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smellingmenses:
where's smellymouth, rhukky01, MoNickk, osesology, donbrowser, dannyben5, ethical, 6digitscomrade, ooozo8080, franks123, easymanofdpeopl, berryice, bisotec, BOWOTO, Quintee, Maxi112....n co?

My moniker is not disgusting na irunoboo nko

Modified!
2 weeks ago or thereabout, we read about how Nigeria dropped to 2nd oil producer in Africa. Since then we've had series of attacks and how is it possible to produce more even when the attacks increased.
Big fat lie!

Hebunn:
Graduated from EKSU, though in the days when it was still UNAD, and darkness was a normal thing.

This one is now totally unbearable for over a year, no light.
Anyways they've been able to restore light to the school gate area. Only Satellite, Phase II and Osekita left.

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BOKO52:
Only in Nigeria you will see a president been
chickened by a group in NIger Delta and he
cancelled his trip to Ogoni land and Senegal for
the fear of Unknown.
Try that in America and you will see SWAT
team,CIA,FBI etc.only in movie though!

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Not related to topic!

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hotspec:
It's so hard for us to believe dt GEJ was corrupt as usually painted by LYING Moh'd. After all d accusations, he was still welcomed @ Aso rock for a SECRET meeting? APC, Lying Moh'd and propaganda be like bread and butter...

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Too childish

Robert Mugabe Quotes On Relationships And Lifestyle:
1. Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day or sing Sweet Mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.
2. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.
3. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopy.
4. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father
5. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.
6. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining, because you are not an umbrella.
7. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don’t need to call those things “your breasts”. It’s called COW BELL, OUR MILK! Repeat after me, OUR MILK!
8. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
9. All I hear always is, ‘No sex before marriage?’ If that was God’s plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.
10. Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sucking men’s d*ck is what baffles me. Where did they learn it from?
11. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.
12. Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex.
13. Some of the girls of today can’t even jog for five minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for two hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one-week crusade.
14. I stopped trusting ladies when my class three girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.
15. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a “broke” man who’s extremely good in bed.
16. Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for one hour in bed.
17. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever, because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.
18. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts that will suffer the most.
19. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.
20. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to schoolgirls, just buy your wife a school uniform.
21. It is every man’s dream to remove a woman’s pant one day but NOT when it’s on a drying line.
22. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newlywed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!”
21. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
22. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re “private”.
23. My dear ladies, please don’t buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.
24. It’s better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill.
25. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum & you realise witchcraft is real
Read Also: Robert Mugabe: ‘I Can Knock You Down With My Fist To Prove I’m Still Here’
Robert Mugabe QuotesOn Gay marriage:
26. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.
27. Even Satan wasn’t gay; he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.
28. Archbishop Tutu said it is nice to be gay, yet he has a wife, he should have begun by getting himself a man for a woman… When you are a bishop and cannot interpret the Bible, you should resign and give it to those who can. We will not compromise our tradition and tolerate homosexuality. We need continuity in our race, and that comes from the woman, and no to homosexuality. John and John, no; Maria and Maria, no…I keep pigs and the male pig knows the female one.”
29. If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.
Read Also: Be The Judge: Is Mugabe Snoozing, Musing Or Nodding In This Video?
Robert Mugabe Quotes About Himself:
30. I am still the Hitler of the time. This Hitler has only one objective: justice for his people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources. If that is Hitler, then let me be Hitler tenfold. Ten times, that is what we stand for.” – March 2003
31. I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.
32. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate.
Robert Mugabe Quotes On Alcohol Indulgence
33. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.
34. Don’t drink at all, don’t smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit
Robert Mugabe Quote On Gender Equality
35. It’s not possible that women can be at par with men
Robert Mugabe Quotes On colonialism and Prolonged leadership
36. “Was it not enough punishment and suffering in history that we were uprooted and made helpless slaves not only in new colonial outposts but also domestically” – Undated.
37. When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup gets suspicious.
38. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.
39. Mr Bush, Mr Blair and now Mr Brown’s sense of human rights precludes our people’s right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neocolonialists.
40. Journalist: Sir, don’t you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President?
Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders?
45. Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?
Robert: Where are they going?
46. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.
47. He who swallows a complete coconut has absolute trust in his anus.
48. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.
49. The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.
50. We don’t mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.
51. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend.
52. Only God who appointed me will remove me.
53. The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans
54. We have fought for our land, we have fought for our sovereignty, small as we are we have won our independence and we are prepared to shed our blood…. So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe
55. If the choice were made, one for us to lose our sovereignty and become a member of the Commonwealth or remain with our sovereignty and lose the membership of the Commonwealth, I would say let the Commonwealth go.
On corruption in Nigeria
56. “Are we now like Nigeria where you have to reach your pocket to get anything done? You get into a plane in Nigeria and you sit there and the crew keeps dilly-dalling without taking off as they wait for you to pay them to fly the plane”

Olukokosir:
Nd dz pple even gt twitter account nd dem no fit arrest dem..


Sumao for dz country

These guys are educated or u think NA doesnt have IT department capable enough to track them? But they are way too prepared for all these and Buhari is not seeing that.

I have been on the sidelines watching this go by. Many people come here to rant and say nonsense that one Buratai is somewhere that doesn't take nonsese yet we keep losing everyday.
If you still think these guys are not to be taken seriously then you need medical check up.
The manner through which they carry out their operations is a very tactful one, imagine some people blowing up underwater pipes and posting on social media anonymously.
Even with heavy security presence, they still were able to carry out their operations, these people are not joking and i believe it's hi time Buhari gives them the Yar'adua approach because it is easier to destroy than to build and these guys have almost nothing to lose.

If at all the NA will win the battle, i see FG being on the losing side here, this is not bokoharam or Ipob. This is Niger-Delta; the most equipped region in Nigeria.

oluwafemtos:
I know he can't do such to obasanjo... Buhari is too gentle that's y and it's Jonathan administration that gave citizens freedom of speech. That's y, mumu governor

i will post the link for you where he tackled Obj, you no know Fayose.

madridguy:
Fayose for crying out loud you are not the only governor in SW. Well, if you have the ball make attempt to travel out whether Ekiti civil servant won't turn to DSS and drag you on the floor. Oniranu gomina

Oga forget dat thing not even Obj could dare Fayose, that guy is simply untouchable.

Vex

alexistaiwo:
hmmmmmmmm.
As a kid, I remember an incident when there was no electricity supply and I had to tune in to one so called radio station I can't remember the name to listen to it

[size=21pt]Superstory on Radio??

Tiri gbosa 4 u[/size]

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louqas:
Because the "menace of fulani herdsmen" Is just a media hype by you all. All the fake pictures of herdsmen carrying Ak47 have been proven to be not from anywhere in Nigeria. Yes killings by fulani herdsmen has been happening for long (still happening ) and the president has done everything humanly possible to stop it but you all won't be satisfied even if he comes out to specifically condemn it . Malaria,armed robbery,kidnpping for rituals kill far more people than the so called fulani herdsmen. So far I haven't heard any leader from Niger delta condemn the activities of NDA as if they are complicit should we all now be shouting that ijaw leaders including the former president are supporting NDA Just because they have not come out to condemn their activities in strong terms.

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Factory reset

God Bless Nigeria
God Help Buhari
God Change the House's minds
God Bless Us all



FTC baby

favourboy1:
hy buddies, followers and fans have decide to cut my rollover chanllenge short when i get to £5000 at my chanllenge today i will restart again, with £8 to £2000 chanllenge just for 60 days starting by next month for you guy to follow up and win......thanks.

The £8 to £2000 chanllenge will start on june and end on july.

Ok sir...

Hmmmm

Ibime:
So you expect Buhari to diversify economy in 1 year that has not been diversified in 56 years?

Your deliverance is on its way.

Read my comment well, i didnt expect him to but if he want to diversify at all, he would definetly be showing the attributes or how do u explain allocating more money for Ministry of Information than Agriculture.
My deliverance is on the way? I am not in mood dis morning.

emmayayodeji:
so what do u play over and under

Yes and at times i just run away

priceaction:
Why are people complaining again. At least let the market forces do it's thing.. They narrow the exchange rates, you people complain. They relax it you people complain. Bring better solution, you don't have. The truth is that economy has sunk right from many years ago. It just shows physically now. If you are partisan thinking it is PDP or APC, you get it wrong. Because mwhen they want to steal, they do collabo to do it irrespective of the party..They don't care about us. Their family will hardly feel it even if the dollar trade is 500naira. Even if it is Gej on the throne , it won't be better.
You better brace up for though time.

You and I know this won't go down well. It surely won't if you under the reason why $1 was ₦400 few months ago.

segalex:
I support PMB most times but I honestly think he needs to gather Nigerians who are versed in economic matters and constitute a real economy team which will give this administration the necessary directives on how to run the economy.
The issue of making Osinbajo who is a lawyer the leader of your economy team doesn't make sense, if there's one area that this administration is seriously struggling, I think it's the area of economy and this needs to be corrected before it gets out of hand

You are very right my brother, this administration is just the opposite of Jonathan's
Jonathan had the tools but didnt use them well and this one didn't even select the right tools.

Back to the topic; this is not in any way different from devaluing the currency, many other things can be done to save the economy than this crap.
This Kemi and Cbn governor are just too dumb for me,

Government should stop picking ministers, throw it open and let better people apply. If you can't perform in 6 months OUT!

emmayayodeji:
I dont understand u sir

I dont do 1X2 and handicaps in dos leagues

Ibime:
Inflation is caused by a shortage of dollars due to the fall in oil price. Less dollars to sell means Naira depreciates and inflation goes up.

Wail all you want. Even Barrack Obama as your Presido cannot save you from the inflationary effect of the oil slump. More suffering is on it's way.

Stop using low oil prices as an excuse for Nigerians to go through hardship, Buhari saw this coming and promised to diversify the economy yet he allocated more money for Information minister than Agriculture.

The prices of oil is low and how has that reduced the money being pumped into the pockets of legisila-CHOP, Execu-THIEVES and Judi-SHARE ITS.

These people should also be considerate enough to reduce all allowances and salary to what a University lecturer is earning then we can move forward.


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koboko69:
As long as crudeoil remains low per barrel....this is not unexpected.

O ri yin ti yi sir

pleased:
hmmmmm, it is a well come development, if it going to be implement also reduce d ghost workers if bio-mentory will also be intoduced.

Too many blunders sef.
@ifenes since u are not a nigerian and u also dont live here just keep shut next time ok?
This is about our government and we must put them on their toes.

emmayayodeji:
Bet won for those that played DC.

Finland
Egypt
Germany lower
1 X 2 and Handicap mba!

favourboy1:
create a trend and i will do that.

I have a forum, check the previous page

favourboy1:
thanks brovf

*scratches head* Still waiting for your proof cos I delivered your message like u sent me

Captainmickey:
plѕ can ι ѕтιll regιѕтer ғor coυrѕeѕ? ι'м a proѕpecтιve ѕтυdenт aвoυт тo вυy an adмιѕѕιon ғorм. pleaѕe нelp.

You can't register courses yet. To apply visit nou.edu.ng
You will have to go through some screenings after your admission that should be around August.

Sometimes it just baffle me to see people throw money away on betting.

Try these for 1 week and stop betting if you still dont make it:

1. Lowest bankroll (Capital) should be 10k; reason for this is that you wont be making anything reasonable if you are betting ₦100.

2. Use 10% of your bankroll to place bets; This is equally important, never be too covetious to stake you father's house on a "sure odd". You are only planning to return to Villarael.

3. Have a target; your target may be daily, weekly or monthly. The 1st two should do. If your bank roll for the start of the week is ₦10,000 a reasonable target should be 7 or 8/10 of your win rate.

4. Develop a system; Here i won't say much but what works for Jude may not work for James, football is not the only game on earth, races win better and faster at times. Rugby draws are very rare and offer 1.08 odds for 1st half no draw. You can sit down to develop a system that will give you a strike rate of at least 70%.

5. Be Odd-iplined; what i mean here is that you should simply be disciplined when selecting odds, if you are not so good at punting like me, simply target odds of 1.70 - 2.00 odds daily.

6. Dont chase your loses; There are times when you lose your games, please dont try to revenge. The bookies can send you back to Villarael, if you know what i mean. Next time just relax and reset.

7. Regular review; you need to consistently check the reason why you lost and why you win, blacklist some teams and leagues. Check your account balance and see if there is need to increase your stake per game or not.

8. Pray for luck

martins022:
pls...I need to drop one of my course for exam...pls how can i

Wait for the exams to be over before you go to ur SC's ICT to do dat

dazzlinglyme:
can one apply for nursing sciences without having any nursing background?

Not accredited in Noun

helenmi:
Hello sirs/mas, I wanna do PGD Education in NOUN. Please how do I go about it?. And is it expensive? Also, is it recognised in NOUN?


THANKS.

Expensive? Depends on your pocket

Recognised? Yes and Yes

How to? Visit the site www.nou.edu.ng and click on how to apply.