7 of them were either bribed or coerced to make such lame judgement... There past precedents speaks for itself.

In a sane country, they are all supposed to resign for such blunder of a judgement, but Nigeria is not a sane country...

The figures did not add up and you are saying thrash..

Let them explain why the figures do not add up.

Napolitano2012:
Thank God Jarus has finally said something.... And I'm happy to see everybody singing with one voice and going the same direction... When Danwani200 announced it 2 weeks ago and mistakenly attached specific dates, I was amongst the first to try shut him up when I told him to say no more... Coz I made the same mistakes and knew what followed when it eventually didn't materialise. Aside from my own experience on this thread after my information was passed, I watched how The MIB's were so ready to devour Danwani that he kept on begging for Jarus Or Panelyst to come online and say something.. It really hurts that genuine people like some of us could get true infos from people we claimed were staffs of the corporation we seek employment into and we come here and drop the info exactly as we were told and even with the dates we were told and when we wait together and nothing happens on those said dates, majority of the thread who were the same people earnestly seeking for info will pounce on you.. It hurts but I'm glad dat Danwani has been vindicated bcoz even though I got exactly the same message from my source last 2 weeks, I refused saying anything but he was the one who still took the risk to say something.. I was particularly glad when not much people attacked him at the end of last week. The wait is ALMOST over (for GT'S), so I want to use this medium to thank every genuine member of this thread who at one time or another passed a legitimate info as he or she got it during this tedious wait of ours, and was abused and criticized for various reasons known to the abusers, you are the unsung heroes.. Your infos kept the dream alive.. No official info has been passed by NNPC since the interview but it's these infos FROM fellow applicants that kept the thread still hoping and made us know that at least the recruitment was still on.. Even when the rumour of cancellation was at a boiling point last year, we (the abused info givers) were here to make the necessary contacts and calls to quash the rumours and calm the atmosphere in the thread. We will not be forgotten.. Based on the latest info (which regards numbers) , I think many of us will get the apl from this thread.. I just can't wait to meet you all in Abuja where we shall hangout and reveal our monikers over chilled drinks...please do well to share your success story as they come, don't recieve ur own and immediately delete ur Nairaland profile and make us feel as if nobody here made it...... Hurray to underappreciated members of this thread.. hurray to those who never stopped believing... hurray to the honourable AOLMAW, past and present, hiding and active, spiritual and physical, to the elders from the very beginning, to those who have never made one comment but are always online, to those whose journey stopped at the cbt stage but have still hanged around giving us their support, to those who are very busy with work but still manage to spend 24hrs on this thread with those they call jobless, to the historians, to the MIB'S, this thread would have been so boringly peaceful without you, to the contract staffs who stumbled into this thread and planted the seed of cancellation, to everybody who exchanged words with Me and those I returned the words to, to the grupos, to our able mods through whom the fear of banning became the beginning of wisdom, to he who must not be named... to everybody reading this post...i say Hurray.

Always knew that there was something smart and articulate about you... God bless you brother,NNPC would be lucky to have you.

Second Valedictory Speech from Napolitano.

xfire:
Fixed

See the same NNPC whey people dey kill themselves to enter,na OGA @Xfire don use dem like tissue paper,come dump them...

Na this kind person,suppose dey talk say,they have something doing no be people like muha3ed,all things weird and Balher etc

Big man no dey make noise...


Please o,NNPC come and use me with APL oo

balher:
just verified now, Jarus's statement WAS strongly false. nnpc will make press statements in this regard b4 ur source may get info on APL release.

Nothing bingo no go see for public compound...

What sorta fuckery is this for comprehension sake!!

number5:

KING IN THE NORTH

I woke up in the middle of the night, it was a few minuites past midnight. I tried so hard to fall back to sleep but it was impossible, apparently, being on the sea hasn't been as exciting an adventure as i anticipated. Vertigo had brought me down on my arrival to the vessel. I thought and smiled hysterically at how i had bragged to NOSA, my wingman at the towers, of my on-water prowess and how my village was an island and so i was going to have zero problems aboard the FPSO. Nosa was my tight pal, i called him my wingman because we both came into the corporation at thesame time, via the massive GT recruitment some years back. We shared next to everything; our office at the towers, our three bedrooms plus two room ensuit boysquaters self contain in garki and the betking mini plaza we recently acquired in lokogoma. We even blind dated same girl at a point all for the fun of it. He was what you'll call a "buddy". All this random thoughts ran through my mind as i stood up from the bed, opened the hatch and went out. After passing through series of steps, i was finally greeted by fresh air.. How nice it felt to have fresh, non-hydrocarbonized air carass my skin. I basked in the open air for some minuites, then i noticed some men sitting at the open bay playing some sort of board game. As i moved closer, i discovered they were playing chess.omg, i was super excited to have finally met some normal humans aboard this vessels filled with mechanics and engineers. That was a feeling everyone of our contigent on the mission, that were not engineers shared. "The mission?" Yes the mission! At this point i remembered wat i was doing aboard the vessel at this odd time of the year. Turns out that as a backlash of the recent discovery of a large deposit of unexplored hydrocarbon at the Romanche trench by the german government ( via the German Meteor expedition II) last year, wich was later handed over to the Nigerian government, there has been very well calculated pirate attacks on two of Nigerians 3 FPSO vessels. The attackers on each case did not directly harm any of the workers above the two vessels but scores of benthic pipeline engineers had been left fatally injured due to uncalculated attempts to escape the scene of the attacks, in the MEDINA FPSO, while a life was lost on the TITAN FPSO due to the lack of a non eletrical defibrillator in the aftermath of the attack. It was in anticipation of this, that the GMD had ordered a team of operatives made up of security agents, mettulurogical engineers and HSE personels to be sent aboard the mystras FPSO wich was the only vessel that was yet to be attacked by the pirates. There had been rumours in the towers that the attacks on the two new FPSO's were unsuccessful as the pirates didn't get what they were looking for and so they left empty handed, therefore whatever they were looking for was surely aboard the old lady (mystras) and so an attack was imminent. I was among the team of HSE personels drafted to be posted to the vessels for a two weeks reconnaissance mission, wich effectively ended my hopes of spending the christmas in my hometown, with my family. All this thoughts flowed through my mind as i stood with the men watching how they displayed their prowess in a game of chess. I have loved and played chess from my teenage days because of its strategic and calculative nature. The two men playing were unequally matched, one was obviously a GT like me while the other was much experienced both in the corporation and in the game of chess, the GT guy was part of my team as i remembered seeing him on the chopper that conveyed us. The game was interesting as the elderly guy with a mischievous moustache was having a good day with his knight and biso (as he called it) wrecking alot of havock, it was at this excitement i heard him jumped up and scream "dem ekpe" in a language i understand from my childhood, he was excitedly asking we the onlookers to "allow me to die" right before he ran through his opponents queen. I smiled as i had met a 'brother of sorts' in no mans land. After the game, i greeted him in his local dielect "msuur sir" he turned and replied "msuur kpishi" we shook hands and i expressed my desire to play against him, he laughed and asked me what was my insignia, i smiled and said ' a game of time' he laughed again and told me "its a game of KINGS" (i deduced this was his own insignia) and we shook hands and started the game. I have always been a disciple of Max Euwe on the board, so i decided to make him, a more experienced player to play recklessly while i observed and make the upsurge at the slightess opportunity. Halfway into the game, he got wind of a reverse back i was trying to pull on one of his bishops and he laughed and said " orne, you must be a financial analyst, they always play dirty" i smiled as i made my next move and said "no sir, I'm just a safety analyst trying to play safe" he gave me an ironical grin, stared at the board for some minuites then he made a move that ultimately landed me in a checkmate position. I raised my head up and looked at him, he smiled and said " well, i am one, a compensation analyst at that, and you know what son? We don't hold back when there is an opportunity to compensate". Turns out i had been too rookie-ish and reckless in implementing my reverse back, that i had left my queen vulnerable, and one move from his ' biso' ended the game... I looked at the board and calculated some moves in my head but it was all in futility. I gave up and we shook hands. It was at that point that it all downed on me:

"Tiv guy with a shippish grin" "prominent moustache ", "a game of KINGS", "compensation analyst"

I raised my head up abruptly and he had stood up backing me and walking towards the hatch. I stood up and with all the courage, boldness and pride in me i said " KING-ANYAM TERHEMBA A.K.A KING IN THE NORTH" He stopped abruptly and turned sharpely, my eyes and his own met, i was all smiles, like someone who just discovered a pot of gold, it was my eureka moment right there on the FPSO MYSTRAS. he was rather amazed..............to be continued.

Apt as always...

You deserve APL and I pray you get it,bro..

Good Luck to everyone.

We now invite our brother and foundation member of this thread @number 5 to give us a Valedictory speech....
It's coming home!!!
APL is coming Home!!!

[quote author=Nnpccourtcase post=86045850]Tomorrow by 4:00pm I will decamp from those we see as positive minds to those we refer as negative minds, because at the end of the day we realized they are (negative minds) the right ones. [/quote

Will it give your Money or APL...Ogbeni,stop to dey cap jaba

Na the score talk dey fear me sef...Enough Padding/inflating of Scores go happen..

May the Lucky ones get APL..

GRACE

Napolitano2012:
Spot On, exactly how she explained it.. she said for example, they wanted to add 5 new candidates from Kaduna state, and they needed to select from a pool of 20 candidates from Kaduna that scored 80, (since the few that scored 85 & above were already picked in the former list) ,, she said if they wanted to pick the 5 randomly from the 20 since they scored the same, they would have done it by clicking on five names randomly and it would have still come down to pure luck, but they decided to make it a competition by using something that can rank them hence the use of portal logins and that's how they could select 5 without picking it randomly... WATS the corruption there or why is it so hard to believe that they can do that.. if there had picked them randomly Wat would have been the difference? they all scored 80 and each of them was eligible to be picked... they could have used another criteria I know, but thats the one she claimed they used..

Makes perfect sense to me...My question now is what was the criteria for removal of names,originally in the list?
Why didn't HR just Select the best performing 30 candidates per state?? Are they not aware of Federal Character initially?

All of una dey talk una own...
Too much Over-sabi dey here....

The summary of Napolitano's message was,there will surely be,REMOVAL of names and ADDITION of names,how they decide to go about creating that loophole in other to achieve there selfish aim,is entirely up to them...

It's the Federal Civil Service and Federal Character must be even and well represented...

So Napolitano assertion/feedback was correct.

Mind you,he only reported what he was told..

Just go down on your knees and pray for God's Grace concerning this recruitment...

We all have done our bits and for the delay in the release of APL,just sends one clear message to us HOPEFULS...

Our APL Fate is no longer in our hands anymore..

We are left with 2 options...Either PRAY to your Supreme Maker or have faith in your contacts..

Shalom

All of una dey talk una own...
Too much Over-sabi dey here....

The summary of Napolitano's message was,there will surely be,REMOVAL of names and ADDITION of names,how they decide to go about creating that loophole in other to achieve there selfish aim,is entirely up to them...

It's the Federal Civil Service and Federal Character must be even and well represented...

So Napolitano assertion/feedback was correct.

Mind you,he only reported what he was told..

Just go down on your knees and pray for God's Grace concerning this recruitment...

We all have done our bits and for the delay in the release of APL,just sends one clear message to us HOPEFULS...

Our APL Fate is no longer in our hands anymore..

We are left with 2 options...Either PRAY to your Supreme Maker or have faith in your contacts..

Shalom

Last Last if you get APL,your Grace strong wella..The thing na anyhow,nobody merit am be that..

My Grace is sufficient.

I will be fine with Napolitano's info,only if the names removed was the candidates with the lowest Merit score per state in other to balance Federal Character and not removed Randomly..

West and South??

What about the East?

I already know that, whatever that happens, it always gonna favour the North...


Should we call this
TUM BON,TUM BON Theory??

My name go dey intact or I go dey amongst the lucky few based on PORTAL LOGIN THEORY....

Any which ways,am covered..

See some of you at the towers..

balher:
GMD doesn't in anyway disclose APL release date and/or given range for which APL will be Released but "SOON", am 100% sure if APL will be out this week, I will be informed too even b4 some NL here get it. remember when I released scheduled of GMD's son wedding 28 Dec 2019, it was not made public until after several weeks, his son directly told me on his wedding schedule.

on the news on APL to be out this week, I cannot against it as I asked PA he don't know exact time. I tried Groom line but couldn't reached him as he currently spending honeymoon in Spain.

Honeymoon Theory is here now....

You are a Clown.

Iyajelili:
You don't need to tell them. Just imagine them ask you what do you do now? And you're like" I'm a staff of NNPC".

That shock to too much.

Mad ohh
They never experit it..

I need a job, am based in Port Harcourt
I have experience in Restaurant Management.

Merry Christmas FAM!!

Total Young Graduate Program...

We move

Lol,this our thread don dey look depressing oo...

Las las we are all Survivors of Nigeria..

Please let's go back to sorting for Sources ooo

No port Harcourt jobs??

NNPC know most of us dey on there Mercy, dem know say,majority of us no get any thing tangible to do or underpaying jobs...

So many people go still take up,the offer even if APL come in 2024...

As Nigeria dey bad like diz,e dey favour many of these our leaders..

How do you kill the desire/motivation of potential new staffs and stall recruitment for months and expect them to come and give you there best?

Omoh as things stand now,many people wan just get that APL,join the Looting train and I don't blame them..

NNPC release APL make we join the Looting trend..

It's well...

We all have our stories to share and trust me,Nigeria is set up to make her citizens fail..

Like we start our lives at a level of -5,while Americans start at level 0...

Some people have fought and fought to break even but Nigeria always want to find a way to screw us all..

My advice to every folk here,get any manageable job or business to do and save up some money and flee this cursed country to give yourself a fair chance to BECOME SOMEONE IN LIFE...

Port Harcourt things dey always dey different..
PH NEPA wan take the strike thing personal...

No light since Wednesday..

My own if NEPA no bring light this night for my area,e mean say THE STRIKE still dey o...

Na taboo for our NEPA to bring light in the afternoon

But it's okay for women to be flying pet names all over the office settings...

The lady was actually been stupid,that was Bovi's IG page not his office and the level of friendship he has with his Manager might be enough to use words of endearment like "darling"...

Nonsense special assistant to the manager's husband on media matters..

Sterling and Workforce are crazy.. They sent me SMS 5minute after my scheduled time and I logged in..

They said no startable content..

To think I bought 1000 sub for this,E no go better for them.

My test was slated for 4pm to 4:10pm..

I got SMS by 4:15pm

Can I still log in??

PINES:
Check your spam box.

I have checked everything thoroughly..
Even my yahoomail

Chukwu94:
This workforce people need to step up.
I would advise you to send your complaint through a mail or see if you can get their customer care number online

Thanks Bro,I go just forget am,I been don comot my mind self.