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Explorers:
A dead body is found at the bottom of a multistory building.

It looks quite clear that the person has committed suicide by jumping off from one of the floors.

A detective comes, goes to the first floor and walks in the room facing the direction in which the body was found.

He opens the closed window of that room and flips a coin towards the floor.

He goes to the second floor and does the exact same thing till the last floor.

Then, when he climbs down, he tells the team that it is a murder, not suicide.



How did he know?

Explores, at the end, you have to provide the answers, Kill our curiosity.

Explorers:
A serial killer kidnapped his victims, held them hostage and offered them a possibility to stay alive.

They had to choose from two pills.

One was poison, other was harmless.

Whichever pill the victim took, the serial killer would take the other one.

The victim took their pill with water and died.

The killer obviously survived.



How did the killer always end up with the harmless pill?

At the end, you have to provide the answer. Kill our curiosity.

Guys please is this team okay? I joined very late and I'm still getting to grips with the game.

Cc Ibime, pamcode, Nihilist.

Stoke take on the champions after a loss at Bristol City which Mark Hughes described as their worst of the season and with only one centre-back available. Chelsea will be without David Luiz, their fourth sending off this season. “Maybe they haven’t quite got the dark arts right on spec at the moment. But I don’t see them as a team with a discipline problem,” said Hughes. Mark Tallentire

Kick-off Saturday 3pm

Last season Stoke City 1 Chelsea 2
Referee Mike Dean

This season G3, Y14, R1, 5.33 cards per game


Stoke City
Subs from Grant, Haugaard, Adam, Sobhi, Verlinden, Berahino, Crouch, Wimmer
Doubtful Diouf (knee), Wimmer (hamstring)

Injured Cameron (hamstring), Ngoy (thigh), Shawcross (back, all 30 Sep), Ireland (leg, Oct), Afellay (knee, unknown)

Suspended None

Unavailable Zouma (terms of loan)
Form LWDDL
Discipline Y4 R0

Leading scorer Choupo-Moting 2

Chelsea
Subs from Caballero, Eduardo, Christensen, Zappacosta, Scott, Clarke-Salter, Fàbregas, Kenedy, Batshuayi, Pedro, Musonda

Doubtful Pedro (match fitness)
Injured Drinkwater (calf, Oct)
Suspended David Luiz (second of three)

Form LWWWD
Discipline Y11 R3
Leading scorer Morata 3




Official Chelsea fan thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/920248/official-chelsea-fan-thread-champions/3678

pamcode:
@Donjazet 360593-87590 this is the conference code i think. Just click on the leagues icon and then on Join league and input the code.

Thanks so much. Let me try it now.

pamcode:
Just sub a defender for the midfielder you want and a midfielder for the striker you want.

Thanks, how do I register for nairaland fantasy?

Chelsea agree to sell AWOL striker Diego Costa to Atletico Madrid
AS says Costa will undergo the medical in the coming hours and complete a move worth £52.9m.

Atletico Madrid are closing in on the signing of Diego Costa from Chelsea after the Premier League champions confirmed they have agreed to sell the Spain international to the La Liga club.

Diario AS report that Costa will undergo the medical on Thursday [21 September] with Atletico ready to pay €60m (£52.9m, $71.4m) including add-ons to lure him back to Diego Simeone's side. The move is subject to the agreement of personal terms and a medical.

The 28-year-old forward has been poised to join Simeone's side after he revealed in June that Chelsea manager Antonio Conte had informed him by text message that he was no longer part of his plans ahead of the 2017-2018 season.
Costa tried to force the move during the summer after deciding to stay in Brazil despite Chelsea ordering him to report back to Cobham for first-team training.

However, the negotiations between the clubs have been complicated with Atletico being unable to register any new players until January due to a Fifa ban.

But on Wednesday (20 September) COPE said that Atletico and Chelsea had made a breakthrough in the negotiations with Los Colchoneros expecting to announce the deal in a matter of days. COPE had said that Costa will eventually land in Madrid on Saturday – suggesting that the Spain international could be a new Atletico player by the time they host Chelsea in their Champions League encounter next Wednesday [27 September]

AS have supported those claims, adding that the striker will undergo his medical in the coming hours before completing a €60m transfer to Atletico.

Costa is yet to play a competitive game since scoring in Spain's 2-1 World Cup qualifying win over Macedonia on 11 June. Atletico are not able to register him until January but Simeone wants to sign him as soon as possible so he can be 100% fit for the second part of the season.

Indeed COPE adds that the idea is for the AWOL Chelsea striker to make his Atletico debut in the first leg of the Copa del Rey last eight to be played on 3 January if Los Colchoneros progress in the competition.

Cadena Ser show El Larguero reported last week that Costa was expected to complete a three-and-a-half year move to Atletico in around "10 or 15 days". At the time Atletico president Enrique Cerezo refused to deny those reports after admitting that Los Colchoners did want to sign the Chelsea outcast.

"It's always good to hear good news like this. The truth is that we had no idea about it but one never goes to bed without knowing anything new," Cerezo joked when asked by Cadena Ser whether he could confirm that the agreement is close. "I do not deny it at all. I totally agree when journalists talk because you journalists speak well and know what you are saying. But I'm glad I came here tonight [to learn that we are about to sign Costa] because now I can go home calmer. I'm leaving home at once."

"We can not register players [until January] but we can sign. We want Diego Costa," Cerezo admitted. "Another thing is that we can bring him because there are always a number of circumstances for a negotiation to go through. If that is solved, Costa will come. If it is not solved, he won't join us."

Chelsea football Club has today agreed terms with Atletico Madrid for the transfer of Diego Costa.

The transfer will be subject to the agreement of personal terms and a medical.


http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/chelsea-awol-diego-costa-arrive-madrid-atletico-set-confirm-signing-1640277

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2017/09/diego-costa-transfer-agreed.html

Chelsea football Club has today agreed terms with Atletico Madrid for the transfer of Diego Costa.

The transfer will be subject to the agreement of personal terms and a medical.

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2017/09/diego-costa-transfer-agreed.html

Costa finally gone. thanks for the memories but a shame it had to end like this.

That was nihilist's reaction DURING the match. He had these to say after the match.

Nihilist:
You know people tend to overreact here sometimes, especially now that Ake has been sold. Rudiger did not play badly at all. Most of Chile's attack did not even come from his wing sef. They were attacking the other flank.

I personally thought he did OK, but he looked a bit prone to losing his balance. I will put that down to being very lanky and having to play on the left as a right footer.

Nihilist:
You should ask him what Ake has done to earn a price tag of 20m.
If Ake can go for 20m on the back of only 10 matches for Bournemouth, only 8 of which were starts sef, then what is a fair price for a defender who played 40 matches last season including in the Champions League, and is good enough to start and win Confederations Cup final?

Mind you Bournemouth finished in midtable last season, Roma finished 2nd in Serie A.
Mehn I don't understand these complaints.

This was what I told you that day.

donjazet:
Baba Diggz, calm down , you can't be using just one game to judge him. That will definitely not be accurate. A final is usually a very nervous affair.

Why don't you look at this Rudiger deal from another perspective, we sold Ake (22 yrs), a POTENTIALLY good defender but totally bereft of experience and maturity for 20 million pounds and then bought Rudiger (24), an ESTABLISHED and EXPERIENCED defender at a TOP European club for 35m, thereby making a net loss of just 15m.
Tell me, in this over bloated transfer window, don't you think it's a very good deal.

In simple terms, we're getting a better defender than Ake for 15m. That's very good business if you ask me.

That was nihilist's reaction DURING the match. He had these to say after the match.

Nihilist:
You know people tend to overreact here sometimes, especially now that Ake has been sold. Rudiger did not play badly at all. Most of Chile's attack did not even come from his wing sef. They were attacking the other flank.

I personally thought he did OK, but he looked a bit prone to losing his balance. I will put that down to being very lanky and having to play on the left as a right footer.

Nihilist:
You should ask him what Ake has done to earn a price tag of 20m.
If Ake can go for 20m on the back of only 10 matches for Bournemouth, only 8 of which were starts sef, then what is a fair price for a defender who played 40 matches last season including in the Champions League, and is good enough to start and win Confederations Cup final?

Mind you Bournemouth finished in midtable last season, Roma finished 2nd in Serie A.
Mehn I don't understand these complaints.

This was what I told you that day.

donjazet:
Baba Diggz, calm down , you can't be using just one game to judge him. That will definitely not be accurate. A final is usually a very nervous affair.

Why don't you look at this Rudiger deal from another perspective, we sold Ake (22 yrs), a POTENTIALLY good defender but totally bereft of experience and maturity for 20 million pounds and then bought Rudiger (24), an ESTABLISHED and EXPERIENCED defender at a TOP European club for 35m, thereby making a net loss of just 15m.
Tell me, in this over bloated transfer window, don't you think it's a very good deal.

In simple terms, we're getting a better defender than Ake for 15m. That's very good business if you ask me.

diggz:
E be like say you no get work today....mk I help you go dig out more post....

No be beef ooo . I'm just glad that our efforts then to convince una no waste

I think Tammy should chill for now. Time is definitely on his side.

Just reminiscing the days myself and Nihilist had to ferociously defend the purchase of Rudiger on a cheap.

diggz:
Where is maziaga biko? That guy cannot be worse than rudiger pls!

diggz:
The most painful thing we are making another baba Rahman mistake. Loan or sell our players to buy rubbish

diggz:
Omo na sodje be that guy ojare. I no understand all this many English for here ontop dude.

How can we even dream of paying 40mil for a defender who is not cool headed enough to make decisions on the ball when he sees the opponent approaching him. Bobo will just shoot ball to role zero or do a sompu (anywhere Belleface).

airmark:
May be my expectation of him was too high, but there are stuffs you look for in a world-class defender, that i cant find in rudiger. A 40m central defender should be very firm on the ground, buzzing with confidence. We need players who can compete with the bests in europe. If we are spending 40m on this guy, then we are idiots

Dayo is just waiting for chelsea to make that mistake and come back and mock us when we start regreting the wastage. Telling us how we magaciously paid for someone who is not in germany's first 11. I can list 10 central defenders that i will be more comfortable with, than this guy in epl. Everything is not gbagbagbugbu in defence. Most of us dont just want another defender, we want defenders who can compete with the likes of ramos, bonucci, hummels and co. I will even put bailey above this dude. Roma will be so happy to keep manolas and sell rudiger at 40m, knowing that he is also prone to injuries.

diggz:
If we are looking for experience I am sure we can get that anywhere. I definitely don't see Rudiger as a significant upgrade to any of the defenders we have on ground at the moment, though I stand to be corrected.
Now the question is, since he is not an upgrade to any of the defenders we have on ground,why buy him at all? What is the special thing that he will be doing as a bench warmer to warrant us wasting away over 15mil?
How can you even call it a good business when the only side(Cahills position) we were clamouring for an upgrade, we got a sodje who Cahill will still bench for years to come? Or you seriously think he will bench Luiz or Azpi? I really didn't see why we sold PVA, Bertrand, loaned out Ake to buy baba Rahman and I am definitely not seeing why Ake was sold for another expensive bench warmer in sodje.

bigkesh:
Please how is Rudiger established??
Don't throw that word around abeg.....
He is not top 6 CB in Italy

airmark:
The most painful thing is, roma is asking for 40m. I dont want to believe this guy is conte's choice. I hope no one is trying to ruin his effort with this average defender.

I'm glad tones are now changing.

Guys abeg how I go join una? I already have my team. And please how do I change my formation? I wan use 343?

Cc Nihilist, Ibime, pamcode etc

Can you download the YouTube videos? Please reply

sod09:
those fuckers lost the right, I guess their end is near

WTF so which cable network will show it?

Guys, abeg which channel dey show these matches on DSTV? I can't see them abeg.

Guys, abeg which channel dey show these matches on DSTV? I can't see them abeg.

WE NEED HAZARD

We really needed this break..

I mean who really thought that an Arsenal without Sanchez and ozil will really trouble us like this . We better wake up in the second half. Conte, ginger your players

They are closing down willan very well.

We've lost the midfield.

[quote author=Ibime post=60549214]We are losing the midfield battle[/quote

Yes we are ]

This game hangs in the balance.

We're really creating the chances, we need to start burying them.

Very nice attacking play so far

Abeg oo

And we're off

Guys, abeg I just registered, they just gave me a team via wild card, please is this team okay and where could I get the keys( icon interpretations) or whole instructions and tutorials for the game.
I no understand anything for this stuff abeg.

Cc Nihilist, Ibime, Raumdeuteur, nateevs and Co.

MoR2:
Bros cam down i no follow for pundits sha but you cant really argue with them, if i were to rank the top six based on attacking potential

1. man city
2. arsenal
3. man united
4. chelsea
5. tottenham
6. liverpool

my guess is top 3 teams are man city, chelsea, man united

How you would ever rank arsenal ahead of Chelsea beleaguers me.