RocksQueen:


After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's bedside table. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he asks nervously.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad? Your brother? Your cousin?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, and no. You're so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who the hell is he, then?" he demands.
She whispers in his ear, "That's me, before the surgery"

A Mother-in-law was quarreling with her Daughter-in-law and as usual it came down to who the guy(son and husband) would listen to.
Mother-in-Law: "I carried him for 9 months, so you'd better........ "
Daughter-In-Law retorts:,"SO WHAT?He was ONLY 3.5KG then wasn't he?"..
For your information, I CARRY HIM EVERY NIGHT AND HE IS 89 KGS NOW! So whats the Big deal

A married man died before having s.ex with his wife.
The wife then cut his di.ck and fixed it on the wall.
Each night she went to the wall to satisfy herself.
One day her neighbor found out! Then he made a hole in d wall, removed d man's di.ck and put his di.ck through the hole waiting for the lady.
Suddenly the lady came with a knife, cut the di.ck and said "darling we are moving to a new house"

mikuz: This joke is as old as Booqee's bra

mikuz: This joke is as old as Booqee's bra