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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Pastor Bakare Left Deeper Life Church: Television! by donbrowser(m): 2:26pm On Nov 04, 2014
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Literature › Re: Story: Lord Of Buglars by donbrowser(op):
Life in Lushy has become a terrible one for 3 people left with 65 rooms and top of that; ROBBERY.
The week was a different one, there was more security consciousness amongs the remaining three. Da Big and Isa made sure they lock the gate as early as 7:30pm after confirming Lekan is back from "where he usually go to". Lekan has been noticed by some occupants to always return around 6:30 - 7:00pm daily. Many says he attends classes but return late, other says he's working somewhere.
A bang was heard on the gate at exactly 9:13pm, who dares to open up?
"Isa he be like say your babe dey knock gate?" Da Big said shaking like a wet dog, he made the call under his pillow.
"My babe don go house go check the gate, he fit be your babe" Isa replied from his toilet where he hid himself.
"Cold dey catch me, he be like say i get malaria sef, abeg leave gate like that. Na God go help us this night.
They both dropped calls and Da Big began to speak in tongues.
After series of banging on the gate, Lekan went to the gate only to discover its "Lima" but the gate was padlocked, he went to Da Big's room got the key and opened the gate, now the other two are out of their "shells" but stood far away from the gates. Immediately Lekan opened the gate, what he saw amazed him...
Literature › Re: Story: Lord Of Buglars by donbrowser(op): 12:02pm On Nov 04, 2014
Tanks Ya'll i'm in a very gud mood, i'll update soonest.
Literature › Re: Story: Lord Of Buglars by donbrowser(op): 2:55am On Nov 04, 2014
"Good Evening Guys" Lekan greeted as he passed the two fellow occupants of the Lushy hostel, the guys responded warmly and continued with their Ludo game.
"Isa, why is it that this guy doesnt relate with anyone in the hostel? He is just too gentle, he locks himself up everytime."
Isa nodded in agreement and said "I think the guy is classing himself as in i feel he's proud."
Da Big shook his head to disagree "No oh, infact i don chop for the guy room before. He is really nice but he doesn't talk much, when you ask him a question, he answers very sharp." Da Big concluded
Isa smelt something. "Da Big, the soup dey burn" both rushed to Isa's kitchen to see the soup's condition.
Isa resides at Room 54 while Da Big resides at room at Room 28, a different wing from Eze, Lekan and Isa's wing.

At exactly 2:05am Lekan heard a knock on his window. Still partly asleep, he managed to answer "who's there?" the person put on his torch and made it reflect in Lekan's eye, he helped himself by tearing the window net "Give me your phone or i shoot you"
It sounded like a bombshell to Lekan, it was now clear a thief is at his window. At first he stood like a confused man before he finally recovered. "Shoot me if you can he responded"
The thief became angry and warned him again. Lekan obeyed his commands, moved towards the bed, took his phone. He also went to the edge of his bed to take something he hid behind him.
He stretched the phone to the thief and the latter stretched his hand to receive it but the blow from Lekan's cutlass gave him a deep cut. He made a loud noise, withdrew his hand and fled.
The next morning the other guys were discussing about last night's robbery, when Lekan was asked if the thief visited him, his response was "i slept like a baby".
Literature › Re: Story: Lord Of Buglars by donbrowser(op): 3:49pm On Nov 03, 2014
It's the end of the 2nd semester and students were preparing to go home. The Lushy Hostel is a very famous off-campus hostel in the school with 65 self-contained rooms and 100+ occupants.
55 of the rooms form the letter "U" while the last 10 find themselves in the middle. Each end of the "U" and the middle rooms are called wings. The hostel is usually ruled by a "chairman".
The session was closed in style as the Room 57 occupant threw a party that kept everyone awake till dawn.
Eze resides in Room 57 and is tagged the richest student in the hostel but the reason why he decided to stay in Lushy amidst other bigger hostels still wondered many.
The party came and left, many still did not know what he celebrated. All they knew was "the session ended well".
People left in masses to enjoy the session break and in no time the home of lousy people became a "graveyard".
From 100+ to 30+ to 10+ and finally 3 people refused to go home.
Literature › Re: Story: Lord Of Buglars by donbrowser(op): 2:45pm On Nov 03, 2014
Intro...
"James my T.V don disappear oh chai". Eze called out in shock. James rushes out to confirm "Chai na true oh despite locking your door with three padlocks? na wa oh, abeg go inform `Lima' dat Cadet guy"
James went to fetch Lima and .... sit back and enjoy grin
Literature › Story: Lord Of Buglars by donbrowser(op): 2:38pm On Nov 03, 2014
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Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by donbrowser(m): 9:35am On Nov 03, 2014
adeswagsdmj:
if any match in the tieoff ends in a no point for both,then both should be disqualified they aren't good enough for pfp
Na na na na.... U won ur games nt because u're gud but because luck was on ur side. If u fail to reach the final then i'm not wrong cos u said u're gud for pfp.
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 4:25pm On Nov 02, 2014
Slowpois0n:
I already did tma of one of the two courses. is it possible/allowed to drop a course when its tma have been submitted?
Yes sire
Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by donbrowser(m): 12:26pm On Nov 02, 2014
akraym:
we need 32 participants. If the numbers of those who are qualified are not up to 32. Then we pick the best loser.

I hope we not gonna another donbrowser episode here again
grin
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 6:33am On Nov 02, 2014
Kazrem:
As in?
Matric is twice.
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 4:57am On Nov 02, 2014
Kazrem:
NOUN offers admission everyday, does matriculation once, conducts exam twice. Visit nou.edu.ng for more info.
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 7:14pm On Nov 01, 2014
kingjay18:
Gud day rumies..i av dis question..do noun undergraduate go 4 nysc?? (2) after registration wen is d clearance day??...tnks to ur reply in advance
1st question, so i heard but i'm yet to see one despite the nysc giving noun, part-time and other sandwich programmes graduates the oppurtunity to.
2. Once you register head to the study center and u will be clear.
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 7:10pm On Nov 01, 2014
Slowpois0n:
hello. i missed my first two papers. what can be done about it?
Go to ur study center after all exams and drop 'em. Dat's all
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 7:07pm On Nov 01, 2014
Chili89:
Scored 86 out of 120 questions and got 28.5 in my TMA, pls wat's my grade? huh
78.6 = A

86/120=0.716
0.716 X 70=50.16
50.16+28.5=78.6
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 7:03pm On Nov 01, 2014
Franklyn4:
I don't know whether to classify this as system erro or real score. many of us in enugu study centre submitted our exam and most scored below 50 out of 150 questions or 120 questions. I don't know if it has been calculated or if this is the actual score. if u have a clue from a reliable source, pls inform me. thanks.
(Exam Score / Total Questions) X 70

If you score 50/120, your real score is 29
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by donbrowser(m): 6:33pm On Oct 31, 2014
alexsamjnr:
Wetin dey happen......anytime I post here it ends in red
The kind bad belle and bad luck wey dey dis thread na e-le-le
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 4:23pm On Oct 31, 2014
mychelyte:
Abeg anybody
Never too late! but wait till January.
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by donbrowser(m): 4:19pm On Oct 31, 2014
4 Exams in 3 days... chai!
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by donbrowser(m): 4:12pm On Oct 31, 2014
fentoluwa2:
thanks for the prompt response
The truth is Merrybet responds faster here than their CC
Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by donbrowser(m): 6:31am On Oct 31, 2014
quantumphysics:
chimajii i hv 2 questions for u
1. if a player retires, will it be counted (under/over x games)

2. on live score some times i see multiple score quotes, which one is real?
No 1, d game will be void(ed) i.e. your money returned. 2, you may see 1-1 (30-0), it simply means both players have won a set each and the current set is in favour of the 1st player with 30points ahead. Chimajii, i guess i'm ryt?
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by donbrowser(m): 7:47pm On Oct 26, 2014
siegfried99:
@ donbrowser, thanks for that corner expo grin
grin
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by donbrowser(m): 12:39pm On Oct 26, 2014
just2odd:
Tokushima Vortis - Nagoya Grampus -- over1..5


Kashima-- urawa

Over 2.5


Total 2+




That's all from J-league


#play$win
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HEAVY DUTY LORRY LOADED WITH RED APPLES
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by donbrowser(m): 12:18pm On Oct 26, 2014
Yungmilio2:
yeeeee!
mogbe ooo
Chai
Eleda Mi o
Ori iya Mi o
l
its like nah to go find juju use blocked Clodd007 from Online Life
from now till Tuesday 11:55pm
Lol choose dat ur corners
#man u
#bayern
#wolfsburg
dats 5.52
~ 6points + 1point
=7points.
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by donbrowser(m): 11:23am On Oct 26, 2014
Yungmilio2:
grin ;DDon browser
Abeg pass me dat ur goodluck charm
My two slot
One game just dey cast am
I
Its like my last slot nah hf\ft I go play o
Odd of Thirty
Hahahaha and u think say i go give u?
U dey my list of pple wey i don use juju hang their names for early eviction.
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by donbrowser(m): 8:23am On Oct 26, 2014
kelvic1:
lol cheesy
For your mind, you be apprentice? grin

Well, you are right. PFP is all about luck. I wish time permitted me to partake in the competition.....
I noticed u were in grt form then. I gathered 4 points ahead with 1 slot i know u will go around searching for 4+ instead of ur usual 2, that actually got u off balance and pushed u to post that LOOONG Bb combo.
grin
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by donbrowser(m):
Lukesmith:
enough reason to post 12+ odd in a competition?.don't forget that in every 12 there must be a Judas.. Knowing that this is just a game of luck... More combos increases your chances of loosing... I repeat.. Slow and steady wins the race....
Oga na for only pfp Oguntimmy post over 0.5, he cast

Na for dis same pfp i win 4 points still no qualify

For Quarter-Final Rhemite vs Longfellow

4-5 na the result meanwhile me and my opponent na just 4-3. Imagine!

Na inside this same pfp Longfellow BB winning streak crash. Even Monsuru no pass grp stage. Na my oga Holuphisayor help me from grass to grace.

Seriously "Slow and Steady" doesn't win it in pfp. What you need is LUCK LUCK LUCK cos d day Juwoon qualified for Final, i called Longfellow and the man was sober on phone "i no know if na badluck follow me today".
Kelvic was tipped by many here to win and when he met me in the semis, the boss was defeated by the apprentice. U NEED ALABI'S WITCH.DOCTOR
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by donbrowser(m): 5:15am On Oct 26, 2014
Buddyy:
its "buddyy" to avoid mistakes, goodwork man!
See dis yeye boy neva happy oh cos na so i start with 4 points last yr still no qualify.
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by donbrowser(m): 5:12am On Oct 26, 2014
neroflo:
Lol True talk bro cheesy
U sure say u understand?
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by donbrowser(m): 5:02am On Oct 26, 2014
LONGFELLOW02:
No strategy man. Do you remember where you come 4rm to become winner in last season competition
Just kidding man, God already knows the winner.
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 8:31pm On Oct 25, 2014
kingjay18:
Pls I need an urgent answer to dis questn,,,,,,wen I was uploadin ma o'level result I find out dat I was only given 7 space and I did 8 subjects,,,,,pls is dis normal or wat can I do??
Slot in the very important ones, u can leave out "yoruba"
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by donbrowser(m): 8:27pm On Oct 25, 2014
SKYBOND1ST:
av bin giving I've been given admission since january dis year i did nt do my registration due to an accident. my question is can i still use dat admission 4 next session/2015
Ur admission remains valid for 10yrs.

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