₦airaland Forum

mimzy:
If u aint strong at heart , pls take it from me...do not contest..
Keep bench warming puleeeazzzeee

Or else...

loooooooooool..



Sotey one fool been wan share ur nude sef


How did u even survive the heat?

Because the state adopted the name of the capital.


Note that places existed before a name for that state is coined out.

When people say thunder fire you, it actually doesn't mean anything..



Thunder is the sound lightening makes



Lightning is the real deal.

Education, not dynamites....

scentmarlc:
Na your job naaa.....Hector tho sure . We get talk ooo

I hope say the yarn go yield profit?

Thank God the child was sleeping.. thunder will just fire everybody in class if the child was awake and began to cry ceaselessly.

halfricanadian:
lol u so deep on things like this

go away. I don't like u anymore

U got drunk in a club but u don't drink..



Ur case is scientific.

I didn't see it ooo... are u sure u wore pant and came sef?



Shebi it's white in color leme quickly search for anything white

Because reality has set in...

MzPecs:
Expected you to have also read the sarcasm in that post I made. MR

I don't see u as someone who puts sarcasm in her comments. U are too serious for my liking.




I hope u spot the sarcasm in this too

Unique04:
Don't you know child bearing makes a woman pull on weight?
Anyway u are right on one thing, Nigerian women are too lazy to watch their weight. However, weight gain of a partner should not be an excuse for adultery.


#my2cents#

stop lying abeg.. op is biased and u are biased too.. what u should have replied was dat not all women who give birth become fat. There are ladies who are slim before and after giving birth...

MzPecs:
Why?

in such waterlogged places, it is foolish and stupendous to speed off.. u only hav to drive slowly so as not to get your engine knocked!

Appliedmaths:
I'm typing to you with my z10 using airtel 2,gig for 200. For free basics, just open ur opera type Facebook and straight away you'll see the free basics option.

what of nairaland?

Please when asking for money, don't use the word, pay back.. some people can lend you without asking for a refund

obiorathesubtle:
sooner or later, we'll be working together.. Steam the meat man..

like I said, mind your business...

obiorathesubtle:
Mynd44, Rocktation Rule 19

lol donbenedict account was created in 2009


Cutehector was created in 2014.

obiorathesubtle:
okay..


We shall see..

is that a threat?

obiorathesubtle:
You still don't want to behave yourself?

I think u should begin to mind ur business boy.

smh at the comment above me

Dezolo:
oooohm.. Benedict leave me oo..

I want to woo u and I think u will say yes

Dezolo:
abi you want me to give you money?

lol do u have money?

A small rat slapped ur sister and smashed her fone and u are coming to nairaland to see advice first..





And u are saying u respect his parents? Same parents dat raised a stuppid brat who doesn't have any sense of respect?


I don't think I should advice you on what to do..


If I were you, on sighting dat thwart, I will be giving him twenty one resounding slaps before he even utters a word. Den he will tell me why he had the effontery to touch my kid sis..

Dezolo:
k, I've heard.. Bye..

just like that?

You don't have any case!


You failed to urge the university to initiate a contract on that. That is, after the nuc accreditation, they will absorb u as graduate assistant..

Dezolo:
leave me alone.. Wicked boy that refused to vote for my cousin.

lwkmd.. I told ur cousin to plead with the mod who one of her fans reported me to unban me, she didn't do dhat, now how will I be able to vote? She caused it..

Please oo.. I use a bb10 fone..


Now I have few questions


Can I use airtel android data plan on blackberry?

If yes, what do I do? Will I have to change the ip settings?




Second


What is the free basics thing and how can I get to use it?

Hr: are u a nairalander?



Cutehector: pardon?


Hr: never mind

Ah mean, it's really not compulsory for a guy to have a girlfrnd

Dezolo:
K, wait... Others are coming..

mimzy's cousin, hi