swtchicgurl: what's happening here? is it my fault that i'm beautiful?

Lord Have Mercy!!
beautiful indeed!

dani1luv:
Lord Have Mercy!!
beautiful indeed!

am i not beautiful?

where's mcnepow?

swtchicgurl:

am i not beautiful?

where's mcnepow?

He's seeing his period!!
in the toilet I guess!

^^^ *faints*

swtchicgurl: ^^^ *faints*

thank God she's unconscious. .

*opens her laps*

swtchicgurl: ^^^ *faints*

pours hot water on her

bunmioguns:


Nt too far jare. . . Jst abt 50km. . .


Am nt yawning again jare, instead of me doing dt, I prefer kissing you. . Oya, bring ur maut, lemme kiss you

**ignoring!!!**My friend respect yasef!'If u don't recall any threat from ur childhood den shooooo..run along....

RocksQueen:


After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's bedside table. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he asks nervously.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad? Your brother? Your cousin?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, and no. You're so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who the hell is he, then?" he demands.
She whispers in his ear, "That's me, before the surgery"

A Mother-in-law was quarreling with her Daughter-in-law and as usual it came down to who the guy(son and husband) would listen to.
Mother-in-Law: "I carried him for 9 months, so you'd better........ "
Daughter-In-Law retorts:,"SO WHAT?He was ONLY 3.5KG then wasn't he?"..
For your information, I CARRY HIM EVERY NIGHT AND HE IS 89 KGS NOW! So whats the Big deal

A married man died before having s.ex with his wife.
The wife then cut his di.ck and fixed it on the wall.
Each night she went to the wall to satisfy herself.
One day her neighbor found out! Then he made a hole in d wall, removed d man's di.ck and put his di.ck through the hole waiting for the lady.
Suddenly the lady came with a knife, cut the di.ck and said "darling we are moving to a new house"

oh my God. Bad market

RocksQueen:

**ignoring!!!**My friend respect yasef!'If u don't recall any threat from ur childhood den shooooo..run along....

lol. . . U funny dye. . .better person like me wan kiss you, u dey take ur maut commot. . .when some girls dey even pray say make I jst touch them .mtcheeeeew

swtchicgurl:

am i not beautiful?

where's mcnepow?

M rite beside u

swtchicgurl:

am i not beautiful?

where's mcnepow?

M rite beside u

dani1luv:
thank God she's unconscious. .

*opens her laps*

U dey disgrace n embarass me!

if i slap u, u no go post diz kyn yoke again

dani1luv:
thank God she's unconscious. .

*opens her laps*

so what happened next?

sutoboy:

so what happened next?

Supoboy Ode. . .who called you. . .you jst dey do everything to be recognised. . . .mtcheeeeew

ehn wetin kan happen?


i get attention or i no get wetin bi ur own?

Dork1

@rocksqueen...u do rock...real gud