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Celebrities / Re: I’m Proud Of My Pregnancy, Uche Ogbodo Claps Back At Critics by Donchieli: 9:41pm On Apr 20, 2021
Bros shey na dilddo no be sin

Wer you borrow this brain from

Abeg return am

Kolewerk

SQLmastar:
A certified dickkmastr. Proficient in Mouthology And Pvssy humping!
Can't you control yourself until marriage? Of if your pvssy scratches you regularly, get a dilddo asap!
Premarital coitus is a SIN!

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Celebrities / Re: I’m Proud Of My Pregnancy, Uche Ogbodo Claps Back At Critics by Donchieli: 9:40pm On Apr 20, 2021
Backwardness done make Nigerians no de see front again

E de very difficult to please typical 9ja person
Politics / Re: Jaafar Jaafar Flees Home Over Death Threats by Donchieli: 6:35am On Apr 20, 2021
Nigeria Tales by moonlight don stat this early mor mor
Crime / Re: Lagos One Way Saga: Police Arrest Man For Reckless Driving, Assaulting Officers by Donchieli: 6:50pm On Apr 18, 2021
This were was shouting you damaged my car

I saw the earlier thread and from the video I didn't notice any damage

Now again from another angle the front view no damage

So how damage take come

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Crime / Re: Police Arrests Mother, Daughter For Stabbing Nursing Mum In Delta by Donchieli: 7:59am On Apr 18, 2021
You people are not evening seeing the twist here


Yes they called the man impotent

And the woman na nursing mother
Meaning say the pikin no b d man own

Indirectly them de call the woman ashawo
Education / Re: 6 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Prof Nnenna Oti, FUTO's First Female VC by Donchieli: 5:08am On Apr 17, 2021
No b by fantastic profile

Can she perform


Na so 9ja use profile

Sign Buhari

See am today

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Crime / Re: My Dad Is Not Among The Escapees Of Owerri Custodial Centre - Man Cries Out by Donchieli: 3:22pm On Apr 16, 2021
Na we we bros

madukaanaya:
crap bullshit slowpoke
Crime / Re: My Dad Is Not Among The Escapees Of Owerri Custodial Centre - Man Cries Out by Donchieli: 3:21pm On Apr 16, 2021
And yet an updated profile of escaped inmate was released with his name on it

Wonder why

EkenmaPeter:

Oga say what you know.
They have call center there, any prisoner can call any of their family members.

We contacted our lawyer and he told him what to do.

Asking me if he is actually there is a dumb question. He was excorted back with some prominent people and his lawyer was aware.
NYSC / Re: NYSC To Consider Deploying Corps Members To Ghana, Other West African States by Donchieli: 2:04pm On Apr 16, 2021
Na with the teayi five wer dem de pay

De wan send person go accra


OH as covid vaccine no work to reduce population

They wan send Nigerians go where xenophobia de
Crime / Re: My Dad Is Not Among The Escapees Of Owerri Custodial Centre - Man Cries Out by Donchieli: 9:08pm On Apr 13, 2021
Did this guy just say controller General where did your dad meet controller general because he was never at Owerri first of all

secondly the Vice president and his entourage were there present the next day of the attack and from all indications your father didn't return on the same day of the attack so if he didn't return dat day or the next when?

Thirdly you said he called.

How did he put the call across?

To give you all those plenty information

Have you gone to check if he is actually there


Because what they released is the updated list after doing head count and identification of inmates on ground

sorry bro

Your dad is not in Owerri prison

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Politics / Re: Ondo Govt Petition Police Over Agoola's Refusal To Return Government Properties by Donchieli: 2:33pm On Apr 13, 2021
Naija na season wonder
Health / Re: Soldier Commits Suicide In Borno (photo) by Donchieli: 8:36am On Apr 13, 2021
Abegi this one na old story


Something wer hapun months ago
Politics / Re: Soldiers Deployed To Stop Benue-Ebonyi Boundary Clash by Donchieli: 5:14pm On Apr 12, 2021
Communal clash for 9ja be lyk ewedu and amala

Inseparable
Politics / Re: Onnoghen: Nigeria’s Flawed Democracy - Oke Umurhohwo by Donchieli: 6:23am On Apr 06, 2021
Is with much alacrity that I want to say that life in Nigeria like a palm karnel or coconut

See nothing really concern life for Nigeria with palm karnel or coconut

Cuz the country hard pass them

I don give up on this country
TV/Movies / Re: Anita Joseph, Her Colleagues Remove Their Wigs To Dance In '7 Rules Of Marriage' by Donchieli: 9:10am On Apr 01, 2021
The only thing I de see na big big bottom
Fashion / Re: Nike Sues Over 'Satan Shoes' With Human Blood by Donchieli: 8:26am On Mar 30, 2021
Very soon human feces go soon enta shoe


Dem go tel us na design

Well thank God say I no even get the money to buy that kind shoe


Na too much money de make person feel say e fit do anyhow e like
Properties / Re: My Landlord Gave Me 6months Quit Notice When My Rent Will Due In 6months Time by Donchieli: 12:14pm On Mar 09, 2021
All this people saying refund the six month balance obviously don't knw the tribunal law, if your landlord gives you a quit notice within six months of your rent

He is within the context of the law

For those saying that it has to be after the expiration of your rent

Are you aware that you will pay for that six months grace you are giving and itz not free

The law simply stipulates six months notice
Which can be b4 d expiration of your rent or after and the after is still not free

Thank you

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Votes At Barcelona Presidential Election In Camp Nou(Photos, Video) by Donchieli: 6:26pm On Mar 07, 2021
Bros so you are still clamoring for a 30 year old injury prone neymar

Is our injury battle with Dembele and U titi not enough stress

As for Lautaro u are right


JidennaJason:
Who ever gets the nod to succeed buhari's brother in failure, Josep Maria Bartomeu, should please bring back Pep Guardiola, Neymar Jr and also bring Lautaro Martinez to the Camp Nou for me and King Messi.
Politics / Re: Why Do Women Always Take Part In Decorating Military Officers With New Ranks? by Donchieli: 5:00pm On Mar 05, 2021
Well it's simple

As an officer regardless of your rank

Your wife is your superior

So wen you are promoted

Your superior officer partakes in the decoration

It could be your mother or sister

Sum1 u hold to high regard
Family / Re: Girl ‘Punches’ Nigerian Dad At US Army Promotion Ceremony (Video) by Donchieli: 4:33pm On Mar 04, 2021
No na

If na me b d dad

She is a goner

Pata Pata

We born anoda one

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Education / Re: Student's Noodles She Was Cooking In Her Hostel Stolen From The Burner (Photo) by Donchieli: 1:25pm On Mar 04, 2021
This wan don finish no belle full come de worry us, mtcheeew

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Family / Re: Man Lies On A Gutter For His Pregnant Wife To Pass (Photos) by Donchieli: 1:10pm On Mar 04, 2021
Dat belle e bi pregnancy abi water melon����������
Education / Re: Ado-Ekiti Poly Rector Accused Of Investing N1Bn Lecturers Salaries In Bitcoin by Donchieli: 7:52pm On Mar 03, 2021
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

For this country tori no de finish

My buy my pop corn tanda

Watch polywood
Politics / Re: Northern Traders To Resume North To South Movement As Yahaya Bello Intervenes by Donchieli: 6:34pm On Mar 03, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Who first go call police

Don withdraw the case

I laff in swahili

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Politics / Re: Fire Guts Nigerian Army Headquarters In Abuja by Donchieli: 1:40pm On Mar 02, 2021
Hah


As ARMY headquarter don burn so


Money don loss b dat oo

Fire don carry am

The person above me knw wassup

Na correct Nigerian

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Crime / Re: Woman Beats Her 8-year-old Stepdaughter With Electric Wire In Bauchi (Photo) by Donchieli: 1:39pm On Mar 02, 2021
Women and aggression

Be like 5&6

Make we sidown de look

Cuz d Mata tie gele
Politics / Re: Buratai: Nigerians Are Not Appreciative; I Was Ambushed 3 Times By Boko Haram by Donchieli: 9:48am On Feb 28, 2021
Squad mate?

ND one na Major and the other Wing Commander {equivalent to Colonel} while there mate don reach lieutenant General

The lyf jst no balance
Crime / Re: Driver on One-Way Trying To Escape Hits Policeman Off A Bridge (Video) by Donchieli: 9:44am On Feb 25, 2021
Dz one don turn barbecue grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Girlfriend Smashes Cheating Boyfriend's New Iphone 12, Plasma TV (photos) by Donchieli: 8:58pm On Feb 24, 2021
I no go talk much, because we no knw how der journey take stat bt if na only kpekus b d gal contribution for d relationship and she try dat kind tin she die well
Phones / Re: Apple To Release iPhone 13 In September by Donchieli: 6:07pm On Feb 23, 2021
Wahala be lyk bicycle

Ndi IPhone

You guyz ar on a high way

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