₦airaland Forum

Bahddo:
lol. You own your own weekends, and no one is forced to stay anywhere. You can go to work from London everyday, as long as you get to the office as early as you are supposed to, and do what you are supposed to do.

OKAY. thanks bro but do you work there currently? If yes, can i get in touch with you for information?

Hello... Is there any current Andela fellow in the room? I wanna ask some questions.

Does Andela allow you to go to church on Sunday? Or you still have to work both Sunday?

Do fellows stay in the company accommodation or you can stay outside on your own why you go to office for work?

How is their work hours or days? Is it from 8am to 6pm in the office or you just stay all throughout?

Please someone should explain their work hours, days and accommodation conditions for me thanks!

falcon01:
mcheew abeg comot jare you look normal slighly above normal sef


i thought I was gon see something like this

But do u have any idea on how I can remove my scar and the tribal mark?? Please help me if u do. Thanks

gloriaunobi:
check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5zI6ClLPmY

Thanks

falcon01:
PICTURES to know how deep it is so as not to waste our trying to tell you how to remove the unremovable

also you don't have to feel bad bout what you have. That is who you are. you don't have to change yourself to please anyone.

You can view my profile pics.

Hello Nairalanders, I know this is a bit complicated but I really need advice on how to go about this.

I had a minor scar and tribal mark on my face. I got the scar on my forehead when I was 2months old. It was as result of my mum traditionally trying to shave off the hair on my face with blade (I was so hairy at birth, you could only see my eye, nose and mouth, every other part was full with hair). Something went wrong along the process and the blade cut my forehead. The wound was not treated properly then and it resolved to a scar.

Main while, I was a bit sickler in my childhood which result to putting of the tribal mark on my face. (Not like the Yoruba type..lol but if u do come closer to me u do notice the marks).

But ever since I grew up and be taking care of my self, I have not ever felt alright with the scar and the tribal mark on my face . I don't find them attractive. They make me feel unique differently and easy tribilize of which I don't like. I have had awful experience with this situation in the university and I don't admire the visual look it gives me. I even got rubbed of self confidence because of this tribal marks mostly when talking and the person is starring at them or ask me about the marks.

I really don't know if others nigerians with this tribal marks of a thing feel comfortable with them unlike me.

So since I don't like the impression they gives me. I want to get rid or clear them off my face. I need your help and advice on how to go about this. Thanks

Note*
Please mods help me move this to FP. You don't know how crucial I really need others opinions about this issues bothering my life for long now .Thanks

Cc: Dominique ,sissy3, lalasticlala, seun, Mynd44

Can't laugh here. Came across this hilarious pics and decided to share it here.
Which network in Nigeria cause this??

RIP and may God counsel and help die family.

Newkidoo:
Now, if u use this kind of spirit in writing this piece, it would have made Fp by now..

Yes, Thanks. Am not FP lover. My post hv made FP. So is not a new tin 2 me. Maybe u hv not made fp bcoz u copy and paste. U dont abstract ideas. Lazy ass

Deshannel:
seconded

if u cant read through or appreciate, then dont commemnt u repugnant nasty dudes!

Newkidoo:
Read the headings...
Good piece but this can't make Fp.. Add something juicy..

sorry! D post is not an ad i wanted 2 place on FP. Is jez 4 pple who need dat advice and i think not lazy ass like u

Chizzy20:
nyc1

Alright! Thanks 4 d complement

major466:
Absolutely true. Excellent article.

thanks.

A marriage u did'nt prepare 4 wil confuse u wen u get there. Its better u prepare now wen u r stil single and dats why i created dis post 2 analyse d Six (6) most important things u must do b4 marriage as a single.
U don't prepare in marriage but u prepare 4 marriage. Preparation is d foundation of any successful marriage. As u make ur bed so u lie on it. Some spend 7 years in d university studying rat and lizard wen dey come out, dey pick any lady and get married. Later, u hear d man saying ''i regret marry u'' and d woman turns back ''u r d worst thing dat ever happened 2 me in life'' all dey thought was 2 find a partner who is Naira loaded, handsome or beautiful BUT dey never ''Prepare 4 Marriage''.
Thats why so many people r hvin nasty problems in thier marrieges 2day.
Some prepare 4 wedding instead of marriage. Wedding is just a hours party. a day after wedding is called Marriege.No matter how elaborating ur wedding is does not guarantee u a successful marriage.
So how then do i PREPARE FOR MARRIEGE?
1. ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE:
This involve reading of marriage books. Jesus recommended reading wen it come 2 number one thing 2 do wen preparing 4 marriage (Read Math. 19-1). In some churches u have 2 finish 15 Marriage books b4 dey conduct marriage 4 u :Dlol.
Marriage is a journey u hv not travelled on b4. asking people who have pass through d road is a wise choice. 80% of married couple dis days don't read any marriage books b4 getin married. Dey don't even know the original of GOD purpose of marriage which is ''Meeting needs (Read Genesis 2:18)'' and not oppressing each other. Wen needs are not meant der wil b discouragement, affliction, tension and it can leads 2 seperation.
It takes knowledge 2 know hw a man/woman behave.
Men are LOGICAL beings and women are EMOTIONAL beings. Men are always thinking, so dey don't have time 2 talk too much unlike women. A woman is made 2 strive for love why d man is made 2 express d love for her. It is imposible 4 a man and woman 2 dwell 2geda wen knownledge is absent.

2. DEVELOP QUALITY RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD: (read Job 22:21.)
If u don't develop quality relationship with God u will be under marriage preasure. If u dont have d fear of God, u will go and marry an unbeliever because of desperation. Don't let anyone looks down on u. Don't let ur age be a problem because der is time 4 everytin.
If u r engaged 2 someone and he/she walk up 2 u and say is no more interested again, just say thanks because GOD has better plans 4 u.
''Its better 2 hv a broken engagement than 2 have a divorce''. Always be in a Good relationship with GOD and he shall surprise u wen d time comes.

3. DISCOVER GOD PURPOSE FOR YOUR LIFE: If u don't have no direction then everyone is free 2 show u a way. So find God purpose 4 ur life. Don't be among does dat marry because;
*Their mate are getin married.
*Their parents wants them to.
*They just finish from d university and d next thing they think is to marry.
*They want 2 bear children.
*Age is passing them or they have grow up and d next thing is 2 marry. NO! Its wrong.
Now u are still single use d time u have 2 set up ur life goals, dreams and what u want 2 become in life. Discover ur purpose in life and live it.

4. CULTIVATE QUALITY CHARACTER: It is character dat substain beauty. Find negetive trace in u dat are capable of destroying ur marriage in d future and deal with them now u have time (still single). e.g anger, hot temper, lieing, stealing, smoking, etc.
Character is GOD likeness, so anytin in u dat is not behaving like GOD is time u get over it.
Character is like a smoke dat u can't hide. Another underline factor of character is control. Always control every bad cell inside u. So start learning hw 2 cultivate good character. If der is sometin men don't like its ''arguement''. So, for does ladies who love talking wen d man is talking should learn 2 put that off b4 marriage. Its a bad character.

5. TAKE CARE OF UR OUTWARD APPEARANCE:
Ur look and appearance matters alot. U should always look gorgeous, sweet, beautiful and soft at all time. If u are dirty, u won't see people close 2 u. Learn colour combination. As a man, don't go and wear black top, red trouser, red cap and red shoes and be looking like a Fireman.. lol.
As 4 d ladies, dress modest and be ur best. Get d best wears. Learn 2 walk & talk like a lady and not like a man. Learn d best u can and it will help u wen u get married.

6. LEARN 2 BE DOMESTICATED:
Some ladies dey don't know hw 2 cook before getin married. Its wen u are single u can learn how 2 cook, sweep, wash, do some house cleaning,etc.
Some ladies don't even knw hw 2 present food. Dey will cook finish, put rice, beans, yam, meat, vegetables all in one plate and present it 2 d husbands like a sacrifice... Some ladies only know hw 2 cook indomie which is bad. So ladies b domestic and for guys, try learn hw 2 help ur mum/sisters now u r stil single, so u cn be of help 2 ur future wife wen the time comes. Thanks.

ceejay80s:
Yes!!!
My late brother's name is jerry
May his soul rest in peace

Lol...funny Oo. Why late?

starlingleanets:
Urz na 500 mine is common 50 naira credit. It was night and i couldn't go out nd as a guy my account is always 0.0. She got angry delete me with a velocity of light off her chat. I didn't border calling her or adding her.I let her be,after some week lets say two she add me back,i receive her with a warm heart. So My OP receive her and that may change her perspection about Life.

Lol..thanks bro

kevoh:
N500 topic now on frontpage, Seun* your mods need deliverance.

lol...why are u so paid? Make frontpage make i see:p

Newkidoo:
Most people just saying shitt on this thread!!!
Everything no be sex..
What of dignity..

Advice: Call her and greet her and continue with your life.. You dont need to send her any money for sex or some shitt some folks are advicing u here..

:Dthanks!

adekennis:
This post is strictly for under 18

including you!8-)

sexyseun:
BROKE ASSS NIGGA JAM "I NEVER CHOP GIRL" WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT?

Oh! Sorry, am not a BROKE NIGGA...you BUM!!! Girls are jez being paid like as u are too.

grimandevil:
children

F4ck you! U broke ass!

AfricanApple:
seriously both of you are kids. no offense

Mtheeew! Who is kid here?its U dat under-rate ur low life here is d kid? Bunches of stupid folks!

Afrok:
Oga Jerry U ar only acting like this becoz she's not Tom, if not ur body for don dey ground now.
Hehe... Yeye dey smell, person offered U friendship with benefits with ease and U come dey form ontop 5h, don't U think u've got to appreciate d pus*y for it to come back? Now since that day wey U dey form talk TRUE, konji never make ur akamu come out while sleeping? .

U talked to her first bcoz she dey look U, U be mirror or teli? Trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am. It's a pity the lady has been looking for U, trying to show U how mature people should act which is communication. At least if U don't wanna have anything to do with her, talk and iron things with her, moreover; how are U sure she acted like dt bcoz of 5h?

Op mature guys don't keep grudges, they say it out and allow sleeping dog to lie. Call her and talk to her, if U ar smart enough who knows U can have a MAKEUP SEX for dt .

lol... Thanks

Curvinus:
you don't want to be her meal ticket, you don't want to be her provider, but you 'always bleep her when she asks.' No be yeye de worry you? Abeg grow some balls and man up to responsibllities or you try jerking off alone you misogynist little prick.

Lol. Na ur dick be misogynist little thing....

emiraty:
Ooookkkkaaaaayyy.............how old are the both of you again?

am 25 and she is 23.

Jhayeahsam01:
if dr is notting like nairaland, won't u think urself.... some guys be like: pls how many times can i Bleep my wife a month...

U are so foolish and silly. If u quote me GOD punish u!

mpatu1:
she be oracle??

Help me ask am

luvluvluv:
My tot exactly....


Op u couldn't fulfil a promise of jus N500 to a gal who live some steps away from u jus coz u had an unexpected call as u claimed?

This is a shame!
U & d gal should be flogged

Lol...u r so wrong here bcoz i do give or help her with money b4 now. I was not at home. I try call her d next day and tell her i will give something even morethan what she ask of self. Buh she acted as if d money was important 2 what i wanted 2 say.

Marineremmanson:
guy u no dey smell danger pls run away and don't look back

Thanks! I don run self...lol

Omotolu:
...move on without her-she is a bedbug...

thanks!