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PhonesRe: How To Change Your Network From 3g To 4g by dondayji(op): 6:58pm On Aug 20, 2016
ericsimons18:
How do you expect to have 4g when your ISP doesn't have a certified 4g bandwidth. huh?
try it bro. Your phone has hidden features.
PhonesRe: How To Change Your Network From 3g To 4g by dondayji(op): 6:56pm On Aug 20, 2016
Esegracexxx:
Hi I clicked it.buh it didn't change to 4g tho I saw lte . Wah does dat meanhuh ... Infinix hot 2
choose LTE its like 4G
LiteratureRe: My Experience At Ojodu Berger by dondayji(op): 4:56pm On Aug 20, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
Nigerians and their ignorance undecided
abi o
PhonesRe: How To Change Your Network From 3g To 4g by dondayji(op): 4:53pm On Aug 20, 2016
power900:
Ogun oooooo, op god bless you for this, in fact I will follow you on Nairaland asap, please if you have a Whatsapp group quote me so I send my no,and if you don't please try and create one,thanks a lot,
add 08069236029 just message me and tell me you're from nl
PhonesRe: How To Change Your Network From 3g To 4g by dondayji(op): 4:51pm On Aug 20, 2016
alex81:
anybody tried it successfullyhuh?
click on phone info
PhonesRe: Airtel Night Browsing Speed Slow??? You Must Read This by dondayji(op): 4:48pm On Aug 20, 2016
Emmaway:
I woke up around 03:10am this morning and I was able to use 2.28GB within 03:10am and 05:00am. I downloaded a movie of 1.2GB in the space of 59mins due to network instability, but with time the network became stable and I was downloading seamlessly...
cool. Same here i even use it on pc
PhonesRe: Airtel Night Browsing Speed Slow??? You Must Read This by dondayji(op): 4:46pm On Aug 20, 2016
miztersale:
It's still slow as Bleep, i used over 3 hours just to download a file of 1.64gb
depends on your area
RomanceRe: Unlimted Reasons Why Its Easy To Be A Woman Than A Guy by dondayji(m): 9:35am On Aug 20, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
guys too get exposed to diseases and they get breast cancer as well tongue I have a friend that her husband died of breast cancer. cry
girls are more exposed to disease than boys. You can ask anyone.
LiteratureRe: My Experience At Ojodu Berger by dondayji(op): 9:13am On Aug 20, 2016
EPISODE2



In the guy's mind he knows he's in deep trouble but stylishly he entered the van where he met a boy
boy- them don catch you sef
gentle guy-naso we see am o
boy- you sef see as you be (pointing at his hair)
gentle guy- so law now don dey naija say make we dey barb skin abihuh
Boy-na change you dey see so.
Driver-make una shut up o
boy- wetin you wan do if i no stop
driver- you don dey mad abi
gentle guy-guy chill leave am
boy- you na butty you too dey fear
man1- una no go shut up make we catch una people wey remain for street.
Man2-e be like say them know say we dey here oya driver start engine make we dey go.
Driver-okay
(deep down the guy's mind he knows he's in trouble)
gentle guy-which kind yawa i enter today. Why i come berger sef??
Man1 everyday for the thief one day for the owner
****now at oremeta junction there was a slight hold up the guy saw a friend outside the bus*****
gentle guy-john!! John!! Johnny!!!
John-sk how far
man1-driver stop
man2- john come here.
*******john walks down cos all his friends are responsible citizens*****
john-good afternoon
man1-mtcheeew do you know this boy
john-yes
man2-what did you just called him
john-s.....its just a nick name
man1-s wetin
john-****couldnt talk cos he already saw what was written on their badge******
man2-whats the full meaning of sk
john-i dont know
man1-and youre calling him that. You're as criminal.
John-*****thinks of something***** erm its smart kid
man2-shut up ya mouth dia
smart wetin. Smart boys dont look like this.
Man1-its either it means skunk, silent killer, sharp killer,short killer,
guy(s.k)- ah thats not the meaning
man2- shut up
man1- john you must be a smoker look at your lips all black
john- no sir i dont smoke
man2-do you workhuh
John- yes
man1 -show us your id card
john brings out his id card
man2- so youre amuzu john.
Man1- amuzuhuh From which state
john-am a beninnoure
man2- beninnoure indeed comot hia. Idiot
john-deji later nah
deji- help me tell my mama o
man2- your friend is working and he doesnt have an ATM card.
You are not working and you have you'll explain where you get your money fool
man1-driver move make we carry this idiot go station.
Deji is now in bigger trouble.
******to be continued*********
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RomanceRe: Unlimted Reasons Why Its Easy To Be A Woman Than A Guy by dondayji(m): 8:47am On Aug 20, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
Maternity leave

You don’t have to worry about hiding erections at inappropriate times.

Ugly women can get laid, but ugly guys can’t. tongue grin

A woman can never be sent to jail for slapping her husband. grin

Strange guys in bars will buy you drinks.

You can sue for sexual harassment and not get made fun of.

You dominate fashion magazine covers.

Artists will cut off their left ear for you.

If you don’t like sports, that’s okay.

If you are sensitive, and no one thinks you’re gay.

Guys will pay for everything.

You don’t have to worry about asking guys out on dates, you can just wait for the guys to come to you.

You smell better.

Society deems you the “gentle gender.”

You aren’t expected to know anything about cars.

You’re allowed to cry.

You’re allowed to have stuffed animals.

You’re allowed to carry a bag with all the stuff you may need for an outing.

Lesbians are more accepted than a guy being gay

Male store clerks rush to your assistance.

Strangers will stop to help you change a flat.

You can walk through the lingerie section of a store and not feel awkward.

Guys think you look good even without makeup or in sweats (really.)

The less you wear, the more popular you become.

You are never challenged with making a guy have an orgasm.

You don’t need a cool car to get laid.

You can stay home all day and live off your spouse without being deemed a lazy bum.

Multiple orgasms.

You never have to fix anything around the house.

If you go to the bathroom in pairs or groups, no one thinks you’re gay.

You can leave your boyfriend for any reason, and everyone will take your side.

Your hormones don’t make your voice crack, just your breasts bigger.

Naked women are beautiful, naked men are hideous.

Women can get drunk and not act like assholes.

You get to blame mood swings on your period no matter what time of the month it is.

57. You never have to worry if the people in your gym locker room are checking you out.

Guys are willing to bury their faces in the most obnoxious, germ-ridden parts of your body.

You can dance with someone of the same sex and not be labeled as gay.

The thought of women masturbating turns guys on.

You can have guy friends and not worry about what people think.

You don’t feel pressured to have sex with every guy on earth.

If you get into a fight your friends will help you.

You can achieve orgasm with thought alone.

Your friends are supportive when you’re single and depressed about it.

Fifty dates equals fifty free dinners and/or movies.

You don’t have to build the courage to ask someone out, plan the evening, pay for it, and call in a few days to hope that person is interested in doing something with you a second time.

You don’t have to play mind games with the person you go out with in order to find out whether he likes you or not - you're a woman, of course he likes you.

You never have to worry about meeting the parents - they will love you no matter what, they're just glad their son's not queer.

You rarely have to worry about saying just the right thing at just the right time in order to prevent a fight you never knew was coming – in short, you plan all the fights: what they are about, when they will start, and when you will forgive him.

You don’t have to keep track of your boyfriend’s haircut.

You’re never expected or asked to move heavy or large objects.

Guys don't care if you're coming out of a relationship - women look at a guy on the rebound like cancer.

You’ll probably know well in advance if your boyfriend is ready to dump you. (i.e. you aren’t dumped quickly and unexpectedly, nor replaced in the same manner)

People don’t think you have an inflated ego if you drive an expensive sports car.

You can look below a guy’s chin and not be perverted.

Every guy on the planet likes it when women check them out – women act like guys checking them out are creeps. Even if they wear v-neck Saran Wrap shirts. Hookers.

Speaking of which, you get to wear skimpy outfits and no one thinks you’re a show-off. It’s just fashion.

You can call a guy a jerk anytime he does something you don’t like.

You can make as many close friends with the opposite sex as you want.

You can put up with small children, if fact, you enjoy them.

You also gain ‘coolness’ points for liking Star Wars, car engines or sports, talking about sex openly (to a degree of course), for asking a guy out

Guys are always willing to give a chick their coat in the cold.

It’s no problem finding someone to dance with you at a club.

You don’t have to wear a condom.
you go through pain during child birth

more exposed to diseases

breast cancer

didnt think of thathuh

So glad am a guy tho
Nairaland GeneralRe: Over Hundred Millitants Invade Akwa Ibom Govt House by dondayji(op): 8:21am On Aug 20, 2016
duduade:
Lol... So they came to surrender....huh
Not wanting to be left out of eating the money
thats was their main reason for starting before
PhonesAirtel Night Browsing Speed Slow??? You Must Read This by dondayji(op): 8:10am On Aug 20, 2016
Are you having issue with your airtel night plan speedhuh Is your connection not steadyhuh Or download too slowhuh Or your data disconnecting the reason is that traffic is being incured by other users at night.
Solution-
the most used apn is internet. Ng.zain so you switch to...........read rest at www.dondayji..com/2016/08/airtel-night-browsing-speed-slow-you.html
PhonesRe: How To Change Your Network From 3g To 4g by dondayji(op): 7:46am On Aug 20, 2016
Since nairaland is not publishing my cheats follow this link to get it www.facebook.com/dayjiempire

OR
SEARCH DAYJI EMPIRE ON FACEBOOK


NB:YOU MUST LIKE THE PAGE ELSE THE FREE BROWSING CHEAT WONT WORK.
PhonesRe: How To Change Your Network From 3g To 4g by dondayji(op): 6:56am On Aug 20, 2016
2kaybiel:
I don't see 4g in the list or is lte the 4g you are talking about ??
LTE WILL GIVE YOU 4G CLICK IT IF IT SUPPORTS YOUR PHONE.
PhonesHow To Add People To Your Whatsapp Group Through Invite Links by dondayji(op): 6:48am On Aug 20, 2016
You migh have been seeing a lot of people sharing a whatsapp group invite link and be wondering if its part of whatsapp new feature. No!!! It is not. Its a new whatsapp software. Whatsapp prime is the app that creates link for your group how can i get whatsapp primehuh
Step1-like this link facebook.com/dayjiempire
step2- message the page
step3- drop your whatsapp number
step4- app will be sent to you as a pdf file
step5- rename it by adding .apk so it can become an app
step6- install the app and follow the simple instructions.
PhonesHow To Change Your Network From 3g To 4g by dondayji(op): 6:32am On Aug 20, 2016
Today ill be sharing with you how to change your network most people wanna browse on 4G speed especially glo users. This thing am about to tell you doesnt work on all android decice but it works with most. All you have to do is type *#*#4636#*#* or *#*#4630#*#* one of the two codes might help. If you have any question ask on www.facebook.com/dayjiempire
LiteratureMy Experience At Ojodu Berger by dondayji(op):
So this guy was just coming from the ATM at diamond bank ojodu berger where he just withdrawed some cash for his sisters when this so called SARS(SPECIAL ANTI-ROBBERY SQUAD) called him. Like a good citizen and gentle man he answered and greeted them. They didnt answer instead they were looking at his appearance. His hair was full enough for dread he didnt comb it looks like it was just unlocked. He was putting on a T-shirt and a trouser.
man1- where you dey come from
gentle guy-bank(pointing towards the direction of the bank)
man2-wetin you go do
guy- went to withdraw money for my sisters
man1-are you working
guy- no but i make money online am into blogging
man2- anyone that makes money online is a fraud
guy- that is not in the constitution of the law
man1-are you trying to say we are lying
man2- you must be a fraudster
guy-no sir i can show you my blog
man1- who is intrested in that rubbish
man2-mtcheeeew blog ko flog ni
guy- am telling the truth
man1-lemme see your phone
guy-(brings out a tab) take sir
man2- chai enough evidence to put you in jail.
Guy- lemme open it i dont have anything incriminating(tries to unlock**********battery shuts down) sir it has off
man1- your freedom sef don off oya enter bus
guy-but sir......
Man2-cuts in oya enter bus jooor
to be continued
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PhonesRe: If You Have Rooted Your Phone You Must Read This. by dondayji(op): 11:16am On Aug 17, 2016
Didnt say you should re root i said if you havent done it do so cos of the amazing things you can do with a rooted phone. Learn more at dondayji..com/2016/08/reasons-why-you-should-root-your-android.html
Nairaland GeneralOver Hundred Millitants Invade Akwa Ibom Govt House by dondayji(op): 4:37am On Aug 17, 2016
No fewer than 100 militants have stormed the Akwa Ibom Government House

– The gunmen are said to be involved in chaotic situation

Information just coming in has it that no fewer than 100 militants have invaded the Akwa Ibom state Government House in a violent protest, leading to break down of  law and order in and around the Government House and Uyo, the Akwa Ibom state capital in general.

READ ALSO: Avengers issue strong statement, warn navy

Daily Trust learnt that the gunmen requested that their names must be added to those in the amnesty programme and that they must see the Akwa Ibom state governor Udom Emmanuel by all means.

Afterwards, policemen tried in all their efforts to disperse them with tear gas and firearms.
Dondayji..com will
serve you more news. Check the blog for constant update

PhonesRe: If You Have Rooted Your Phone You Must Read This. by dondayji(op):
In case you are reading this, you have probably rooted your Android smartphone, or you are planning to do so in the near future. And now the $1 million question is, what is so special about root, and what does it allow one to do? Well, quite a few things, as it turns out. You can remove system apps you don't need, you can flash third-party ROMs, you can overclock your CPU, and a lot more – all stuff that you wouldn't be allowed to do otherwise.
Here we have collected some of the coolest things you can do with a rooted Android smartphone. You'll learn about some pretty neat applications as well along the way – apps that you might be interested in should you be new to the root party. Go ahead and check them out, and in case you think we've missed something that should have been on the list, just let us know in the comments!
Disclaimer:Rooting is fun, but also pretty risky, so we don't encourage it. Performing the hack might brick your smartphone or tablet, and then your warranty won't cover the damage. Root only at your own risk!
10 cool things to do with a rooted Android
1. Get rid of bloatware
Most Android smartphones come pre-loaded with software that the owner will probably never need. These apps are called bloatware. Thankfully, there are ways to disable, or uninstall the unwanted software. Gemini App Manager, for example, is perfect for the task. Check it out if you want to prevent any unneeded applications from running, or simply uninstall them, if you think doing so would be safe
2. Install custom ROMs
Custom ROMs can be pretty cool as they might be faster than your smartphone's stock firmware. Installing one, however, has its prerequisites, and having a rooted handset is one of them, while having an unlocked bootloader is the other. That is because only root can remove and replace files belonging to the operating system.
3. Use a Sixaxis controller to play games
Playing River Raid on your favorite Atari 2600 emulator for Android is a lot more engaging if you have physical controls to rely on. Thankfully, you can totally use a PlayStation Sixaxis controller with your rooted Android device. Our guide is hereso check it out.
4. Overclock your CPU
Overclocking is the process of forcing a processor to run at a higher clock speed than recommended. That could result in increase in performance, but it might lead to stability issues, not to mention that the CPU will definitely get hotter when running on overdrive. No wonder that overclocking apps require root access. Speaking of which, SetCPUis an application one can experiment with. At their own risk, of course.
5. Use Wi-Fi hotspot for free
Some wireless carriers don't allow users to freely share their smartphone's internet connection with other devices. Rather, they require a monthly fee for the feature. Yet root users have a way around that limitation, and that is through apps like Wireless Tether. Other devices, such as laptops, tablets, smartphones, you name it, can connect with the rooted handset via Wi-Fi or Bluetooth in order to access the internet. Just don't blame us in case you get caught tethering by your carrier.
Read more by clicking the link dondayji..com.ng/2016/08/reasons-why-you-should-root-your-android.html
PhonesRe: If You Have Rooted Your Phone You Must Read This. by dondayji(op): 12:32am On Aug 17, 2016
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PhonesIf You Have Rooted Your Phone You Must Read This. by dondayji(op): 4:53am On Aug 16, 2016
Rooting any device means withdrawing liscence from the producer. Rooting gives you access to functions the developer never allowed you to have like changing fonts, deleting useless system apps and lot of other things. If you havent rooted your phone before just follow this simple steps
1.download kingo root or towel root
2. It takes just a click to root your device(make sure youre on wifi)
thats all. Plese take note of this apps Purify, superb cleaner they make your device hang so delete them if you find them on your phone. After rooting the next step you take to make your device totally your own which will give you full access to the software is Custom ROM read more about that on dondayji..com
Poems For ReviewRe: My Village by dondayji(op): 4:33am On Aug 16, 2016
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Poems For ReviewMy Village by dondayji(op): 4:23am On Aug 16, 2016
from afar i could hear the streams flowing i listened to the trees whispering was pissed of by the sound of frogs croacking the night rest is not pleasing i cant wait for the hens to start crowing

woke up so early in the morning not really happy cos my village is boring i saw little kids going down the road running was already feeling sick the whole world was spinning. I suddenly developed this bad feeling thought my village's adventure will be thrilling

as i walk down to the farm i enjoyed the birds singing but something spoilt this nice feeling there was no network so my phone was not ringing the battery is low the red light is blinking this will make my village much more boring.

2 days now and still counting been here all day just frowning cant sleep at night cos of mosquitoes humming The city wants to know when am coming no electricity would have keep on writing but i have one percent left to post this.



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Art, Graphics & VideoFirst Animated Presentation by dondayji(op): 3:12am On Aug 16, 2016
A new thing that has never been done before is about to happen on planet earth. Still working on the design. I need ideas for the cover page. The title of the stuff is SHE DEVIL it'll be hot by the time I post it it'll be a shock and a booster to graphic designers around the globe. Below is my freehand sketch not perfected but your suggestions can be in the comment box visit dondayji..com for updates on the new invention!!

Art, Graphics & VideoFree Instant Animations by dondayji(op): 2:34am On Aug 16, 2016
Using a cool app a lot of cartoons has being made add yours to the awesome list. By visiting dondayji..com

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