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Travel › A Testimony About Nairaland -travel by donkach(op): 11:03am On Oct 22
I just came across this testimony of a US soldier who said Nairaland helped him get to the USA without paying a dime! 😳

Omo, this forum don try o! 😂

Sometimes, we take Nairaland for granted, but you never know who might have the information, connection, or help that could change your life.

Beyond the arguments and cruise, people are actually getting real help here.

Nairaland to the world! 🌍🇳🇬

Have you ever received help on Nairaland that you’ll never forget?

Watch the video 👇
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1EPuBLUiUJ/
Politics › Re: Rally Held For Atiku, ADC In Jigawa (Video) by donkach: 7:20am On Sep 27
I prefer Tinubu to Atiku.
Let's not revert back after making progress. We have already suffered the suffer.
Politics › Re: “free Palestine!”— Sowore Hits New York Streets, Protests Israel’s Gaza Campaign by donkach: 7:02pm On Sep 26
Richtaiwo:
Na today we go see how Sowore's ancestry link with Muslim and how how his forefathers migrated from Middle East.

If you are not Igbo, you don't know what God has done for you.

Call me a fool or an idiot, I will ignore you, but even in your dream, don't call me an obedient because I will exhaust all legal action to claim damages for defamation.
Obident
Foreign Affairs › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Murder Of Michael Taiwo, James Nwankwo In SouthAfrica by donkach: 8:31pm On Sep 12
I see the hands of Elyon Musk
Politics › Re: Governor Siminalayi Fubara Has Signed The ₦1.84 Trillion 2026 Appropriation Bill by donkach: 11:28am On Sep 04
Election money don show
Politics › Re: “I Visited Every Secondary School In Anambra As Governor” - Peter Obi by donkach: 1:26am On Aug 08
ayusco85:
Maybe he meant he will visit some schools in every state in the country. Of course it's mere campaign strategy. He is not the only one to exaggerate his campaign promises. What didn't Tinubu say during his campaign and Buhari? Buhari said he will make N1 = $1.
I didn't see anywhere in the video where he said he will visit every secondary school as president.
He only said he did that in Anambra when as the governor of Anambra state.
Celebrities › Re: Watch Davido Stuns Carter Efe By Showing Private Messages With Cristiano Ronaldo by donkach: 7:13pm On Aug 05
Setup
Politics › Re: Keyamo Releases CCTV: Peter Obi Must Apologize To Airport Staff & Pay ₦25k Fine by donkach: 10:31am On Jul 11
YesDaddyTill203:
Obi has been exposed again as a lying clown.

This is what you get when you are a compulsive, pathological, attention-seeking liar.

We are still waiting for the Yes Daddy religious war clown to sue the Gazette for the religious war tape since 2023.
Explain?
Jobs/Vacancies › Recruitment: Limewood Hotel Port Harcourt by donkach(op): 12:34pm On May 13
WE ARE HIRING!
Location: Plot 32 Tombia RD GRA Phase 3 Port Harcourt
Positions Available:
• Male Cook
• Security Personnel
• Waiter
• Barman

The Limewood Hotel is looking for smart, hardworking, and dedicated individuals ready to work in a professional hospitality environment.
Requirements:
• Good communication skills
• Ability to work in a team
• Must be responsible and punctual
• Previous experience is an added advantage
*Preferred:*
Candidates residing close to the hotel location are encouraged to apply.
How to Apply:
Send your CV/Application to: recruitment@thelimewoodhotel.com
Deadline: 23rd May 2026
Crime › Re: Cameroonian Lady Accused Of Kidnapping A Teen Girl In Lagos Cries Out For Help by donkach: 5:23am On May 12
Please this should go to the front page. The root of the matter should be uncovered publicly to ensure justice
Forum Games › Re: Viral Blue Vs Red Button Question Is Dividing The Internet. What Will You Choose by donkach: 9:45am On May 01
But it's selfish. It guarantees your survival, but increases the risk that some persons wouldn't survive
GanagiBitrus:
This is how people lose their lives.
Engage your brain & Stay alive.

Read the puzzle again. There is simply no risk with pressing RED, so that's the wise option.
Forum Games › Re: Viral Blue Vs Red Button Question Is Dividing The Internet. What Will You Choose by donkach: 9:44am On May 01
Blue represents humanity.
Red represents Survival.
In any case, pressing the red button keeps you alive. ( That's survival). But really self serving. Although if everyone is self serving, then everyone survives.

Blue is a gamble but noble
Red is assurance but selfish
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Army Mobilises 1 Million Troops In Preparation For U.S Ground Invasion by donkach: 7:20pm On Mar 27
Fiction
masterfactor:
Wise man, from your statement, we already know you. Mumu is when an individual base is decision on Hollywood movies. grin grin grin grin grin. Learn to separate reality from friction kid grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Stanley Morocco Oparaugo Wanted! Mortuary, Hotel & Shrine Raided In Imo State by donkach: 11:58am On Dec 09, 2025
So, what am yet to understand is the said crime he committed.
There is no mention of any crime save suspicion and that corpses in his mortuary are not properly preserved.
What's the outcome of the investigation? Who and who were identified as unregistered corpse?
How many corpses lacked organ, and what parts were missing? These are genuine questions to ask, before any conclusions.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Military Coup In Benin Republic: Soldiers Announce takeover On Live TV (Pics) by donkach: 7:27am On Dec 08, 2025
12-15% of Benin Republics population are Yoruba, coupled with the fact that they are very close to Nigeria and just demarcated by colonial borders. Actions sometimes carries sentiments and rightly so.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Judiciary Deeply Compromised – Obasanjo by donkach: 9:48am On Aug 23, 2025
nothingspoil70:
Electoral process was so compromised during the tenure of this baba that even the beneficiary of the compromise had to admit it and promised to do something about it. This man should please shut up
Judiciary. The last hope for justice.
If it can't be seen to be just, then we slide to the evil jungle justice.
Nature always tries to balance things.
Travel › Re: 'No More Airplane Mode’: NCAA issues new directive on phones, electronic devices by donkach: 7:47am On Aug 20, 2025
immortalcrown:
This is understandable and acceptable. Laws become more strict when people refuse to be civil.

Necessity is the mother of invention. If the people in Nigerian space have been safety conscious, civil and law-abiding, this new law would not have come into existence.

But my only problem is, will this law be the same for both the rich and the poor or will the rich be above the law?
Nonesense
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Mami-water Aka Mermaid A Myth??? by donkach: 6:21am On Aug 11, 2025
Exodora:
If you don't believe I would advice you go to any crowded/busy market with mirror and try to look through the mirror then come back and tell us the result.
I use to doubt all this things not until earlier March this year I went to the market to buy things , saw where they were performing magic so I decided to take a look , like seriously I didn't watch for up to 10 minutes before I left .
As I went home I started feeling dizzy so i went and took my bath and laid down as I was lying down I started seeing double , when I mean double I mean everything in that room was moving including the bed I was lying on . Luckily for me my mum and dad were around so I just shouted and then they came asking what the matter was by then I could not even stand or even open my eyes I was sweating like a goat , my mum had to pour water on me and other things , it too me like two days to regain myself. I dey mad to go watch another magic abi doubting them again ni.
Them use hallucinating drugs on you bro. That one no be jazz, na mind controlling drug, like scopolamine.
Politics › Re: LAUTECH Final Year Student Fatally Shot During Signing-Out Celebration by donkach: 8:41am On Aug 08, 2025
Naija people ehn… hear one gist, brain don lock.
Graduation day + violence? “Ah, cult wahala!” Case closed.
Meanwhile, real story fit be totally different — some crimes just wear the “cult” costume so you won’t suspect the real players.
But once it’s a final-year student, many folks with half-baked reasoning processors will swear it’s cult-related.
That’s how one shallow story can blind a whole crowd.
The dangers of a single repeated story
Travel › Re: The Moment Kwam 1 Nearly Got Crushed By ValueJet Aircraft In Abuja (Video) by donkach: 5:53am On Aug 07, 2025
LagosOrigin:
great man that went under the wings of a moving plane

Dey play
Went under OR was caught under? Una lies dey resemble truth and the worst part of it is that it has many likes. Zombie followership and some gullible to individuals.
Politics › Re: Obi Laments Brazen Disregard For Court Orders On Lagos Property by donkach: 3:06pm On Aug 03, 2025
TimeManager:
Medicine after death, you should have considered this as the first thing to have done rather than go to town with vuvuzela raising a false alarm and maligning the integrity of the woman.
I support the woman ignoring your overtures 100%, the matter is already in court, let's meet in court. You can't make a false accusation against someone and then trying to go behind to plead for settlement. His inconsistency and penchant for raising false alarms to curry public sympathy is becoming unbecoming.

-Kiss the truth!
Madness everywhere! If I guess: you might be a Christian that just came back from a church service today and shouted hallelujah and amen.
When a matter is in court, everyone maintains status quo and backs off from any disputed property. When someone seeks legal interpretations and justice, the person still has the right for out of court settlement. The only illegal thing done here is by the individual who is still illegally acting on the property/ premises when the matter is already in court.
Politics › Re: Fayose: I Endorse Tinubu, Governor Oyebanji For Second Term (Video) by donkach: 7:51pm On Jul 28, 2025
Tjra:
It is only an Obidient that would call someone like Oyebanji a criminal but call people like Deno Melaye, Babachir Lawal, Lauretta Onochie rescuers of Nigeria.

The things we read online ehn 😂
Stop trying to poke things differently. Your grouping is misleading. Lauretta Onochie for example, was part and parcel of APC government under Buhari.
So stop being smart by half.
Phones › Re: Starlink Is Down Globally by donkach: 9:10pm On Jul 24, 2025
Is really down. Starlink has shown that no infrastructure is fail proof.
How are they going to compensate their customers?
Politics › Re: 2027: Forget Northern Votes – Reno Tackle Obi's Absence At Buhari's Burial by donkach: 8:03am On Jul 16, 2025
Bossladyy:
cool

Either Peter Obi becomes the President of Nigeria in 2027 or Tinubu should continue. We the good people of the South are good to go.

No one from the North is allowed in Ask Rock, because it's still the turn of the South to finish it's 8 years term.

Either Peter Obi or Tinubu gets it, we are good to go cool
Sure! the logic makes sense. And with Tinubu, it can't get any worse than it has already been.
So, in any case things would continue to improve.
Health › Re: Pressing Phone In The Toilet: Is This Habit Good Or Bad (pix Attached) by donkach: 2:13am On Jul 12, 2025
OndoRaph:
I share the same toilet with my younger sibling (me and him only). This guy spend close to 1 hour in the toilet (not bathing).

Small time, what you hear is sound of a social media video playing.

It's as if, whenever he feels like enjoying online short videos mostly, he goes into the toilet.

To me though, it's a very disgusting habit. I have talked to him severally about it but it seems, the pleasure overwhelmes the warning.

How many of us have this habit?

Attached pix is for illustration.
It can cause pile! Haemorrhoid!
Indirectly makes you stay longer pooing.
Politics › Re: The Light Is Back In Enugu - Chimamanda Says by donkach: 7:37am On Jul 10, 2025
MetaMatrix:
Electricity is not a state thing. Its national. So..... definitely,,the President did it. Not the governor. He couldn't have done it. You'll know this if the president ever loses
Light no mean electricity here ooh. Oga think am well!
Education › Re: Re-write This Statement Starting With"shoes" by donkach: 6:18pm On Jun 25, 2025
Shoes peter went to school without.
That's the correct sentence
Politics › Re: Avoid Nigerian Military Bases In Abuja By U.S. Mission Nigeria by donkach: 8:04pm On Jun 23, 2025
SmartPolician:
Nigeria is already unstable as it is. If Iran bombs US government embassy or consulate in Nigeria and kills innocent Nigerians in retaliation, it will worsen the Christian-Muslim divide.
You got it wrong. Iran cannot bomb Nigeria from Iran, and even if they can, for what purposes? The whole idea is that the US knows that Nigerian Military is polarized, with many radical Muslims who would want to do Iran an unasked favour due to their misplaced fanaticism.
People in Kaduna have already started protesting. If you know, you know
Christianity Etc › Re: Please Stop Masturbating It Will Ruin You by donkach: 10:45am On Jun 22, 2025
Yo, I know a lot of people say “masturbation isn’t the problem,” but honestly, I think it is—just that most folks don’t realize why. Pleasure from sex is there for a reason: to make sure we reproduce and continue the species. But after that pleasure comes serious responsibilities—pregnancy, parenting, lifelong commitment. So yeah, the pleasure’s real, but it’s supposed to be tied to purpose.

Now with masturbation, it’s like you’re getting the reward without doing anything meaningful. You’re not creating life, not bonding with someone—you’re just triggering pleasure in isolation. The body doesn’t really know the difference though, so it still dumps dopamine (that “feel-good” hormone) as if you achieved something major. Problem is… you didn’t.

Over time, that starts messing with your system. You keep getting rewarded without effort, and your brain gets lazy. Like, your motivation drops, energy crashes, and even when you want to grind or push yourself, there’s just no fuel. You end up tired during your most productive hours, and it’s not just random—it’s that dopamine overload clashing with other hormones like adrenaline.

And bro, semen isn’t just “waste.” It’s loaded with nutrients—zinc, selenium, stuff your brain and muscles actually need. So when you're constantly draining that through frequent masturbation without balancing it out nutritionally, you're slowly depleting resources your body depends on. Some people might not feel it right away because:

1. They’ve never tried going without it to see the difference.


2. They’re not self-aware enough to notice the change.


3. They eat well and replenish what they lose.


4. They balance it out with real sex, so it doesn’t build up into addiction.


5. They don’t show symptoms.


6. They live chill lives with little stress or pressure.


7. And some are just built different.



But honestly, most of the signs—low energy, procrastination, brain fog, lack of drive—line up with what a lot of regular masturbators experience. It's just not talked about enough, or people are too quick to dismiss it.

And yo, not to throw shade, but even doctors don’t always get it. A lot of them go by the book, and this stuff doesn’t always show up in studies—especially when it’s more about long-term effects or how your drive changes over time.

Anyway, there’s so much more I could say on this. Maybe one day I’ll write a book about it lol.
Business › Re: With 500k, Which Business Can Guarantee 20k Daily by donkach: 6:11pm On Jun 16, 2025
Restaurant Business. Local Buca, can give you that return. Just ensure you are at high demand area and you know how to cook.
Schools, Busy Business areas, Close to Plazas etc
Politics › Re: Governor Mbah Has Inaugurated NITDA Zonal Office In Enugu by donkach: 11:36am On May 12, 2025
Tabithatim:
https://x.com/DanNwomeh/status/1920590455705575424?t=MRhnRol-pO3wX7OEkY0hVg&s=19[/quote]Dr Agu Collins Agu, initiated this breakthrough.
He worked hard to see that this was achieved. But I couldn't find his name. Oboy no be small thing oh

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