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Jokes EtcRe: 17 Pictures That Will Expose Your Dirty Mind by DonEffiong(op): 10:58pm On Oct 18, 2016
5. that is just a child's hand

Jokes EtcRe: 17 Pictures That Will Expose Your Dirty Mind by DonEffiong(op): 10:57pm On Oct 18, 2016
4. that is just someone holding the thumb finger

Jokes EtcRe: 17 Pictures That Will Expose Your Dirty Mind by DonEffiong(op): 10:56pm On Oct 18, 2016
3. that is a hand on a computer mouse

Jokes EtcRe: 17 Pictures That Will Expose Your Dirty Mind by DonEffiong(op): 10:55pm On Oct 18, 2016
2. that is just a baby's hand

Jokes Etc17 Pictures That Will Expose Your Dirty Mind by DonEffiong(op): 10:52pm On Oct 18, 2016
1. the guy is just resting with his hands on his chin and that is a statue

PoliticsAkwa Ibom State Governor Sack All Commissioners by DonEffiong(op): 8:05am On Oct 16, 2016
Akwa Ibom governor, Udom Emmanuel, has sacked all the commissioners in his cabinet. A statement released by the Secretary to the State Government, Etekamba Umoren, announced the dissolution of the State Executive Council.



The statement advised all the commissioners to hand over to the permanent secretaries in their ministries. No reason was given for the decision.

The statement said, “The Governor expresses his deep and profound appreciation for the contributions of the EXCO members to the development of the state, and wishes them success in their future endeavours.

Most of the serving commissioners were from the administration of his predecessor, Godswill Akpabio.

source: https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/akwa-ibom-gov-emmanuel-sacks-all-commissioners-in-his-cabinet.224272/

Jokes EtcRe: When Your Building Engineer Is High On Osogbo Weed by DonEffiong(m): 11:09am On Oct 15, 2016
that door is the fastest exit to meet your creator....the builder is wise he knows how to make people meet God quick
TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:55pm On Oct 13, 2016
mel gibson
Born
Mel Colmcille Gerard Gibson
January 3, 1956 (age 60)
Peekskill, New York, U.S.
Occupation
Actor, filmmaker
Years active
1976–present
Net worth
$425 million (2011) [1]
Religion
Roman Catholicism[2]
Spouse(s)
Robyn Moore
(m. 1980; div. 2011)
Partner(s)
Oksana Grigorieva (2009–2010)
Rosalind Ross (2014-present)
Children
8
Parent(s)
Hutton Gibson
Anne Reilly
Relatives
Donal Gibson (brother)
Eva Mylott (paternal grandmother)

TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:54pm On Oct 13, 2016
christopher johnny depp Born John Christopher Depp II June 9, 1963 (age 53) Owensboro, Kentucky, U.S. Residence Los Angeles , California , U.S. Occupation Actor, producer, musician Years active 1984–present Spouse(s) Lori Anne Allison (m. 1983; div. 1985) Amber Heard (m. 2015; div. 2016) Partner(s) Vanessa Paradis (1998–2012) Children 2, including Lily-Rose Depp Musical career Genres Rock Instruments guitar Associated acts Rock City Angels P Hollywood Vampires

TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:52pm On Oct 13, 2016
robert de niro Born Robert Anthony De Niro August 17, 1943 (age 73) Manhattan, New York, U.S. Residence Gardiner , New York Manhattan, New York City Occupation Actor, producer Years active 1963–present Spouse(s) Diahnne Abbott (m. 1976; div. 1988) Grace Hightower (m. 1997) Children 6 Parent(s) Robert De Niro Sr. Virginia Admiral

TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:48pm On Oct 13, 2016
al pacno
Born
Alfredo James Pacino
April 25, 1940 (age 76)
Manhattan, New York, U.S.
Alma mater
Actors Studio, HB Studio
Occupation
Actor, filmmaker
Years active
1965–present
Height
5 ft 7 in (170 cm)
Partner(s)
Jan Tarrant (1988–89)
Beverly D'Angelo (1997–2003)
Children
3

TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:47pm On Oct 13, 2016
keanu reeves Born Keanu Charles Reeves September 2, 1964 (age 52) Beirut , Lebanon Nationality Canadian Occupation Actor, film producer, director, musician Years active 1984–present

TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:42pm On Oct 13, 2016
john travolta Born John Joseph Travolta February 18, 1954 (age 62) Englewood, New Jersey , United States Residence Jumbolair subdivision; Ocala, Florida Los Angeles Occupation Actor , producer, writer, singer, dancer, pilot Years active 1972–present Television Welcome Back, Kotter The People Vs. O.J. Simpson Religion Roman Catholic (1954–75) Scientologist (1975–present) Spouse(s) Kelly Preston (m. 1991) Children 3 Relatives Ellen Travolta (sister) Joey Travolta (brother) Website travolta.com

TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:41pm On Oct 13, 2016
bruce willis
Bruce Willis is a German-born American actor, producer and singer. The following is a filmography of his work.
Willis' career began in television in the 1980s, most notably as David Addison in Moonlighting (1984–1989), and has continued both in television and film since, including: comedic, dramatic, and action roles. He is well known for the role of John McClane in the Die Hard series , which were mostly critical and uniformly financial successes. He has also appeared in over sixty films, including box office successes like Pulp Fiction (1994), 12 Monkeys (1995), The Fifth Element (1997), Armageddon (1998),
The Sixth Sense (1999), Unbreakable (2000), Sin City (2005),
Moonrise Kingdom (2012) and Looper (2012).
Motion pictures featuring Willis have grossed US$2.64 billion to 3.05 billion at North American box offices, making him the ninth highest-grossing actor in a leading role and twelfth highest including supporting roles. [1][2] He is a two-time Emmy Award –winning, Golden Globe Award –winning and four-time Saturn Award –nominated actor.

TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:39pm On Oct 13, 2016
chuck norris Born Carlos Ray Norris March 10, 1940 (age 76) Ryan, Oklahoma , U.S. Occupation Actor, martial artist, film producer, screenwriter Years active 1968–present Height 5 ft 10 in (178 cm) Political party Republican[1] Religion Christianity Spouse(s) Dianne Holechek (1958–88) Gena O'Kelley (1998–present) Children 5 Website www.chucknorris.com Military career Allegiance United States of America Service/branch United States Air Force Years of service 1958–1962[2] Rank Airman First Class Unit 15th Air Force 22d Bombardment Group 452d Troop Carrier Wing Awards National Defense Service Medal Korea Defense Service Medal Air Force Outstanding Unit Award Air Force Longevity Service Award Small Arms Expert Marksmanship

TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:37pm On Oct 13, 2016
brad pitt Born William Bradley Pitt December 18, 1963 (age 52) Shawnee, Oklahoma , U.S. Occupation Actor • producer Years active 1987–present Works Filmography Home town Springfield, Missouri Spouse(s) Jennifer Aniston (m. 2000; div. 2005) Angelina Jolie (m. 2014; separated 2016) Children 6 Relatives Douglas Pitt (brother)

TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:35pm On Oct 13, 2016
steven seagal Born Steven Frederic Seagal April 10, 1952 (age 64) [1] Lansing, Michigan , United States Nationality American, Serbian Style Aikido Rank 7th Dan Black Belt in Aikido Years active c. 1988 – present Occupation Actor, film producer, martial artist, director Spouse Miyako Fujitani (m. 1975–86) Adrienne La Russa (m. 1984–87) Kelly Le Brock (m. 1987–96) Erdenetuya (Batsukh) Seagal (m. 2009) Children 7, including Ayako Fujitani Website stevenseagal.com

TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:34pm On Oct 13, 2016
dolph Lundgren Born Hans Lundgren 3 November 1957 (age 58) Spånga, Stockholm, Sweden Occupation Actor, director, screenwriter, producer, Years active 1983–present Net worth $ 14 million (2015) [1] Spouse(s) Anette Qviberg (m. 1994; div. 2011) Children 2 Website dolphlundgren.com

TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:32pm On Oct 13, 2016
sylvester stallone Born Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone July 6, 1946 (age 70) New York City, New York, U.S. Residence Beverly Hills, California , U.S. Education Miami Dade College University of Miami Occupation Actor, screenwriter, film director Years active 1970–present Net worth $400 million (2015) [1] Spouse(s) Sasha Czack (m. 1974–85) Brigitte Nielsen (m. 1985–87) Jennifer Flavin (m. 1997) Children 5, including Sage Parent(s) Frank Stallone, Sr. Jackie Stallone Relatives Frank Stallone, Jr. (brother) Website www.sylvesterstallone.com

TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:30pm On Oct 13, 2016
jackie chan
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Jackie Chan
For other uses, see Jackie Chan (disambiguation) .
This is a Chinese name; the family name is Chan.
Jackie Chan
SBS MBE Datuk
Chan at the launch of Bleeding Steel Press Conference, Sydney Opera House, July 2016
Chinese name
成龍 ( traditional)
Chinese name
成龙 ( simplified )
Pinyin
Chéng Lóng ( Mandarin )
Jyutping
Sing4 Lung4 ( Cantonese)
Yale
Sìhng Lùhng ( Cantonese)
Vietnamese name
Thành Long
Birth name
Chan Kong-sang
陳港生 ( Traditional )
陈港生 ( Simplified)
Chén Gǎngshēng ( Mandarin )
Can4 Gong2 Sang1 ( Cantonese)
Origin
British Hong Kong
Born
7 April 1954 (age 62)
Victoria Peak , British Hong Kong
Other name(s)
房仕龍 (Fong Si-lung)
元樓 (Yuen Lou)
大哥 (Big Brother)
Occupation
Martial artist, actor, director, producer, screenwriter, action choreographer, singer, stunt director, stunt performer
Genre(s)
Cantopop , Mandopop, Hong Kong English pop , J-pop
Years active
1962–present
Spouse(s)
Joan Lin (m. 1982)
Children
Jaycee Chan (born 1982), Etta Ng (born 1999)
Parents
Charles and Lee-Lee Chan
Ancestry
Wuhu, Anhui, China
Awards
Hong Kong Film Awards
Best Film
1989 Rouge
Best Action Choreography
1996 Rumble in the Bronx
1999 Who Am I?
2013 CZ12
Professional Spirit Award
2004
Golden Horse Awards
Best Actor
1992 Police Story 3
1993 Crime Story
Golden Rooster Awards
Best Actor
2005 New Police Story
MTV Asia Awards
Inspiration Award
2002
Other awards
MTV Movie Awards
2002 Best Fight ( Rush Hour 2 )
1999 Best Fight (Rush Hour )
1995 Lifetime Achievement Award
Shanghai International Film Festival
2005 Outstanding Contribution to Chinese Cinema
Datuk of Malaysia
Academy Honorary Award

TV/MoviesRe: My Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:28pm On Oct 13, 2016
38th Governor of California In office November 17, 2003 – January 3, 2011 Lieutenant Cruz Bustamante John Garamendi Mona Pasquil (Acting) Abel Maldonado Preceded by Gray Davis Succeeded by Jerry Brown Chairman of the President's Council on Physical Fitness and Sports In office January 22, 1990 – January 20, 1993 President George H. W. Bush Succeeded by Lee Haney Preceded by George Allen Personal details Born Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger July 30, 1947 (age 69) Thal , Styria , Austria Citizenship Austrian American Political party Republican Spouse(s) Maria Shriver (m. 1986; separated 2011) Children 5 (including Katherine and Patrick ) Alma mater Santa Monica College University of Wisconsin, Superior Religion Roman Catholicism Signature Website Official website Military service Allegiance Austria Service/branch Austrian Armed Forces Years of service 1965

TV/MoviesMy Favourite Hollywood Celebs And Their History(photos) by DonEffiong(op): 7:25pm On Oct 13, 2016
jean-claude van damme
Born
Jean-Claude Camille François Van Varenberg
18 October 1960 (age 55)
Sint-Agatha-Berchem , Brussels , Belgium
Other names
"The Muscles from Brussels"
Nationality
Belgian
Height
1.76 m (5 ft 9 in)
Division
Middleweight
Style
Karate, Kickboxing, Muay Thai , Taekwondo
Fighting out of
Brussels, Belgium
Team
Team Goetz
Trainer
Claude Goetz
Dominique Valera
Rank
2nd Dan Black Belt in Shotokan
Years active
1976–1982 (martial arts)
1979–present (acting)
Kickboxing record
Total
19
Wins
18
By knockout
18
Losses
1
Amateur career
Total
48
Wins
44
Losses
4
Other information
Occupation
Actor, martial artist, screenwriter, film producer, director
Spouse
Maria Rodriguez (m. 1980–84)
Cynthia Derderian (m. 1985–86)
Darcy LaPier
(m. 1994–97)
Gladys Portugues (m. 1987–92);
(1999–Present)
Children
Kristopher Van Varenberg
Bianca Brigitte Van Damme
Nicholas Van Varenberg
Jean-Claude Camille François Van Varenberg

SportsHistory Made In Football As Italian Referee Issues First Ever Green Card by DonEffiong(op): 8:04am On Oct 11, 2016
History was made in Italy last week as Vicenza attacker Cristian Galano received Serie B’s first-ever green card, which was awarded for fair play.



Officials speaking for the Italian second tier announced the scheme at the beginning of the season and said that the player with the most green cards at the end of the season will receive a reward.

Tuesday marked the first instance of the new policy in action, when Galano admitted that no Virtus Entella defenders had touched the ball when referee Marco Mainardi had incorrectly called for a corner kick.

Serie B president Andrea Abodi admits that the cards are largely symbolic, but is eager to promote the Italian second division in a more positive light following the match fixing scandal that rocked the league at the beginning of the season

Jokes EtcAn Epic Reply To Zahra Buhari's On IG by DonEffiong(op): 10:11am On Oct 06, 2016
this got me cracked up

Christianity Etc‘crucifix’ Appears In Nasarawa Mosque, Residents Troop Out For Miracle by DonEffiong(op): 3:58pm On Oct 02, 2016
Residents of Assakio Development Area in Lafia, Nasarawa State were thrown into confusion on Saturday following the sudden appearance of a strange cross five feet away from a central mosque in the community.
The mysterious sighting attracted a mammoth crowd from Assakio and its environs with many praying for forgiveness and blessings.
A 15 year-old-girl, Hajara Hussaini, in an interview with Punch said she first sighted the sign of a cross at about 8pm on Wednesday.
Hussaini, who said she had been sent on an errand by her parents, explained that when she saw a strange light, she as gripped by fear and rushed back home to alert her mother, Matan Liman.
Confirming the incident to journalists, Matan said she had sent her daughter to visit her grandmother. The middle-aged woman added that her daughter saw the crucifix while returning from the errand.
Other eyewitnesses, who spoke to Punch at the scene of the sighting, expressed fear and bewilderment.
An Enugu State native, Grace Eze, who resides in the Ashige area of the community, added that she got healed after visiting the scene of the cross.
She said, “I underwent a surgery about two years ago after which I started to experience a movement in my body. But after praying before the cross, I got healed.”
Source: Punch
PoliticsCBN Governor, Emefiele's Wife, Margaret Released by DonEffiong(op): 7:51am On Oct 01, 2016
Wife of Central Bank of Nigeria ( CBN) Governor, Mrs Margaret Emefiele, kidnapped on Thursday has been released by her abductors.

Family sources told Thisday Newspaper that she was rescued “due to the gallantry of the Armed Forces, Police and Security Forces”, in Ugoneki near Benin City and is currently recuperating in Government House, Asaba.

Recall that a group of heavily armed kidnappers abducted Margaret Emefiele, the wife of Nigeria’s Central Bank Governor, Godwin Emefiele along the Benin-Agbor Road last Thursday.
https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/cbn-governor-emefieles-wife-margaret-released.223293/
SportsC. Ronaldo Plane Crashes by DonEffiong(op): 10:26pm On Sep 30, 2016
Cristiano Ronaldo’s private jet reportedly crash landed at Barcelona airport on Monday night after the plane’s landing gear broke on impact with the runway.
Neither Ronaldo nor any of his family were on board when the Real Madrid star’s Gulfstream G200 aircraft was reported to have suffered a landing gear problem as it touched down at Barcelona’s El Prat airport.
The incident – in which no one was hurt -resulted in one of the airport’s runways being closed as emergency services dealt with the jet, which Ronaldo is believed to have bought for about £16million one year ago.
Ronaldo was with his Real Madrid teammates in Germany at the time of the crash ahead of Los Blancos’ Champions League match with Borussia Dortmund on Tuesday evening.
Zinedine Zidane’s men were forced to accept a 2-2 draw in the Group F game after former Chelsea winger Andre Schurrle scored the equalising goal with three minutes of the match to play.

source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/ronaldos-plane-crashes-barcelona/
Jokes EtcRe: The Memes You Haven't Seen Before (extremely Hilarious) by DonEffiong(op): 8:15am On Sep 30, 2016

Jokes EtcRe: My Funniest Pix Collections by DonEffiong(op): 8:08am On Sep 30, 2016
DonEffiong:
Wen e happen them go talk say na witch cos am
ma bhest
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akwa Ibom/cross River Nairaland Hookup Drop Any Contact by DonEffiong(op): 8:06am On Sep 30, 2016
for more fun DM
Science/TechnologyRe: The Biggest Snake In The World Found by DonEffiong(op): 9:21am On Sep 26, 2016
mikool007:
Poor editing skill, all fake
have u check d source and the video before saying its fake?
Science/TechnologyRe: The Biggest Snake In The World Found by DonEffiong(op): 5:35am On Sep 26, 2016
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