₦airaland Forum

I am science student lol,I know about the drug more than you do,ask whatever you don't understand about it

abeg make una epp me. a friend is planning to send me an Invite soon, pls how I do i go about it? do I have to wait till the letter arrive before I apply for visa?? how the interview go be like?? i broke asf now but I have faith, let assume I get to the point of interview, won't they ask for account statement or anything related or how much do you earn and stuff like that.. please enlighten me, i don't want to be pessimistic about it.. note :she is a white woman and she loves me, so she wants me to come over

ooni is high on kerosine

please put me through bosses in the House
a white woman wants to send me an invite for easter, i dont know how to go about it.. do I have to wait till the invite arrive before I apply for visa and which category of visa do i fall under... i no even get shishi i just dey take prayer follow am up. cos i don loose hope for dis nation..

@firstking and baba ramota ,thank u sir,he even get one wey find me cum ouz,i loose her hair,wash it then take it to d salon after that i be wan touch her she say no say she no wan do ,as a nice guy na so i leave her am. since then na so she begin play me she no gree cum my ouz again

to all the DONs on nairaland pls help a brother. for the past five years i have never able to get one reasonable lady for relationship,whereas i am the best matchmaker and senior advicer when it comes to women affairs among my friends .. i have read alot and practicalise few when it comes to women,i give advice to my friends on babe issues am always on point on that,but to get babe for myself na wahalai swear d matter tire me ,even some of my friends stil con dey advice me unto woman matter. abeg make una epp me,i noticed am confused on which to take to,i read a book about women and it all portray "NICE GUY" and i read the dating drill here and its the opposite,if i wan pursue babe i con dey confuse which wan to use ,na so i go ruin d whole thing. and again i discovered i cant hold conversation for long with a woman. pls help a brother

@chibwike and Beenuel thanks for ur contributions ..well noted. i jst dont want to sound too harsh ,i still get this Nice guy syndrome,but am working on it ,u pple av bin reasonable with me so what do u suggest??

as for those insulting ,what would be your response if u were in my shoes? u see i reli dont care about d insult ,all i want is to learn frm dis great community.

[color=#006600][/color] have i done bad by replying her these way. we met mid 2015 we worked in the same area,we later became friends , fastforward till 2016 i changed job ,i was working at coldstone creamery toyin street,she changed job too ,she was working at one office at olowu street,to cut it she came to meet me at work ,i gave her ice cream and i also bought pizza for her since then we didnt see but any time i try chatting up her ,she will jst reply with "kk" since then we stopped chatting ,fastforward to Nov last year she came to shop at shoprite ikeja city mall,she saw me working as a cashier there ,after that day i messaged on whatsapp again ,as usually she read the chat and didnt reply. on jan 4th of dis i messaged her again she read and didnt reply until yesterday she messaged me that her birthday is on monday ,which is tomorrow and i replied this morning with" whats d dresscode and location" she replied "lol" followed by this "no party ,shld i come over for cake " cos she knows i work at shoprite,have i done bad for giving her this reply

[color=#000099][/color] there is a difference btw nollywood and hollywood.... naija babe are different.. werey la fin wo werey(we use madness to cure madness)

they talk about recession we still bringing it dollar,and we spending it in naira we dont flaunt,we dont brag but our achievement speak 4 us no matter how dope they are ,wen we enter dem go stil shift for us

Donlexybaze in da building.. Stay freeze,wen i point d rap gun at u,am gonna blow ur head off booom!!this aint a battle 4 d weaklings,even if u accept d keeper's offer u cnt turn Banelings,my flow is the mighty sword that will clip ur wings,am d master wizard ,wen i talk u show respect and bow down ur head like agama lizard,lyrically we aint mate,u cnt my gf wit ur sick Date,am better than u,battle me if u no say he sure u,d difference is clear,i do MR PRICE nt bend down select.. Yeah!

Yeah... Donlexybaze
am a Don in this rap race
i got swagg,i got studs to face
am no ankara,am a dry lace
am a TRACE,i cnt be compared to NTA 2
people said am razz,say na hin dey make me do Fimile like Kas
she wants me to sign autograph on her ass,i gotta touch the b**bs as a pass
yeah i dnt say the truth but i play Dare,if u cant give a try dnt cum near
i knw am the best,cos good rappers are rare
yeah!!! Am out!

Hello,am Donlexybaze am new here,am also an Emcee.. I really like this platform to showcase and improve,thanks to Nairaland ... I want drop some bars now