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IYA NGBALI: With heaviness of heart and gratitude to God for a l...ife short lived; we, members of the National Order of Cabalocrats and Sacred Cows of Nigeria, announce the call to glory of our loving Father, Uncle, Husband, Brother, etc, Chief Fuel Subsidy Probe Report, whose sad demise occurred recently in a fatal video accident.

Although the enemies have done their worst as your death, clearly, is no ordinary eye, we, your family, friends, and political associates, are comforted by our certainty that you have gone to rest in the bosom of the Lord and in the celestial company of other faithfully departed probe reports like the Power Sector Probe Report, the Siemens Probe Report, the Halliburton Probe Report, and the Pension Fund Probe Report .

We are further comforted by the fact that you will certainly be joined in heaven by the SEC Probe Report and the Malabu Oil Probe Report as soon as both reports are ready. We love you but God knows better. Sleep well till we meet to part no more.

Survived by:

(1)Family:
- Aso Rock (Aged Father)
-PDP National Secretariat (Grand Uncle)
- National Assembly (Uncle)

(2)Beneficiaries from demise:
- Chief Femi Otedola
- Oil cartel members too numerous to mention

(3) Soul-for-dollar politicians:
- Honourable Farouk Lawan
- Honourable Boniface Emenalo

Funeral arrangements will be announced by the family

IYA NGBALI: With heaviness of heart and gratitude to God for a l...ife short lived; we, members of the National Order of Cabalocrats and Sacred Cows of Nigeria, announce the call to glory of our loving Father, Uncle, Husband, Brother, etc, Chief Fuel Subsidy Probe Report, whose sad demise occurred recently in a fatal video accident.

Although the enemies have done their worst as your death, clearly, is no ordinary eye, we, your family, friends, and political associates, are comforted by our certainty that you have gone to rest in the bosom of the Lord and in the celestial company of other faithfully departed probe reports like the Power Sector Probe Report, the Siemens Probe Report, the Halliburton Probe Report, and the Pension Fund Probe Report .

We are further comforted by the fact that you will certainly be joined in heaven by the SEC Probe Report and the Malabu Oil Probe Report as soon as both reports are ready. We love you but God knows better. Sleep well till we meet to part no more.

Survived by:

(1)Family:
- Aso Rock (Aged Father)
-PDP National Secretariat (Grand Uncle)
- National Assembly (Uncle)

(2)Beneficiaries from demise:
- Chief Femi Otedola
- Oil cartel members too numerous to mention

(3) Soul-for-dollar politicians:
- Honourable Farouk Lawan
- Honourable Boniface Emenalo

Funeral arrangements will be announced by the family

IYA NGBALI: With heaviness of heart and gratitude to God for a l...ife short lived; we, members of the National Order of Cabalocrats and Sacred Cows of Nigeria, announce the call to glory of our loving Father, Uncle, Husband, Brother, etc, Chief Fuel Subsidy Probe Report, whose sad demise occurred recently in a fatal video accident.

Although the enemies have done their worst as your death, clearly, is no ordinary eye, we, your family, friends, and political associates, are comforted by our certainty that you have gone to rest in the bosom of the Lord and in the celestial company of other faithfully departed probe reports like the Power Sector Probe Report, the Siemens Probe Report, the Halliburton Probe Report, and the Pension Fund Probe Report .

We are further comforted by the fact that you will certainly be joined in heaven by the SEC Probe Report and the Malabu Oil Probe Report as soon as both reports are ready. We love you but God knows better. Sleep well till we meet to part no more.

Survived by:

(1)Family:
- Aso Rock (Aged Father)
-PDP National Secretariat (Grand Uncle)
- National Assembly (Uncle)

(2)Beneficiaries from demise:
- Chief Femi Otedola
- Oil cartel members too numerous to mention

(3) Soul-for-dollar politicians:
- Honourable Farouk Lawan
- Honourable Boniface Emenalo

Funeral arrangements will be announced by the family

That's touchy, R.I... Greedy ...

Same ol same ol!! CONDEMN! CONDEMN!!
What kind of a man is this fellow nigerian called mr. President? He just waits to condemn attacks. Without taking the neccessary actions, we don‘t need ur condolences any more mr. jo... Do what you are suppose to do.

As for the north ruling again, I think they should throw that aside for now cause we see their heinous act.
If you BKH boiz don‘t like western education please stay @ home and stop using western technology to kill innocent souls either. And keep your wards or children @ home.

May the ALMIGHTY punish those who use his name for evil against the innocents!!

We all can tell the injustices and scam been done to us by these companies. Whose fault is it, is it not that of our leaders who scam us daily? That's why the authorities can't come out and persecute these organisations. 'Coz they do same... all man for himself kind of thing. [color=#550000][/color]

[color=#000099][/color] It really 9ce!! Sharing of info. is what this all about... A very good info. you just dropped Kelvodavee, at least this gives one a clear vision on how to go about things and what to do either. Also @Columbus76- Thanks for the countries you posted too.

@Bluetooth- Becreful they way you insult... What do you mean by their oracle? Their oba an oracle, show a little respect for his crown, even if his not from your part... Everyone seems to be on you. Watch yourself the moderator takes note, be warned!!

I am intrested in it too,
My e-mail is doncmos@gmail.com.

9ja make we dey investigate first before we post oooooo!!!!!

GOD HELP OUR RULERS,  Dr. Ngozi go on and fish them out we see their moves here in ABJ.
GOD pass them!! !

We are watching them, 

My dear poster Blessing, you do not have to do what you don't wish to, Let him see reasons with you- posted this before on this same topic.
Tell him calmly you are no 'suya' meat for him to taste. My question is this - How long have you two been together


35yrs is not 35mins like some gud felas in da forum suggested it might be the devils plan to disrupt what u've kept all this while, just pray.
Let me tell you there is no shame in being a virgin u should be proud of yourself n live like our girls the so called computer age, Who are like suya meat to guyz ''chop n clean mouth''
Beg him 'coz he is your man, it's no fault of his 'coz girls-ladies of days will tell you they Virgins n u later find out they are not. If you ask them why? They'll say that's what guyz want to hear; maybe bros just wan confirm d 'lele' so when im enter the place, e go know say AC no be fan,

Just don't do it plead with him, you guyz are already on the bridge just cross it n it's all his including. 'Una go wipe as una like'

It's truely sign of the end time,
@Tsun you are correct, it's a waste!!!!!!!!!!

Oyinbo na una dey destroy dis world. They go about legalising their wrongs but if things like these were from I mean started from this part of the world they'll condem it to the last- '' Salvation they say is personal''
Sodom n Gomorah era now happening - The words of Gordons the comedian he says: ''If God does not punish this generation God will have to appologise to Sodom n Gomorah, ''
Life what are we humans turning this world into??
If animals could talk, one would hear to know how agrieved they are.
YAHWEH PROTECT YOUR OWN!! And forgive us all,

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[color=#006600][/color] Do not be discouraged so long you sincere with yourself let him know your belief. If he does love you he 'll wait, it's only trust that make us men wanna 'dig' before we seal the 'deal'.
The reason for some men acting in such manner is that many girls will tell you they are, And you later find out that they are not. Fornication is not encouraged my dear, just hold on you are almost there; tell it to him calmly he 'll understand.

Well dunno how long this topic has being here but I'm really intrested in it.
Can you put me through on what you wrote about the apparition of ''Mary'',
How can we share the word together, more plainly?
Since you are no longer a Cat, , where are worshiping now?
I am very intrested in sharing the scriptures with you want you to tell me more about it.

As for your write ups pretty convincing. Why did you choose to use the word DEMONIC for it, and not false message
Reach me on (mainman_is@yahoo.com) for more msg.
C'mos. W/Africa.