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I wrote my last paper on Monday n get to text er d time n venue on Tuesday morning ( school Cafeteria by 4:00pm), obviously not gonna take er to my crib for d tutorial.

So she called me around 3:55pm to tell me she's bin at d school cafeteria ever since buh just cant seem to find me inside or anywhere near by, she asked me if i forgot about d plan we both made.I Told er to calm down dat its not even 4:00pm yet n dis one shes stressing er self over d time issue, it just seems like she and her crew wants to gang rape me n I'm beginning to ve second thought about coming. She laughed it out n told me to come fast dat she hates being kept waiting, well told er to chill n relax dat seems like shes missing me already n she shouldn't worry herself cuz once I'm done wit wat I'm doing i'll be wit her shortly, n she should give me 10mins to round up. truth is i wasnt really doing anything just wanted er to get d memo " I'm a very busy guy n she gat to be thankful for sharing my time n space ". I end d call n continue wit wat i was doing wic was irrelevant btw b4 i decided to freshen up.

I finally hit d road n got to d cafeteria around 4:30pm n saw her sitting down like sum1 wus aunt just locked out of d auz, I took a quick glance at her n saw she was putting on some short black sexy gawn, drinking an Eva water while pressing er iphone.

I went to were she was brought out a chair n sat close to er. She looked at me n asked if it was d time we both agreed on wic i told er I was busy handling some important stuff n had to even cancel it to come meet er cuz i was worried she might fail d course if didn't show up. She asked me wat I was busy doing wic i neglected by saying its confidential den i ordered some snacks n soft drink n told her to bring d physics note for me to take a look at it.

They brought d snacks n soft drinks wic we both ate, n after she was done wit hers I whispered into her ears n said " did she really think i was gonna teach her in dis place, nah i don't want ur mind go playing pranks on u wen I'm busy teaching u, might go having random thoughts about me wen u suppose to pay attention " I immediately told her to take all er stuffs n follow me.

I took her to one of my fav classes n we began d tutorial. She was a fast learner n surprisingly didnt give me any tough time n dat made my work very much easy. I was able to cover d course b4 d day went dark, actually we got to round up around 7:15pm

After we were done wit d tutorial we den decided to head home cuz d day was getting dark. While going home, we held hands n was walking slowly. Things suddenly became tense, there was silence for about a mins ( i guess d nice serene environment, sunset n sexy cool breeze was playing a major role wic made d whole scenario romantic, like u nid to take a walk wit one of ur babe during evening time in school to get wat I'm saying). Then she finally manage to iniate a convo

SHE: thanks for putting me tru wit d physics, neva thought i could understand phy dis much let alone get to solve d calculations.

ME: Dont thank me yet, u've got to score A for me to accept ur gratitude n u should know I'm selling ur Indian, Brazilian, Cameeroon n Aba artificial hair if u end up scoring B.

SHE: * laughed hard * u ain't serious, I don't put on artificial hair not to talk of Aba. Anything u see on my head is pure human hair n u know dat cost a fortune

ME: lol wats d essence of putting on hair from diff countries but havent being to any of dem.... U beta go n return dose hair n use d money to take me out to a posh place, u can probably use d rest to buy some bleashing cream for urself cuz I'm finding it hard to see ur face dis evening, if i decide to call u darky now u will think m just making gest of u( said it wit an edge to my voice )

SHE: * she was laughing hard * U re not serious, u re talking as if u re lighter dan me oya come here let me shame u ( she held my hands trying to compare d both of us cuz she knew I was darker, even a blind man could tell from afar. she was trying to poke fun out of d situation )

ME: oh! u've finally succeeded in using dose filthy hands of urz to touch me.....now i've got to call 911 cuz I'm afraid u might just rape me if u go using dose hands on me ( said dat putting on a serious face, I knew she was trying to make gest of me n i didn't want er to get away wit it )

SHE: ( laughed hard, I guess she just love laughing buh if u see er on a norm's u won't know she's dis carefree) Stop joor, y do u just like twisting every of my word.

ME: Lol, I don't nid to cuz ur heart is giving u out cheaply even wen u seem not to admit btw My trouser is off limit n I'm buying padlock dis nyt inshort let me come n be going b4 ur crew shows up( removed my hands from hers n decide to walk fast)

she was laughing hard n didn't even realise i gave er quite some distance, wen she eventually got to know i was far from er, she den ran to catch up Buh as soon as I saw her edging towards me, i went d opposite direction. she got to plead n promised not to use dose hands of hers to touch me buh I wasn't allowing all wat she was saying to get to me. When we finally got out of d school walls I told er to come to my crib during d weekend dat ders something i wud like to show her. She agreed on coming buh insist on me telling her d thing i intend to show her. I told her not to worry dat wen she comes, she will find out herself n I'm going to text er were I live wen I get home. I den board a bike wished her success on her exam n b4 she cud thank me d bike was long gone.



to be continued.......

Continuation

It didn't take her long to call the next day, I just saw some unknown number bleeping my line around 8:15am buh unfortunately I was still lying on my bed cuz it happens to be weekend(Saturday), i only get to sleep dat long during weekends due to my busy schedules, so i didn't pick d call for all i know it cud be a wrong number or probably dose service provider ( like sum1 nid to tell em to stop bleeping my line)

I later stood up some minutes later to freshen up, took some slice bread n brought out my Hp laptop to study d forex market (yeah I',m a forex trader), was still analysing d forex market b4 d same unknown number called me again wic I didn't pick, arrh! I hate strange numbers go bleeping my line n I rarely pick em. Buh my mind was telling me it cud be er so I continued wit wat I was doing cuz i felt if shes d one she will definitely call back

Before I could complete d statement my phone started buzzing again wit d same unknown number dis time I knew she was d one, so i decided to pick d call b4 she runs down my phone battery. Before I cud say hello i heard a sexy sonorous voice dat could melt dat ov mount everest, so alluring n charming!

SHE: hello juck head, its me sophia

( immediately she said hello i knew it was er, she didnt nid to introduce er self b4 I cud recognise er voice)
ME: ( I decided to pretend as if I didn't know who was on d line ) Thought I told u guyz( customer care ) to stop bleeping my line not only did u run my battery down, u also made me lose concentration on a project i was working on

SHE: * cracked up * hmm, don't tell me u've forgotten my voice so easily, well its me sophia d gurl u met d oda day at d hallway. didn't get to tell u my name tho

ME: Oh! Darky its u, didn't know ur name is sophia....hmm, "Sophie" not bad, anyway wats wit d baby voice, re u trying to impress me wit it?

SHE: *cracked up* Lol, u ain't serious who's darky ''see stove dey call kettle blaq'' n btw dats my normal voice I'm not trying to impress any1 wit it.

ME: ( well I wasn't letting any of wat she was saying get to me ) Hmm So u called to properly ask me out, buh didn't I tell u dis relationship wouldnt work, u just wouldn't take no for an answer huh?

SHE: ( was laughing so hard, dumbfounded n lost of words. well I didn't let er jolt back to er senses (say a word) b4 I stroke er again )

ME: Buh u should know if I'm to accept ur proposal u'll ve to take me to a posh place, pay for my meals (drinks n food) n probably get to sing dat song u refused to sing for me d oda day, dat way I might reconsider ur proposal

SHE: ( Laughing so hard for like 2 sec to catch er breath) lol u wish, how do u expect a gurl to do all dat just to be wit a guy. its supposed to be d oda way round n btw i called to check up on u besides u dont seems to ve my num.....

ME: ( I didn't let er finish d statement ) u beta not end up regretting u didnt get to be wit d guy u ve an eye for wen u had d chance. Life is too short my dear n we only got one to live!

SHE: ( She went mute for like 5sec, I guess d word sank deep into er mainstream b4 she managed to utter a word ) so wen do we get to start the tutorial?

ME: Oh so u can go using dose filthy hands of urz to seduce me....sorry I don't want u to take my virginity without my conscient

SHE: Lol who is trying to seduce u, you dis bad child. If u re a virgin my grandma is too.. ( her voice suddenly became serious ) Pls now i've got little time to study d course cuz I'm having it next week thursday

ME: let me see if I can squeeze my schedule a bit cuz its so tight ryt now. Ok let's see on Tuesday, ( I was rounding up mine on Mon, I obviously can't put it a day I'm having my exam. In as much i do like er n also trying to help er, my education comes first apart from God�)

SHE: OK Tuesday it is den thanks.

ME: Sorry gtg, nid to take care of some important stuff

SHE: Wait wat about d time n venue?

ME: I'll text u d time n venue wen d time comes. *den i immediately cut d

@ihenzy

I dont know wat to say to u cuz u fell d hand of brodahood, U allowed dat tiny little gurl to turn u into a puppet n u went on doing every of er bidding, bro not only did she friendzoned u she also turned u to er personnal maga. she got ur balls bro n u ain't getting DAT anytime soon if u continue like did.

Do dey have to tie ur both hands and whimp u b4 u get to know its a crime for u to ask a gurl out, not only did u do d mistake of asking er out, u also agreed to play a second fiddle to her arrrrh! c'mon do u have to sell urself short just for a little sniff of a ladies pant.

My advice, ignore her calls n chat n do urself a huge favour by reading dis thread from the beginning.

@Millennialaku
Yeah dose words just seems to flow naturally like a river dat flows frequently n empty its embodiment in d shore n a fine wine u can't hide it taste no matter how u try. Wen u take ur time to study d drills it becomes part of u n ur way of life

My advice kindly take ur time to go through d thread. Don't just read it like some novel or newspaper. Study, digest n practice n surely urs will become ur way of life

I immediately dropped my books and was curious to know were she was heading to. So I followed er, she was far ahead of me and I didn't want to run after er so dat I won't look needy or desperate like a wu33y a77 nigga

God so good she stopped along d hallway and decided to go read under one of the trees, on knowing I went back to take some of the vital things from my bag so as to prevent stories dat touch ( I hope u know wat I meant, if u don't niether do I ) well i gave my bag to a friend of mine to keep an eye on it.

so I decided to go get a table water to cool my system( why rush a meal dats der for the taking) and perhaps I was really thirsty. So I bought d water and took a note wit me and off I went

I finally got to were she was, sat close to er and brought out d table water n started drinking. Wen I was done I relaxed and viewed d nice serene environment b4 I opened my note, pretending like i was reading wereas i was flipping tru d pages
NB : I didn't even look at er for a sec during dose while, well u may ask y, well heres the reason one
1) I didn't want er to get d memo dat I chased er all d way from d class down here bcuz i wanted to collect er digit in which she will read as ( here comes anoda peacock on heat can't just do wit anything under skirt. probably anoda one of dose nice wu33y average guyz ) , bottom line, neva let a gurl know ur true intentions towards er

2) sendless; make er less important trust me ladies love attention alot especially d hot Chic's and they get annoyed easily n obsessed wen a guy do d opposite
why don't u DARE to be DIFFERENT

So I was busy reading my note while she was well God knows wat she was doing i neva cared to know. she got bored reading and went on doing all sort of things to get my attention which I didn't budge. wen she noticed I wasn't getting any of it, she took er handbag brought out er phone and started pressing while she sheepishly stare at me wit one side of d eyes ( sleek move). Lol, dis continued for several minutes and i neva gave a flinch nor did i look at er for a sec. in my mind i was just laughing


Wen i saw all sort of stunt she was pulling trying to get my attention. I den brought out my phone n took a grimpse look at d time b4 i came to reality dat if i dont strike a convo sooner rather later, I'm going to end up not engrossing n spuring entangling fun out of er boring life. i quickly took a grimpse look at er n found out she was having hard time understanding a course cuz she was just staring at d book like it wants to choke d hell outa er. On seeing this i decided to strike a convo


Me: Are those words in ur book written in flames or cud my eyes be deceiving me? ( said it putting on a serious face)

She: *smiled*....I don't get


Me: ur head is oozing out of smoke, now I'm beginning to worry this tree might just catch fire

She: *laughed*....I'm just finding hard time wit dis course(phy301) ooo its giving me tough time


Me: is dat y u pondering urself over it, lucky 4 u I happen to know it

She: Omg! really?


Me: easy gurl yeah, buh u should know my service ain't free

Her: hmmm...so wats it for me den


Me: well heres not the time and place to discuss dat..........(took er phone, input my hotline n told er to call me to find out. stood up n told er I've gtg)

Her: oh so quick? btw wic side are u heading to cuz I'm already tired of reading let's just go togeda


Me: you tired just now, hmm i might just change my mind about d tutor stuff, how I'm I sure u not going to fall in love wit me d instance we start n 4get u came to learn
(smiled at er) inshort I'm not tutoring u again don't wanna break dose tiny little heart of urs n make u make u still fail ur exam

Her: (laughing so hard, she was stunned)..., imma big gurl n besides I don't fall dat easy.....let's go joor ( drag my hands and was forcing me to go)


Me: I must warn u my heart is too big for one girl too carry oo, if u fall for me its at ur own risk...btw I don't think u can handle the heat

Her: *laughing hard*.....sha be feeling urself by d way I ve a boyfriend


(in my mind i was like, so dis gal thinks she can throw me off balance wit dis word, well she gat to do beta dan dat to get me. only if she knew wat she has just done.. using er own words to hurt herself)
Me: wait! did she just try to play a fast one on me (i did it as if I was talking to myself wit a low tone), well u ve do beta Dan dat to get me

She: for real I have a bf n I love him dearly


Me: oh poor guy! It wud ve bin beta if u dint meet me cuz from now henceforth he's gonna be in a very long queue

She: Lol, wat makes u think I'm gonna leave my bf more or less for u....... I love him ok


Me: *laughed out* why is ur conscience judging u already, lol, no nid to feel guilty cuz I'm not about taking u away from him, perphaps i don't want to break d poor guy tinys heart n besides I don't ve a thing for dark gurls, u might just go staining me soft skin (mind u she is chocolate, got dat perfect blend of color admonished by nature. oh! forgot to mention shes a 9ner...hmm)

Her: see ur head, Do u know thousands of people ( guyz most especially) dat drool over my color I guess u dont know....do u know anything at all self


Me: Lol wat do u expect to hear from dose guyz dats tryna impress u..... of course they would go. waxing lyrically how blooming, glooming n enchanting ur skin is. they wouldn't wanna tell u d truth would they??

Her: lol, I receive compliment from girls also if u don't know

Me: so she's a lesby! well let me see ( I looked at er intensively like a doc inspecting one of his patients)
for a start er height is not bad for er body 5.4ft tall (I looked at er again n noticed she was putting on shoes)
oh! u think u can deceive me wit dose shoes abi OK I think 4.5 wud suffice.

She:arrrrrrh! I'm I dat short haba ( she was eager to hear the full analysis about er)

Me: she's got nice lips tho buh aint sure she knows how to use em... n d worst case scenario is, shes a lesby 4 dat mata, too bad cuz I've totally lost interest before she even get d chance to impress

Her: *cant help buh burst out wit laughter* so its me u analysed like dis abi, iyaf do b4 u finish me... wait!, oooo can't bliv ive bin talking to u all dis while and I dont know ur name.
(I guess she joltted back to reality n obviously dis word kept jolting tru er mind, ''can't bliv I'm so free n laughing my ass out wit a guy i dont even know his name''. yeah if I hapn to be d one I wudnt think more or less )


Me: oh so u can go n give it to one baba so u both can go saying my name at night abi......as if wooing me is not enuf buh still u want to use love portion on me. rababa, I'm covered wit da blawd
Arrrh! no way I'm telling u my name

Her:* laughing so hard to the extent she almost fell my bag from me hand...i kinda got embarrassed cuz dis time around, it was loud n obvious. I was like so dis same gurl forming hush n posh not quite long can laugh dis hard in public without giving a damn if anyone is watching er*

Her:U wish.... Pls just tell me ur name b4 u start to feel urself. hmm dont tell me u re dat scared to tell me, dont worry i wont bite.


Me: Nah, I don't want u go saying my name at night while u go hugging ur pillow wishing I was der......i wouldnt want d whole neighbourhood to know my name b4 I get to introduce myself

She:* cracked up big time*.....so wat should I do for u to tell me ur name


Me: why don't u call to find out buh 1st uve gat to impress me For me to pick d call n so far u havent impressed me ....beta start to show me wat u re good at. u can sing nice song for me or rather still dance, let me see if u even know how to use dose gift of urz or dey re just dormant..( brought out my phone n pretend as if i was looking at d time) ur time start now n u got just 10sec

She: u know i cant do dose things u asked of along d road ppl will get to stare at me n btw why don't u just tell me joor it s not a big deal (said it wit a sexy baby voice)

Me: oh dear u havent got to impressed me yet, i gave u d chance to impress me n u dint. oh! well, n besides Ive got alota admirer, u neva can tell if one of dem is keeping tabs on me ryt now, surely don't want any1 to go stalking me on social media (i smiled at er in an annoying way)

She: lol,for ur mind u be James . u ain't even happy I'm curious to know ur name ( she didn't bliv dat a guy can turn a sexy living creature like er down)

Me: ( already out of d school walls) u know wat dear, if u really curious to know my name y don't u call to find out.....* board a bike and took off*


To be continued


P.S: I brought out my life long experience wit em so dat most of u guyz can learn from my experience cuz it pains me to see my fellow niggas run after em ladies go doing every of der biddings just to impress dem to d extent not having a life of der own and get friendzone or rather still turned into a maga/mugu..... some guys really sucks at initiating a convo......it is a disease wen u suck n don't know u suck wit gurls well I just hope ya'll can obviously learn from my experience

Good day everyone and to my Boss hardon...guy u are a life saver, really appreciate the good work u doing here especially for dedicating ur time, space n energy in schooling nice guys like us....

I stumbled upon dis thread some few years back buh b4 den I was a total whimp to dem ladies.....Neva really got d chance to ve a gurlfriend through out my secondary school days cuz I was dat shy intimated little dude dat can't strike a simple convo wit em ladies.... I knew nothing about dating, web of gurls, and watever it entails

fast forward to wen I finished my secondary school den I had to enroll for some tutorial due to jamb I was about to write cuz ve bin home for quite some while

I met dis gurl the very first day I enrolled for the tutorial and i asked for er digit buh she told me dat she don't give er digit to strangers....... I was perplexed and anxious so I took it upon me dat I'm going to have er for keeps not knowing dat was the beginning ov me handling my two precious balls to er

okay I got to know er as time comes and she willingly gave me er digit wit some persuading of course.....I had to call er instantly for er to see my numba also, after dat day, i was the one doing the calling, texting and d one investing more (mean time and energy) dis girl won't even give a damn if I'm existing...... the more I try to impress er the more it drives er away..

so I I did the worst mistake of my life by asking er out wic she definitely said NO ( arrrh, wat was i expecting) I den try to impress er wit gifts and money to see if she would change er mind buh the more I try the more she keep resisting me so I grew up some balls and ask er why she refused to date me and she mention just FOUR words dat touched me" I DONT DATE WEAKLINGS" immediately I heard dose words my temperature changed and it looks like I was beginning to fall sick.

I went home and was pondering over the word, and each times I try to remember d incidence it create a loop hole in my heart..... heartbreak + depression = (I just pray no one get to dat stage) .... i had to console myself and took it upon me not to Be or ever be called a WEAKLING by anyone not to talk of one idiat girl. so I searched upon search until I came across did thread, I studied d drills, digested it and understood all wat it entails cuz i was eager to become a beta version of myself


I finally gained admission into one state Uni den ve already mastered d arts I was so engrossed,garnished and oozing wit confidence ..........let me not bore u wit my long epistle I became a beta version of me and was a lady magnet


Buh there came a day i went to read in one of d art classes dats like my usual spot during exam...I like to read there cuz its always quiet, calm most people prefer d library which I dispice cuz its always crowdy not to forget dat sexy cool breeze dat get u blown off. OK back to d issh........so I was trying to simulate some things ve read b4 and I was finding hard time wit some of the stuff so I just carried my phone and started pressing so as to clear off my mind.


As I was trying to clear my mind off I saw dis damsel mehn! she's super hot, shes chocolate, got dose tiny bmw eyes, sexy pink leaps, got dis tiny waist wit nice curvy heaps not to forget er ass as well damn! she's a complete package.......... unfortunately she was coming towards my direction buh wasn't sure if shes coming inside the class buh one thing I know for sure is dat ders no way shes gonna roll pass me without me engrossing er

so she finally got to were I was, she stood at the door post and quickly took a brief glanced at the class and off she went....ouch!


to be continued