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I've been blue since before Nnenneigbo was born. The truth. If you want to know how old I am, I'll piss in a glass, you drink it and tell me my vintage.

RIP Peter Osgood.

Nne - go and chew Thierry Henry's underpants for consolation.

Doyin, its Chelsea, not cheslea, and although Mourinho has lost a dog, he has a new bitch - Man U.

5-1 to Chelsea since The Special One took over.

"Who the Bleep are Man United?" - sung to the tune of Glory glory Hallelujah (John Brown's body)

female? male?

It wasn't me IBLN.

Sisimose, thank you.

Debosky - as long as you're promoting the skin toning and NOT skin-bleaching qualities of Tura, then I have no beef with you. But please, don't say that you're loving your wife more each day just because her skin is improving.

Since you seem to be an Arsenal fan, you might tout your products to them. They're all Africans, after all.

I think they wear yellow as their "away" strip.

This has got to be the most boring thread on this entire site.

Ladies, it's not the fairness of the skin but the smoothness of the complexion that counts. I'm a medium complexion guy but there is nothing as beautiful as a blemish-free, smooth shiny complexion, especially when it is dark and lovely. Will Smith, in one episode of "Fresh Prince" made a wisecrack about someone being "as black as Wesley Snipes" - what stupidity! Glory in your blackness - Bud Powell, a light-skinned African-American jazz pianist once remarked to his fellow musician, the dark Miles Davis, "I wish I were as black as you".

Say it loud, you know the rest.

Re: She Gave Me Her Number. Is She Cheap?

She must be a Nairalander

My brother, as soon as I posted my remark, I realized that I had laid myself open to exactly what you said! Nice one.

I was in Istanbul on business last November - dramatic and historic, but I had no time to explore. My hotel views (Besiktas football stadium from one aspect and the Bosphorus harbour from another) were breathtaking - I hope to revisit sometime later this year.

The main problem lies with the scripts - the writers stick to the same formulaic material and same stock plots which I admit are extremely popular but totally undemanding.

"anusule"? Isn't that the name of a haemorrhoid cream?

Knee-jerk reactions to this idea aren't helpful. If people bothered to look at the websites which discuss this theory, they would find that there is a distinct possibility of developing a lemon-based contraceptive/anti-hiv spermicide sometime down the line.

The pharmaceutical industry won't like this at all.

Doubting Thomasina - it doesn't matter. Change topic.

I am what I am. Since the days of Peter Osgood, Charlie Cooke, Peter Bonetti, Alan Hudson - go look 'em up.

Since before you were born - trust me.

Chelsea were magnificent against Arsenal today - 10 men against 11 for over half the match, and we still drew. You can't be too disappointed when a team (or a politician, eg, Segolene Royal) puts up such a great performance, even without the desired result.

Sometimes, its about the journey, not the destination.

Meanwhile, congratulations Manchester United.

From a Chelsea fan (since I was 10).

What do you call a Man U fan with half a brain?

Gifted.

i've been censored - it's a 4 letter word beginning with d - d&*k

What's the difference between a Man U fan and a vibrator?

A Man U fan is a real dick.