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Science/TechnologyThe Biggest Snake In The World Found by DonEffiong(op): 5:30am On Sep 26, 2016
THIS is the moment a gigantic 33-FEET-long anaconda was found by terrified builders on a construction site in Brazil.

The huge reptile, which weighs in at at a whopping 63 stone, was discovered by the workers after they carried out a controlled explosion in the Cave of Altamira in the northern state of Para.

Construction workers in Brazil found a 33feet long anaconda
The beast was discovered while they were carrying out a controlled explosion
Giant anaconda found in Brazillian building site
Video footage taken by one of the crew pans down the snake's enormous body - which measures one metre in diameter.

After making the frightening discovery, the workers chained the animal to a crane and later lifted it up to reveal its yellow spotted under belly - a move which was criticised in the comments when the clip was uploaded to YouTube.

It's claimed the builders killed the snake rather than leave it in its natural habitat but this has not been confirmed.

Others believe the animal may have died in the explosion, possibly being hit by falling debris, as its head appeared flat in the video footage.

One user wrote: "I'm not sure this is real, but if it is, shame on these people for killing it! A snake that big has probably been alive for a very long time now, just to be killed for a few pictures? What a waste."
Some have criticised the workers for chaining up the massive reptile
They claim it looks like it has been killed
Others say it may have died in the explosion having been hit by falling debris
Another said: "Human be like 'oh look a giant rare snake and it maybe the last species on this earth, so lets kill it and show it to the world'."

The Guinness World Record for the longest snake in captivity is currently held by Medusa, a snake in Kansas City, US, which measures 25 feet 2in long.

[https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1849377/terrifying-33ft-anaconda-discovered-lurking-in-caves-near-dam-construction-site-in-brazil/?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-FBPAGE-_-TheSun-thesun-_-20160925-_-News-_-597417580] [Terrifying 33ft anaconda discovered lurking in caves near dam construction site in Brazil] is good,have a look at it!

PoliticsCan The FG Please Answer This Question by DonEffiong(op): 10:58pm On Sep 19, 2016
this question has been bothering me for a long time please can the FG through it appropriate ministry answer this question?
with all this why do we still need to borrow to finance the economy

Jokes EtcCaption This Funny Picture by DonEffiong(op): 1:45pm On Sep 16, 2016
caption this picture

Jokes EtcRe: Why Is This Corper Not Smilling When She Met PMB by DonEffiong(op): 12:29pm On Sep 14, 2016
philo3:
She for prefer to meet with E_money grin
your ryt
Jokes EtcWhy Is This Corper Not Smilling When She Met PMB by DonEffiong(op): 7:37am On Sep 14, 2016
have looked at this picture several times and have notice this one corper not smilling even when her mate are busy shining their teeths so am wondering why

Jokes EtcRe: The Memes You Haven't Seen Before (extremely Hilarious) by DonEffiong(op): 6:41am On Aug 30, 2016
DonEffiong:
more.
excess
PoliticsWhy Is President Buhari Not Invited To G20 Summit This Year 2016 by DonEffiong(op):
Last year immediately President Buhari took over the helms of affair of Nigeria.

He was swiftly invited to the G7 summit and APC propaganda machine use that opportunity to create a wave of global acceptance and projected the president has being the messiah we have been waiting for.

but a year after that the same summit is going on and our dear president name seem to be missing on the invited guest list.
so am force to ask what would have been the CAUSE?
Jokes EtcRe: The Memes You Haven't Seen Before (extremely Hilarious) by DonEffiong(op): 2:40pm On Aug 27, 2016
bennynaza:
I'll be back
when?
PoliticsThe Nigeria We Need by DonEffiong(op): 11:01pm On Aug 23, 2016
I propose that for Nigeria to be truly one different from what our founding fathers envision ( because they were ethnic champions clamouring for ethnic superiority in the enclave called Nigeria and who to rule, who to have the highest share of Nigeria, who are to be designated the superior and who to be designated the inferior.
If you want to know check the true history of Nigeria founding political leaders in a saperate perspective what is normally feed to us.)
The superior law of the land that must be above any religious, ethnic, sect, cult or personal laws, insomuch that the same punishment matted out to a Christian/muslim for killing a muslim/christian or any person living in Nigerian, the same law protecting a muslim in the south is the same law protecting a muslim in the north, a law guaranteeing the freedom of a small Christian businessman at Zamfara state should be the same law protecting the another small muslim businessman at imo state.
That same law that gives me the right to apply for any Nigerian job as long as i have the qualification without recourse to my ethnicity or religion, that same law thay makes me a Nigerian first before any other thing, that same law that will give a due and appropriate punishment to both the high and low equally without recourse to his riches, the same law that can defend a poor muslim/christian against a rich christian/muslim and that same law that will guarantee the operation of any worship house anywhere in Nigeria all in full practicality. A law that guarantee that nobody, religion, sect or cult is above the law's punishment.
A law that treats law abiding foreigner the same as good citizen, a law so equal it doesn't need ages for interpretation, a very Nigerian law so Nigerian that the populace know knows it by heart, the law that works, a law that guarantee that all Nigerian are treated as Nigerian anywhere in Nigeria and anybody that goes against it is punish accordingly and promptly.

A law that will make ordinary Nigerian proud of his country, a law not just for hearsay but a law that works for all, a law that works both in the interior villages and in the big cities, a law that forces the Government and iys officials to be totally responsible and accountable to all Nigeria no matter his/her political status. A law that will make me a citizen of Nigeria no matter where i go in Nigeria.
A law that punishes a muslim for a crime against a christian in a muslim dominated area and also punishes a christian for a crime against a muslim in a christian dominated area.
A law that will make God proud of us
Jokes EtcRe: The Memes You Haven't Seen Before (extremely Hilarious) by DonEffiong(op): 7:09am On Aug 14, 2016
BiafraudExposed:
lol@apc supporters
na fact now according to the economic situation
Jokes EtcRe: The Memes You Haven't Seen Before (extremely Hilarious) by DonEffiong(op): 11:15pm On Aug 11, 2016
bk630:
grin grin grin grin grin very funny
undecided
ComputersRe: I Just Repaired some Hard Disk That Has Been Decleared irrepairable by DonEffiong(op): 6:28pm On Aug 11, 2016
charlyxx9:
how do i reach you am in lagos and i would need your service if there is surety of working after its done cause i gat a pile of harddisk to repair many with ticking problem and the other one used it externally by mistake it resulted to a prompt message "do you want to format" which i don't due to file of over 200gb.pls get back to me ASAP
am in uyo and r u on whatsapp?
ComputersRe: I Just Repaired some Hard Disk That Has Been Decleared irrepairable by DonEffiong(op): 6:25pm On Aug 11, 2016
charlyxx9:
how do i reach you am in lagos and i would need your service if there is surety of working after its done cause i gat a pile of harddisk to repair many with ticking problem and the other one used it externally by mistake it resulted to a prompt message "do you want to format" which i don't due to file of over 200gb.pls get back to me ASAP
those with clicking sound i can repair them very well.
then those with other problems i need to check their viability before i conclude on them
ComputersRe: I Just Repaired some Hard Disk That Has Been Decleared irrepairable by DonEffiong(op): 10:08pm On Aug 10, 2016
Nduxx:
On this system:
HP Compaq 6510b
Processor: Intel duo Core @2Ghz 2Ghz
Ram: 2GB
where are you and how do i get to change it
ComputersRe: I Just Repaired some Hard Disk That Has Been Decleared irrepairable by DonEffiong(op): 8:52pm On Aug 10, 2016
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ComputersRe: I Just Repaired some Hard Disk That Has Been Decleared irrepairable by DonEffiong(op): 8:43pm On Aug 10, 2016
Nduxx:
Can you change the processor of a laptop?
yes ofcos that is not even an issue
ComputersRe: I Just Repaired some Hard Disk That Has Been Decleared irrepairable by DonEffiong(op): 12:55pm On Aug 10, 2016
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ComputersRe: I Just Repaired some Hard Disk That Has Been Decleared irrepairable by DonEffiong(op): 12:33pm On Aug 10, 2016
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ComputersI Just Repaired some Hard Disk That Has Been Decleared irrepairable by DonEffiong(op): 12:15pm On Aug 10, 2016
I came to my office this morning and as usual i saw some pile of hard disk that has been there since 2010 and for some reason or so where not functional anymore even after much trial to make it work for years but it didnt work. But today being different as all others days and since i didnt expect any work this morning so i decided to try my hands on the hard disk after going on a tutorial on its repair.
So i observe all the precautions and as an engineer i carefully open and inspect them tracing the issues and correcting them accordingly after first, second, third, and so on attempt.
At a point i wanted to give up as i normally do, i decided not to and until it works i will not rest
so i tried again after praying to God for direction and lo and behold i inserted it connected everything and it WORKED i was amazed i removed it again.
repaired another hard disk inserted back and it worked with all data fully intact since 2010.
i was overjoyed i decided to try many other hard disk and they all are working.
the reason am saying this is because i was told hard disk cannot be repaired and if possible it can only be done by extreme professionals or abroad
So i said let me share it here with all my friends everything is possible with God

N/B don't attempt this if you don't have the right equipments and it is a 50/50 chance any mistake means the hard disk is gone 4ever

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akwa Ibom/cross River Nairaland Hookup Drop Any Contact by DonEffiong(op): 12:18am On Aug 08, 2016
Drop your bbm pin let put u on a closed akwa/cross hookup group strictly private
PhonesRe: Ever Wondered Why Bluetooth Is Called Bluetooth by DonEffiong(m): 6:30am On Jul 26, 2016
Ok so is that all? undecided
RomanceA 59years Old Woman Is Asking For A Lesbian Sex With My Guy's Girlfriend by DonEffiong(op):
recently my guy came to me as his closest friend and told me about what his girls is passing through in the hand of a women age 59. that they meet at their school re-union (his girl attended girl only school) and since then the 59years old lady has been disturbing her for months for a relationship or outright sex and has refuse to back down even when his girl has threatened to expose her and this 59years old lady is married with 5 grown and well to do kids.
he is asking me for what to do to get the lady off his girl's back and seriously i have no idea
please Nairalanders help

sorry for the typing errors am in a rush
PoliticsRe: My Identity by DonEffiong(op): 6:47am On Jul 08, 2016
sometimes i wonder whether they dont't know or they didnt goto school
PoliticsMy Identity by DonEffiong(op): 11:22pm On Jul 07, 2016
please take note

FamilyYou And Your House Help by DonEffiong(op): 4:39pm On Jul 02, 2016
YOU AND YOUR HOUSE HELP

You and your kids sleeps by 9:0pm and wakes up by 7:00am, but if your house help sleeps by 1:00pm he/she is sleeping too much and if he wakes up 6:00am you beat the living day light out of him/her

You buy clothes for yourself and kids every month but can’t buy a common pant or boxer for your house help for the past 1year or more.

Your kids leave to school by 7:30am because you don’t want them to miss any class but you don’t allow your house help to go to school until 9:0am because he has nothing better to do at school.

Your kids school fees is about N200,000 minus books and other stuffs but your house help school fee is free but to give him/her N50 for broom for handwork you will claim there is no money and N50 is too much to ask.

If your kids do anything wrong you promptly correct them, but if your house help does anything wrong you beat the living day light out of him/her.

When you cook Afang soup for the whole family, your house help eat old sour okro soup without meat or fish that was meant to be thrown away.

You treat your dogs and other pets better than your house help.

The place your house help sleeps is worst than a pit toilet.

When you or your kids are sick you find the proper medical attention for them, but if house help is she is either pregnant if is a girls or being lazy if is a boy and if it gets worst Paracetamol is all you can afford.

You and your kids eat about 2-3 cups of Garri each at once but you expert your house hepl to eat 1 cup a week.

You buy good leather shoe for your children for both church and school, but only manage to buy bathroom slippers for your house help for both church and school.

Your house help works both day and night but you claim he/she is not doing anything but your kids sleeps and play all the time but you claim they are so busy.

Your house help eats 1% of what you and your kids eat but he works 100% of what you and your kids do combine.

He/she always looks hungry and tattered every time and he claims he/she is a witch when you have clearly refuse to take care of him.

Let me ask you if someone were to treat your son or daughter that way would you be happy?

YAH is mighty He sits with the highly and he sits with the lowly

When he/she becomes something in the future you will come to claim you trained him

MAY ALMIGHTY GOD TREAT US A MILLION TIMES THE SAME WAY WE TREAT OUR HOUSE HELPS. AMEN AND AMEN

#MreffionAsanam
Jokes EtcPlease Caption This Picture by DonEffiong(op): 5:48pm On Jun 29, 2016
i saw this today, can someone please caption this?

Foreign AffairsExplosion At Istanbul Airport and gunshot by DonEffiong(op):
Gun Shots, Two Explosions at Istanbul's Ataturk Airport;
Casualties Reported


According to a Turkish official, police fired shots at suspects at the international terminal's entry, before the security check, in an effort to neutralize them. The two suspects then blew themselves up.

Two explosions and gunfire were heard at Istanbul's Ataturk
airport. Turkish broadcaster NTV says several were wounded.
A witness told CNN's Turkish affiliate that gunfire came from
the airport's parking lot. Taxis are reportedly ferrying
wounded people from the airport to nearby hospitals.
This is a developing story.



At least 10 were killed and 40 people were wounded after two explosions and gunfire went off at Istanbul's Ataturk airport, according the Turkish justice minister.
According to a Turkish official, police fired shots at suspects at the international terminal's entry, before the security check, in an effort to neutralize them. The two suspects then blew themselves up.
Taxis were seen ferrying wounded people from the airport to nearby hospitals.
www.haaretz.com/middle-east-news/1.727712
more update coming

EducationUniversity Of Uyo (uniuyo) Pume 2016 Screening Exercise by DonEffiong(op):
The university of uyo hereby invites candidates who made the university
their 1st choice in the 2016/2017 Unified Tertiary matriculation
examination and had a minimum score of 180 to apply for screening. The
schedule for the screening exercise is as follows

Day 1 5th July 2016 Engineering (1)

Day 2 6th July 2016 Engineering (2)

Day 3 9th July 2016. Law/Agriculture/Engineering (3) - Food & Agriculture engineering

Day 4 11th July 2016. Education

Day 5. 12th July 2016. Pharmacy/ Education (2)- social studies eduction.

Day 6. 13 July 2016 Environmental studies/Basic Medical science

Day 7 14th July 2016. Social sciences

Day 8 15th July 2016. Arts

Day 9. 16th July 2016. Science/Arts(2)- History & Philosophy

Day 10. 18th July 2016. Business Admin(1)- acct & busines management
(1)

Day 11 19th July 2016. Business admin. (2)- Banking & Finance , insurance

, marketing, business management (2)/ clinical science

Day 12. 20th July 2016. Clinical science (2).

Eligible candidate should pay #2000 via remits platform.

Candidate are required to come for the screening exercise with the
following items:

1. Four copies of the uniuyo 2016 online registration form duly completed
with the photography printed in colour.

2. Four copies of 2016 jamb result print out

3. Four recent passport size photograph on red background with the name ,
UTME reg number and signature of the candidate on the reverse side of
the photography.

*venue* onyema ugochuchukwu hall, uniuyo town campus

*closing dates* the dates for the reg is Saturday July 2 2016 mid night

contact me via mail for more updates
For constant update
Brought to you by:
Don1 (08093074461)
Christianity EtcRe: Deuteronomy 25 Vs 11-12 Have You Read It Before? by DonEffiong(op): 3:23pm On Jun 16, 2016
ANIEXTY:
Op abeg which version of bible u dey use ?
all type
HealthDental Care: How To Transform Your Teeth From Yellow To White by DonEffiong(op): 3:09pm On Jun 16, 2016
Having beautiful, white teeth is a thing of pride but yellow teeth can be a
source of embarrassment to the owner. A lot of people have used expensive
means to acquire white teeth from surgery to laser treatment. However,
you can use simple household ingredients to transform your yellow teeth to
white. All you need are baking soda and lemon.
Make sure that these two ingredients are close at your hands, and then
follow these steps if you want to correctly utilize this home treatment.
1. Add a tablespoon of baking soda in a bowl.

2. Cut the lemon in two halves then, squeeze the lemon and get a
tablespoon of lemon juice

3. Add the lemon juice to the baking soda and mix the ingredients

4. Take a napkin and use it to remove the mixture out of the bowl

5. Apply the mixture to your teeth, making sure you apply it to the upper
and lower teeth

6. Wait for two minutes, so that the remedy can work

7. Rinse your mouth and the teeth well and get the result you expected.

NB: Make sure you do not use this procedure too often as it may cause more
damage on your tooth enamel.

https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/dental-care-how-to-transform-your-teeth-from-yellow-to-white.214594/

Christianity EtcDeuteronomy 25 Vs 11-12 Have You Read It Before? by DonEffiong(op): 11:21am On Jun 16, 2016
If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to
rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Showher no pity.
RomanceRe: Finally! Finally! Finally! Ve Arrived Oh. by DonEffiong(m): 1:20pm On Jun 14, 2016
see as your head the swell like poor man garri

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