₦airaland Forum

how to avoid truck accident ? its simple drive in ghost mode

council polls again? ooooo

now the BOMB is well hidden no sign and also with a little e-format incase the BOMB refuse to explode

with more BOMB

this guy made this expo so normal that even the best invigilator couldn't caught him,
i think he is the best
in my school it's called BOMB






NB; i don't and will never encourage expo at any level

rozayx5:
was about to mention you

the kind fuel queue wey i see for Uyo today i have not seen before in my stay here

about a km long

my brother d queue 4 uyo na die i pay #150 to itam park and #1000 to ikot abasi that use to be #500

please my fellow nairalanders go to your bible and read proverbs chapter 24 verse 21

you will understand why we are suffering

this sounds like APC talk, always changing mouth about what they said,

today; we say this,

2moro; oh we didnt say that o or i cant remember saying that

now BH has taken up thier trademark and according to my database there is a -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- in the game so far

ableguy:
I don't even have time to or read your long copy and paste trash.

so his assertion is now trash because he is making a point?

ok take this why do JW keep predicting and changing the date Jesus will come and take his choosen kings to rule with him in heaven and how come u want to preach to others but bluntly refuse others preaching to you,

and why is that when a Jw marries a non-Jw it is considered a major sin in Jw that demands immediate disfellowship and subsequent ostracing by members?

divinehand2003:
But you know that the circumstances under which the present administration is working is far worse than when PDP was in power. There is a global economic melt down due to the slump in crude oil prices. So don't blame Buhari. Blame the poor economy.

u must be reading the back of your newspaper, who told that the world is having economic meltdown now? was it PMB that told u so?, the world economic meltdown had ended 2 to 3 years ago every country r enjoying reburst economy except those that rely on oil so dont come here and say sh*************t about what you dont know and dont 4get that d whole economy meltdown stuffs were all during GEJ Era and we never suffered like this, and now ur telling learned men this ABRUH go home and sleep because i know ur typing this from a barbing salon due to no light and no fuel and also no money to buy fuel even if u find it #ArrangingMyWrapper4Waist

more pictures

At least 13 people were killed and 35 injured when a series of
explosions ripped through Brussels airport and metro this
morning.
A double blast struck Zaventem airport at about 8am local
time, leaving windows shattered and smoke pouring from the
building.
An hour later an explosion hit the metro station at Maalbeek,
close to the city’s EU quarter. Black smoke was seen billowing
from the entrance in the aftermath, and there were reports
of up to ten though there was no immediate update on
injuries.

Upwards of 35 more were severely injured in the
blasts that have been blamed locally on a suicide
bomber and people have been ordered to stay
where they are.
It is believed the American Airlines departure
desk was targeted at the airport while a train
passing through the Maalbeek area, close to EU
parliament buildings, was attacked.
It is believed shots were fired and Arabic was
shouted before the explosions.

Security at Gatwick Airport has been increased following the attack
and Eurostar services to and from Brussels were suspended.
A witness at Maelbeek station told Belgian broadcaster RTBF: ‘We
left Maelbeek station towards the centre at around 9.07am, 9.10am,
when we felt an explosion which appeared to come from the front of
the train.
‘The lights went off, there was panic given what happened at
Brussels airport.

Some reports suggest that firefighters have discovered up to three
more explosive devices at the airport, also known as Zaventem
Airport.
On the Metro, traveller Evan Lamos tweeted a picture of passengers
climbing from his train into the tunnel, saying: ‘We are being
evacuated from the back of the Metro, between Schuman and
Maelbeek.
‘Smoke in the tunnel as we evacuate.’
Images on social media showed the injured being treated in the
street.
Maelbeek station is around 500 metres from the buildings of the
European Parliament.
As well as the airport, the whole Metro system was closed after the
attacks.


www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/world/europe/article4718935.ece

Our nowadays christians have choosen to worship pastors (papas/mamas) and have ignored God the main being they should be worshipping, What pastor or papa says hold more importance and sway in their life than what God says.

If pastor doesn't say it even if its written in the Bible it's meaningless. They reverence pastors more than JESUS CHRIST himself. In some nowadays churches everything just revolve around the pastors and his family, any other member don't matter.

The higher your tithe and monetary contribution the higher your influence and pastor's recognition in the church.
For the bible says in (2 Timothy 4:2-4 ) Preach the word; be ready in season and out of season; reprove, rebuke, and exhort, with complete patience and teaching. For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths. But we have forgotten that every christians have the same right and can contact God even without the help of any pastor, because we are all sons and daughters of God and God listen to us individually.
The bible is always right when it said ( hosea 4:6, my people perish for lack of knowledge)
My fellow christians never let any pastor/reverend/bishop/apostle/ evangelist/prophet or any preacher take the place of the ALMIGHTY GOD, THE "I AM THAT I AM" THE "CREATOR", THE "LIVE GIVER" in your life

they r doing it technically since they were technically defeated

see government business, illegality in legality, they should be expose like that it will help d country alot

Emmmmm what an arrest

welldone chairman

they people of rivers state says PDP all the way

I guess its internal, but I don't know

Lalasticlala

m.nydailynews.com/news/world/fugitive-drug-lord-el-chapo-captured-mexican-president-article-1.2490179

Me

Dear Minister: Jonathan is not to Blame!
(An Open Letter to the Honourable Minister of Communications of the Federal Republic of Nigeria)
Dear Honourable Minister Lai Mohammed,
Greetings and congratulations on your recent and well deserved appointment as Nigeria's Minister of Information.
You may recall that we met on the set of 'Politics Today' in May of 2011 soon after I was interviewed by Deji Bademosi and just before you were interviewed.
The purpose of my letter to you today is in response to your statement made on Monday the 21st of December, 2015 in which you accused former President Goodluck Jonathan, whom I served as one of three spokesmen, of being responsible for the current excruciating fuel scarcity now subsisting in Nigeria.
Your exact words were "What I will be telling Nigerians is that what we met on ground is such that we are paying for the sins of the last administration.....One of the reasons for the fuel scarcity was the inability of the last government to make adequate provision for fuel subsidy".
My candid take on your message to Nigerians is that it is an abdication of responsibility on your part and does not project you and the government you represent as being responsible.
Government, as you very well know, is a continuum. One government takes over from where the other stopped and to say that an action in December of 2015 (six months after ex President Jonathan handed over to the incumbent on May 29th, 2015, ) is the fault of the last President, is to confer super human powers on Jonathan.
To prove to you that it is wrong to blame the former President, I will quote the words of the incumbent President.
A month ago, President Buhari, while speaking to the Nigerian community in the Iranian capital, Tehran, said “I believe if you are in touch back at home, you would have been told that already there is some improvement in power".
Those were the words of President Muhammadu Buhari in Tehran on November 25th, 2015.
You, Honourable Minister, also boasted about the improvement in power back in August 2015, when you attributed the improvement to the 'body language' of the 'new sheriff' in town.
You may recall that you said "I say it anywhere I go that even though we have not added one single megawatt to power, there has been improvement. My colleagues in the PDP will say no; that’s not true. But I maintain that this improvement is as a result of the kind of integrity that President Buhari has brought to leadership."
Now, you and I know that despite what you said about the President's "body language", there is absolutely no way that any action or inaction of President Muhammadu Buhari could have led to an improvement in power.
All the new power stations that have come on stream this year were either built or completed by Jonathan. Absolutely all of them were conceived, funded, built and commissioned by Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Presidents, the same party that you said had destroyed Nigeria.
On October 19th, 2013, then President Jonathan completed and commissioned the 530 Megawatts Omotosho Power station Phase 2 begun by his predecessor.
On February 20th, 2015, he commissioned the 750 MW Olorunsogo II Power Station in Ifo Local Government Area of Ogun State.
On March 24th, 2015, Jonathan also commissioned the Phase I 504MW (Simple Cycle Gas) Alaoji Power Plant at Umuobasi-Ukwu, Abia State.
Former President Jonathan was also the leader who successfully privatized major chunks of our power generation and distribution infrastructure. He also created the Nigerian Bulk Electricity Trading PLC.
So concerned was President Jonathan to know the state of electricity provision that I had to do regular, sometimes weekly, polls and surveys on Twitter to get the public's feedback on the state of power in their locales.
Yet, despite all these, President Buhari and you, Honourable Minister, were not shy at taking credit for the improvement in electricity in far away Tehran and Lagos at various times this year.
One wonders why the same "integrity" you credited for automatically improving power cannot provide fuel?
Don't you think it is a bit rich to blame ex President Jonathan for the current fuel subsidy especially given the fact that leading lights of your party resisted and rejected the ex President's move to do away with fuel subsidy by deregulating the down stream sector of the petroleum sector?
Indeed Honourable Minister, you may recall that as the National Publicity Secretary of the then Action Congress of Nigeria, you released a statement condemning the then government's plans to deregulate the petroleum industry and remove fuel subsidy and also said that the removal of fuel subsidy was "a threat to Nigeria's unity".
Sir, you would agree with me that it is only honourable to take the bitter with the sweet.
I am reminded of my 10 year old daughter's comments to me every time I accuse her of watching too much television. She quotes a line from the Disney movie, 'A Bug's Life' in which Hopper says to Atta "First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault".
If my daughter at 10 is aware of this rule, shouldn't a minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, who also happens to be over 60 years of age, and who also happens to be the official spokesperson of the current administration know this rule?
A bad workman may blame his tools, but it takes an irresponsible workman to blame his predecessor!
When Jonathan became President on May 6th, 2010, he met a comatose railway network. He did not blame his predecessors. Rather, he went to work.
Within two years, he successfully rehabilitated a significant portion of our national railway infrastructure and had restored intra and inter city routes for the first time decades. He made it possible for Nigerians to travel from Lagos to Kano for less than $10 (₦1600).
There were services from Port Harcourt to Enugu, Makurdi to Port Harcourt and Gombe-Kafanchan-Kaduna to mention but a few.
For the first time in decades, there was a direct rail transport from Tin Can Island Port in Lagos all the way to Kano with stops along the way.
Jonathan successfully built the brand new standard gauge 187 kilometer Abuja-Kaduna railway which will make it possible to live in Kaduna and work in Abuja.
Within Lagos, he introduced air conditioned fast Diesel Multiple Unit trains, the first of its type in Nigeria.
I quite remember that when I wrote about these accomplishments, members and sympathizes of your party publicly labeled me a liar.
I remained a liar in the eyes of the Nigerian public until my recent surprise vindication by the new Minister of Transport, Rotimi Amaechi, who said while on a familiarization tour of the Nigerian Railway Corporation as follows “in fact, I think we have a problem; most people don’t believe that the railway transport is functioning in Nigeria. I didn’t even know, until I started this tour, I never knew that the railway was functioning, it was even from his (MD’s) speech that I learnt that there are some coaches or services that go to Kano or Port Harcourt or elsewhere. So we need to make people become more aware that the narrow gauge is working, and that people can still use it to travel around that country."
Now, Honourable Minister Lai Mohammed, who do we blame for this remarkable progress in our rail sector?
Let me end this letter to you with a quote from best selling author, Dr. Steve Maraboli: "It’s time to care; it’s time to take responsibility; it’s time to lead; it’s time for a change; it’s time to be true to our greatest self; it’s time to stop blaming others."
Thank you and be assured of my continued loyalty and support to the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Reno Omokri is the founder of the Mind of Christ Christian Center in California, author of Shunpiking: No Shortcuts to God and Why Jesus Wept and the host of Transformation with Reno Omokri (Sunday at 2.30PM on San Francisco's KTLN, Chanel 25 on Comcast).

Scratch and win

Best dressed Indian police

Wen e happen them go talk say na witch cos am

VIP toilet

hanger bra

Make a memes with it and repost

Make the funniest memes with this pix

Nairalanders I saw this pixx on one of the national dailies, and they claim the man is too handsome pls caption it