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Romance / Re: Before You Visit That Friend You Met On Social Media by Donlexybaze(m): 5:22pm On Jul 19, 2019
vivypretty:
lol lol lol I love myself too much to risk that kind of journey
hmmmm inside life
Romance / Re: Before You Visit That Friend You Met On Social Media by Donlexybaze(m): 12:25am On Jul 18, 2019
but u nor tell us ,the one wey u go and dem nack you

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Romance / Re: All Julyborn Come In by Donlexybaze(m): 6:52pm On Jul 01, 2019
July 17

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Romance / Re: It's Better To Masturbate Than To Fornicate Or Rape by Donlexybaze(m): 1:04am On Jun 30, 2019
according to Una ,masturbation is a sin ,formication is also a sin ,las las person go still sin and since everybody na RAPE VICTIM and economically ,I go with "Soapy"
Crime / Re: Lady Beaten By Boyfriend For Dumping Him After Sex by Donlexybaze(m): 1:55pm On Jun 24, 2019
from her writeup ,I am sure she is not a Nigerian ,even at that I love the fact that she is expressive and she knows what she want and she even told the guy 'I am bad bitch I don't love" how many of our own here will gladly tell u "they want Bleep not love"
Romance / Re: Please Help! What Do I Do In This Situation? [update] by Donlexybaze(m): 7:39pm On Jun 23, 2019
it's better to cry now than later
Celebrities / Re: Samantha Calls Out Rema & Dprince Over Unpaid Bills In Abuja by Donlexybaze(m): 9:46am On Jun 18, 2019
Offpoint1:

Lol, sorry I couldn't finish reading it. I feel irritated by the nonsense, you not a prostitute but you spend a night in a man who's not your boyfriend or husband. what manner of fuckery is that?
lol na vigil dem o
Celebrities / Re: Samantha Calls Out Rema & Dprince Over Unpaid Bills In Abuja by Donlexybaze(m): 2:52pm On Jun 17, 2019
lefulefu:
dis one na straight forward matter nau.as soon as i see abuja base babe i jus know wetin d babe and her friends be.dem be runzgirls and i wonder why dem no dey proud of their proffesion. but then d two guys fuk up nau.dem no dey owe ashawo money cos its too low for a man to do such.after d ashi don suck their pingolo dry,lick dhier balls rim their azz and do all sort of nasty nasty dem no still gree pay d ashis their hard earned ashawo money.biko make dem pay d girls abeg. ..even if na 5k give dem.
Na so! Baba you sef no wan hang boot?
Celebrities / Re: Samantha Calls Out Rema & Dprince Over Unpaid Bills In Abuja by Donlexybaze(m): 12:56pm On Jun 17, 2019
Elders ,your views are needed here,wetin musa no go see for gate cc: offpoint1 smellysperm sageMk lefulefu
Romance / Re: I Am In Trouble With This Girl I Met. by Donlexybaze(m): 8:19pm On Jun 13, 2019
pagorino:
not my own prick... I call it rino, it's a blessing grin
hahahaha ,I was just being sarcastic jare,but a lot of Men be forming Self control yet dem still fall at the slight temptation from women ,notable Men in Bible sef fall

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Romance / Re: I Am In Trouble With This Girl I Met. by Donlexybaze(m): 6:07pm On Jun 13, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Yours is never "Freedom of expression" rather it is "Freedom of Gross Stupidity"

Next time, don't generalize your opinions as if we're members of your immediate family.

Au revoir!
it still my opinion ,I am at liberty to express it
if you don't like it,go and argue with your ancestors and stop mentioning me ,kid in an adult body!
Romance / Re: I Am In Trouble With This Girl I Met. by Donlexybaze(m): 5:54pm On Jun 13, 2019
JasonScoolari:
I guess you're speaking on behalf of your father and brothers.
Jason scoolari of all insulting people on a forum like this ,has never been my thing but sometimes I just have to,SECTION 39 of 1999 constitution state that "Every person shall be entitled to freedom of expression. including freedom to hold opinions and to receive and impart ideas and information without intenerence. (2) Without prejudice to the generality of subsection therefore I am entitled to my opinion... I want to ask you a question, are you really stupid or today is just a special occasion
Romance / Re: I Am In Trouble With This Girl I Met. by Donlexybaze(m): 5:31pm On Jun 13, 2019
sulasa07:
Are you alright?Why are you generalizing it?
argue with your smartphone
Romance / Re: I Am In Trouble With This Girl I Met. by Donlexybaze(m): 10:21am On Jun 13, 2019
I swear this our prick na curse

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Romance / Re: How To Know A Woman's True Character? by Donlexybaze(m): 2:55am On Jun 13, 2019
LordKO:
You can know a woman's (person) true character from either her psychological leanings or (and) ethical leanings - no act of pretence can cover these methods. Self-realization is the first step though.

pls expatiate o,I want to learn and pls mention me ,to save the stress of reading all through the comment till it gets to yours






Romance / Re: Am In Love With A Girl And Shes Dating Someone Else Help by Donlexybaze(m): 12:18pm On Jun 12, 2019
person give u free pass,u dey find relationship smh
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Took An Oath With Her First Boyfriend by Donlexybaze(m): 2:45am On Jun 12, 2019
To nack sef dey tire me,for the fear of regretting it,the issue is beyond op ,if not for the pregnancy issue, the Op should just Jaapa ,as it stand now the Op and the babe should go and see the Ex...
conclusion: for the curse or covenant to be broken in this your issue ,the parties involved must be present ,and believing the Babe side of the story alone is shallow
N.B don't go and be forming ZEDDICUS ZUL ZORANDER... those that watch SEEKER can relate
cc: smellysperm
offpoint1
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Romance / Re: How To Know A Woman's True Character? by Donlexybaze(m): 10:07pm On Jun 11, 2019
pocohantas:
Forget about how a woman treats YOU.

As far as I am concerned, Naija men are the easiest to get a ring from;

Quick steps to hook a Naija man.

1. Speak against feminism.
2. Any thread on MIL/DIL wahala, be on FP, curse the DIL. Karma must catch up with her.
3. Be very pro men.
4. Be pro submissive.
5. Don't ever open that your useless mouth to say cooking, washing and all are not your hobbies. You were born with Persil and spatula for a reason.
6. When he asks for your acct number, develop instant ear problem.
7. Anytime he calls, tell him you are cooking so you can have time to go for mid-week service.
8. When he talks, listen, listen attentively.
9. Online, anyone that insults you, reply with "lol"..."okay Sir"...etc.
10. He will approach you or send a PM. Do your best not to change formation.

Now, I am not the only one aware of these quick steps. So, do not focus on how she treats you, she wants something from you, if she is out for you, she will get it. 1yr later, you are here saying she changed. She didn't change, face off.

Focus on how she treats people around her. People who she thinks she owes nothing. Very soon, those people would be your family, friends, gateman, employees, house help...etc.
Legendary Queen Poco! this your piece just opened my eyes to a lot of things... bless up ma'am

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Crime / Re: Grace Ama Mensimah Amponsah Runs Away After Arriving Paris by Donlexybaze(m): 9:39pm On Jun 09, 2019
how did they get the screenshots did she leave her phone behind?

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Romance / Re: Name A Nairalander You Can Marry Blindly Even Without Seeing His Or Her Photo by Donlexybaze(m): 3:06pm On Jun 05, 2019
Hintona:

Really?
You sure am not a man?wink
lol I saw you proposing to me in my dream,so I am sure
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Donlexybaze(m): 10:50am On Jun 05, 2019
joeeee240:


Please I would like to email you too. I want the advanced bang rule. Thanks
alright
Romance / Re: Name A Nairalander You Can Marry Blindly Even Without Seeing His Or Her Photo by Donlexybaze(m): 10:05pm On Jun 04, 2019
cc:hintona

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Donlexybaze(m): 8:17pm On Jun 04, 2019
ObinnaValentine:


bros I am loyal..abeg I need..I no get rabas sha to gv jes felt u cud epp...thanks
email me
Romance / Re: Do You Know A Lot Of Men Don't Know How To Suck Boobs??? by Donlexybaze(m): 9:41pm On Jun 03, 2019
lefulefu:
grin sucking bwest is a good health benefit to a man
u nor dey fall hand I swear

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Donlexybaze(m): 9:40pm On Jun 03, 2019
samseymidast:
Pls send me the bang rule e-book by Charles Nneji.
Thanks brotherly! Onisamsey67@gmail.com
I have it bro,bang rule and advance bang rule
Romance / Re: Do You Know A Lot Of Men Don't Know How To Suck Boobs??? by Donlexybaze(m): 1:33am On Jun 03, 2019
lefulefu:
grin oya offpoint,CaptainMitch,potbelly,Iamgrey,Randy91 come an learn dis interesting tutorial.dairykidd biko show.
egbon I dey mark register for this class o
Romance / Re: Please Help!!!!my Girlfriend Cheated On Me ,now She Plans On Committing Suicide! by Donlexybaze(m): 12:36pm On Jun 02, 2019
SmellySperm:
I pity guys that fall in love with naija babes...bro still act normal with benefits, that's all
I salute oo
Sports / Re: Kinsey Wolanski Invades Liverpool Vs Tottenham Champions League Final Game by Donlexybaze(m): 9:15am On Jun 02, 2019
Offpoint1:

cheesy nothing... I just need to coach now, I no longer playcheesy
based on who u be na .. My Coach
Sports / Re: Kinsey Wolanski Invades Liverpool Vs Tottenham Champions League Final Game by Donlexybaze(m): 12:08am On Jun 02, 2019
Offpoint1:
I'm retired sir... I hanged my boot long ago.
baba why na ?
Sports / Re: Kinsey Wolanski Invades Liverpool Vs Tottenham Champions League Final Game by Donlexybaze(m): 11:04pm On Jun 01, 2019
Mikocake:
Better angle grin
chaii I ran out of Vaseline, abeg who get the one wey I fit borrow
cc:smellysperm
lefulefu
offpoint1

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