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My Experience At Ojodu Berger by dondayji(m): 12:36pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
So this guy was just coming from the ATM at diamond bank ojodu berger where he just withdrawed some cash for his sisters when this so called SARS(SPECIAL ANTI-ROBBERY SQUAD) called him. Like a good citizen and gentle man he answered and greeted them. They didnt answer instead they were looking at his appearance. His hair was full enough for dread he didnt comb it looks like it was just unlocked. He was putting on a T-shirt and a trouser. man1- where you dey come from gentle guy-bank(pointing towards the direction of the bank) man2-wetin you go do guy- went to withdraw money for my sisters man1-are you working guy- no but i make money online am into blogging man2- anyone that makes money online is a fraud guy- that is not in the constitution of the law man1-are you trying to say we are lying man2- you must be a fraudster guy-no sir i can show you my blog man1- who is intrested in that rubbish man2-mtcheeeew blog ko flog ni guy- am telling the truth man1-lemme see your phone guy-(brings out a tab) take sir man2- chai enough evidence to put you in jail. Guy- lemme open it i dont have anything incriminating(tries to unlock**********battery shuts down) sir it has off man1- your freedom sef don off oya enter bus guy-but sir...... Man2-cuts in oya enter bus jooor to be continued please like www.facebook.com/dayjiempire to support my dreams www.dondayji..com 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Experience At Ojodu Berger by dondayji(m): 9:13am On Aug 20, 2016 |
EPISODE2 In the guy's mind he knows he's in deep trouble but stylishly he entered the van where he met a boy boy- them don catch you sef gentle guy-naso we see am o boy- you sef see as you be (pointing at his hair) gentle guy- so law now don dey naija say make we dey barb skin abi Boy-na change you dey see so. Driver-make una shut up o boy- wetin you wan do if i no stop driver- you don dey mad abi gentle guy-guy chill leave am boy- you na butty you too dey fear man1- una no go shut up make we catch una people wey remain for street. Man2-e be like say them know say we dey here oya driver start engine make we dey go. Driver-okay (deep down the guy's mind he knows he's in trouble) gentle guy-which kind yawa i enter today. Why i come berger sef?? Man1 everyday for the thief one day for the owner ****now at oremeta junction there was a slight hold up the guy saw a friend outside the bus***** gentle guy-john!! John!! Johnny!!! John-sk how far man1-driver stop man2- john come here. *******john walks down cos all his friends are responsible citizens***** john-good afternoon man1-mtcheeew do you know this boy john-yes man2-what did you just called him john-s.....its just a nick name man1-s wetin john-****couldnt talk cos he already saw what was written on their badge****** man2-whats the full meaning of sk john-i dont know man1-and youre calling him that. You're as criminal. John-*****thinks of something***** erm its smart kid man2-shut up ya mouth dia smart wetin. Smart boys dont look like this. Man1-its either it means skunk, silent killer, sharp killer,short killer, guy(s.k)- ah thats not the meaning man2- shut up man1- john you must be a smoker look at your lips all black john- no sir i dont smoke man2-do you work John- yes man1 -show us your id card john brings out his id card man2- so youre amuzu john. Man1- amuzu From which state john-am a beninnoure man2- beninnoure indeed comot hia. Idiot john-deji later nah deji- help me tell my mama o man2- your friend is working and he doesnt have an ATM card. You are not working and you have you'll explain where you get your money fool man1-driver move make we carry this idiot go station. Deji is now in bigger trouble. ******to be continued********* www.dondayji..com please like facebook.com/dayjiempire 1 Like |
Re: My Experience At Ojodu Berger by Nobody: 10:51am On Aug 20, 2016 |
dondayji:Nigerians and their ignorance |
Re: My Experience At Ojodu Berger by dondayji(m): 4:56pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
CrazyQuinn:abi o |
Re: My Experience At Ojodu Berger by dondayji(m): 1:26pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
MY EXPERIENCE AT OJODU BERGER. EPISODE3 John just came to put more petrol in this guy's fire. Why did i call him Why did he answer?? Why did i see him sef?? Why did he pass oremeta he's not meant to be out by this time. These are the thoughts on his mind. Deji placed his head down so nobody will see him again and put him in more trouble. Something tragic happened when we got to aina bustop(beside zenith bank not far from sure academy) the driver suddenly stopped and all the officers ran to the ATM Point. This is the best time for deji to escape. He's not in handcuffs. The other guy in the bus said "i don go o" deji was scared to run away. One of the officer suddenly turned and saw the other guy running. Immediately he fired a shot which hit the guy on his leg. Didnt know nigerians law enforcers are good in shooting that much. The gunshot really made deji more scared. One of the guys caught at the atm point whose name is christian started urinating after he heard the gun shot. There was so much panic in the bus until a guy that looks like a hardened criminal who am sure would have commited a lot of attrocity spoke. His name is razak. Razak:wetin dey do una sef? Na first time wey una go see this kind thing before?? Abeg make una shut up. There was silence for a while but when the guy who was shot was brought into the bus. Everyone including razak was shouting and arguing. Officer1:e be like say we go use this thing for them o officer2: oya everybody close your window Razak: why we go close window?? Ac dey una bus?? officer1: close or i go shoot you deji: bros abeg close am (razak closed the window) **** the officers and driver covered their nose and mouth with handkerchief******* one of them sprayed some substance and people started sleeping. Deji quickly covered his nose and for a while he thought he wont doze off not until officer1 hit him on the head with the gun and he fainted. Driver-finally we go rest like and comment on facebook.com/dayjiempire 1 Like |
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